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(Daily Mail)   Yet ANOTHER 'Human Barbie' emerges: She's 16-years-old, SUPER creepy looking, wants to become a psychologist after she finishes school (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 358
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2014-08-19 08:57:16 PM  
I wonder how much she costs compared to a Real Doll
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-19 09:01:01 PM  
I would [redacted] that [redacted] so hard she'd [redacted].

Oh, to hell with the new feminist friendly guidelines.

I would ran away from that creepy plasticy thing so hard she'd get knocked over by my wake.

Even Taylor Swift looks more human.
 
2014-08-19 09:17:15 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

timing is everything and this guy nailed it.
 
2014-08-19 09:55:09 PM  
Is it against the new rules to say that her face is completely busted and that no woman has a body like this without surgery (or an entire body pillow shoved in each cup)?
i.dailymail.co.uk

Either way, ,makes me glad I don't like girls.  Looks aside, that girl seems all sorts of crazy.
 
2014-08-20 12:12:34 AM  

criscodisco: Is it against the new rules to say that her face is completely busted and that no woman has a body like this without surgery (or an entire body pillow shoved in each cup)?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x425]

Either way, ,makes me glad I don't like girls.  Looks aside, that girl seems all sorts of crazy.


Looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

/the other pics just look like a sex doll.
 
2014-08-20 12:33:02 AM  
Yeah, not taking someone's word that that's natural. I mean, is it possible? Maybe. It's it likely? No.
 
2014-08-20 01:00:06 AM  
Psychology school must be amazing.
 
2014-08-20 01:33:06 AM  

Triumph: Psychology Photoshoop school must be amazing.

 
2014-08-20 02:06:30 AM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-20 02:06:40 AM  
her waist size is absurd. Her parents should have hugged her more.
 
2014-08-20 02:08:28 AM  
Would hit.
 
2014-08-20 02:08:30 AM  
This fad is creeping up on MLP fandom levels of creepy...

I keep getting a chucky vibe whenever a new one pops up...
 
2014-08-20 02:08:41 AM  
First pic in the article looks like an oil painting.
 
2014-08-20 02:09:21 AM  
5 years and she'll be doing russian porn
 
2014-08-20 02:10:14 AM  
Skipper was the hot one.
 
2014-08-20 02:10:20 AM  

criscodisco: Is it against the new rules to say that her face is completely busted and that no woman has a body like this without surgery (or an entire body pillow shoved in each cup)?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x425]

Either way, ,makes me glad I don't like girls.  Looks aside, that girl seems all sorts of crazy.


I think she's just wearing a corset that has somehow pushed her internal organs into her breasts through the rib cage.
 
2014-08-20 02:10:26 AM  
Sh*t no she done had lower ribs removed didn't she
 
2014-08-20 02:10:39 AM  
Oh my Lord! Where's my ice pick? !
 
2014-08-20 02:11:59 AM  
That is some uncanny valley shiat right there. I'm honestly hoping it's shopped just to save what little faith in humanity I have left.
 
2014-08-20 02:12:06 AM  

criscodisco: Is it against the new rules to say that her face is completely busted and that no woman has a body like this without surgery (or an entire body pillow shoved in each cup)?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x425]

Either way, ,makes me glad I don't like girls.  Looks aside, that girl seems all sorts of crazy.


and a gay guy is an authority on what a good looking woman looks like, how?
/whole story is faked
//real doll and photoshop
 
2014-08-20 02:12:22 AM  
Real Doll is making great strides in robotics. Of course, porn is responsible for many great strides in tech, from printing to photography to VCRs to the whole internet.
 
2014-08-20 02:12:49 AM  

ArkAngel: I wonder how much she costs compared to a Real Doll


Liquor, proportion, math = prolly less. Especially if you're with her.
 
2014-08-20 02:13:30 AM  
Eh. When I want to see hot Russian or eastern European girls, I just check out Femjoy or Metart. They're pretty, they're legal, and blessedly free of tats. None of this self made freak nonsense.
 
2014-08-20 02:13:37 AM  
Actually, I take that back.  She looks like an oil painting in most of them.
 
2014-08-20 02:14:30 AM  

Repo Man: blessedly free of tats


:(
 
2014-08-20 02:15:03 AM  
Come on Barbie let's go party.
 
2014-08-20 02:16:25 AM  
Someone isn't a fan of her Facebook page: YOU'RE 16! GET YOUR ASS OFF THE INTERNET! seriously, put some pants on. Your mother takes these pictures?! That's distributing inappropriate pictures of children, which yes you ARE still a child. What kind of mother encourages this? Shameful, as a mother I'm completely disgusted by this.
 
2014-08-20 02:16:27 AM  
www.losanjealous.com

Been done, and quite possibly part of her family photo album.
 
2014-08-20 02:17:39 AM  

ArkAngel: I wonder how much she costs compared to a Real Doll


Hell, I can't even afford the neighborhood crack ho.


By the way: dammit, I submitted this one with a dick joke.
 
