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(Pink News UK)   "I am sick that breastfeeding women can legally bare their breasts to children and to married men against their will in Ohio. It is an offense to God, an offense to the public morality, and the legislature should act to criminalize it"   (pinknews.co.uk) divider line 327
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2014-08-19 09:47:37 AM  
That guy really doesn't like boobs.
 
2014-08-19 10:00:50 AM  
wwwpinknewscouk.c.presscdn.com

Behold the intense eye contact to prevent accidental boob looking.
 
2014-08-19 10:05:43 AM  
Can we haz foobie thread today?
 
2014-08-19 10:07:12 AM  

James!: [wwwpinknewscouk.c.presscdn.com image 300x300]

Behold the intense eye contact to prevent accidental boob looking.


He does look more like an ass man

/or asshole man, as the case may be
 
2014-08-19 10:07:39 AM  

James!: [wwwpinknewscouk.c.presscdn.com image 300x300]

Behold the intense eye contact to prevent accidental boob looking.


That pic sent my gaydar a whirlin'.
Of course he's a conservative.
 
2014-08-19 10:12:48 AM  
His actual argument is that people go to gay pride parades to look at tits.  That's an actual thing he thinks.
 
2014-08-19 10:13:10 AM  
Dude looks like if Craig Kilborn and Colin Mochrie had a very gay son together.
 
2014-08-19 10:20:39 AM  
Farkers beware -- the Aiken Area Progressive link in TFA has less than SWF material.
 
2014-08-19 10:24:20 AM  
Don't you have to bare a breast to the child so they can eat?
 
2014-08-19 10:30:42 AM  
"[In] San Francisco, Chicago, Washington, D.C, I have never seen the kind of public lewdness I have seen in Columbus, Ohio."

He went to those Gay Pride weekends for research.
 
2014-08-19 10:32:16 AM  

ginandbacon: "[In] San Francisco, Chicago, Washington, D.C, I have never seen the kind of public lewdness I have seen in Columbus, Ohio."

He went to those Gay Pride weekends for research.


Well, that and the exercise from marching
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-08-19 10:34:16 AM  
If God had wanted us too look at boobs he wouldn't have put them right out in front where they could tempt us to evil.
 
2014-08-19 10:44:05 AM  
I think Reverend Patrick's position is this: we're just all filthy sinners inside and the merest glimpse of a breast or a naked male bottom would make us fall into horrible sin. If we don't keep a tight, tight rein on our urges, all the time, we'll give in to our bestial natures and end up cruising truck-stop restrooms and getting just a little too friendly with the nubile young boys in the church's youth group. Can't let that happen again.
 
2014-08-19 10:47:41 AM  
So repressed and scared of the female body. Pretty sad when you think about it.
 
2014-08-19 10:51:54 AM  
Michele Bachmann would marry that man, not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2014-08-19 10:55:04 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: "[In] San Francisco, Chicago, Washington, D.C, I have never seen the kind of public lewdness I have seen in Columbus, Ohio."

He went to those Gay Pride weekends for research.

Well, that and the exercise from marching


Exactly. A little constitutional for research purposes in the fresh air.
 
2014-08-19 10:55:24 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Michele Bachmann would marry that man, not that there's anything wrong with that.


Marcus probably already has
 
2014-08-19 11:04:42 AM  
 
2014-08-19 11:05:44 AM  
He's not so much open-minded as he is wide-stanced.
 
2014-08-19 11:18:47 AM  
Women in America cannot bare their breasts in public because many American men are complete assholes.

This man is their poster boy.
 
2014-08-19 11:20:04 AM  
What a wasted opportunity to use the [Boobies] tag.
 
2014-08-19 11:20:41 AM  
In most (all?) of the country, breastfeeding is generally legal everywhere.

The only times I have a problem with it are (a) in a swimming pool and (b) while preparing food at a restaurant, and really the pool thing I can get over.

(That being said, I know some people who make a statement with breastfeeding, not realizing that no1curr.)

(except this guy. this guy curr.)
 
2014-08-19 11:20:56 AM  
I have really never understood why so many people hate seeing boobs.
 
2014-08-19 11:21:08 AM  
Break out the burqas!

/oh wait, wrong deity
 
2014-08-19 11:21:32 AM  
I don't get why people can't separate the allure of breasts from their bland biological function.

A woman feeding her baby isn't trying to be sexy.
 
2014-08-19 11:22:06 AM  
Patrick Johnson, director of anti-abortion group Personhood Ohio, is urging for people to contact state lawmakers to call for a blanket ban on breastfeeding, saying that feeding babies is a sin.  Johnson also urges people to contact state lawmakers to call for a ban on abortion, saying that killing babies is a sin.
 
2014-08-19 11:22:17 AM  

James!: His actual argument is that people go to gay pride parades to look at tits.  That's an actual thing he thinks.


Well the lesbians might but unless you have a fetish feeding infants isn't sexy.
 
2014-08-19 11:23:09 AM  
We want to force you to have your baby, but don't you dare feed it! Or, if you have to feed it, do it in a public bathroom. Sure, your baby's immune system isn't fully developed, and no adult wants to eat his dinner sitting in a public stall, but, hey, we are for life!
 
