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2014-08-19 09:32:16 PM  
I'd think they'd be banging livestock but WTH do I know?


/grew up in suburbs
//white apology
 
2014-08-19 09:46:16 PM  
If many are sexually abused as children. I wonder if they seek this because they are now sexually attracted to children themselves and do not wish to continue the cycle.
 
2014-08-20 12:15:58 AM  
How could you possibly know that?
That's amazing
 
2014-08-20 12:16:51 AM  

tinyarena: How could you possibly know that?
That's amazing


Psychiatrist is just a few levels added from psychic
 
2014-08-20 12:20:01 AM  
This cutting-off-your-dick-thread should fall in line nicely with those new anti-misogyny policies.
Unless maybe I subtly turn the conversation into a cutting-off-your-own-tits kind of a thing. But I won't do that.
 
2014-08-20 12:21:07 AM  
www.cascade.org
 
2014-08-20 12:22:01 AM  
Performing castrations without a license is pretty ballsy if you ask me.
 
2014-08-20 12:23:19 AM  

charlesmartel11235: Psychiatrist is just a few levels added from psychic


You are like a firehose of shiatty aphorisms.
 
2014-08-20 12:23:20 AM  
There was a secret sect in Tsarist Russia that was big on mutilations.

NSFW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy

NSFW
 
2014-08-20 12:25:48 AM  
Yeah if this article had posted earlier maybe.
 
2014-08-20 12:26:00 AM  
Natural selection at work.
 
2014-08-20 12:26:07 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: There was a secret sect in Tsarist Russia that was big on mutilations.

NSFW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy

NSFW


It's not that mysterious.

12 "For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others-and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it." --Matthew 19:12

In other words, it's a Bible thing, you wouldn't understand.
 
2014-08-20 12:26:20 AM  
Goddammit I said STONEcutters not bonercutters.

www.learnawesome.com
 
2014-08-20 12:26:22 AM  
First the misogyny "rules" now this? Anybody else notice a trend?
 
2014-08-20 12:26:30 AM  
No. I'm not.  Check again tomorrow.
 
2014-08-20 12:27:07 AM  

calbert: [www.cascade.org image 400x273]


It was somewhere right along here that I lost all interest in life.
 
2014-08-20 12:27:22 AM  
I don't care what anyone tries to say - that Jesus fellow was in his 30's and wandered around with hookers and layabouts.  There was no way that guy was a virgin, in either direction.  The idea of Christian sexual oppression with that guy as a spokesperson is laughable.
 
2014-08-20 12:27:42 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-20 12:28:56 AM  
Perhaps this should be encouraged for the evangelical nutter crowd. Help keep their numbers down.
 
2014-08-20 12:30:08 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: There was a secret sect in Tsarist Russia that was big on mutilations.

NSFW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy

NSFW

It's not that mysterious.

12 "For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others-and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it." --Matthew 19:12

In other words, it's a Bible thing, you wouldn't understand.


One of the lawyers answered him, "Teacher, in saying these things you insult us also." And he said, "Woe to you lawyers also! For you load people with burdens hard to bear, and you yourselves do not touch the burdens with one of your fingers.

Nope. Not at all.
 
2014-08-20 12:30:50 AM  
Hey, at least theyr'e not cutting off heads.
 
2014-08-20 12:31:26 AM  
I believe we have another winner for the BME pain Olympics.
 
2014-08-20 12:31:53 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-20 12:33:03 AM  
Didn't some guy from wu tang do this recently
 
2014-08-20 12:33:28 AM  
Fascinating that the article apparently assumes all the cutters were male.

I'd say more but it's a new day here.
 
2014-08-20 12:33:48 AM  

spamdog: charlesmartel11235: Psychiatrist is just a few levels added from psychic

You are like a firehose of shiatty aphorisms.


Nietzsche would probably be flattered by such a characterization
 
2014-08-20 12:34:22 AM  
I'm batting o-fer-three on the headline elements.  So that's 2 balls and 3 strikes.

I'm out.
 
