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(NBC 29 Charlottesville)   Stoner arrested in drug bust. No, really. His name is Stoner   (nbc29.com) divider line 56
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2014-08-19 08:58:09 PM  
If he was my friend, I'd call him Buzz.
 
2014-08-20 01:08:01 AM  
Dude.
 
2014-08-20 01:13:28 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-20 01:14:34 AM  
38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-20 01:14:39 AM  
I have a friend named Paul Scott. And another named Joe Stoner

/getting a kick
 
2014-08-20 01:16:28 AM  
This guy's ass is grass.

They're gonna have their way with his bonghole in the joint.
 
2014-08-20 01:22:14 AM  
Manufactured controversy.
 
2014-08-20 01:22:41 AM  
*stoned giggling*
 
2014-08-20 01:26:14 AM  
www.seekextreme.com

Considering Scott Steiner's name translates to 'Stoner' (ok literal translation, but play along).............
 
2014-08-20 01:26:55 AM  
"State vs Stoner!  State vs Stoner!"
 
2014-08-20 01:26:58 AM  
That's not irony.
 
2014-08-20 01:29:55 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: If he was my friend, I'd call him Buzz.


I went to high school with a girl named Stoner. Everyone called her brother Buzz, though I have no idea if that was his real name.
 
2014-08-20 01:33:59 AM  

Weatherkiss: That's not irony.


^^ that.

It's coincidence.

/ irony is like rain on your wedding day.
 
2014-08-20 01:35:41 AM  

kling_klang_bed: [www.seekextreme.com image 640x480]

Considering Scott Steiner's name translates to 'Stoner' (ok literal translation, but play along).............


Was the the Steiner Recliner the best tag team finishing move in sports entertainment history? The magic 8-ball says yes.
 
2014-08-20 01:36:11 AM  
FTFA: "Anyone with information of individuals manufacturing Marijuana and/or possessing any illegal narcotic is encouraged to contact the Blue Ridge Narcotics and Gang Task Force. "

OHNOES! the kids are manufacturing marijuana!  Next thing you know, they'll be snorting it!
 
2014-08-20 01:43:08 AM  

DubtodaIll: kling_klang_bed: [www.seekextreme.com image 640x480]

Considering Scott Steiner's name translates to 'Stoner' (ok literal translation, but play along).............

Was the the Steiner Recliner the best tag team finishing move in sports entertainment history? The magic 8-ball says yes.


Bigger question is why are his right and left arms so farking different in that pic? The left one looks normal and the other one looks like a hardened mass of gelatinous goo.
 
2014-08-20 01:44:07 AM  
That's nothing. In Los Angeles, they have an entire Stoner Avenue.
 
2014-08-20 01:45:27 AM  
 
2014-08-20 01:46:23 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-20 01:49:02 AM  

opiumpoopy: Weatherkiss: That's not irony.

^^ that.

It's coincidence.

/ irony is like rain on your wedding day.


I was waiting for that.😆
 
2014-08-20 01:52:42 AM  
Nominative determinism at work.
 
2014-08-20 01:54:27 AM  
i10.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-20 01:55:39 AM  
WTF California? Exercise the cancer of Orange County and legalize it already.
 
2014-08-20 01:57:29 AM  

beer4breakfast: WTF California? Exercise the cancer of Orange County and legalize it already.


I've seen some things in Orange County I'd like to exercise, you know what I mean?
 
2014-08-20 02:06:31 AM  
His name is Stoner
He sets himself up for quick
Entrapment defense

best I can do off of rez rips
 
2014-08-20 02:07:08 AM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiaPI6u9j1g
 
2014-08-20 02:30:22 AM  
www.mediabistro.com
 
2014-08-20 02:38:25 AM  

no clever name here just move along: FTFA: "Anyone with information of individuals manufacturing Marijuana and/or possessing any illegal narcotic is encouraged to contact the Blue Ridge Narcotics and Gang Task Force. "

OHNOES! the kids are manufacturing marijuana!  Next thing you know, they'll be snorting it!


I used to work at a marijuana factory. Saw a guy get burned alive when he fell into one of the smelters. True story.
 