2014-08-20 02:18:02 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Come on Barbie let's go party.


yourlisten.com
 
2014-08-20 02:18:22 AM  
1. Her waist size is absurd. She needs a sandwich.*
2. Her boobs are too big for a woman twice her size and ten years older.
3. She has no expression on her face.
4. She looks like she's made of plastic.
5. I swear that pic of her in pink shorts...that looks like...um...
6. That ain't right.

*Note to modmins: See how I didn't say or imply that she needs to make a sandwich, but that she needs to eat a sandwich. I'm a good boy.
 
2014-08-20 02:18:54 AM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Skipper was the hot one.


I always liked MaryAnn, but to each their own.
 
2014-08-20 02:19:34 AM  
Misogyny levels reaching critical.
 
2014-08-20 02:20:01 AM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 512x384]


Really all that needs to be said.

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised someone out-Courtney Stodden'd Courtney Stodden...but it is disappointing, nonetheless.
 
2014-08-20 02:20:27 AM  

chitownmike: criscodisco: Is it against the new rules to say that her face is completely busted and that no woman has a body like this without surgery (or an entire body pillow shoved in each cup)?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x425]

Either way, ,makes me glad I don't like girls.  Looks aside, that girl seems all sorts of crazy.

and a gay guy is an authority on what a good looking woman looks like, how?
/whole story is faked
//real doll and photoshop


As a straight guy, I think she looks incredibly strange and not at all hot. Her face might be fine if she didn't use massive amounts of makeup to make herself literally look like plastic, though. Hard to tell.
 
2014-08-20 02:20:40 AM  
Stop misogynizing her!
 
2014-08-20 02:21:32 AM  

criscodisco: Looks aside, that girl seems all sorts of crazy.



They're all crazy.

/And I just broke the new rules.
 
2014-08-20 02:21:39 AM  
Someone on her Facebook page is pointing out the sloppy work done on this photo:

fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net

Photoshopped! Look at the door. It's bulged out
 
2014-08-20 02:21:57 AM  

Repo Man: Someone isn't a fan of her Facebook page: YOU'RE 16! GET YOUR ASS OFF THE INTERNET! seriously, put some pants on. Your mother takes these pictures?! That's distributing inappropriate pictures of children, which yes you ARE still a child. What kind of mother encourages this? Shameful, as a mother I'm completely disgusted by this.


As a human being, I'm offended by this girl. She thinks someone will want to sit alone in a room with a living piece of plastic and talk about their problems?

She needs a psychiatrist of her own. And I'm thinking drugs to alleviate body dismorphic disorder.
 
2014-08-20 02:22:00 AM  
"Lolita maintains that her striking looks were achieved without plastic surgery, dieting or Photoshop."

Bullshiat.


ArkAngel: I wonder how much she costs compared to a Real Doll


Probably less.  I mean jeez, she looks way less realistic than a Real Doll.
 
2014-08-20 02:22:59 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: Misogyny levels reaching critical.


Excuse me, but some of us object to that ...phenomenon... because we really like REAL-looking women.

Like, say, Lindsay Lohan.
 
2014-08-20 02:23:03 AM  

maram500: She needs a psychiatrist of her own. And I'm thinking drugs to alleviate body dismorphic disorder.


This.
 
2014-08-20 02:23:49 AM  

Repo Man: Someone on her Facebook page is pointing out the sloppy work done on this photo:

[fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net image 467x600]

Photoshopped! Look at the door. It's bulged out


They don't call it the daily fail. Any on here want to Un-Photoshop it?
 
2014-08-20 02:24:49 AM  
i'm not even sure what that was...
 
2014-08-20 02:25:06 AM  

maram500: 3. She has no expression on her face.


I'm hoping she does that on purpose to enhance the Barbie look.

You are correct, her boobs are way too big and are going to cause her all kinds of back pain.  She's probably already suffering all kinds of boy pain from it.  A young girl I knew was harassed without mercy in school because she suddenly grew boobs at 13.  She was called a slut and similar names simply because of a biological crap shoot.
 
2014-08-20 02:25:10 AM  
Which is real and which is the doll?

i.dailymail.co.uk  eropicsp.eropics.me

/Trick question, they're both fake
 
2014-08-20 02:25:31 AM  

ZAZ: I would [redacted] that [redacted] so hard she'd [redacted].

Oh, to hell with the new feminist friendly guidelines.

I would ran away from that creepy plasticy thing so hard she'd get knocked over by my wake.

Even Taylor Swift looks more human.


After several mentions of said new guidelines today I actually went to try to read them.  I thought they are in the FArQ but nope.  Not that I could see.  Where are said guidelines anyway?
 
2014-08-20 02:25:39 AM  
that is profoundly creepy

/[hansen.jpg]
 
2014-08-20 02:25:50 AM  
www.whomadeyoumirabelli.com
www.whomadeyoumirabelli.com
That's like two eight year olds, dude.
 
2014-08-20 02:25:55 AM  

The One True TheDavid: AppleOptionEsc: Misogyny levels reaching critical.

Excuse me, but some of us object to that ...phenomenon... because we really like REAL-looking women.

Like, say, Lindsay Lohan.


i.imgur.com

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