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(Talking Points Memo)   Like most rational Americans, this KKK grand wizard is waiting for all the details in the Michael Brown shooting to come to light before before rushing to judgement   (talkingpointsmemo.com ) divider line
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2014-08-18 11:25:11 PM  
uturncrossfit.com
 
2014-08-18 11:27:29 PM  
The part of the autopsy that was released should make everyone take a step back, realize that we really don't know what happened, and that we need to wait for all the details for come out on their own. I trust this will be a short thread. We're all better people than that.

I'm glad we had this talk.
 
2014-08-19 12:01:29 AM  
When the Imperial Wizard of the Traditionalist American Knights condemns your fundraising and implies it a scam you know you're in deep sh*t.
 
2014-08-19 12:46:42 AM  
I dislike the idea that cops are, for all intensive purposes, legally exempt from murder charges.

But I also dislike racists. What's nice is the large intersection of police and racists.
 
2014-08-19 12:58:24 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: for all intensive purposes


There can't be many purposes more intensive than this one.  Althought there probably aren't a lot of purposes in Missouri, unless they're in a Branson aquarium.
 
2014-08-19 02:59:52 AM  
That one deserves an entire page of whoa
 
2014-08-19 03:00:10 AM  
FURTHER PROVING THAT COPS ARE RACIST shiatBAGS
 
2014-08-19 03:01:24 AM  

cretinbob: [uturncrossfit.com image 500x326]


(2nd.jif)
 
2014-08-19 03:02:05 AM  
Ancona thinks Murray was banned from the Klan and has now started his own group.

Just think about that for a moment.

How farked up and racist does one have to be to get blackballed by the Klan.

/So to speak.

So basically these guys are trying to be ISIS to the Klan's Al Qaeda.
 
2014-08-19 03:07:54 AM  
If he hadn't walked out onto the track when all the cars were racing around, all this would of been a mute point.
 
2014-08-19 03:08:52 AM  
A huge offshoot of the white supremacist movement is also hatred for government groups, i.e. the police.
This guy might be a racist POS, but at least he's marginally consistent in his beliefs.
 
2014-08-19 03:11:53 AM  
I could care less what another Imperial Wizard said

AverageAmericanGuy: I dislike the idea that cops are, for all intensive purposes, legally exempt from murder charges.


Huck And Molly Ziegler: If he hadn't walked out onto the track when all the cars were racing around, all this would of been a mute point.


Is that the joke?
 
2014-08-19 03:19:16 AM  
Imperial Wizard

That always cracks me up when I hear it.
/wizard
//lol
 
2014-08-19 03:19:37 AM  

cryinoutloud: The part of the autopsy that was released should make everyone take a step back, realize that we really don't know what happened, and that we need to wait for all the details for come out on their own. I trust this will be a short thread. We're all better people than that.

I'm glad we had this talk.


at this point its no longer about the brown shooting.  It's about the new Gestapo responding to constitutionally protected protests.
 
2014-08-19 03:20:14 AM  
Zionist Occupation Government, they believe the Jews control the US.

My dad used to receive a lot of KKK propaganda papers, I asked him why he read that crap, he replied that he loved reading about how rich and powerful we were, while sitting in front of our leaky house with no power and no running water...
 
2014-08-19 03:20:24 AM  
this very much, and the press killing/herding blitz.
 
2014-08-19 03:20:25 AM  
I had to check the URL a couple of times while reading the article to make sure it wasn't from The Onion.
 
2014-08-19 03:22:04 AM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: this very much, and the press killing/herding blitz.


oops, meant that on
"at this point its no longer about the brown shooting.  It's about the new Gestapo responding to constitutionally protected protests."


/it's bedtime
 
2014-08-19 03:22:51 AM  
"He is a hero! We need more white cops who are anti-Zog and willing to put Jewish controlled black thugs in their place.

I have heard of "zog" (zionist oriented government? ). But it is news to me that we Jews controlled the black thugs. How? Remote control and the blacks are robots? If the Jews really had any influence at all on the black community it would order them to study harder and make money, not thuggery.
 
