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(Marketwatch)   Passed out drunk in a Beijing alley with a massive hard on? Not even once   (marketwatch.com) divider line 42
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2014-08-19 11:06:57 AM  
What?!  Someone in China is adulterating food?  How will they recover from this blow to their reputation?

/Can I make a post of only questions?
 
2014-08-19 12:07:27 PM  
On the plus side, free Viagra!
 
2014-08-19 12:07:48 PM  
Wait... I'm having deja vu.  is there a glitch in The Matrix?  I swear I just read this somewhere....

/*facepalm*
 
2014-08-19 12:09:09 PM  
Huang?

You bet I am!

/this comment in no way refers to penis size, Asian penis size, or any racist or misandric notion of Asian men, Asian penises, Asian liquor, Asian Viagra, the Chinese Communist party, the French Communist party....
 
2014-08-19 12:09:13 PM  
Sorta repeat

I wanna know where they are getting all this cheap viagra. You mean all that spam is true?

/damnitsomuch
 
2014-08-19 12:09:25 PM  
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded polluted stinking town...
 
2014-08-19 12:09:33 PM  
I love the pictures of drunk Koreans and chinese passed out on park benches. Public drunkeness isn't even a crime there
 
2014-08-19 12:09:42 PM  
I don't think "massive" is an accurate description of the hard-ons in China, subs.
 
2014-08-19 12:10:05 PM  
Guy should be given an award for selling a fix for whiskey dick. Next up, cocaine and Viagra.
 
2014-08-19 12:13:23 PM  
I usually don't call out repeats but this one is damn near on top of the other.
 
2014-08-19 12:13:55 PM  

MaxTigar: Sorta repeat

I wanna know where they are getting all this cheap viagra. You mean all that spam is true?

/damnitsomuch


How is it not a repeat?  It's basically the same story but on a different website, both greenlit today.
 
2014-08-19 12:14:11 PM  

Abuse Liability: I usually don't call out repeats but this one is damn near on top of the other.


THREAD HUMPER

BONER TRIFECTA
 
2014-08-19 12:14:15 PM  
I read that as 'bowling alley', and wondered what the hell? Dude!
 
2014-08-19 12:18:40 PM  

EvilEgg: What?!  Someone in China is adulterating food?


Chinese authorities suspect a group of hardened criminals.  Their public statement, (to paraphrase George Carlin), "Out thrust is to prick holes in the stiff front erected by these Viagra infusers."

/thanks, George
 
2014-08-19 12:20:25 PM  

Gobobo: I read that as 'bowling alley', and wondered what the hell? Dude!


There can be hot women bowlers

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-19 12:21:08 PM  

ChipNASA: Abuse Liability: I usually don't call out repeats but this one is damn near on top of the other.

THREAD HUMPER

BONER TRIFECTA


Hopefully this is a trend toward objectifying men. WIE for everyone.

/Anybody?
//*crickets*
 
2014-08-19 12:21:10 PM  

MaxTigar: Sorta repeat

I wanna know where they are getting all this cheap viagra. You mean all that spam is true?

/damnitsomuch


I guess if you don't mind a little Drano, arsenic and faux rhino horn.  (Probably ground-up birds' legs.)
 
2014-08-19 12:22:19 PM  
Man, thanks, moderators, I almost had to go 15 minutes without reading this story!!!!
 
2014-08-19 12:24:41 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: Wait... I'm having deja vu.  is there a glitch in The Matrix?  I swear I just read this somewhere....

/*facepalm*


This is a Chinese counterfeit of the other article.
 
2014-08-19 12:25:02 PM  
I'd like to know where the guy was able to buy 1 kilogram of Sildenafil on the Internet.
For research purposes only.  For a friend.
 
2014-08-19 12:27:10 PM  
A nice buzz and a long hard fark, I would sign up in a second.

However, this being China I doubt either are possible without massive internal bleeding. No thanks. I'll pass.

/said sorta repeat cause I'm not sure if from a different source counts.
 
2014-08-19 12:27:24 PM  
nofilmschool.com

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT???
 
2014-08-19 12:30:51 PM  

charlesmartel11235: I love the pictures of drunk Koreans and chinese passed out on park benches. Public drunkeness isn't even a crime there


It isn't in most asian countries.  You can buy beer for breakfast, drink on the street and even in government buildings.  I used to down a bottle of cheap Chinese wine in the taxi ride to the bar.

Truly, one of the biggest things I miss about living in Asia.
 
2014-08-19 12:32:26 PM  
Pete and Repeat get into a boat five headlines apart. Pete gets off the boat. Who's left?
 