2014-08-20 12:34:31 AM  

gadian: I don't care what anyone tries to say - that Jesus fellow was in his 30's and wandered around with hookers and layabouts.  There was no way that guy was a virgin, in either direction.  The idea of Christian sexual oppression with that guy as a spokesperson is laughable.


Jesus turned water into wine and bummed around with fishermen - notorious liars and drunks.  He was shacked up with a whore.  He kicked the shiat out of a bunch of government officials and then threw such an epic party that we're still talking about it over 2000 years later.  Then the best they could get him for was disturbing the peace.  Not only that but after they killed him he has the audacity to pop back up 3 days later just long enough to say See Ya biatches I'll be back to kick some ass one day.

No wonder why true Christians are a bunch of great people.  We have the best farking messiah ever.
 
2014-08-20 12:34:51 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Gyrfalcon: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: There was a secret sect in Tsarist Russia that was big on mutilations.

NSFW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy

NSFW

It's not that mysterious.

12 "For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others-and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it." --Matthew 19:12

In other words, it's a Bible thing, you wouldn't understand.

One of the lawyers answered him, "Teacher, in saying these things you insult us also." And he said, "Woe to you lawyers also! For you load people with burdens hard to bear, and you yourselves do not touch the burdens with one of your fingers.

Nope. Not at all.


Between Jesus and Shakespeare, lawyers really got on the wrong end of some awesome quotes.
 
2014-08-20 12:35:23 AM  

JoieD'Zen: I'd think they'd be banging livestock but WTH do I know?


/grew up in suburbs
//white apology

cdn.meme.li
 
2014-08-20 12:36:40 AM  

calbert: [www.cascade.org image 400x273]


Nicely done.
 
2014-08-20 12:38:33 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Gyrfalcon: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: There was a secret sect in Tsarist Russia that was big on mutilations.

NSFW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy

NSFW

It's not that mysterious.

12 "For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others-and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it." --Matthew 19:12

In other words, it's a Bible thing, you wouldn't understand.

One of the lawyers answered him, "Teacher, in saying these things you insult us also." And he said, "Woe to you lawyers also! For you load people with burdens hard to bear, and you yourselves do not touch the burdens with one of your fingers.

Nope. Not at all.

Between Jesus and Shakespeare, lawyers really got on the wrong end of some awesome quotes.


Well, it was between two thieves and not between two lawyers...
 
2014-08-20 12:39:56 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: There was a secret sect in Tsarist Russia that was big on mutilations.

NSFW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy

NSFW

It's not that mysterious.

12 "For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others-and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it." --Matthew 19:12

In other words, it's a Bible thing, you wouldn't understand.


I see your Matthew 19:12 and raise you a Deuteronomy 23:1.

"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD.
 
2014-08-20 12:40:27 AM  

gadian: I don't care what anyone tries to say - that Jesus fellow was in his 30's and wandered around with hookers and layabouts.  There was no way that guy was a virgin, in either direction.  The idea of Christian sexual oppression with that guy as a spokesperson is laughable.


is there a part of the bible that claims he was a virgin, I have never heard of it?
 
2014-08-20 12:41:13 AM  
images.politico.com
 
2014-08-20 12:41:13 AM  
Yes I was (for those of you who admit that devout Mormons are Christians), and no, I'm not chopping off any dicks RIGHT NOW ;)
 
2014-08-20 12:41:44 AM  

charlesmartel11235: tinyarena: How could you possibly know that?
That's amazing

Psychiatrist is just a few levels added from psychic


I think this is a generous assumption, 6 shrinks no useful advice, 1 "Psychic" who used to live in front of me, not much useful advice but she was nice and didn't charge 250$/hr

/Not related to the farm thing
//Just observation on shrinks
///Slashies
 
2014-08-20 12:42:03 AM  
www.paperlinks.org
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2014-08-20 12:44:56 AM  
Feels their pain.
my.fakingnews.firstpost.com
 
2014-08-20 12:45:07 AM  

Badgers: [www.paperlinks.org image 250x188]
posted in protest to fark's new censorship rules


Jesus are you guys still whingin' about that?
 
