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(Pink News UK)   Michael Sam: "When I first met my boyfriend, he was dressed as a rabbit and throwing up"   (pinknews.co.uk) divider line 42
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2014-08-18 01:49:46 PM  
nice abs.
 
2014-08-18 01:55:32 PM  
So he's a furry?
 
2014-08-18 02:24:55 PM  
i1225.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-18 03:24:42 PM  
There's an Of Mice and Men joke in there somewhere.
 
2014-08-18 03:37:30 PM  
Throwing up, you say?

Perhaps he should have tried a bit of hare of the dog.
 
2014-08-18 03:39:49 PM  
Sam must absolutely wreck that little guy.
 
2014-08-18 04:51:39 PM  

djkutch: Sam must absolutely wreck that little guy.


Can't really get that image out of my head.

Must watch straight pr0n.
Must watch straight pr0n.
Must watch straight pr0n.
 
2014-08-18 04:53:49 PM  

vudukungfu: djkutch: Sam must absolutely wreck that little guy.

Can't really get that image out of my head.

Must watch straight pr0n.
Must watch straight pr0n.
Must watch straight pr0n.


You never know.  It could go the other way around.
 
2014-08-18 04:54:08 PM  
Anyone else have this situation in mind?

stayonfountain.com
 
2014-08-18 04:58:54 PM  

BizarreMan: vudukungfu: djkutch: Sam must absolutely wreck that little guy.

Can't really get that image out of my head.

Must watch straight pr0n.
Must watch straight pr0n.
Must watch straight pr0n.

You never know.  It could go the other way around.


Silly.  There are no pitchers or catchers in swimming.
 
2014-08-18 05:01:35 PM  
When my best friends (now husband and wife) first met, he was playing Rocky, and during the theater run in "Sword of Damocles" she jumped in front of him and screamed "I WANNA FARK YOUR BRAINS OUT!"

They didn't meet again for almost two years, at which point they figured out what had happened.
 
2014-08-18 05:11:35 PM  

Diogenes: BizarreMan: vudukungfu: djkutch: Sam must absolutely wreck that little guy.

Can't really get that image out of my head.

Must watch straight pr0n.
Must watch straight pr0n.
Must watch straight pr0n.

You never know.  It could go the other way around.

Silly.  There are no pitchers or catchers in swimming.


My bad.  But we have no clue as to who anchors the relay.
 
2014-08-18 05:26:34 PM  
His boyfriend's Zack Ryder?

/WWWYKI
 
2014-08-18 05:35:21 PM  
Silly rabbit.
 
2014-08-18 05:50:27 PM  
Anyabunnysuit.jpeg
 
2014-08-18 05:51:20 PM  

ArkAngel: Anyone else have this situation in mind?

[stayonfountain.com image 500x338]


speaker7.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-18 06:34:12 PM  
www.thegreenhead.com
 
2014-08-18 06:35:53 PM  
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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2014-08-18 06:44:19 PM  
...then Sam penned his ankles behind his ears like bra'er rabbit hopping down the bunny trail.
 
2014-08-18 06:58:36 PM  
i haven't been this turned since Bugs Bunny dressed up like a girl.
 
2014-08-18 07:03:22 PM  
When I first read this article I threw up.
And the second time...
And the third time...
Anyone wanna hear about my heterosexual relations.
I thought not.
 
2014-08-18 07:05:38 PM  
That would make for the first gay guy I've seen with hare since they closed down The Anvil.
 
2014-08-18 07:09:51 PM  
I wanna hear about this guy's sexual stories as much as any one else's.  Which is not at all.
 
2014-08-18 07:36:19 PM  
As I have clearly stated in every thread about this guy, I do not care!  I care so little that I will continue to post in every Michael Sam thread to let the internet know how much I don't care about this.   I clearly do not care!
 
2014-08-18 07:55:38 PM  
Sports: A man's excuse to gossip.
 
2014-08-18 08:33:09 PM  

ArkAngel: Anyone else have this situation in mind?

[stayonfountain.com image 500x338]


ugh, I do now.
 
2014-08-18 08:43:31 PM  

wichitaleaf: When I first read this article I threw up.
And the second time...
And the third time...
Anyone wanna hear about my heterosexual relations.
I thought not.


whot's it like?
 
2014-08-18 08:59:01 PM  

wichitaleaf: When I first read this article I threw up.
And the second time...
And the third time...
Anyone wanna hear about my heterosexual relations.
I thought not.


It is almost like we never have stories about heterosexual athlete's love lifes on Fark.
 
2014-08-18 09:01:23 PM  
Would make a "wild hare up your ass" joke, but decorum prohibits me from doing so here.
 
2014-08-18 09:19:26 PM  
What a rabbit throwing up may look like:

www.pictures88.com
 
2014-08-18 09:24:18 PM  
If reading about some dude talk about his boyfriend on an abstract level makes you automatically think about ZOMG BUTTSECKS ICKY, then I think that says more about you than the subject.

.
 
2014-08-18 09:55:58 PM  
Thank God this wasn't a story about Sam forcing his pennis into his dirty hole.

That would have been awkward.
 
2014-08-18 11:15:34 PM  

wichitaleaf: When I first read this article I threw up.
And the second time...
And the third time...
Anyone wanna hear about my heterosexual relations.
I thought not.


i624.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-18 11:51:59 PM  
So from what I've been reading, Sam has pretty much no shot at making the Rams, who are too deep at his position, but has shown enough in preseason that someone will probably give him a backup job to see if he can develop into a good player.
 
2014-08-19 08:04:28 AM  
Isn't that how most people meet in college?
 
2014-08-19 10:25:25 AM  

dywed88: wichitaleaf: When I first read this article I threw up.
And the second time...
And the third time...
Anyone wanna hear about my heterosexual relations.
I thought not.

It is almost like we never have stories about heterosexual athlete's love lifes on Fark.


www4.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2014-08-19 10:59:33 AM  

wichitaleaf: When I first read this article I threw up.
And the second time...
And the third time...
Anyone wanna hear about my heterosexual relations.
I thought not.


Christ, get over yourself and stop being such a crybaby.
 
2014-08-19 11:13:21 AM  
Any idea how Sam is doing in camp?  He's expected to make the roster, isn't he?
 
2014-08-19 11:19:19 AM  
Sounds like Michael Sam is having trouble keeping people giving a shiat about him
 
2014-08-19 11:30:23 AM  

Crocoduck: Any idea how Sam is doing in camp?  He's expected to make the roster, isn't he?


Was listening to yahoo sports radio while driving over the weekend, they were saying it's not that he's playing badly, it just that others are playing better and there more than likely won't be room for him on the roster.
 
2014-08-19 12:40:11 PM  
You can keep your Johnny Manziels and Ray Rices.  I am pulling for this guy to kill it in the NFL.

Good luck, Mr. Sam.
 
2014-08-19 01:09:41 PM  
On meeting him again two years later, Sam said: "I could see he was interested... I bought him a couple of drinks, got us tipsy.

See? He's ready for the NFL.
 
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