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(Talking Points Memo)   Rush Limbaugh reveals the truth behind Michael Brown's death: Obama personally ordered Darren Wilson to execute the kid in order to incite race-fueled protests that would distract the country from Benghazi and stop the Republicans from impeaching him   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 296
    More: Amusing, Rush Limbaugh, Obama, Benghazi, Al Sharpton, Benghazi Scandal, Michael Brown  
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2014-08-19 05:39:00 PM  
Dear Rush -
You are an atrocious gas bag.
 
2014-08-19 05:42:44 PM  
Now that Drew's taken a stand on misogyny it's time to delete every Rush thread the second it gets submitted.
 
2014-08-19 05:45:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-19 05:49:40 PM  
Haven't heard from Wasilla Kardashian lately.
 
2014-08-19 05:52:23 PM  
Reminder:

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (AP) - Conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh was inducted into the Hall of Famous Missourians on Monday during a secretive ceremony in the state Capitol as police stood guard to keep out any uninvited political opponents of the sometimes divisive radio show host.

RUSH LIMBAUGH HONORED AT MISSOURI'S CAPITOL
 
2014-08-19 05:54:32 PM  

markie_farkie: Now that Drew's taken a stand on misogyny it's time to delete every Rush thread the second it gets submitted.


this
 
2014-08-19 05:55:40 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: RUSH LIMBAUGH HONORED AT MISSOURI'S CAPITOL


If you have to keep it secret because people don't like a person, they probably don't belong in a hall of fame
 
2014-08-19 06:18:16 PM  

markie_farkie: Now that Drew's taken a stand on misogyny it's time to delete every Rush thread the second it gets submitted.


It needs to be reported for that to happen.
 
2014-08-19 06:35:55 PM  

cretinbob: Dusk-You-n-Me: RUSH LIMBAUGH HONORED AT MISSOURI'S CAPITOL

If you have to keep it secret because people don't like a person, they probably don't belong in a hall of fame


Depends on what it's a hall of fame for.  Honoring Missouri's best peacemakers and humanitarians?  No.  Honoring anyone from Missouri who becomes famous?  Meh, why not.  Here we are talking about him, after all.
 
2014-08-19 06:46:42 PM  

WTF Indeed: markie_farkie: Now that Drew's taken a stand on misogyny it's time to delete every Rush thread the second it gets submitted.

It needs to be reported for that to happen.


Well, how about at least a Fark filter that changes "Rush Limbaugh" into "self-aggrandizing windbag and purveyor of hate" every time it's posted?

Regarding his comment "But all of this is Barack Obama. Every event, every detail, every occurrence is Obama. And the end result is the end and absence of any opposition. So that's what Ferguson's all about, like all the rest of this has been about."

Does that even make any sense in the echo chamber? How will riots and militarized police (who have the support of the conservatives) help Obama end all opposition?
 
2014-08-19 06:50:58 PM  
I would pay to see Rush drawn and quartered, as he should be.
 
2014-08-19 06:56:56 PM  
This is pretty close to a scenario I submitted to the "make up your own conspiracy theory" thread.
 
2014-08-19 06:57:34 PM  
The only truth Limbaugh knows is that he gets paid no matter what kind of sh*t gushes forth from his mouth
 
2014-08-19 07:04:44 PM  

shanrick: Haven't heard from Wasilla Kardashian lately.


I have.  It was more diarrhetic than normal.
 
2014-08-19 07:27:18 PM  

SphericalTime: shanrick: Haven't heard from Wasilla Kardashian lately.

I have.  It was more diarrhetic than normal.


Seriously, she's sounded totally shiatfaced in the last videos I've seen of her.
 
2014-08-19 07:28:41 PM  
Rush is too predictable to be outrageous.

Seriously, who didn't see this coming?
 
2014-08-19 07:46:31 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-08-19 08:06:03 PM  
I am Groot.
 
2014-08-19 08:07:48 PM  
So, Republicans... do you really find this "entertainer" entertaining?
 