2014-08-19 03:23:47 AM  
www.haslemerehall.co.uk
 
2014-08-19 03:31:38 AM  
A pretty solid move on his part...Instead of rushing to the aid of the white officer, sitting back and being rational will allow him to point out what unruly savages the demonstrators are.

Clever really.
 
2014-08-19 03:33:05 AM  
FTA: Imperial Wizard Chuck Murray, the leader of the New Empire Knights of the Ku Klux Klan . . .

www.austinchronicle.com
Splitters!
 
2014-08-19 03:33:28 AM  
"Yet, Ancona told The Wire that he may consider helping Wilson once he has more information.
"Maybe we will do something to assist, once the justice system does its diligence. We may help around his home," he said. "We would like to look at what they're charging him with, what the police report says, to see what's going on, and then we will decide if we will help him." "


I'd pay to see a hooded klan rally through ferguson. Probably as much as i'd pay to see an Open Carry Texas march through the fifth ward of houston.
 
2014-08-19 03:34:13 AM  

Kevin72: "He is a hero! We need more white cops who are anti-Zog and willing to put Jewish controlled black thugs in their place.

I have heard of "zog" (zionist oriented government? ). But it is news to me that we Jews controlled the black thugs. How? Remote control and the blacks are robots? If the Jews really had any influence at all on the black community it would order them to study harder and make money, not thuggery.



George: ...and the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied
government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white
minority communities.

Jerry: You're not going to open with that, are you?
 
2014-08-19 03:35:12 AM  

fusillade762: I could care less what another Imperial Wizard said

AverageAmericanGuy: I dislike the idea that cops are, for all intensive purposes, legally exempt from murder charges.

Huck And Molly Ziegler: If he hadn't walked out onto the track when all the cars were racing around, all this would of been a mute point.

Is that the joke?


Which part, the for all intents and purposes?
 
2014-08-19 03:36:32 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: When the Imperial Wizard of the Traditionalist American Knights condemns your fundraising and implies it a scam you know you're in deep sh*t.


Yeah, that's not going to make the neo-Nazis and white supremacists rush to send him money, I'm guessing.
 
2014-08-19 03:39:10 AM  
May I propose Poe's second law:

Without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between an expression of sincere rationality from an extremist group and a parody of said extremist group.
 
2014-08-19 03:42:13 AM  
From the comments:

"So there really is an Establishment KKK and a Tea Party KKK. Who da thunk it?"

I laughed.
 
2014-08-19 03:42:51 AM  

Kevin72: "He is a hero! We need more white cops who are anti-Zog and willing to put Jewish controlled black thugs in their place.

I have heard of "zog" (zionist oriented government? ). But it is news to me that we Jews controlled the black thugs. How? Remote control and the blacks are robots? If the Jews really had any influence at all on the black community it would order them to study harder and make money, not thuggery.


Read "The Turner Diaries" if ya wanna look at the twisted logic of these idiots, the first scene is a group of blacks and their Jew "master" breaking into the protagonists home in a search for any firearms (which had just been outlawed by the New Jewish congress) and goes downhill from there, in their eyes blacks are to be shot on sight, as are "mongrel" races like Hispanics and middle easterners, lesser races like Asians are to be exploited unless they get uppity, they view mainstream whites as race traitors, liberals as sellouts, conservatives and libertarians as misguided fools, and see Hitler as a visionary that was martyred.
 
2014-08-19 03:47:30 AM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: fusillade762: I could care less what another Imperial Wizard said

AverageAmericanGuy: I dislike the idea that cops are, for all intensive purposes, legally exempt from murder charges.

Huck And Molly Ziegler: If he hadn't walked out onto the track when all the cars were racing around, all this would of been a mute point.

Is that the joke?

Which part, the for all intents and purposes?


The part where the misused idiom in TFA is now inspiring misused idioms in the thread.
 
2014-08-19 03:47:57 AM  

Pribar: Kevin72: "He is a hero! We need more white cops who are anti-Zog and willing to put Jewish controlled black thugs in their place.