2014-08-19 12:34:43 PM  
"No even once"? Try twice within 5 items on the main page!
 
2014-08-19 12:49:15 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Huang?

You bet I am!

/this comment in no way refers to penis size, Asian penis size, or any racist or misandric notion of Asian men, Asian penises, Asian liquor, Asian Viagra, the Chinese Communist party, the French Communist party....


Ok, seeing this all over fark today.  What am I missing?
 
2014-08-19 12:54:45 PM  
Not Beijing and not in an alley, but yep in a hotel in Hong Kong and I didn't really pass out, but fell asleep after having a good deal of sex and alcohol. I woke to find one of the ladies riding me and playing with another lady.
 
2014-08-19 01:00:27 PM  

dustygrimp: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Huang?

You bet I am!

/this comment in no way refers to penis size, Asian penis size, or any racist or misandric notion of Asian men, Asian penises, Asian liquor, Asian Viagra, the Chinese Communist party, the French Communist party....

Ok, seeing this all over fark today.  What am I missing?


Check the FarQ. We're cutting down on our misogyny. Our doctor says that with our high cholesterol, mysogeny may lead to a heart attack, or worse, a ban.
 
2014-08-19 01:03:09 PM  
I guess it's better, and more productive, than ingesting the variety of exotic and endangered animal parts that they enjoy so much.
 
2014-08-19 01:03:49 PM  
Is it me or did the value of the YUAN double from one article to the next?

5.85 -> 9.70
 
2014-08-19 01:06:01 PM  
I've passed out in Beijing, on a sidewalk in front of my apt bldg, but alas, with no hard on.
 
2014-08-19 01:13:31 PM  

Profedius: Not Beijing and not in an alley, but yep in a hotel in Hong Kong and I didn't really pass out, but fell asleep after having a good deal of sex and alcohol. I woke to find one of the ladies riding me and playing with another lady.


Go on...
 
2014-08-19 01:16:43 PM  
Mods obviously too busy rooting out misogynists to worry about repeats.
 
2014-08-19 01:18:57 PM  

charlesmartel11235: I love the pictures of drunk Koreans and chinese passed out on park benches. Public drunkeness isn't even a crime there


4.bp.blogspot.com
something about rule 34...
 
2014-08-19 01:48:44 PM  
Gee... for once... this might be something that we would welcome the Chinese making!!   Perfect combo
 
2014-08-19 01:51:58 PM  

MooseBayou: EvilEgg: What?!  Someone in China is adulterating food?

Chinese authorities suspect a group of hardened criminals.  Their public statement, (to paraphrase George Carlin), "Out thrust is to prick holes in the stiff front erected by these Viagra infusers."

/thanks, George


I can literally hear him saying this phrase... with his inflections...
 
2014-08-19 02:00:03 PM  

Abuse Liability: dustygrimp: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Huang?

You bet I am!

/this comment in no way refers to penis size, Asian penis size, or any racist or misandric notion of Asian men, Asian penises, Asian liquor, Asian Viagra, the Chinese Communist party, the French Communist party....

Ok, seeing this all over fark today.  What am I missing?

Check the FarQ. We're cutting down on our misogyny. Our doctor says that with our high cholesterol, mysogeny may lead to a heart attack, or worse, a ban.


but it's the internet...
 
2014-08-19 02:26:27 PM  
Seek medical help for a hangover lasting more than four hours...
 
2014-08-19 02:27:21 PM  
People are complaining about this?
 
2014-08-19 07:50:37 PM  

The Southern Logic Company: charlesmartel11235: I love the pictures of drunk Koreans and chinese passed out on park benches. Public drunkeness isn't even a crime there

It isn't in most asian countries.  You can buy beer for breakfast, drink on the street and even in government buildings.  I used to down a bottle of cheap Chinese wine in the taxi ride to the bar.

Truly, one of the biggest things I miss about living in Asia.


and the reason i have been here for 20 years. what year is it?
 
2014-08-19 09:00:51 PM  
Laura He

How fitting
 
2014-08-19 11:00:28 PM  

Abuse Liability: dustygrimp: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Huang?

You bet I am!

/this comment in no way refers to penis size, Asian penis size, or any racist or misandric notion of Asian men, Asian penises, Asian liquor, Asian Viagra, the Chinese Communist party, the French Communist party....

Ok, seeing this all over fark today.  What am I missing?

Check the FarQ. We're cutting down on our misogyny. Our doctor says that with our high cholesterol, mysogeny may lead to a heart attack, or worse, a ban.


You said misogyny twice.  So did Drew in his post, too.
 
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