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(Daily Mail)   ♫ I'm starting to eat the man in the river ♪   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 30
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2014-08-19 08:38:50 AM  
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike.
 
2014-08-19 09:11:19 AM  
Just beat it, just beat it.
 
2014-08-19 09:43:36 AM  
Man, 57, was snatched from the side of Adelaide River, east of Darwin

 i49.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-19 10:11:14 AM  
What a picture of Michael Jackson may look like..

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-08-19 10:21:50 AM  
That croc is a smooth criminal.
 
2014-08-19 10:26:04 AM  
It's a damn shame that they shot the crocodile. He was just doing his job. I mean, what do people think a croc's gonna do? Backstroke happily with you?
 
2014-08-19 10:28:18 AM  
Tired of livin
but scared of dying
but Old Man River
he just keeps chompin' along
 
2014-08-19 10:30:34 AM  
Hmm. A rare, albino croc acting like a croc? Better kill it, it's the only choice.
 
2014-08-19 10:31:00 AM  
Repeat after me...no...no...NO...NO.... do NOT go fishing in waters where the fish will eat you 1st..... and do not "tempt" the fish that live there to jump up and snatch bits of meat out of the air.... whereby the could likely miss, and instead, snatch you.... NO...
 
2014-08-19 10:33:57 AM  
Oblig Q&D had to be done

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2014-08-19 10:34:49 AM  
He's bad.
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2014-08-19 10:42:47 AM  
So, you're saying there's a chance!
 
2014-08-19 10:43:45 AM  
Due to his strong personal conviction, Michael Jackson in no way endorses a belief in Darwinism.
 
2014-08-19 10:46:57 AM  

jbrad47128: Repeat after me...no...no...NO...NO.... do NOT go fishing in waters where the fish will eat you 1st..... and do not "tempt" the fish that live there to jump up and snatch bits of meat out of the air.... whereby the could likely miss, and instead, snatch you.... NO...


It's Aussie-land, mate. no worries.
 
2014-08-19 10:52:43 AM  

blatz514: What a picture of Michael Jackson may look like..

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I see that croc has vitiligo just like Michael.
 
2014-08-19 10:54:27 AM  
I love that Alice In Chains song.
 
2014-08-19 10:56:01 AM  

blatz514: What a picture of Michael Jackson may look like..

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x626]


Quite the thriller.
 
2014-08-19 10:59:30 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Man, 57, was snatched from the side of Adelaide River, east of Darwin

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Well, you beat me to it lol
 
2014-08-19 11:09:15 AM  

Gonz: It's a damn shame that they shot the crocodile. He was just doing his job. I mean, what do people think a croc's gonna do? Backstroke happily with you?


^ This.  For eating a tourist, he shouldn't be shot.  They should give him a medal instead.
 
2014-08-19 11:09:49 AM  
Don't stop till you ate enough.
 
2014-08-19 11:10:01 AM  
Billy Jean was my supper,
I chomped him down just for fun
And now they got the gun
Now I wish that I could really run...
 
2014-08-19 11:23:35 AM  
I'm too lazy to make my own joke about this, but here are some Michael Jackson song names that could be made into working jokes:

Another Part Of Me
Bad
Beat It
Can't Let Her Get Away
Dangerous
Do You Know Where Your Children Are
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Give In To Me
I Just Can't Stop Loving You
Leave Me Alone
Smooth Criminal
The Way You Make Me Feel
This Is It
Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
 
2014-08-19 11:51:11 AM  

NutWrench: I'm too lazy to make my own joke about this, but here are some Michael Jackson song names that could be made into working jokes:

Another Part Of Me
Bad
Beat It
Can't Let Her Get Away
Dangerous
Do You Know Where Your Children Are
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Give In To Me
I Just Can't Stop Loving You
Leave Me Alone
Smooth Criminal
The Way You Make Me Feel
This Is It
Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'


Ok challenge accepted:

That Bad croc just ate another part of me. I tried to beat itwith a stick and shouted "Leave Me Alone you don't Wanna be startin' Somethin' with me" I knew the thing was Dangerous. It stopped attacking me for a moment and I thought "This is it. I can't let her get away." The croc then turned to me and spoke "Do you know where your children are? Give in to me and you'll find out." Then a Smooth Criminal came in and started stabbing it to death. I told him Don't stop till you get enough...

Ok I give up...
 
2014-08-19 12:16:44 PM  
And apparently the first croc I've ever seen with candy corns for teeth.
 
2014-08-19 12:19:35 PM  
What is the status of that bastid's eyes, though?
 
2014-08-19 01:41:40 PM  

Gonz: It's a damn shame that they shot the crocodile. He was just doing his job. I mean, what do people think a croc's gonna do? Backstroke happily with you?


Now the bad crocs in the area are going to start looting.
 
2014-08-19 02:01:43 PM  
Is that Brutus in the second to last picture?
 
2014-08-19 02:38:06 PM  
Gonna see the river man
Gonna tell him all I can
About the ban on feeling free
If he tells me all he knows
About the way his river flows
I don't suppose it's meant for me
 
2014-08-19 07:21:23 PM  
"Man, 57, was snatched..."

I call shenanigans: MJ wouldn't eat anyone over 13.
 
2014-08-20 08:14:54 AM  
SHAMON-AH!
 
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