2014-08-19 11:23:30 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I don't get why people can't separate the allure of breasts from their bland biological function.

A woman feeding her baby isn't trying to be sexy.


Well, a guy taking a shiat isn't trying to be sexy either, but there I am at the bottom of the Port-a-Potty all the same during every state fair.

In retrospect, maybe I should've kept that to myself.
 
2014-08-19 11:23:55 AM  
I am rarely political, but denying me the privileged, nay RIGHT to look at boobs may cause me to write a letter.
 
2014-08-19 11:24:12 AM  

James!: His actual argument is that people go to gay pride parades to look at tits.  That's an actual thing he thinks.


That's silly. You go to the naked bike ride during the Solstice Celebration if you want to look at tits.
 
2014-08-19 11:24:41 AM  
Yeah, this "activist" is deep in that closet isn't he?
 
2014-08-19 11:24:58 AM  
I just can't even... what?!?
 
2014-08-19 11:25:19 AM  
My thoughts on breastfeeding, in public or anywhere else.

1. Your kid is hungry?
2. THEN FEED HIM!
 
2014-08-19 11:25:35 AM  

Otherwise Just Fine: That guy really doesn't like boobs.


Self loathing?
 
2014-08-19 11:26:06 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Break out the burqas!

/oh wait, wrong deity


They're the same deities, BTW.
 
2014-08-19 11:26:06 AM  

Theaetetus: Patrick Johnson, director of anti-abortion group Personhood Ohio, is urging for people to contact state lawmakers to call for a blanket ban on breastfeeding, saying that feeding babies is a sin.  Johnson also urges people to contact state lawmakers to call for a ban on abortion, saying that killing babies is a sin.


He should just try to ban wimmin from leaving the home. Two problems solved!
 
2014-08-19 11:26:24 AM  
I dont know who is more annoying.  This guy or the nipple nazis that claim you are retarding your kid by not breastfeeding.
 
2014-08-19 11:26:24 AM  
"I am sick that women can legally bare their breasts to children and to married men against their will in Ohio." Patrick Johnson added on Facebook: "The gay pride parade in Columbus is 500,000 strong - why? Because the women go topless. This is the only one where I've seen this level of nudity. All of the other ones I attend simply have sweaty, muscular young men in leather thongs writhing to pulsing dance music as their floats drift by, and I know, because I make a point to not miss a single one."
 
2014-08-19 11:26:56 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I don't get why people can't separate the allure of breasts from their bland biological function.

A woman feeding her baby isn't trying to be sexy.


I sometimes think that's the objection - how dare she expose her breasts to me without making herself sexually available!
 
2014-08-19 11:27:01 AM  
And while we're at it, let's cover up their arms and legs because we don't want to show too much skin.

And cover their hair.  Hair can cause a man to have impure thoughts.

Oh fine, let's cover up their face too.

Ahhhh, the perfect American Woman look....

www.sott.net
 
2014-08-19 11:27:41 AM  
Also, this guy is so far in the closet he's at the back of a closet in Narnia
 
2014-08-19 11:28:39 AM  
This quote has a lot of superfluous words after the first three.
 
2014-08-19 11:28:50 AM  

StubePT: And while we're at it, let's cover up their arms and legs because we don't want to show too much skin.

And cover their hair.  Hair can cause a man to have impure thoughts.

Oh fine, let's cover up their face too.

Ahhhh, the perfect American Woman look....

[www.sott.net image 530x396]


That one on the left has got some smoking bedroom eyes.  And she looks like she could give a nice handy.  Best cover up those parts as well.
 
2014-08-19 11:29:41 AM  

Theaetetus: "I am sick that women can legally bare their breasts to children and to married men against their will in Ohio."


This conjures images in my head of large breasted women, with baby attached, chasing this guy around Columbus.
 
2014-08-19 11:30:02 AM  
I'm an agnostic, I really am. I hold out the distant hope that there could be, somewhere beyond our current ability to detect, some kind of guiding intelligence to the shape of the universe. I would love for there to be more of a point to all this bullshiat than what we manage to infer into it.

However, as an agnostic, I also believe that if that is the case, that means anybody currently claiming to know for certain there is such an intelligence is delusional, suggestible, overly idealistic, a liar, a conman, or some combination of all of the above.

So when people try to hammer other people's lives into the mold of whatever "God" wants, all I can say is: fark your God.
 
2014-08-19 11:30:42 AM  
I've never understood the opposition to breast feeding. Never. Most women don't even want you seeing their breasts and there are a myriad of devices to conceal and retain modesty.

But, in the event they don't, I seriously say all the power to them, let those titties fly free, because these assholes are obviously wrong about everything.
 
2014-08-19 11:30:49 AM  
Twwwwangggg. Gaydar busted. Maybe he should team up with Marcus B. And the can "cure" each other.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2014-08-19 11:30:59 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I don't get why people can't separate the allure of breasts from their bland biological function.

A woman feeding her baby isn't trying to be sexy.


DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
 
2014-08-19 11:31:26 AM  

Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Break out the burqas!

/oh wait, wrong deity

They're the same deities, BTW.


I'm sure goodbuddy Reverend Patrick doesn't think so.
 
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