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(Washington Post)   Washington Post reports Michael Brown had that devil weed in his system, quoting an unnamed "source familiar with the county's investigation"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 989
    More: Followup, Michael Brown, Trayvon Martin, Benjamin Crump, Darren Wilson, Michael Baden, St. Louis County, marijuana  
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2014-08-18 05:35:20 PM
And?
 
2014-08-18 05:35:46 PM
Oh well okay then. Everything is okay.
 
2014-08-18 05:36:10 PM
Omagerd!!!  Of course he should be executed.


This news takes my breath away.  Tell me more!  MORE!
 
2014-08-18 05:36:11 PM
Smoking weed while black == 6 bullets, two in the back? Someone needs to review the mandatory minimums on this.
 
2014-08-18 05:36:12 PM
Whatever happened to having two sources? Wasn't that a thing?
 
2014-08-18 05:36:52 PM
So he could have been president?
 
2014-08-18 05:36:57 PM
Right at the start I'm going to say.

1: Anonymous source
2: Toxicology screening is not out yet
3: Washington post is the only one I've seen posting this.

So take this with a massive salt flat.
 
2014-08-18 05:36:58 PM
Where's my pearls? I need to do some clutching.
 
2014-08-18 05:37:04 PM
Hannity just creamed himself.
 
2014-08-18 05:37:17 PM

born_yesterday: Whatever happened to having two sources? Wasn't that a thing?


9/11 changed everything.
 
2014-08-18 05:37:29 PM
If he was that aggressive with that shopkeeper whilst stoned, guy must have been a complete psycho...
 
2014-08-18 05:37:37 PM
The cigars must have been the give away.
 
2014-08-18 05:38:00 PM
Meaningless fact is meaningless. OMG, he had caffeine in his blood!

Mager

Smoking weed while black == 6 bullets, two in the back?

He wasn't shot in the back.
 
2014-08-18 05:38:08 PM

Mager: Smoking weed while black == 6 bullets, two in the back? Someone needs to review the mandatory minimums on this.



That's just for having it his system.  Imagine if he had a lit jazz cigarette in his hand,
 
2014-08-18 05:38:12 PM
There are also reports out now that Mike Brown actually paid for his cigars - so, since he is no longer a thief, he must just be a ... violent pot head?
 
2014-08-18 05:38:13 PM

Mager: Smoking weed while black == 6 bullets, two in the back? Someone needs to review the mandatory minimums on this.


According to the new reports all 6 were in the front.  Not that the pigs going full gestapo was the right response.
 
2014-08-18 05:38:14 PM
Is it the same weed that is throwing Oregon and Colorado into a post-apocalyptic hellhole of anarchy and destruction?
 
2014-08-18 05:38:16 PM
Were skittles involved?
 
2014-08-18 05:38:45 PM

born_yesterday: Whatever happened to having two sources? Wasn't that a thing?


Wilson's buddy's girlfriend counts as two.

/cuddy?
 
2014-08-18 05:38:51 PM
Here we go again...REEFER MADNESS 2: THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL
 
2014-08-18 05:38:57 PM
He couldn't be high. He just got done stealing the blunts and did not have time to roll one up.
 
2014-08-18 05:39:10 PM
I injected two marijuanas once and I lifted a car!
 
2014-08-18 05:39:13 PM
What is this marijuana stuff? Is it new? Can someone link to a wiki? Sounds dangerous
 
2014-08-18 05:39:43 PM
It was Reefer Madness!
 
2014-08-18 05:39:55 PM

born_yesterday: I injected two marijuanas once and I lifted a car!


Two whole marijuanas? Was it into your eyeballs? How are you not dead?
 
2014-08-18 05:40:03 PM
And he's bad, bad, Michael Brown. Baddest man in the whole downtown. Badder than old King Kong, meaner than a junkyard dog.
 
2014-08-18 05:40:26 PM
I bet he was totally on bath salts and tried to eat the officer's face.
 
