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(Komo)   "Nothing further was reported about the one-legged man or his weaponized prosthetic limb"   (komonews.com) divider line 49
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2014-08-18 05:36:51 PM  

img.fark.net


"Don't you farking look at me like that!"

 
2014-08-18 06:17:08 PM  
www.weeatfilms.com
 
2014-08-18 07:08:45 PM  
Police are stumped
 
2014-08-18 08:27:10 PM  

elvis-express.com

Tell us how you do!

 
2014-08-18 09:20:00 PM  
i.ytimg.com

"Oh, why won't he leave me alone?  I gotta get the hell out of here!"

/yes, I'm old
 
2014-08-18 09:23:09 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-18 09:23:50 PM  
I'd rather get my ass pounced on with someone's prosthetic leg vs. their third leg.
 
2014-08-18 09:26:57 PM  

"I was beaten by a man with one leg!"


"I DON'T CARE!"


img.ksl.com

 
2014-08-18 09:28:43 PM  
Juan Cabrillo?
 
2014-08-18 09:30:00 PM  
Weaponized Prosthetic Limb is the name of my new SaharaPunk band
 
2014-08-18 09:35:53 PM  
The obvious lesson is, be prepared

i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-18 09:36:39 PM  
They must bend every effort to find and bring the one-legged man.  If not, Seattle will erupt in a convulsive wave of protests and riots.  No Justice, No Peace.
 
2014-08-18 09:39:48 PM  
This is my boomstick!
 
2014-08-18 09:55:21 PM  

Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 349x144]
"Don't you farking look at me like that!"


Who's that?
 
2014-08-18 09:58:27 PM  

macross87: Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 349x144]
"Don't you farking look at me like that!"

Who's that?


What's it like, living in a cave? Does the thought of sunlight frighten you? These strange modern contraptions and devices to entertain only cause you to scream for the protection of the spirits?

Did you eat the missionary who gave you a computer?
 
2014-08-18 10:01:24 PM  
goodcomics.comicbookresources.com
 
2014-08-18 10:03:47 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-08-18 10:05:35 PM  
files.dancemedia.com

ninja pegleg attack!
 
2014-08-18 10:07:39 PM  

Boojum2k: macross87: Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 349x144]
"Don't you farking look at me like that!"

Who's that?

What's it like, living in a cave? Does the thought of sunlight frighten you? These strange modern contraptions and devices to entertain only cause you to scream for the protection of the spirits?

Did you eat the missionary who gave you a computer?


No, really, who is that?  Explain for those of us who don't have kids.
 
2014-08-18 10:08:25 PM  
Also, only came here for the Ash Williams references, sadly didn't find any.
 
2014-08-18 10:08:29 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-18 10:11:05 PM  

Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 349x144]
"Don't you farking look at me like that!"


He really needs that leg as part of his plan.  No really.
 
2014-08-18 10:11:15 PM  

Mister Peejay: Explain for those of us who don't have kids.


Oddly enough, when I saw Guardians of the Galaxy, both times, the audience was pretty much entirely adult, and it was a packed cinema.

I guess the boring adults stayed home and patted themselves on the back for being ignorant of good entertainment.
 
2014-08-18 10:11:55 PM  
Did he make a clip-clap noise?

img.fark.net

Tried to shoot me with one leg and stab me with another...
 
2014-08-18 10:12:24 PM  

Boojum2k: Mister Peejay: Explain for those of us who don't have kids.

Oddly enough, when I saw Guardians of the Galaxy, both times, the audience was pretty much entirely adult, and it was a packed cinema.

I guess the boring adults stayed home and patted themselves on the back for being ignorant of good entertainment.


No, really, what is it?
 
2014-08-18 10:12:38 PM  

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 349x144]
"Don't you farking look at me like that!"

He really needs that leg as part of his plan.  No really.


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-18 10:14:02 PM  

Mister Peejay: No, really, what is it?


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=guardians+of+the+galaxy

Still in theaters, go see.
 
2014-08-18 10:17:49 PM  
Maybe officers should look for any particularly winded individuals winning local ass kicking contests.
 
2014-08-18 10:18:31 PM  

Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 349x144]
"Don't you farking look at me like that!"


Saw it for the second time tonight...   Still hilarious.
 
2014-08-18 10:21:17 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 349x144]
"Don't you farking look at me like that!"

Saw it for the second time tonight...   Still hilarious.


What's not to love about a 3' tall furry Rambo with mad MacGyver skills? Along with all of his friends. And his tree.
 
2014-08-18 10:41:37 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 349x144]
"Don't you farking look at me like that!"

Saw it for the second time tonight...   Still hilarious.


