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(New York Daily News)   Atlanta woman enters mugshot hall of fame after swiping, crashing police car, looks like submitter feels on any given Monday morning   (nydailynews.com) divider line 26
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2014-08-19 12:03:57 AM  
Her face must have been going really fast.
 
2014-08-19 01:11:01 AM  
Dang. She looks "I can't find my feet" high.
 
2014-08-19 01:11:47 AM  
Mirror mirror / on the wall / who's the steering-wheel-face-planted / of them all
 
2014-08-19 01:13:04 AM  
She looks like Aunt Ruckus!
 
2014-08-19 01:18:17 AM  
After the female Popeye earlier, this is just meh
 
2014-08-19 01:19:31 AM  

Maxc7001: She looks like Aunt Ruckus!


I image searched that, and for some inexplicable reason Ted Kennedy was on the page too.

/scared
//and scarred
 
2014-08-19 01:20:37 AM  
that k2 shiat kills people, but if you can't stop smoking weed when it's time to grow up and get drug tested, you might have a problem
 
2014-08-19 01:23:37 AM  
A Georgia woman was high on synthetic marijuana

Curious how they know that.
 
2014-08-19 01:30:50 AM  

fusillade762: A Georgia woman was high on synthetic marijuana

Curious how they know that.


You can test for it.
They might have found some on, in or around her.
She might have told them.
 
2014-08-19 01:32:35 AM  
She probably cleans up ok.

Bathe her, blah, blah, blah...
 
2014-08-19 01:33:58 AM  
*clicks on link*

*gasps*


www.yourtechstuff.com
 
2014-08-19 01:35:35 AM  
I think they meant man.

She looks like a linebacker in the N.F.L.

Sounds like what someone would do high on angel dust.

Did piggy leave his ride unattended and running?

Bad cop, no donut.
 
2014-08-19 01:47:28 AM  

Maxc7001: She looks like Aunt Ruckus!


Photoshop™ and I agree.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-19 01:51:23 AM  
That "synthetic marijuana" shiat ain't cannabis.  I don't know what it is, but people who are totally wasted on real weed (alone) don't steal cars and lead police on a chase... hell, they don't even drive fast.

/'cept maybe playing GTA
//or Super Mario Kart
 
2014-08-19 01:54:24 AM  
Subby is correct. That is Hall Of Fame worthy!
 
2014-08-19 01:57:10 AM  
"Cobb County cops stopped Emmerli Wilcoxson on an Atlanta street "


Could have sworn that one was on the list.
t2.gstatic.com
 
2014-08-19 01:59:44 AM  
The real eye was inadvertently placed into into an Applebee's entree and eaten unfortunately,
 
2014-08-19 02:43:14 AM  
Drove by the aftermath heading northbound about 20 minutes after it happened. You would have thought that the wreck was on our side of the highway due to all of the rubber-necking that was going on. It took us 30 minutes to travel 5 miles (which is normal during Friday rush hour, but never on a Sunday)
 
2014-08-19 02:56:38 AM  

charlesmartel11235: that k2 shiat kills people, but if you can't stop smoking weed when it's time to grow up and get drug tested, you might have a problem


I'm almost 30, when does this drug testing stuff start? No one told me about that shiat as I was growing up! Will they give me warning so I can at least try and pass??  And what if I fail it... what kind of problem are we talking about here?  I'm so farking confused man, and pretty high.  Either way this drug testing to become an adult shiat you keep talking about is scary shiat and I don't think I want anything to do with it, growing up is way over rated anyways.
 
2014-08-19 03:11:01 AM  

bughunter: That "synthetic marijuana" shiat ain't cannabis.  I don't know what it is, but people who are totally wasted on real weed (alone) don't steal cars and lead police on a chase... hell, they don't even drive fast.

/'cept maybe playing GTA
//or Super Mario Kart


Agree that synth-pot is pure unadulterated shiat that people need to avoid.

Also... Speaking of GTA...

Stealing a cop car when they try to arrest you and then leading police on a high speed ending in a crash is very GTA.
 
2014-08-19 03:36:45 AM  
lulz lulz lulz.
 
2014-08-19 08:32:28 AM  

Kurmudgeon: "Cobb County cops stopped Emmerli Wilcoxson on an Atlanta street "


Could have sworn that one was on the list.
[t2.gstatic.com image 245x206]


Isnt sinutab a cold medication?
 
2014-08-19 08:35:21 AM  

Kurmudgeon: "Cobb County cops stopped Emmerli Wilcoxson on an Atlanta street "


Could have sworn that one was on the list.
[t2.gstatic.com image 245x206]


also lmfao at propecia.  wtf this list cant be serious.

qualitymedications.net
 
2014-08-19 09:59:29 AM  

Dutch Pilsner: She probably cleans up ok.


I dunno, man, I ain't so sure about that
 
2014-08-19 10:12:26 AM  

Skraeling: Kurmudgeon: "Cobb County cops stopped Emmerli Wilcoxson on an Atlanta street "


Could have sworn that one was on the list.
[t2.gstatic.com image 245x206]

also lmfao at propecia.  wtf this list cant be serious.

[qualitymedications.net image 850x232]


That's what I thought, ha ha. Also ~
 www.comparestoreprices.co.uk
 
2014-08-19 12:39:47 PM  
She has the neck of a Cardassian
 
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