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(Weird Asia News)   Keeping your skin toned and youthful is as easy as putting a rubber ball gag with rubber wings in your mouth and moving your head about to make the wings flap   (weirdasianews.com) divider line 43
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2014-08-19 09:56:10 AM  
1-ps.googleusercontent.com

I thought is was face down, ass.....

You know what, never mind.
 
2014-08-19 10:06:42 AM  
It gives you stamina for a killer beej too, no more whining that your jaw is tired.
 
2014-08-19 10:30:28 AM  
Cool.  My boyfriends will look forever young!
 
2014-08-19 11:34:17 AM  
assets.cougar.nineentertainment.com.au
i68.photobucket.com

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-08-19 11:35:46 AM  
affordablehousinginstitute.org
 
2014-08-19 11:36:16 AM  
I find the woman with something in her mouth sexist. This article should be deleted.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-19 11:36:38 AM  
This, I can fap to.


/please call up Kink.com, we've got a new toy for them!
 
2014-08-19 11:37:06 AM  
You know, i was expecting an article about the futility of skin-care products. Thanks japan.
 
2014-08-19 11:37:15 AM  

blatz514: [1-ps.googleusercontent.com image 500x273]

I thought is was face down, ass.....

You know what, never mind.


That's sexist the fark thought police should delete the comment. 2 Live Crew and that song is so sexist.
 
2014-08-19 11:37:20 AM  
There is no way I can respond to this in a humorous manner under the new guidelines.

/your mother is an attractive and well-spoken woman, with many redeemable qualities.
 
2014-08-19 11:37:26 AM  
I think it's flapping the wrong way. Shouldn't she be moving her mouth forward and back?
 
2014-08-19 11:39:23 AM  
It's the new Shake Weight.
 
2014-08-19 11:39:24 AM  
Unavailable for comment:

content9.flixster.com
 
2014-08-19 11:39:27 AM  

Stoker: I think it's flapping the wrong way. Shouldn't she be moving her mouth forward and back?


you take your hate crimes somewhere else, ruiner!
 
2014-08-19 11:39:31 AM  

exparrot: There is no way I can respond to this in a humorous manner under the new guidelines.

/your mother is an attractive and well-spoken woman, with many redeemable qualities.


I've met her. She was a very flexible sort. None shall ever rise to the level of her agility.
 
2014-08-19 11:40:10 AM  
I see the mods are baiting the hook to try out the new guidelines.

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-08-19 11:40:21 AM  

Stoker: I think it's flapping the wrong way. Shouldn't she be moving her mouth forward and back?


that's for the neck muscles.  That's a completely separate product we would like you to purchase for three monthly installments if $9.99


/the wings are turned 90 degrees...
 
2014-08-19 11:45:58 AM  
What are the odds that someone's going to try and tone their butt cheeks by inserting it... in the other end?
 
2014-08-19 11:46:59 AM  

genner: I see the mods are baiting the hook to try out the new guidelines.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 500x350]


i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-19 11:48:48 AM  

blatz514: [1-ps.googleusercontent.com image 500x273]

I thought is was face down, ass.....

You know what, never mind.


I'm just having my first cup of coffee for the day, and now that song is stuck in my head. YAY!!
 
2014-08-19 11:49:24 AM  
Tone your face they said...
Just bite on this they said...
Try it with your hands behind your back they said...

Next thing you know you are in a Snake Heads van being sold to some Thai businessman.

/worst purchase ever
 
2014-08-19 11:50:42 AM  
This product gives women an unrealistic expectation of how they should look and is symptomatic of our patriarchal, misogynist society. I for one, am offended that this was greened.
 
2014-08-19 11:54:09 AM  
Jack Lalanne was trying to get women to do face exercises 50+ years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gorg48dZWhs
 
2014-08-19 12:00:06 PM  
What the what?!
 
2014-08-19 12:00:44 PM  
"Weird Asian News" to us is just news to them.
 
2014-08-19 12:04:25 PM  

KatjaMouse: It's the new Shake Weight.


I'll see your shake weight and raise you a chin exerciser.
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-19 12:05:14 PM  
I saw this thread with a post count of 25. I figured that meant 25 post of I can fap to this. I so underestimated you guys.
 
2014-08-19 12:06:55 PM  

special20: exparrot: There is no way I can respond to this in a humorous manner under the new guidelines.

/your mother is an attractive and well-spoken woman, with many redeemable qualities.

I've met her. She was a very flexible sort. None shall ever rise to the level of her agility.


You rose.
 
2014-08-19 12:07:20 PM  
New guidelines? Does someone have a link to them which works for us metric members?
 
2014-08-19 12:18:22 PM  

Manfred J. Hattan: New guidelines? Does someone have a link to them which works for us metric members?


Sorry, man. The whole thing was laid out in rods and hogsheads.
 
2014-08-19 12:20:01 PM  

Manfred J. Hattan: New guidelines? Does someone have a link to them which works for us metric members?


Just don't call anyone an "ignorant slut". Go with something like "uninformed, empowered person of worth" and you should okay.
 
2014-08-19 12:20:20 PM  
At least one other internet source claims that the guy is Christiano Ronaldo.
 
2014-08-19 12:21:58 PM  

strobis48z4: At least one other internet source claims that the guy is Christiano Ronaldo.


No. Looks like a straighter version of Ronaldo.
 
2014-08-19 12:23:11 PM  

blatz514: [1-ps.googleusercontent.com image 500x273]

I thought is was face down, ass.....

You know what, never mind.


She looks like a woman I might like to buy a cup of coffee for.
 
2014-08-19 12:36:46 PM  

CleanAndPure: strobis48z4: At least one other internet source claims that the guy is Christiano Ronaldo.

No. Looks like a straighter version of Ronaldo.


Can't be Ronaldo, he won't actually put that thing in his mouth.
 
2014-08-19 12:42:40 PM  
Something something rape joke.
 
2014-08-19 02:56:24 PM  
Apparently Fark IS your personal erotica site.
 
2014-08-19 03:11:05 PM  
Am I allowed to fap to this article

No wait never mind too late
 
2014-08-19 03:45:27 PM  
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-08-19 03:51:36 PM  
However, it stops being sexy when she rotates it vertical and starts working her 'no' head shake.
 
2014-08-19 03:51:38 PM  
Well, Amazon has it for a whopping $218.39, delivered:

MTG (Em Gee Tea) Facial Fitness PAO Pao Black
by MTG (Em Tee Gee)
Be the first to review this item
Price:$185.30 + $33.09 shipping
Note: Not eligible for Amazon Prime.


Can I emphasize the invitation, "Be the first to review this item ".
 
2014-08-19 06:28:02 PM  
hhmmm.  It looks like a NSFW exercise machine.
 
2014-08-19 09:52:01 PM  
Who the fark is this 'Ms. Ogynist' everyone keeps talking about?
 
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