2014-08-19 08:09:39 PM  
When did Limbaugh become the right wing Art Bell?
 
2014-08-19 08:09:43 PM  
Well, that's it. I'm never voting for Obama again!

Lionel Mandrake: Rush is too predictable to be outrageous.

Seriously, who didn't see this coming?


Despite the complexity of the fantasy scenario he presented... it's like he isn't really trying anymore.
 
2014-08-19 08:10:32 PM  
Shout, shout, study it out
these are the things that I care about,
Benghazi
It's a big scandal
Benghazi
It's a big scandal

In violent times
You shouldn't blame a video
In violent times
We want to know what Obama knows

Shout, shout, study it out
these are the things that I care about
Obama, I'm asking you
Obama, We're just asking you

/stoned
 
2014-08-19 08:11:17 PM  
Rush has officially become more absurd than Howard Stern.
/I play monopoly with two naked chicks.
 
2014-08-19 08:11:39 PM  

Beerguy: [fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 640x512]


Hey. Rush wasn't always fat.

I learned something today.
 
2014-08-19 08:12:16 PM  

The Why Not Guy: So, Republicans... do you really find this "entertainer" entertaining?


((Confirmation bias + cognitive dissonance) * Dunning-Krueger)/(Hypocritical Christianity)
 
2014-08-19 08:14:08 PM  

markie_farkie: Now that Drew's taken a stand on misogyny it's time to delete every Rush thread the second it gets submitted.


If you deleted submissions on Right wing racism, homophobia and misogyny, we couldn't even have a thread on the GOP debates, much less the day to day shiat.
 
2014-08-19 08:15:10 PM  

MightyPez: When did Limbaugh become the right wing Art Bell?


When Alex Jones started creeping into his listener base?
 
2014-08-19 08:15:26 PM  
The impeaching that no Republicans are actually talking about, the impeaching totally made up by the Democrats. That impeaching?

I know Republican talking points contradict themselves but I still feel I need to point it out.
 
2014-08-19 08:15:57 PM  

I am Groot: I am Groot.


Son of Mogh?
 
2014-08-19 08:16:22 PM  

nekom: cretinbob: Dusk-You-n-Me: RUSH LIMBAUGH HONORED AT MISSOURI'S CAPITOL

If you have to keep it secret because people don't like a person, they probably don't belong in a hall of fame

Depends on what it's a hall of fame for.  Honoring Missouri's best peacemakers and humanitarians?  No.  Honoring anyone from Missouri who becomes famous?  Meh, why not.  Here we are talking about him, after all.


Same as the Time Person of the Year problem, though.  It used to be "the person who, for better or for worse, most influenced the news in the past year."  Hence why Hitler was on the cover, once.  But that kind of nuance is no longer respected or tolerated, so now it's just given to whoever is the most luke-warm, generally positive, inoffensive person that everyone can agree with.
 
2014-08-19 08:16:32 PM  

jake_lex: SphericalTime: shanrick: Haven't heard from Wasilla Kardashian lately.

I have.  It was more diarrhetic than normal.

Seriously, she's sounded totally shiatfaced in the last videos I've seen of her.


I honestly think she has some medical problems she's not ready to be open about.
 
2014-08-19 08:16:32 PM  
markie_farkie: Now that Drew's taken a stand on misogyny it's time to delete every Rush thread the second it gets submitted.

I still don't get why he's taken a stand on such a broad topic.
 
2014-08-19 08:17:46 PM  
I don't understand how anyone can listen to that shiat and not think to themselves "this is the most retarded crap I'll hear all day."
 
2014-08-19 08:18:46 PM  
spinechillinghorror.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-19 08:20:19 PM  
Would the FBI even be responsible for investigations abroad?

Maybe my division of powers is out of date, but FBI is internal, CIA is external?
 
2014-08-19 08:21:28 PM  

ultraholland: markie_farkie: Now that Drew's taken a stand on misogyny it's time to delete every Rush thread the second it gets submitted.

