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(KCBY Coos Bay)   ♫ Your lights are on, but you're not home. Your mind is not your own. Your heart sweats, your body shakes. Another shot is what it takes. You can't sleep, you can't eat; there's no doubt, you're in deep ♫   (kcby.com) divider line 35
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2014-08-19 10:08:49 AM  
Hey subby,

media1.giphy.com
 
2014-08-19 11:06:21 AM  
Both Robert Palmer and his brother David are expected to be cited for Unlawful Harvesting of Minor Forest Products (mushrooms), an unclassified misdemeanor, the sheriff's office said.

It's illegal to forage?
 
2014-08-19 11:18:37 AM  
Searchers, searchers, give him the news. He's gotta bad case of loving you!
 
2014-08-19 11:19:13 AM  

gopher321: Both Robert Palmer and his brother David are expected to be cited for Unlawful Harvesting of Minor Forest Products (mushrooms), an unclassified misdemeanor, the sheriff's office said.

It's illegal to forage?


We used to have lots of species of plants and animals around the Phoenix area. Not so much anymore due to foraging.
 
2014-08-19 11:20:24 AM  
What???  We have to RTA in order to get the headline?  THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!

/good job subby
//got halfway through article when it hit me.
///need more coffees
 
2014-08-19 11:20:46 AM  
They should have just walked to the nearest Power Station.
 
2014-08-19 11:23:43 AM  
May as well face it, you're addicted to Fark
 
2014-08-19 11:32:18 AM  
I guess you could say he found those mushrooms...
 
2014-08-19 11:32:29 AM  
A 6 foot 2,200 lb man? No wonder he's diabetic.
 
2014-08-19 11:33:00 AM  
...SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE!
 
2014-08-19 11:34:38 AM  
This article should be deleted, I find it sexist.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-19 11:37:30 AM  
The lights are off
but you're at home
your mind
is not your own
your body sweats
your teeth grind
another kill
and you'll be fine!

Whoa whoa

Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to MUDs
Might as well face it, you're addicted to MUDs

/condensed, couldn't find the original I wrote years ago since they moved/changed the board rooms
 
2014-08-19 11:38:57 AM  
Original... Original parody, that is.
 
2014-08-19 11:41:37 AM  

phillydrifter: The lights are off
but you're at home
your mind
is not your own
your body sweats
your teeth grind
another kill
and you'll be fine!

Whoa whoa

Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to MUDs
Might as well face it, you're addicted to MUDs

/condensed, couldn't find the original I wrote years ago since they moved/changed the board rooms


Do they still even have MUDs, anymore? Hell, do they even have Telnet, anymore?
 
2014-08-19 11:41:40 AM  
Headline raises a question I've always had:  Did anyone really like Robert Palmer's music?  Like, enough to go to a concert he may have had?
 
2014-08-19 11:41:51 AM  
 
2014-08-19 11:46:16 AM  

Trance750: Do they still even have MUDs, anymore? Hell, do they even have Telnet, anymore?


It looks like SlothMud is still around.  I knew a dude who played that back in the mid 90s...almost to his flunking out of college senior year.  I never got into it.
 
2014-08-19 11:46:55 AM  
The police are still out looking for clues.
 
2014-08-19 11:50:33 AM  
Might as well face it, he's addicted to 'shrooms.....
 
2014-08-19 12:09:38 PM  

Apos: Might as well face it, he's addicted to 'shrooms.....


Sounds like amanita poisoning to me....
 
2014-08-19 12:14:44 PM  

gopher321: Both Robert Palmer and his brother David are expected to be cited for Unlawful Harvesting of Minor Forest Products (mushrooms), an unclassified misdemeanor, the sheriff's office said.

It's illegal to forage?


Yes, on private property, and on some public lands.

If I hadn't gone to read the Earlier story I would be questioning what kind of mushrooms they were looking for, but then maybe my first impression was correct.
 
2014-08-19 12:22:42 PM  
Oblig...
38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-19 12:27:04 PM  
Headline is too good to be true.

/gives credit when it's due
 
2014-08-19 12:27:14 PM  
Several years ago I was hunting in Oregon with my old man early mid morning and I decided to go for a solo hike up hard to climb rocky creek which turned out to actually be a spring.  I hiked a bit past the mouth of the spring through some thick giant ferns and it opened up and leveled off  in to what can only be described as something out of a middle-earth fairy tale.  Bright green moss covered logs and tall standing trees in the half light canopy, with copius strange flora and fauna all around; dozens of varieties of mushroom patches of every color (including purple, blue, orange, and red) with salamnders and frogs camped among the fungus.   There was also a strange levitating mist rolling through the draw with colorfull butterflies chasing eachother in circles around the sunlit haze in some sort of surreal dance.