I have heard of "zog" (zionist oriented government? ). But it is news to me that we Jews controlled the black thugs. How? Remote control and the blacks are robots? If the Jews really had any influence at all on the black community it would order them to study harder and make money, not thuggery.

Read "The Turner Diaries" if ya wanna look at the twisted logic of these idiots, the first scene is a group of blacks and their Jew "master" breaking into the protagonists home in a search for any firearms (which had just been outlawed by the New Jewish congress) and goes downhill from there, in their eyes blacks are to be shot on sight, as are "mongrel" races like Hispanics and middle easterners, lesser races like Asians are to be exploited unless they get uppity, they view mainstream whites as race traitors, liberals as sellouts, conservatives and libertarians as misguided fools, and see Hitler as a visionary that was martyred.


See also:

My Awakening: Chapter 18
Jews, Communism and Civil Rights

by David Duke

http://www.martinlutherking.org/ma-chapter18.html

/And yeah, it's kinda sick how the Stormfront dudes were able to start a  www.martinlutherking.org  website filled with anti-MLK articles.
 
2014-08-19 03:48:40 AM  

Kevin72: "He is a hero! We need more white cops who are anti-Zog and willing to put Jewish controlled black thugs in their place.

I have heard of "zog" (zionist oriented government? ). But it is news to me that we Jews controlled the black thugs. How? Remote control and the blacks are robots? If the Jews really had any influence at all on the black community it would order them to study harder and make money, not thuggery.


Football.

I'm not joking.  When I was 22 I knew a guy who owned a local business and sold some meth and weed on the side.  He also used way too much of his product.

He was convinced that football was invented to keep the population from noticing how the US kept getting more and more screwed up.  He was quite an interesting guy.  He was part of the old school conspiracy theory movement (JFK, Man on the Moon, etc) who just loved the 9/11 idea and partied way too hard.

Until you meet a crazy conspiracy nutter it's really hard to understand how passionate these people are about their insane ideas.

It sounds like a crazy movie plot or something, but this guy was the first of many "Patriots" that I've met up and down the west coast.  For some reason they think that telling me all about their crazy racist ideas (which get odder when you realize they usually cheer for the Palestinians over Da Jooooooos111!) and they assume that I must suddenly agree.  Usually I'm just smiling and nodding so if they decide to kill off their enemies at least I might live while I find an excuse to wander off.  Smiling and nodding also gives you a chance to look for emergency exits.
 
2014-08-19 04:05:45 AM  
I'm firmly on the side of gun ownership, owning scary-looking guns, magazines of whatever size you want, concealed carry, etc.  I'm also on the side of Darren Wilson in this shooting.  Given this, I don't want anyone to think I want to have anything to do with KKK types or agree with their bizarre assertions.  Back in the day, the KKK terrorized people of my ancestry and religion.  All these idiots do is contaminate the public impression of whoever they declare support for.
 
2014-08-19 04:21:54 AM  
Personally I think this is all talk, this supposed 'grand wizard' of some (offshoot of the) KKK-inspired group doesn't even have the balls to come within 100 miles of Ferguson, he just likes to hear himself talk.

/he'd be dead in minutes, I'd hope, upon entering Ferguson, and I don't think the cops there would care much to investigate, with everything else they have on their plate
 
2014-08-19 04:24:19 AM  
So what you're saying submitter is that a KKK leader is better than the African Americans out demonstrating every night. This is the new PC Fark so you'll probably get banned for racism.
 
2014-08-19 04:25:22 AM  

cryinoutloud: The part of the autopsy that was released should make everyone take a step back, realize that we really don't know what happened, and that we need to wait for all the details for come out on their own. I trust this will be a short thread. We're all better people than that.

I'm glad we had this talk.


Yeah, no.  I've been repeating shiat for three or four threads now, and only a handful of people have actually attempted to comment with rational thought (thanks to those who have).

I was told elsewhere that the 'wait and see' approach was bad.