2014-08-20 02:47:17 AM  

fusillade762: no clever name here just move along: FTFA: "Anyone with information of individuals manufacturing Marijuana and/or possessing any illegal narcotic is encouraged to contact the Blue Ridge Narcotics and Gang Task Force. "

OHNOES! the kids are manufacturing marijuana!  Next thing you know, they'll be snorting it!

I used to work at a marijuana factory. Saw a guy get burned alive when he fell into one of the smelters. True story.


You shee Mr. Fusillade, I love weed, the look of it, the shmell of it, the taste of it, the texture, I love marijuana so much I even lost my genitalia in an unfortunate shmelting accident.
 
2014-08-20 02:49:10 AM  

beer4breakfast: WTF California? Exercise the cancer of Orange County and legalize it already.


Wait, what?

FTA: "...and Special Agents from the Virginia State Police Bureau of Criminal Investigation Drug Enforcement Section. "

CA isn't the only state with an OC.
 
2014-08-20 04:07:23 AM  

Weatherkiss: That's not irony.


But it's really very sad.
 
2014-08-20 04:34:36 AM  
Something, Something Morrow Project Stoner Weapons system....
 
2014-08-20 04:42:14 AM  
CSB: I know a fel
A named Stoner. He is a pretty straight-laced fellow. Was a teacher and coach for years.

So, there you go.
 
2014-08-20 05:01:18 AM  

farkin_Gary: [i10.photobucket.com image 230x324]


img1.wikia.nocookie.net
are you insulting my family, sir?
 
2014-08-20 06:17:55 AM  
Too bad he wasn't from Stoneville...

s11.postimg.org
 
2014-08-20 06:23:19 AM  
And in other news, Bob Boozer was arrested for drunk driving...
 
2014-08-20 06:28:02 AM  

LeroyB: And in other news, Bob Boozer was arrested for drunk driving...


There was a Jersey guy arrested (I think in Philly but I may be mistaken, it's been a few years) named Lawless who got busted for DUI/vehicular manslaughter a few years back.
 
2014-08-20 06:29:38 AM  

phillydrifter: who got busted for DUI/vehicular manslaughter a few years back.


who had like 8 or 11 previous convictions for DUI and by all accounts should not ever have a valid driver's license again.*

/*.*\
 
2014-08-20 07:24:58 AM  
Came for pictures of Allison Stoner.  Leaving disappointed.
 
2014-08-20 07:38:15 AM  
Where I live (northwest Missouri), there is a chain of pharmacies named "Stoner Drugs".
 
2014-08-20 07:42:21 AM  
You know what else came from a Stoner?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-20 07:47:53 AM  
We need a "Happenstance" tag.  This doesn't even rise to the level of coincidence.
 
2014-08-20 07:55:17 AM  
Had bus driver in middle school named Stoner.
 
2014-08-20 08:11:10 AM  
Umm... all you guys talking about Eugene Stoner dissapoints me

Stoner also created the M-63 Stoner

No imagine if the Stoner who was a stoner was packing a Stoner invented by Stoner.
 
2014-08-20 08:16:28 AM  

FullMetalPanda: Umm... all you guys talking about Eugene Stoner dissapoints me

Stoner also created the M-63 Stoner

No imagine if the Stoner who was a stoner was packing a Stoner invented by Stoner.


I was always kind of disappointed that the AR-18/AR-180 didn't become popular.
 
2014-08-20 08:30:01 AM  
What are the odds?

/1 in 2,136
 
2014-08-20 08:52:20 AM  
I've always enjoyed that story. Was hoping the arresting officer was named Stoner, just once, for a change. So disappoint.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-20 08:54:37 AM  
Went to college with a Stoner, and yes, he was.
 
2014-08-20 09:08:35 AM  
We're all a little safer, now.  Thanks, Mr. Policeman.
 
2014-08-20 09:27:19 AM  
Years back I had a boss with the last name of Bong. His kid got arrested for selling pot. It made Jay Lenno's headline segment. " Bong gets busted for selling pot" He denies it was his kid til this day. Now his kid just got hired here. Gonna have a good chuckle one of these days.
 
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