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(Fox News)   Matthew McConaughey defends the fanny pack. The remainder of this headline is no longer permitted under the new FarQ   (foxnews.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Matthew McConaughey, fanny packs, Red Sox, Astros  
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2014-08-19 09:00:20 AM  
I for one welcome our new FarQ overlords.
 
2014-08-19 09:26:55 AM  
Don't be a girl, submitter.

/I'll get over it.
 
2014-08-19 09:31:22 AM  
But what of Zubaz?
 
2014-08-19 09:37:04 AM  
38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-19 10:11:39 AM  
Came for Rock wearing a leather fanny pack. Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-08-19 10:18:54 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-19 10:19:15 AM  

Sybarite: 38.media.tumblr.com


Nice. Do you have the original of that?
 
2014-08-19 10:23:43 AM  

phillydrifter: Sybarite: 38.media.tumblr.com

Nice. Do you have the original of that?


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-19 10:25:21 AM  

CastIronStove: phillydrifter: Sybarite: 38.media.tumblr.com

Nice. Do you have the original of that?

img.fark.net


Touché!
 
2014-08-19 10:29:23 AM  
You just gotta keep on packin', man.  P-A-C-K-I-N
 
2014-08-19 10:40:09 AM  

Wolf892: What's going on with farm? I keep having my posts repeated... What's all this about a new farq?


No more picking on Dim.
 
2014-08-19 10:40:55 AM  
Amusing headline, subby.
 
2014-08-19 10:41:02 AM  

Cybernetic: DjangoStonereaver: brandent: Miss Anne Dree: DjangoStonereaver: Don't be a girl, submitter.

/I'll get over it.

This is casual misogyny that implies being a girl is something weak and powerless against criticism, and as such I hope it is moderated to keep Fark.com a welcoming space online.

oh wow you are over here too.

Not for nothin'...

User:  Miss Anne Dree
Account Created:  2014-08-18 23:14:59 (11 hours ago)

IIRC from when I created my account (eight years ago), there used to be a restriction that forced you to wait 24 hours after creating an account before you could post from it--presumably to keep people from creating alts on the fly. I guess that restriction no longer applies.


I think the period has been shortened to like 6 hours or something.

\Thought about creating a new account because I wanted a new handle.
 
2014-08-19 10:41:32 AM  

verbaltoxin: Came for Rock wearing a leather fanny pack. Leaving satisfied.


But how do you feel about his chia hair?
 
2014-08-19 10:43:34 AM  
Why the hate? It is literally the most practical thing invented by humans.

From cave man days to now, who couldn't use more carry space. Makes life easier.
 
2014-08-19 10:46:13 AM  
I will admit to wearing a fanny pack.

I do so because my previous belt holster resulted in holes being worn into the lower side of my shirts.
 
2014-08-19 10:48:02 AM  
I'll stick with my purse, thank you. Or side pockets in my shorts.
 
2014-08-19 10:48:04 AM  
Well, this place isn't much fun anymore.
 
mhd
2014-08-19 10:52:28 AM  
Who knew that the Venn diagram between Matthew McConaughey and German tourists has some overlap?
 
2014-08-19 10:55:18 AM  
welp, that joke went over my head.  was there a significant change to the FarQ lately?
 
2014-08-19 10:56:53 AM  

Wolf892: And "repeated" should say "deleted" dang auto correct on my "smart" phone.


Now this post will be deleted, you woman-hating scum!

/sarcasm
 
2014-08-19 10:58:18 AM  
For the manly dudes on the go who wouldn't deign to wear fanny packs, I present to you the money belt.  You wear it over your Spiderman underoos (or junk) and under your pants. Voila.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-19 11:02:26 AM  
If you have all that cargo, wear cargo pants
 
2014-08-19 11:03:09 AM  

ManateeGag: welp, that joke went over my head.  was there a significant change to the FarQ lately?


Yes, followed by much gnashing of teeth.
 
2014-08-19 11:06:40 AM  

fiddlehead: ManateeGag: welp, that joke went over my head.  was there a significant change to the FarQ lately?

Yes, followed by much gnashing of teeth.


is there a link to the outrage?
 
2014-08-19 11:06:55 AM  
Fanny packs are functional. Just like crocs. Suck it, haters.
 
2014-08-19 11:08:51 AM  
 
2014-08-19 11:12:44 AM  
this cries out for one of those "Rust and Marty in the Car" series where Rust says something bitter and Marty looks appalled
 
2014-08-19 11:13:03 AM  

Sinbox: ManateeGag: is there a link to the outrage?

http://www.fark.com/comments/8378910/Were-adding-misogyny-to-Fark-mo de rator-guidelines-DIT-Drew&new=1#new


thank you
 
2014-08-19 11:14:33 AM  
AWESOME! A new headline-meme is born! (Fb- is... no one I know).

empres77: For the manly dudes on the go who wouldn't deign to wear fanny packs, I present to you the money belt.  You wear it over your Spiderman underoos (or junk) and under your pants. Voila.

[img.fark.net image 557x290]


But because it's in your pants there is a holding limit. Try stuffing $1000 in $20s in your shorts... you look like yr wearing a diaper.

/And in light of the issues Jezebel has, I think the FARQ Rules move is not a moment too late.
 
2014-08-19 11:14:55 AM  

Decillion: Why the hate? It is literally the most practical thing invented by humans.

From cave man days to now, who couldn't use more carry space. Makes life easier.


It's called a purse, assh0le!
 