2014-08-20 12:45:24 AM  
I'm confused. Is this the thread where we bash Christians for being crazy, or applaud men who slice off their nuts because they "identify with a gender different from the one they were born into."

I know the basic Fark rules for dick removal (trannies=heroes, religious people=crazy); just not sure what thread this is and want to make certain I don't suggest something as horribly bigoted as the idea that self mutilation of any kind is a form of crazy.
 
2014-08-20 12:45:42 AM  

LionHound: Performing castrations without a license is pretty ballsy if you ask me.


cdn2.pitchfork.com

With the help of a little meth, this guy managed to pull it off. Literally.
 
2014-08-20 12:46:48 AM  

chitownmike: is there a part of the bible that claims he was a virgin, I have never heard of it?


Oh bosh, like any church uses the whole bible (or any of it) to justify their religious hang ups.
 
2014-08-20 12:47:50 AM  

sithon: If many are sexually abused as children. I wonder if they seek this because they are now sexually attracted to children themselves and do not wish to continue the cycle.


Not everyone that was abused as a child becomes a child abuser. Many victims grow up hearing things like that and it does nothing but hurt them more.
 
2014-08-20 12:48:12 AM  

ScaryBottles: Badgers: [www.paperlinks.org image 250x188]
posted in protest to fark's new censorship rules

Jesus are you guys still whingin' about that?


No, we're biatching about it and rightfully so.  Fark is a haven for assholes and snark.  These new rules are cutting Fark's balls off to appease the new corporate wankers.
 
2014-08-20 12:48:40 AM  

SpaceBison: Gyrfalcon: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: There was a secret sect in Tsarist Russia that was big on mutilations.

NSFW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy

NSFW

It's not that mysterious.

12 "For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others-and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it." --Matthew 19:12

In other words, it's a Bible thing, you wouldn't understand.

I see your Matthew 19:12 and raise you a Deuteronomy 23:1.

"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD.


Hey you two, don't get testy.
 
2014-08-20 12:49:37 AM  

nickdaisy: I'm confused. Is this the thread where we bash Christians for being crazy, or applaud men who slice off their nuts because they "identify with a gender different from the one they were born into."

I know the basic Fark rules for dick removal (trannies=heroes, religious people=crazy); just not sure what thread this is and want to make certain I don't suggest something as horribly bigoted as the idea that self mutilation of any kind is a form of crazy.


So many people so upset by not being allowed to make rape jokes or bash gays and transgenders.  This isn't supposed to be a traumatic development.
 
2014-08-20 12:50:38 AM  

albatros183: charlesmartel11235: tinyarena: How could you possibly know that?
That's amazing

Psychiatrist is just a few levels added from psychic

I think this is a generous assumption, 6 shrinks no useful advice, 1 "Psychic" who used to live in front of me, not much useful advice but she was nice and didn't charge 250$/hr

/Not related to the farm thing
//Just observation on shrinks
///Slashies


I'm sorry. You must've gotten some off brand shrinks. They sent me to one who specialized in children and she gave me wayy too much adderall. Now I see a good one. Helps a lot using CBT and psychoanalysis.
 
2014-08-20 12:51:13 AM  

ScaryBottles: JoieD'Zen: I'd think they'd be banging livestock but WTH do I know?


/grew up in suburbs
//white apology
[cdn.meme.li image 300x300]


It weirds me out that image doesn't even need a caption anymore.
 
2014-08-20 12:52:19 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: ScaryBottles: Badgers: [www.paperlinks.org image 250x188]
posted in protest to fark's new censorship rules

Jesus are you guys still whingin' about that?

No, we're biatching about it and rightfully so.  Fark is a haven for assholes and snark.  These new rules are cutting Fark's balls off to appease the new corporate wankers.


And I tell you I nearly died of a farking heart attack upon learning that you in particular are butthurt about no longer being able to act like a sick dirtbag.
 
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