2014-08-18 05:40:27 PM
This whole thing is being blown out of proportion. This isn't even in the worst 500 American riots.
 
2014-08-18 05:40:48 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: So he could have been president?



You're an evil person.  Please save me a seat when you get to hell, because I laughed.
 
2014-08-18 05:41:00 PM
tokesignals.com
 
2014-08-18 05:41:11 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Mager: Smoking weed while black == 6 bullets, two in the back? Someone needs to review the mandatory minimums on this.

According to the new reports all 6 were in the front.  Not that the pigs going full gestapo was the right response.


The two in the head were at a downwards angle.
 
2014-08-18 05:41:15 PM
They're not sure how many times he was shot, but somehow they know they were all in the front.
 
2014-08-18 05:41:17 PM
Can't we all just get a bong?

Hashpipe Furegson
 
2014-08-18 05:41:19 PM

born_yesterday: I injected two marijuanas once and I lifted a car!


Well played
 
2014-08-18 05:41:23 PM
Who the hell thought he was buying Swisher Sweets to smoke THEM? Blunt material. No one actually smokes Swisher Sweets.
 
2014-08-18 05:41:23 PM
So, anytime in the past 30 days he could have partaken

/manufactured outrage is outrageous
//and manufactured
 
2014-08-18 05:41:48 PM
Clearly a smear campaign - let's go burn down our own neighborhoods in protest.
 
2014-08-18 05:41:52 PM

born_yesterday: I injected two marijuanas once and I lifted a car!


I inject two marijuanas in the morning. I inject two marijuanas at night. I inject two marijuanas in the afternoon because it makes me feel alright.
 
2014-08-18 05:42:04 PM

Caffienatedjedi: Right at the start I'm going to say.

1: Anonymous source
2: Toxicology screening is not out yet
3: Washington post is the only one I've seen posting this.

So take this with a massive salt flat.


Yeah because a tox screening is going to determine if he was high at the time of the crime....
 
2014-08-18 05:42:04 PM
Now we know some shiat went down.

In all history of mankind, there's never been a stoner who assaulted anyone violently.  Well, as long as the grateful dead on loop isn't considered assault.
 
2014-08-18 05:42:05 PM
Whooo! That cop should get a Medal of Honor For Saving Mankind.
 
2014-08-18 05:42:16 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So, anytime in the past 30 days he could have partaken

/manufactured outrage is outrageous
//and manufactured


2nd hand, it has to be the case.
 
2014-08-18 05:42:29 PM
He was potted up on weed? How long before we learn he was hopped up on goofballs?
 
2014-08-18 05:42:30 PM
Kids are using Jimson Weed these days?
 
2014-08-18 05:42:52 PM
Herb?

Big Deal.

Now if it was PCP.....
 
2014-08-18 05:43:16 PM

whither_apophis: born_yesterday: Whatever happened to having two sources? Wasn't that a thing?

9/11 changed everything.


Not really. I would question if that "rule" was ever really followed. But there is more pressue now for to post poorly verified information because the news cycle is so much faster.

Thirty years ago you had to wait until the evening news or the morning edition to get your story published to a wide audience (except for the most werious events). Now, the internet allows stories to be published annd widely seen at any time with no delay.

Washington Post can put out an unverified article now without any competition or just be one of a hundred agencies posting verified data simultaneously later in the day.
 
2014-08-18 05:43:40 PM
An unnamed source in Prosecutor McCulloch's suit?
 
2014-08-18 05:43:43 PM
Goddamn it, none of this shiat matters.  THE PROTESTS AREN'T SOLELY DUE TO ONE INCIDENT BUT RATHER A LONG HISTORY OF POLICE ABUSES IN THE AREA.
 
2014-08-18 05:44:05 PM

mediablitz: Who the hell thought he was buying Swisher Sweets to smoke THEM? Blunt material. No one actually smokes Swisher Sweets.


This
 
2014-08-18 05:44:27 PM
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