I still don't get why he's taken a stand on such a broad topic.


free publicity
Those standards have bee enforced for quite awhile and are not new.
I posit that he is trying to sell Fark and retire (and good for him if he is) and needs/wants to clean things up for the new owners.

//Remember, open racism is still OK
 
2014-08-19 08:23:12 PM  

Enemabag Jones: Would the FBI even be responsible for investigations abroad?

Maybe my division of powers is out of date, but FBI is internal, CIA is external?


CIA is not a law enforcement agency.
 
2014-08-19 08:23:52 PM  

ultraholland: I still don't get why he's taken a stand on such a broad topic.


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-19 08:24:25 PM  

Enemabag Jones: Would the FBI even be responsible for investigations abroad?

Maybe my division of powers is out of date, but FBI is internal, CIA is external?


It would still be the FBI. They are police. the CIA are spies.

like this

theinstance.net
 
2014-08-19 08:25:02 PM  

shanrick: Haven't heard from Wasilla Kardashian lately.


She ain't giving the stupid away for free anymore.  You need to pay 9.95 a month for it
 
2014-08-19 08:25:38 PM  
Wow, Windbag's ODS has reached Stage 4. I can only hope it's terminal.

Events in Ferguson MO? Obama.
Robin Williams' death? Obama.
Toilet water swirls counter-clockwise in Australia (this is not true, BTW)? Obama.
Tomorrow will be August 20th instead of August 19th? Obama.
An uncontrollable urge to pull his wang when he thinks about young nubile Dominican boys? Obama.

It's beyond sad that millions of listeners eat his shiat up whole, without applying one ounce of critical thought. It's worse that those listeners vote.

I hope Obama tortures Windbag every night in his sleep
 
2014-08-19 08:25:51 PM  
...Jesus Christ.

I got nothin'.  I can't snark, I can't troll.  I...I don't even.

Censorship concerns aside, why - for the love of all that is holy - is this farkwit allowed any kind of broadcast opportunity at all?  Why?
 
2014-08-19 08:26:14 PM  
Meh, Rush just a reflection of today's Republican Party and their supporters:.
Getting more absurd and degenerated by the hour.
 
2014-08-19 08:27:21 PM  
Oh look Limbaugh is playing the "let's see how many RW talking points I can string together to make a Voltron of derp" game.

Again.

Never gets old, does that.

Basically the "distraction from Benghazi" crap is just a lazy way to bring a subject into a discussion it had nothing to do with.

He's not even trying any more.
 
2014-08-19 08:27:33 PM  
They all end up sounding like Glenn Beck in the end.

It's the problem with a strategy built on "But this conspiracy goes even deeper than yesterday's conspiracy".
 
2014-08-19 08:27:53 PM  
the greatest shame is that limbaugh's blubbering rolls of flesh would cause him to more waterfall down some stairs into a shallow pool rather than trip in a way that could break his neck
 
2014-08-19 08:28:42 PM  

Somacandra: jake_lex: SphericalTime: shanrick: Haven't heard from Wasilla Kardashian lately.

I have.  It was more diarrhetic than normal.

Seriously, she's sounded totally shiatfaced in the last videos I've seen of her.

I honestly think she has some medical problems she's not ready to be open about.


Honestly looks like she over or mixed meds.
 
2014-08-19 08:28:49 PM  

cretinbob: Dusk-You-n-Me: RUSH LIMBAUGH HONORED AT MISSOURI'S CAPITOL

If you have to keep it secret because people don't like a person, they probably don't belong in a hall of fame


A vast majority of people believe that "famous" and "infamous" are synonyms.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-08-19 08:29:10 PM  
Rush!


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-19 08:29:58 PM  
FTFA: "I think it is time for everybody to come to grips with a simple reality. I don't care what scandal you name -- Benghazi, Fast and Furious, take your pick, IRS -- has anybody involved in any of these scandals been fired? Not a single person."

So, if no one was ever in danger of getting fired/impeached/whatever, why would they even have to bother going through this kind of effort?

/you can't explain that
 
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