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(WTOP)   Bad news for anyone drinking Corona. Also, there might be glass in your beer   (wtop.com) divider line 40
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2014-08-18 05:56:41 PM
Even worse news:  There may be Corona in it.
 
2014-08-18 06:30:37 PM
Ground glass would be an improvement
 
2014-08-18 06:38:34 PM
Corona, Spanish for shiatty beer.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2014-08-18 07:05:14 PM
I thought the monthly beer snob thread wasn't due until the 21st...
 
2014-08-18 08:32:46 PM
I submitted this with a grittier headline.
 
2014-08-18 08:41:02 PM

reddfrogg: Even worse news:  There may be Corona in it.


I'm pretty sure that's the joke.
 
2014-08-18 09:02:50 PM
In Soviet Russia, there's glass in your beer!
 
2014-08-18 09:06:31 PM
"A production error occurred at one of four glass plants run by third-party manufacturers that supply us with bottles"

I think this means that they don't properly wash the bottles before filling and just assume that they come clean from the glass MFR.
 
2014-08-18 09:11:20 PM
Yo dawg. We heard you like glass, so we put glass in your glass!
 
2014-08-18 09:11:32 PM
Drink Bud Light.
 
2014-08-18 09:14:19 PM
the stinging in your stomach helps you deal with the fact that your drinking corona
 
2014-08-18 09:15:33 PM
You must be 21 or older to view the recall notice!
 
2014-08-18 09:16:09 PM
Fosters -- Australian for Corona.
 
2014-08-18 09:18:53 PM
Oh my little tasty beer, tasty beer,
When you gonna give me a buzz Corona!
When you make my gums tear, my gums tear,
Is there glass in your bottle, Corona?

My my my Corona!
 
2014-08-18 09:19:29 PM
Clear Corona extra, as opposed to what, cloudy Corona extra.

I need extra lime to kill the Mexican scurvy.
 
2014-08-18 09:20:20 PM
Drinking glass: still preferrable to drinking Corona.
 
2014-08-18 09:21:36 PM

Prey4reign: Fosters -- Australian for Corona.


I like the green cans. 5.5% and only two bucks for a 3/4 liter.

/ I've had better
//but I'm a cheap bastich
 
2014-08-18 09:21:47 PM
Squeeze a lime into a Corona. Works fine as a tequila chaser. Why drink alone?
 
2014-08-18 09:25:45 PM
glass in my beer in my glass in my beer in my glass...

BEERCEPTION
 
2014-08-18 09:26:36 PM

Delay: Squeeze a lime into a Corona. Works fine as a tequila chaser. Why drink alone?


The only proper tequila chaser is the next shot of tequila.
 
2014-08-18 09:28:22 PM
I used to love a Corona w/ lime as a post-lawnmowing beverage...but fark A-B InBev.
 
2014-08-18 09:28:43 PM

frostus: Delay: Squeeze a lime into a Corona. Works fine as a tequila chaser. Why drink alone?

The only proper tequila chaser is the next shot of tequila.


I would stand corrected, if I could stand.
 
2014-08-18 09:39:57 PM

Surool: glass in my beer in my glass in my beer in my glass...

BEERCEPTION


Go another beer deeper
 
2014-08-18 09:45:32 PM
What a proper beer glass looks like

i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-18 09:46:02 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: In Soviet Russia, there's glass in your beer!


In Soviet Russia, there's a beer in your tear!

because Russians, they drink a lot you see.
 
2014-08-18 09:50:12 PM
when i ran in the Capitol 10K  in Austin in 2007, I got a mug of beer there while waiting on my BBQ, chatting with the help there. At the bottom of my mug, thought it was just a pirce of ice, thought better of chomping it. Noticed it didn't seem to be meltting, reached in to my mouth, pulled out a glass chip a little smaller than a postage stamp, held it up, should've seem the help freak out. The emptied the cooler of mugs, kept apologizing profusely. Afterwards thought about how swallowing the glass may have affected me, since I'd had bariatric surgery a few months before.
Yes, you can buy and drink beer in that store.
 
2014-08-18 09:53:25 PM

mjjt: What a proper beer glass looks like

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From the looks of his bleary eyes, that's his second glass. And, from the looks of his ripped jacket sleeve he is well on his way to number four.

As Peter Griffin would say, "A good start young man."
 
2014-08-18 10:04:34 PM
I thought there was more flavor there
 
2014-08-18 10:05:44 PM

a4dzac: I used to love a Corona w/ lime as a post-lawnmowing beverage...but fark A-B InBev.


Constellation Brands owns the rights to Modelo products in the US. AB In Bev owns it in the UK.
 
2014-08-18 10:08:37 PM
So it's not an STD? Oh good.
 
2014-08-18 10:17:26 PM

a4dzac: but fark A-B InBev.


F Coors-Molson too.

/it's almost like they want you smoking w33d instead
//0 cals
 
2014-08-18 10:29:45 PM

MiamiChef: Constellation Brands owns the rights to Modelo products in the US. AB In Bev owns it in the UK


I never fully understood the intricacies...some anti-trust crap/merger/blah crap went down.  Don't get me wrong, if I owned a small beer company and was offered a factory full of $10 bills, I'd sell out too, but I still retain the right to not buy your shiat anymore, as I'm lucky enough to live in a beer state, literally and figuratively
 
2014-08-18 10:35:26 PM
Can't say where I work, but free Corona and Modelo every afternoon is a nice perk.
 
2014-08-18 11:44:35 PM
What most people don't know is how Corona is made. They make Mexicans drink lab alcohol, then urinate in the Corona bottles.
 
2014-08-19 12:03:00 AM
Corona with lime... sure, I'll drink it all night long.

I know Corona is bad, and I should feel bad. But I don't.
 
2014-08-19 01:44:35 AM
Did anyone mention that a clear glass bottle sucks for blocking light re skunking, picking up broken glass in a pool, and spotting glass shards as they funnel down your trachea on spring break?
 
2014-08-19 09:25:01 AM
If you need a chaser for your tequila you are drinking the wrong tequila....and to remain relevent to the thread, Corona sucks.
 
2014-08-19 10:05:07 AM

wee: I thought the monthly beer snob thread wasn't due until the 21st...


Don't you dare say anything about them though. You will be accused of trolling and being mean.
 
2014-08-19 10:31:19 AM
I once had a 1" piece of a Corona bottle in my foot. Stepped right on it, needed 6 stitches to close it up.

// protip: don't get a laceration on the sole of your foot - the local anesthetic injection hurts like nothing else
 
2014-08-19 10:09:49 PM
I thought my morning poop was a little rough today...
 
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