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(Metro)   Perfect for drinkers who want a stiff one   (metro.co.uk) divider line 42
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2014-08-19 10:33:56 AM
Bravo, subby
 
2014-08-19 10:46:45 AM
Keeps you from rolling out of bed when you are passed out.
 
2014-08-19 10:52:48 AM
The chance of getting a stroke goes way up if you're taking Viagra and drinking at the same time.
 
2014-08-19 10:55:50 AM
Given that Whiskey Dick is a thing, I would guess that consuming enough of these would just cancel out the boner pill additive and you'd be sporting an impressive flaccid-on.
 
2014-08-19 11:28:16 AM
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
 
2014-08-19 11:28:43 AM
Isn't that incredibly dangerous?
 
2014-08-19 11:29:56 AM
 Macd.  What three things does drink especially provoke?
  Port.  Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance; therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off;


Damnit....now the Chinese are messing with  Shakespeare!
 
2014-08-19 11:29:58 AM
How long until Miss An Dree shiats this thread too? And how will he shoehorn in misogyny?
 
2014-08-19 11:31:11 AM
Beer goggles + raging boner = a night you're going to regret.
 
2014-08-19 11:31:54 AM

megarian: Isn't that incredibly dangerous?


It is actually. Most phophodiesterase inhibitors were originally developed to treat cardiovascular disease. Add that to a sedative...
 
2014-08-19 11:32:03 AM
If you don't swallow it all, you will get a stiff neck.

www.dvdizzy.com
 
2014-08-19 11:32:39 AM
Rather than make it available to all comers he should've only sold to members. Not telling customers will leave a lot feeling shafted, and there may even be an uprising once his dirty tricks are exposed.

But rather than crying a salty tear he should just suck it up, try to market it differently and he may, just, pull it off.
 
2014-08-19 11:39:24 AM
"Stiff one" is a sexist remark. This article should be deleted.

- Newspeaking fark PC though police

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-19 11:41:56 AM

megarian: Isn't that incredibly dangerous?


Safer than many things they add to food and drink there!


Lead, arsenic, etc
 
2014-08-19 11:43:23 AM
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2014-08-19 11:45:18 AM
Now, he just has to drop the soap for a stiff one.
 
2014-08-19 11:46:54 AM

megarian: Isn't that incredibly dangerous?


To be more specific, possible interaction producing hypotension (dehydration and dilated blood vessels), although PDE5 inhibitors tend to be safe..r
 
2014-08-19 11:47:35 AM
Some day the Chinese will realise that to really corner the market, they just have to label their products as "Certified free of anything we haven't listed as ingredients on the farking label, like in any normal country".

Some day. Not soon though.
 
2014-08-19 11:50:04 AM

CleanAndPure: megarian: Isn't that incredibly dangerous?

Safer than many things they add to food and drink there!


Lead, arsenic, etc


Some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
 
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2014-08-19 11:51:23 AM
I thought misandry was banned? oh wait that was mysoginy, misandry is still OK. Continue with the impotency jokes ...
 
2014-08-19 11:55:59 AM
Seriously, what is the Asian obsession with boners? Is it purely cultural or is there some genetic component where a large % of asian men are impotent?
 
2014-08-19 11:58:55 AM
"Identified only as Mr Huang, the liquor maker"

pronounced Mr. h-wang
 
2014-08-19 12:00:51 PM

markie_farkie: Given that Whiskey Dick is a thing, I would guess that consuming enough of these would just cancel out the boner pill additive and you'd be sporting an impressive flaccid-on.


Wait, I thought whiskey dick was up, but not off. Lack of up is just regular impotence.
 
2014-08-19 12:05:16 PM

reported: Beer goggles + raging boner = a night you're going to regret.


It's menage a trois
You 'n' me 'n' a Heineken!
'cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
pretty when you're
and I'm pretty farkin' drunk.
 
2014-08-19 12:15:29 PM

nocturnal001: Seriously, what is the Asian obsession with boners? Is it purely cultural or is there some genetic component where a large % of asian men are impotent?


It mightnt be they are impotent.

It could just be the fear of impotency and a cultural discrimination against those who are.
 
2014-08-19 12:18:34 PM

beefoe: "Identified only as Mr Huang, the liquor maker"

pronounced Mr. h-wang


My guess was Mr. Hung.
 
2014-08-19 12:21:29 PM

MrBallou: The chance of getting a stroke goes way up if you're taking Viagra and drinking at the same time.