2014-08-19 11:15:33 AM  

Sinbox: ManateeGag: is there a link to the outrage?

http://www.fark.com/comments/8378910/Were-adding-misogyny-to-Fark-mo de rator-guidelines-DIT-Drew&new=1#new


Holy crap, I can't believe I missed that.
 
2014-08-19 11:16:23 AM  

mekkab: /And in light of the issues Jezebel has, I think the FARQ Rules move is not a moment too late.


wait, too late? or too soon?  Which turn of phrase did I need, there?
 
2014-08-19 11:21:34 AM  

Buttknuckle: Cybernetic: DjangoStonereaver: brandent: Miss Anne Dree: DjangoStonereaver: Don't be a girl, submitter.

/I'll get over it.

This is casual misogyny that implies being a girl is something weak and powerless against criticism, and as such I hope it is moderated to keep Fark.com a welcoming space online.

oh wow you are over here too.

Not for nothin'...

User:  Miss Anne Dree
Account Created:  2014-08-18 23:14:59 (11 hours ago)

IIRC from when I created my account (eight years ago), there used to be a restriction that forced you to wait 24 hours after creating an account before you could post from it--presumably to keep people from creating alts on the fly. I guess that restriction no longer applies.

I think the period has been shortened to like 6 hours or something.


it has been, it just happens every day now instead of just once a month.  oh wait... what did you mean?
 
2014-08-19 11:27:54 AM  

djkutch: Fanny packs are functional. Just like crocs. Suck it, haters.


YOUR MOM.
 
2014-08-19 11:28:30 AM  

Buttknuckle: \Thought about creating a new account because I wanted a new handle.


Got tired explaining "Yeah, my e-mail is buttknucle@ultrafark.com ..." ?

/that's why I let my B­a­l­l­C­he­e­s­e[nospam-﹫-backwards]loa*c­om account go.
//well, that and it was 1996... and AOL was for lamers.
 
2014-08-19 11:52:31 AM  
Fanny pack? Who needs it when we have cargo shorts?
 
2014-08-19 11:53:54 AM  

mekkab: mekkab: /And in light of the issues Jezebel has, I think the FARQ Rules move is not a moment too late.

wait, too late? or too soon?  Which turn of phrase did I need, there?


If it helps, I don't think I've ever heard "not a moment too late."
 
2014-08-19 12:11:07 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: If it helps, I don't think I've ever heard "not a moment too late."


ta, that helps.
 
zez
2014-08-19 12:17:41 PM  
"I'm not afraid of the fanny pack," he said. "You gotta kinda put it on the side to make it look a little not as nerdy, but still, practicality wins out. I got so much gear in here that I don't want in my pockets."

Hmmmm.... I wonder what kind of "gear" that is?
 
2014-08-19 12:52:21 PM  

zez: "I'm not afraid of the fanny pack," he said. "You gotta kinda put it on the side to make it look a little not as nerdy, but still, practicality wins out. I got so much gear in here that I don't want in my pockets."

Hmmmm.... I wonder what kind of "gear" that is?


you put your weeeeed in it.
 
2014-08-19 12:59:36 PM  
Fanny pack means something completely different in England.
 
2014-08-19 01:02:30 PM  
fanny pack support from his co-stars:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-19 01:33:37 PM  
They would have had longer staying power if they weren't called "fanny packs".
 
2014-08-19 01:44:31 PM  

RoxtarRyan: They would have had longer staying power if they weren't called "fanny packs".


"Pussy purse" is a much better name
 
2014-08-19 02:10:51 PM  

BATMANATEE: RoxtarRyan: They would have had longer staying power if they weren't called "fanny packs".

"Pussy purse" is a much better name


Watch your language, man.... you'll get a time-out for language like that round these parts according to the new rule of law.
 
2014-08-19 02:27:21 PM  

RoxtarRyan: They would have had longer staying power if they weren't called "fanny packs".


Ass-bag?
 
2014-08-19 02:28:41 PM  

RoxtarRyan: BATMANATEE: RoxtarRyan: They would have had longer staying power if they weren't called "fanny packs".

"Pussy purse" is a much better name

Watch your language, man.... you'll get a time-out for language like that round these parts according to the new rule of law.


that's actually completely incorrect, but this is Fark, so please keep spreading the misinformation!

/you could also consider coming up with a criticism that's funny, too.
 
2014-08-19 03:01:07 PM  

Somacandra: I for one welcome our new FarQ overlords.


What happened with Fark, exactly? Sorry if I've been out of the loop.
 
2014-08-19 03:19:55 PM  

Sinbox: ManateeGag: is there a link to the outrage?

http://www.fark.com/comments/8378910/Were-adding-misogyny-to-Fark-mo de rator-guidelines-DIT-Drew&new=1#new


Sounds sensible to me, but arrrrrrrrrrrgh I'm gonna have to bite my tongue on making any prison rape jokes. I guess I just have to settle with Metalsucks for my fill of He Man Woman Haters.

Buttknuckle: Decillion: Why the hate? It is literally the most practical thing invented by humans.

From cave man days to now, who couldn't use more carry space. Makes life easier.

It's called a purse, assh0le!


Do people use backpacks outside of college or high school nowadays?

Demetrius: Sinbox: ManateeGag: is there a link to the outrage?

http://www.fark.com/comments/8378910/Were-adding-misogyny-to-Fark-mo de rator-guidelines-DIT-Drew&new=1#new

Holy crap, I can't believe I missed that.


Same here. Seems pretty reasonable though. It's not like Drew's gone all Kim Jong Un on us here. They also seem to be really cracking down on overtly racist/"prepare for the race war!" comments that've been on here since the whole Ferguson thing started, which is always welcome news.
 
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