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(Huffington Post UK)   Survey finds people under the age of 35 perfectly cool with using a latex glove, plastic wrap, sandwich bags and the thumb of their old catcher's mitt instead of condoms   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 105
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2014-08-19 12:13:42 PM  
Don't forget the scrunchie to hold it on!

/The scrunchie is key
 
2014-08-19 12:35:41 PM  
I use the latex gloves because they match the shape of my penis better than normal condoms.
 
2014-08-19 01:43:56 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-19 02:36:09 PM  
Oh, thumb of a catcher's mitt. Nice tip. I'll have to try that.
 
2014-08-19 02:37:13 PM  
Gonna be a hell of a weekend, I'd better stock up.

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2014-08-19 02:37:34 PM  
Came here for "doin' it lunch-style", leaving satisfied.
 
2014-08-19 02:37:39 PM  
I use the sleeve that solo cups come in.  Is a bit snug but works.
 
2014-08-19 02:38:58 PM  
Quadruple protection; what could possibly go wrong?
 
2014-08-19 02:38:58 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I use the latex gloves because they match the shape of my penis better than normal condoms.


Yeah.  They fit like a glove.

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2014-08-19 02:39:10 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I use the latex gloves because they match the shape of my penis better than normal condoms.


That's why I use a sandwich bag.
 
2014-08-19 02:39:35 PM  
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2014-08-19 02:39:59 PM  
That's because young people are stupid.  That's right, you know who you are.

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2014-08-19 02:40:16 PM  
I use finger cots.

And they still fit loose.
 
2014-08-19 02:40:19 PM  
She said 'Let's try it in the bathroom'
But 'Dnuos is way above sinks
So to the kitchen she did Dan
And came back wrapped in Saran
 
2014-08-19 02:40:54 PM  
Jesus. I was all ready to blame this on American puritanism and Bible Belt forced ignorance, but it's HuffPo UK. I don't even.
 
2014-08-19 02:41:26 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I use the sleeve that solo cups come in.  Is a bit snug but works.


This is exactly why I had to start having the Sunday paper delivered. I stocked up, all right.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-19 02:41:55 PM  
im figuring you need rubber bands with the latex glove or plastic bag?
 
2014-08-19 02:42:52 PM  
I just crunch up some aluminum foil around it.
 
2014-08-19 02:43:22 PM  
Hey, if you're using the thump of your old baseball mitt, why do you need a woman? Neet's foot oil is love.
 
2014-08-19 02:43:24 PM  
I can't imagine using anything but a condom. A plastic baggy would be very uncomfortable.
 
2014-08-19 02:43:44 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I use the latex gloves because they match the shape of my penis better than normal condoms.


Yes. The condom market fails to adequately supply those of us whose penises have 5 shafts/heads on them.
 
2014-08-19 02:44:02 PM  
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2014-08-19 02:44:06 PM  
Why are the British having sex with women on their period?
 
2014-08-19 02:44:40 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-19 02:45:49 PM  
www.plastidip.co.uk
Comes in a variety of colors.
 
2014-08-19 02:46:05 PM  
Survey finds nine out of ten surveys by business with connections to the field in question will make up attention-whoring crap to get amateurish "news" blogs like HuffPo to run what is in essence nothing more than a free ad for them. Oh, and that they rape little old grannies. Yep, that's right. 1 in 10 respondents to this survey admittedly to old granny rape.

/you'll see this on a story in HuffPo later, hyping the granny rape angle
 
2014-08-19 02:46:15 PM  

mcreadyblue: Why are the British having sex with women on their period?


Don't be silly British men don't have periods.
 
2014-08-19 02:46:21 PM  
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2014-08-19 02:47:01 PM  

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Last Man on Earth: [s.mcstatic.com image 640x360]


Dammit!
 
2014-08-19 02:47:05 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: [img.fark.net image 284x177]


That's how you get ants wee Baby Seamus.
 
2014-08-19 02:47:39 PM  
This is actually good news. It means kids are thinking about protection. Now you just need to make sure condoms are readily available.
 
2014-08-19 02:47:54 PM  

mcreadyblue: Why are the British having sex with women on their period?


Because they fancy blood pudding over there.
 
2014-08-19 02:48:34 PM  
A pretty hot girl I used to know used a sandwich bag when her and some guy didn't have a condom.
Pregnant.

Last I had heard she was up to about 3 kids.

Like I said really cute,  dumb as a box of rocks. =\
 
2014-08-19 02:49:19 PM  
www.troll.me
 
2014-08-19 02:50:19 PM  

Russ1642: I just crunch up some aluminum foil around it.


For her pleasure.  O_o
 
2014-08-19 02:50:46 PM  
*scans headline*

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2014-08-19 02:50:47 PM  

mcreadyblue: Why are the British having sex with women on their period?


So the condoms become Red coats? lol
 
2014-08-19 02:53:14 PM  
This also makes me think of a line from George Carlin about stupid people;
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2014-08-19 02:54:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-19 02:56:05 PM  
Surprised no one is using duct tape.
 
2014-08-19 02:56:12 PM  
You can make a condom out of play dough or moon sand if you're creative.
 
2014-08-19 02:57:56 PM  

Boo_Guy: This also makes me think of a line from George Carlin about stupid people;
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I love that quote because it's simply wrong.
 
2014-08-19 03:00:59 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I use the latex gloves because they match the shape of my penis better than normal condoms.


Are you an echidna?
 
2014-08-19 03:01:38 PM  

mcreadyblue: Why are the British having sex with women on their period?


Don't be silly, the British don't have sex.
 
2014-08-19 03:01:50 PM  
At least they're trying. They could be practicing "abstinence".

/Still, not very heartening.
 
2014-08-19 03:02:18 PM  
Honestly I can't help farking that dumb 19-year-old smooth-skinned pussy so matter what the costs. It's just that awesome.

Sorry if this violates the new rules. I can't help it that women love orgasms.
 
2014-08-19 03:02:20 PM  
cdn.necolebitchie.com
Latex glove

i.ytimg.com
Saran wrap


/Booty Call
//Never have that 90 minutes of my life back
 
2014-08-19 03:04:52 PM  
Well look at it this way.  At some point the drug resistant super gonorrhea and chlamydia will lead to sterility in the population.
 
2014-08-19 03:06:50 PM  
Ah finally, evidence that people outside the US are also reproductively ignorant.

/25?  Really?  By then you haven't sorted out basic sex education?
//google and about 20 minutes should have gotten you that far.
 
2014-08-19 03:07:10 PM  
Look man I could sneak balloons into the house as a teen, but if I was caught with condoms I was a goner.

So be careful what you blow at my place
 
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