It's a sad farking statement about society.
 
2014-08-19 04:55:06 AM  
I think the saddest part about this most recent development is that the KKK still have a lock on "Wizard" as a social title.

And that's about it. This the least stupid part of this whole series of events.
 
2014-08-19 04:57:40 AM  
look at how pleased that cop is in the background!
 
2014-08-19 04:57:42 AM  
I wonder if the KKK has an "establishment" wing that isn't actually racist but pretends otherwise in order to fleece the true-believers.
 
2014-08-19 05:03:55 AM  

OscarTamerz: So what you're saying submitter is that a KKK leader is better than the African Americans out demonstrating every night. This is the new PC Fark so you'll probably get banned for racism.


What the ever-loving hell are you on about?

/the only time I see people's comments even moderated, is when they call out a troll
//if there's a "new Fark" it's one that breaks every rule in Drew's book to generate bait for traffic
 
2014-08-19 05:07:26 AM  
And.. fark.. is making this observation? Ok.
 
2014-08-19 05:16:34 AM  

OscarTamerz: So what you're saying submitter is that a KKK leader is better than the African Americans out demonstrating every night. This is the new PC Fark so you'll probably get banned for racism.


...ah, yes, the PC Fark where every third post on a Ferguson thread is something racist, blatantly or otherwise.
 
2014-08-19 05:20:32 AM  

IlGreven: OscarTamerz: So what you're saying submitter is that a KKK leader is better than the African Americans out demonstrating every night. This is the new PC Fark so you'll probably get banned for racism.

...ah, yes, the PC Fark where every third post on a Ferguson thread is something racist, blatantly or otherwise.


And the rest are death threats against public officials and police.
 
2014-08-19 05:31:14 AM  
So, we have the White 3K there in Ferg with the Black 3K (New Black Panthers)?

I need to buy more popcorn...
 
2014-08-19 05:33:59 AM  
The KKK has a fringe group? Come. Really? REALLY?
 
2014-08-19 06:03:23 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
ahhh say, lol, whuuuut?
 
2014-08-19 06:05:30 AM  

daffy: The KKK has a fringe group? Come. Really? REALLY?


It's not so much that they have a fringe group as that they don't have much of a central organization anymore, they're not really a national-scale syndicate these days, and since in most places the organization is secret (being put on a terrorist watch-list isn't pleasant even where the club is technically legal) the lack of national coordination means there are a bunch of scattered cells where the members might be next door neighbors and not know that they're both members (of different organizations using the name which are likewise unaware of each other).

A lot of the cartels and the old families survived RICO... the KKK not so much.  Lacking the overriding financial interest in staying united (and not having the collective IQ to realize they were being gutted until it was done) pretty much did them in as an organisation, now they're more a... religion, I guess.  Scattered separate groups that don't communicate, all thinking they're the first church of whatever.

// Entertainingly, they also got owned by  Superman.  No, that's not a joke.  A fictional person kicked their ass almost as hard as the feds.
 
2014-08-19 06:18:36 AM  
Meanwhile, in the equally calm and rational black community the looting and destruction continues unabated and the New Black Panthers, the Bloods, and the Revs Al and Jesse come to visit, screaming for the scalp of the cop while the media releases his name and address.  But all that's ok, because ... justice?
 
2014-08-19 06:23:18 AM  
Let me get this straight:
Some guy is collecting donations for a reward/defense fund because the cop shot a black Zog. I nouned it, go fark yourself. He's also calling himself a member of the KKK to gain support and look legitimate.

So basically this guy is ripping off dumb racists? I think I like him.
 
2014-08-19 06:33:49 AM  

BlameBush: Meanwhile, in the equally calm and rational black community the looting and destruction continues unabated and the New Black Panthers, the Bloods, and the Revs Al and Jesse come to visit, screaming for the scalp of the cop while the media releases his name and address.  But all that's ok, because ... justice?


Are you seriously White Knighting the White Knights?
What happened, Spanky? Did a black kid take your juice money on the playground?
 
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