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(BBC)   Popular Ukraine commander wounded after mortar attack, years of playground teasing   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 25
    More: Interesting, Luhansk, Ukraine, white flags, BM-21 Grad, convoys, People's Republic  
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2014-08-19 02:45:46 PM  
"'Chenko, 'Chenko, you know his butt is stink-o"

Yeah, I could see that.
 
2014-08-19 03:51:58 PM  
FTFA: One man describes a car being "torn to bits" by a mortar round while another says his mother-in-law died instantly and his daughter bled to death.

Boy, I'll bet THAT generated some mixed emotions.
 
2014-08-19 03:52:34 PM  
Easy come, easy go
 
2014-08-19 03:58:42 PM  
Subby, you made me wade through an entire article about civilians being mortared to find that guy's name.
 
2014-08-19 04:05:14 PM  
Say what you want about the commander, the man has spunk.
 
2014-08-19 04:06:12 PM  
Of course they were in a car. One does not simply walk into mortar.
 
2014-08-19 04:06:58 PM  

Bondith: Subby, you made me wade through an entire article about civilians being mortared to find that guy's name.


Same here, dammit.
 
2014-08-19 04:10:08 PM  
They named him it twice...they really must like it.
 
2014-08-19 04:21:07 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: They named him it twice...they really must like it.


his name means Semen son of Semen
 
2014-08-19 04:22:44 PM  

Bondith: Subby, you made me wade through an entire article about civilians being mortared to find that guy's name.


I'm pretty sure that's a war crime, having to RTFA
 
2014-08-19 04:25:33 PM  
"Chenko" is Ukranian for "sucker".
Of course," semen" doesn't mean "semen" in Ukranian. It means "cock".
 
2014-08-19 04:26:24 PM  
Dad?

Yeah son?

How did you come up with our names?

Well you see son, I was so in love with your mom I named you all after her favorite things.  There is your sister Runningwaters, your older brothers Springwinds and Morningson.  Why do you ask Semen Semen?

Oh...just curious.
 
2014-08-19 04:26:24 PM  
I hate when I have to rtfa. It was worth it.

/insert misogynistic phrase here.
 
2014-08-19 04:26:30 PM  

Bastard_Lunatic: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: They named him it twice...they really must like it.

his name means Semen son of Semen


Metaphorically accurate
 
2014-08-19 04:29:17 PM  
Too bad. I thought this was about Strelkov being confirmed dead.
 
2014-08-19 04:43:06 PM  
"However, a rebel source told the BBC that everyone in the convoy was killed when two buses carrying wounded civilians came under fire from foreign mercenaries fighting for the government."

Must have been the same guys that blew up that jet liner.

Wait til the rebels find out Russia was only backing them to get land access to Crimea and now that they seem to have that out of reach will be abandoned.
 
2014-08-19 05:05:23 PM  
Fatty Boombalatty is inconsolable.
 
2014-08-19 05:18:24 PM  

Bastard_Lunatic: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: They named him it twice...they really must like it.

his name means Semen son of Semen


Just pulling it out of my ass here, but it could be a Ukrainianized version of "Simon".
 
2014-08-19 05:29:01 PM  
Looks like bombing people from city you are defending from neo-nazi far-right neo-fascist is hard habit to break
 
2014-08-19 05:45:54 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Dad?

Yeah son?

How did you come up with our names?

Well you see son, I was so in love with your mom I named you all after her favorite things.  There is your sister Runningwaters, your older brothers Springwinds and Morningson.  Why do you ask Semen Semen?

Oh...just curious.


i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-19 05:53:19 PM  

rebelyell2006: Bastard_Lunatic: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: They named him it twice...they really must like it.

his name means Semen son of Semen

Just pulling it out of my ass here, but it could be a Ukrainianized version of "Simon".


What was Simon doing in your ass?

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2014-08-19 06:02:41 PM  

Oldiron_79: Of course they were in a car. One does not simply walk into mortar.


oh wow.

that is art.
 
2014-08-19 06:28:35 PM  
FTA: on a road between Novosvitlivka and Khryashchuvatye.

A fair jaw-cracker Russian must be!
 
2014-08-19 07:34:12 PM  

Intrepid00: Wait til the rebels find out Russia was only backing them to get land access to Crimea and now that they seem to have that out of reach will be abandoned.


Been thinking that too, but Russia has still been sending a lot of weapons.  If you saw the reports the Ukraine took out an armored column crossing over last week.

As for the article:

Earlier, a rebel source told the BBC no-one had survived an attack on a convoy of refugees in the Luhansk area on Monday.
Ukraine has accused pro-Russian rebels of attacking the convoy but they have denied involvement.


So the "rebels" SWEAR it wasn't them, but they know no one survived.
 
2014-08-20 08:33:24 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Intrepid00: Wait til the rebels find out Russia was only backing them to get land access to Crimea and now that they seem to have that out of reach will be abandoned.

Been thinking that too, but Russia has still been sending a lot of weapons.  If you saw the reports the Ukraine took out an armored column crossing over last week.

As for the article:

Earlier, a rebel source told the BBC no-one had survived an attack on a convoy of refugees in the Luhansk area on Monday.
Ukraine has accused pro-Russian rebels of attacking the convoy but they have denied involvement.


So the "rebels" SWEAR it wasn't them, but they know no one survived.


Just read an article two commanders quit in the rebels that were considered Russia's men and now the rebels are worried more Russians will quit.

Oops.
 
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