jbrad47128: Repeat after me...no...no...NO...NO.... do NOT go fishing in waters where the fish will eat you 1st..... and do not "tempt" the fish that live there to jump up and snatch bits of meat out of the air.... whereby the could likely miss, and instead, snatch you.... NO...
blatz514: What a picture of Michael Jackson may look like..[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x626]
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Man, 57, was snatched from the side of Adelaide River, east of Darwin [i49.tinypic.com image 240x180]
Gonz: It's a damn shame that they shot the crocodile. He was just doing his job. I mean, what do people think a croc's gonna do? Backstroke happily with you?
NutWrench: I'm too lazy to make my own joke about this, but here are some Michael Jackson song names that could be made into working jokes:Another Part Of MeBadBeat ItCan't Let Her Get AwayDangerousDo You Know Where Your Children AreDon't Stop 'Til You Get EnoughGive In To MeI Just Can't Stop Loving YouLeave Me AloneSmooth CriminalThe Way You Make Me FeelThis Is ItWanna Be Startin' Somethin'
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