Too bad I still have to pay for it.
 
2014-08-19 12:21:45 PM

Abuse Liability: How long until Miss An Dree shiats this thread too? And how will he shoehorn in misogyny?


zeio: "Stiff one" is a sexist remark. This article should be deleted.

- Newspeaking fark PC though police


Has it been that bad already?
 
2014-08-19 12:52:37 PM

markie_farkie: Given that Whiskey Dick is a thing, I would guess that consuming enough of these would just cancel out the boner pill additive and you'd be sporting an impressive flaccid-on.


My experience of farking while wasted to that extent was that it kept you from coming,  not prevented the erection.
 
2014-08-19 12:57:39 PM

MrBallou: The chance of getting a stroke goes way up if you're taking Viagra and drinking at the same time.


I think if I needed Viagra to masturbate I'd take up some other hobby.
 
2014-08-19 01:08:31 PM
I feel sorry for Whiskey Jim, everyone always talks about his brother's mountain.
img.fark.net
Also, this place is not... TOO... far from George, Washington (note the comma).
 
2014-08-19 01:08:58 PM
If parents can spike their kids' apple juice with Benadryl to make them sleepy (really sleepy),
why not similarly mixing Viagra with another type of drink to make you, shall we say, not exactly
sleepy?  (How about calling this Erection Day?  No, it's not a stereotyped Asian pronunciation of
"election" - it's "Stand Up for Mister Happy".)
 
2014-08-19 01:10:51 PM

dbrunker: I feel sorry for Whiskey Jim, everyone always talks about his brother's mountain.
[img.fark.net image 600x371]
Also, this place is not... TOO... far from George, Washington (note the comma).

Better hope there's no mountain named Whiskey Peter or Whiskey Johnson.
(Or having that Viagra drink at Whiskey Willy's.)
 
2014-08-19 01:23:10 PM

MrBallou: The chance of getting a stroke goes way up if you're taking Viagra and drinking at the same time.


Thanks Debbie Downer.
 
2014-08-19 01:26:15 PM

nocturnal001: Seriously, what is the Asian obsession with boners? Is it purely cultural or is there some genetic component where a large % of asian men are impotent?


I think it's just part of a cultural insecurity. If you're in a situation where success is far from attainable, you measure your self worth with your penis.
 
2014-08-19 01:42:14 PM

Mr. Breeze: MrBallou: The chance of getting a stroke goes way up if you're taking Viagra and drinking at the same time.

Thanks Debbie Downer.


I didn't mean a cerebrovascular event. Sorry for the confusion.
 
2014-08-19 02:04:24 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: nocturnal001: Seriously, what is the Asian obsession with boners? Is it purely cultural or is there some genetic component where a large % of asian men are impotent?

I think it's just part of a cultural insecurity. If you're in a situation where success is far from attainable, you measure your self worth with your penis.


I asked about Asia, not America. Please read entire comments before replying.
 
2014-08-19 02:24:25 PM
So it's a boner liquor?
 
2014-08-19 02:37:30 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: nocturnal001: Seriously, what is the Asian obsession with boners? Is it purely cultural or is there some genetic component where a large % of asian men are impotent?

I think it's just part of a cultural insecurity. If you're in a situation where success is far from attainable, you measure your self worth with your penis.


I measure distance between cities in a unit of measure I call my penis lengths.
 
2014-08-19 03:37:31 PM

CleanAndPure: I measure distance between cities in a unit of measure I call my penis lengths.


So, you can only measure cities that have merged like Minneapolis/St. Paul, then?
 
2014-08-19 06:20:52 PM

nocturnal001: DreamyAltarBoy: nocturnal001: Seriously, what is the Asian obsession with boners? Is it purely cultural or is there some genetic component where a large % of asian men are impotent?

I think it's just part of a cultural insecurity. If you're in a situation where success is far from attainable, you measure your self worth with your penis.

I asked about Asia, not America. Please read entire comments before replying.


Did I mention the size of your cheeseburger?
 
2014-08-19 09:08:18 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: nocturnal001: DreamyAltarBoy: nocturnal001: Seriously, what is the Asian obsession with boners? Is it purely cultural or is there some genetic component where a large % of asian men are impotent?

I think it's just part of a cultural insecurity. If you're in a situation where success is far from attainable, you measure your self worth with your penis.

I asked about Asia, not America. Please read entire comments before replying.

Did I mention the size of your cheeseburger?


Quarter pounder?
 
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