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(CBS Sports)   What do you serve your fans after winning the Super Bowl? How about loaded two-foot long hot dogs and nachos stuffed into a big-ass popcorn bucket? (pics)   (cbssports.com ) divider line
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2014-08-18 07:35:19 PM  
*heavy breathing*
 
2014-08-18 08:10:51 PM  
Now I want a hot dog.  Maybe one of those Papa Ginos ones (for a pizza place, those things are just ridiculously good).
 
2014-08-18 08:18:04 PM  

FriarReb98: Now I want a hot dog.  Maybe one of those Papa Ginos ones (for a pizza place, those things are just ridiculously good).


I wanna go back to Portland, OR and snag a coney dog from Nick's
 
2014-08-18 08:25:31 PM  
One order of crab fries please!!

\the other stuff not so much
 
2014-08-18 09:01:22 PM  
loaded two-foot long hot dogs and nachos stuffed into a big-ass popcorn bucket

Also known as Sex With Guy Fieri's Mom.

/$2 extra for a generous slathering of donkey sauce
 
2014-08-18 09:05:34 PM  
Now for America's most exciting game show,  Medical Waste or Stadium Concession Food?!?1
 
2014-08-18 09:42:45 PM  
The hot dog looks middy interesting, but with regular hot dogs being around $5-7 at stadiums, I shudder to think how much that one is.
 
2014-08-18 10:04:41 PM  
2 floor long hot dogs don't interest me. 2 foot long corn dogs, that's another matter.
 
2014-08-18 11:03:17 PM  
beats the crap they have at Paul Brown.  8 dollar papa johns.. yay?
 
2014-08-18 11:10:16 PM  
The crab fries look interesting, the rest not so much.

And listen America. I like avocados and guac as much as the next gringo, but it doesn't belong on everything. Learn to say no.
 
2014-08-18 11:16:10 PM  
Oh dear god no. No no no.

Why a bucket?
 
2014-08-18 11:24:03 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: One order of crab fries please!!

\the other stuff not so much


Yes please.

/I'll just be over here throwing up the hot dog into the nacho bucket.
 
2014-08-18 11:25:55 PM  

bdub77: loaded two-foot long hot dogs and nachos stuffed into a big-ass popcorn bucket

Also known as Sex With Guy Fieri's Mom.

/$2 extra for a generous slathering of donkey sauce


Upside-down creamy doggie snappers with sweet-and-sour chimichangas.

Nawlins Nor-Cal Rocky Mountain oysters with Rochester-style carrot shooters.

Hip-Hop double-crispy cow bacon with wasabi yam hammers.

Card Shark Kramer's Louisiana bastard canary bites with wonton beef taffy.

/luvs the fieri generator
 
2014-08-18 11:43:49 PM  
2 people high as hell off weed would buy all of them
 
2014-08-19 12:24:02 AM  
My wee little pee-pee has never been harder!
 
2014-08-19 12:54:27 AM  
meh, I'm usually so full from tailgating that I don't need any food in the stadium. Multiple actual chefs that we tailgate with, before and after the games.
 
2014-08-19 12:58:28 AM  

thermo: meh, I'm usually so full from tailgating that I don't need any food in the stadium. Multiple actual chefs that we tailgate with, before and after the games.


CSB:

Before the Vikings @ Seahawks game back in 2012, we were tailgating next to a guy who had "Beast Mode Kabobs"....wild boar, emu, and kangaroo. He gave us some in exchange for beer.

/The kangaroo was tasty.
 
2014-08-19 01:07:44 AM  

harleyquinnical: AlwaysRightBoy: One order of crab fries please!!

\the other stuff not so much

Yes please.

/I'll just be over here throwing up the hot dog into the nacho bucket.


Looks like someone already did
 
2014-08-19 01:34:06 AM  
Now here are some offerings from Levi's Stadium in comparison....

Here's a slow roasted pig from the Bourbon Steak Pub at 49ers game today. Fans pay $5,000 for 10-game membership to the restaurant.

i.imgur.com

And here's some lifting of more than 800 lbs of Waygu beef bought from the Skywalker Ranch for the Michael Mina Tailgate party at the same Bourbon Street Pub before the game.

i.imgur.com

And last but not least, the most expensive item in 49ers new stadium: An 8 oz Kagoshima rib cap for $336...

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-19 06:15:05 AM  
Huh...and I thought all the morbidly obese fat-assed 'Mercans lived in The South.

We went to Colts games as kids in Baltimore. My dad got a little bag of peanuts and a bunch of beer. Mom got a coffee.

I just can't fathom a bucket of nachos. WTF Seattle?

/not fat
 
2014-08-19 08:52:17 AM  
Its so adorable when a team does something they've never done before (like actually win a championship) and then they act all giddy and like a bunch of little big boys.
 
2014-08-19 09:28:54 AM  
And how is this different then food offered in other stadiums?

This year Texas Rangers fans can roll up their sleeves and hunker down with a $26 Choomongous, which is two feet of Asian-spiced beef, a spicy slaw and Sriracha on a bakery-fresh bun. Other new items will include bacon-on-a-stick dipped in maple syrup, Sidewinder Beer Battered Fries, brisket sausage and frozen beer. The two-foot Boomstick (1 pound, 2 foot long hot dog) is still on the menu, loaded with chili, cheese and grilled onions. The Beltre Buster is also returning. The one-pound burger is topped with bacon, Jack cheese and grilled onions and also costs $26.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/2014/03/rangers_new_ballpa rk _fare.php
 
2014-08-19 09:32:48 AM  
What I don't understand is banana pepper rings on the nachos. That's weird.
 
2014-08-19 10:48:28 AM  

pregerstheHobo: What I don't understand is banana pepper rings on the nachos. That's weird.


agreed.  pickled banana peppers on nachos?  that's forbidden.  that's actually something I have as a rule, if the peppers are pickled, i'm not spending more than $4 (especially if it's pickled jalapenos).

and, why cheese sauce?  haven't we realized as a nation that cheese is better than cheese-like product?  i'm sorry, there's not enough flour and water in your dried cheese flavor crystals.  here you go, no more likely to end up on your shirt than in your mouth.
 
2014-08-19 10:51:16 AM  
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2014-08-19 03:55:51 PM  
now i want to arrange to have a couple of ridiculously hot girls sit down and start eating it, and REALLY enjoy it. let them work down to the last few inches of the middle, still super into it and not caring.

by this point they will probably be up on the jumbotron.

let the leadup then be wrecked by a big stubbly wobbly-chin dude sitting down right in the camera's line of sight, just going to TOWN on one of those dogs with mayo/sour cream on it.
 
2014-08-19 04:28:44 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: now i want to arrange to have a couple of ridiculously hot girls sit down and start eating it, and REALLY enjoy it. let them work down to the last few inches of the middle, still super into it and not caring.

by this point they will probably be up on the jumbotron.

let the leadup then be wrecked by a big stubbly wobbly-chin dude sitting down right in the camera's line of sight, just going to TOWN on one of those dogs with mayo/sour cream on it.


Fark is not your personal erotica site!
 
2014-08-19 07:01:47 PM  
If they'd knock it off with the peppers, I'd probably eat the hot dog.

Bucket of nachos...now, I like my food measured by the bucket...but I don't like cheese sauce nor do I feel like a bucket is a good way to serve nachos - there's no way you can come close to evenly distributing the toppings.

Also, I think I'm going to head up to Seattle for a game this year, as I've never been to a regular season game there. Let me know where the good tailgating is!

/preseason and postseason
 
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