I saw it for the third time today.  The first time was to make sure it was something I could take my five year old to without him having nightmares.  The second time was to see it with him, and today was because we were passing the movie theater, and he begged to see it again.  We also saw Ninja Turtles a couple days ago, but he hated it.  He also hated Transformers.  I think he just doesn't like Michael Bay films.
 
2014-08-18 10:53:27 PM  

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Warlordtrooper: Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 349x144]
"Don't you farking look at me like that!"

Saw it for the second time tonight...   Still hilarious.

I saw it for the third time today.  The first time was to make sure it was something I could take my five year old to without him having nightmares.  The second time was to see it with him, and today was because we were passing the movie theater, and he begged to see it again.  We also saw Ninja Turtles a couple days ago, but he hated it.  He also hated Transformers.  I think he just doesn't like Michael Bay films.


Boy has good taste then, congrats
 
2014-08-18 11:02:39 PM  

Gyrfalcon: This is my boomstick!


Hail to the king, baby.
 
2014-08-18 11:24:35 PM  

Mister Peejay: Boojum2k: Mister Peejay: Explain for those of us who don't have kids.

Oddly enough, when I saw Guardians of the Galaxy, both times, the audience was pretty much entirely adult, and it was a packed cinema.

I guess the boring adults stayed home and patted themselves on the back for being ignorant of good entertainment.

No, really, what is it?


There you go.
 
2014-08-18 11:34:03 PM  

cubic_spleen: Weaponized Prosthetic Limb is the name of my new SaharaPunk band


Damnit.
 
2014-08-18 11:57:20 PM  
What the heck was the third guy thinking? He was unseen until he ran out and committed assault on a guy who was leaving, in front of a cop while in possession of 21 grams of coke. Let the dude leave. Wait for the cop to leave, or at the very least take the cocaine out of your pockets before you jump out and whack the guy.
 
2014-08-18 11:58:05 PM  
"According to the report, the man, undeterred by the presence of the officer, ran up behind the two-legged man and hit him full force over the head with the bat, leaving him with a large cut and bruising."

Full force with an aluminum bat and he just got a cut and some bruising? What, did the attacker have T-Red arms or something? Seems like full force with a bat should open that head up like a coconut.
 
2014-08-18 11:59:17 PM  
*T-Rex
 
2014-08-19 12:00:43 AM  

Podmore: "According to the report, the man, undeterred by the presence of the officer, ran up behind the two-legged man and hit him full force over the head with the bat, leaving him with a large cut and bruising."

Full force with an aluminum bat and he just got a cut and some bruising? What, did the attacker have T-Red arms or something? Seems like full force with a bat should open that head up like a coconut.


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-19 12:12:05 AM  

Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 349x144]
"Don't you farking look at me like that!"


Thread over.

/ and i should see that movie again, before it leaves the theaters...
 
2014-08-19 12:30:20 AM  

cgraves67: Juan Cabrillo?



assets.creativity-online.com

NUMA, NUMA
 
2014-08-19 01:43:29 AM  

Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 349x144]
"Don't you farking look at me like that!"


Done in one. Alright, everybody, pack up and let's go home. It's over.
 
2014-08-19 01:48:29 AM  
wiki.teamfortress.com
 
2014-08-19 04:58:37 AM  
Came for the Get Smart and Fugitive Guy references.
Leaving satisfied.

Captain Groman: What are you staring at? Is it my leg?
Maxwell Smart: No, I've seen legs before. It's that wooden job I'm looking at.
 
2014-08-19 10:12:36 AM  

Fano: [goodcomics.comicbookresources.com image 850x454]


Came for the Fugitive reference, leaving very satisfied seeing this.
 
2014-08-19 12:54:50 PM  

Mister Peejay: Also, only came here for the Ash Williams references, sadly didn't find any.


fusillade762: Gyrfalcon: This is my boomstick!

Hail to the king, baby.


Do I really gotta do this myself?

fandomania.com

Primitive screwheads...
 
2014-08-19 01:22:42 PM  

cgraves67: Juan Cabrillo?


My first thought!  Kevin Nixon will probably give a hard time about the damage to the leg.
 
2014-08-19 01:32:51 PM  

clivecusslerfan: cgraves67: Juan Cabrillo?

My first thought!  Kevin Nixon will probably give a hard time about the damage to the leg.


And here I was thinking I finally found something too obscure for Fark.
 
2014-08-19 02:23:58 PM  

cgraves67: clivecusslerfan: cgraves67: Juan Cabrillo?

My first thought!  Kevin Nixon will probably give a hard time about the damage to the leg.

And here I was thinking I finally found something too obscure for Fark.


One of the many rules here is that NOTHING is obscure on Fark.
 
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