I thought I had died and gone to leprechaun heaven.

I don't know why I remembered this csb except that the when I told the old man what I saw, he gave me a sideways look and told me not to eat the mushrooms. He followed with a story of how he found some hippy with a bucket full of mushrooms wandering along a nearby forest road out of his mind many years earlier.
 
2014-08-19 12:58:08 PM  

gopher321: Both Robert Palmer and his brother David are expected to be cited for Unlawful Harvesting of Minor Forest Products (mushrooms), an unclassified misdemeanor, the sheriff's office said.

It's illegal to forage?


glad someone else saw this bullshiat.
 
2014-08-19 12:58:24 PM  

Trance750: May as well face it, you're addicted to Fark


I kinda am though... For real!
 
2014-08-19 01:07:39 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: Several years ago I was hunting in Oregon with my old man early mid morning and I decided to go for a solo hike up hard to climb rocky creek which turned out to actually be a spring. I hiked a bit past the mouth of the spring through some thick giant ferns and it opened up and leveled off in to what can only be described as something out of a middle-earth fairy tale. Bright green moss covered logs and tall standing trees in the half light canopy, with copius strange flora and fauna all around; dozens of varieties of mushroom patches of every color (including purple, blue, orange, and red) with salamnders and frogs camped among the fungus. There was also a strange levitating mist rolling through the draw with colorfull butterflies chasing eachother in circles around the sunlit haze in some sort of surreal dance.


I don't know if I've come across something that striking, but I had a similar "this shiat exists... like outside of movies?" moment a couple months ago while floating a river.

Thanks for the pleasant reminder.
 
2014-08-19 01:34:28 PM  

ChipNASA: Oblig...
[38.media.tumblr.com image 400x300]


You misogynistic pig!
 
2014-08-19 02:02:41 PM  
He's addicted to spuds?
 
2014-08-19 02:31:21 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: Trance750: Do they still even have MUDs, anymore? Hell, do they even have Telnet, anymore?

It looks like SlothMud is still around.  I knew a dude who played that back in the mid 90s...almost to his flunking out of college senior year.  I never got into it.


Aardwolf!

I've still got an account there, but haven't used it in about a year...
 
2014-08-19 04:38:45 PM  

blatz514: Hey subby,

[media1.giphy.com image 356x200]


damn I hate spitting Pepsi on my tablet
 
2014-08-19 06:54:45 PM  
Rescuers were led to the lost man by following the sound of a man banging a gong and getting it on.
 
2014-08-19 07:14:26 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: Several years ago I was hunting in Oregon with my old man early mid morning and I decided to go for a solo hike up hard to climb rocky creek which turned out to actually be a spring.  I hiked a bit past the mouth of the spring through some thick giant ferns and it opened up and leveled off  in to what can only be described as something out of a middle-earth fairy tale.  Bright green moss covered logs and tall standing trees in the half light canopy, with copius strange flora and fauna all around; dozens of varieties of mushroom patches of every color (including purple, blue, orange, and red) with salamnders and frogs camped among the fungus.   There was also a strange levitating mist rolling through the draw with colorfull butterflies chasing eachother in circles around the sunlit haze in some sort of surreal dance.

I thought I had died and gone to leprechaun heaven.

I don't know why I remembered this csb except that the when I told the old man what I saw, he gave me a sideways look and told me not to eat the mushrooms. He followed with a story of how he found some hippy with a bucket full of mushrooms wandering along a nearby forest road out of his mind many years earlier.


I hike a lot, but never pick 'em.  Hey, now why should I feel guilty 'cause I won't give, guilty 'cause I won't give in?
 
2014-08-19 07:50:05 PM  

gopher321: Both Robert Palmer and his brother David are expected to be cited for Unlawful Harvesting of Minor Forest Products (mushrooms), an unclassified misdemeanor, the sheriff's office said.

It's illegal to forage?


They are the...King's mushrooms...
 
2014-08-19 08:29:28 PM  

Trance750: Do they still even have MUDs, anymore? Hell, do they even have Telnet, anymore?


www.heynow.com/Savitar -->

Not only do MUDs still exist, I know of at least one where there's no rent charged on eq so you don't have to log in every day to run gold to pay for storage for your equipment when you're not logged in, so you don't lose it!

/shoutout to Tintin++ I used back in the 90s
//and I met two of the most beautiful women in the world >:-D whilst mudding that YOU CAN'T HAVE! :-P
///I'm a stud
 
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