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(Gawker)   Man abused position as hospital nurse to amass large collection of human penises taken from bodies of dead patients. What a dick   (gawker.com ) divider line
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2014-08-18 12:33:03 PM  
7 votes:
A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector" has been arrested for allegedly abusing his position as a hospital nurse to amass a large collection of human dicks

For more information on the large collection of human dicks, please visit  https://beta.congress.gov/members
2014-08-18 12:16:05 PM  
6 votes:
You want a cock? I can get you a cock, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Hell, I can get you a cock by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with foreskin. These farking amateurs...
2014-08-18 12:32:41 PM  
4 votes:

James!: He'd already eaten most of them.


No, only a bag.
2014-08-18 01:45:28 PM  
3 votes:
mojoimage.com
2014-08-18 12:20:02 PM  
3 votes:
If you ever go to a party at this guy's place, stay away from the cocktail wieners.
2014-08-18 11:47:34 AM  
3 votes:
You can't just go running around ripping off other people's dicks, to make a giant dick ship
2014-08-18 02:38:39 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: You can't just go running around ripping off other people's dicks, to make a giant dick ship


dvdmedia.ign.com
2014-08-18 02:30:40 PM  
2 votes:
I wonder if he ever used them as action figures and made them fight.
2014-08-18 02:28:38 PM  
2 votes:

Headso: I_Am_Weasel: A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector"

That's the best name they could come up with? WTF


Maybe it's funnier in Croatian
2014-08-18 02:26:46 PM  
2 votes:
So what'd you use the dicks for?
I made these.
You made wallets?
Nope suitcases. Here, rub it.
2014-08-18 02:01:10 PM  
2 votes:
Pickle Incident II: The Croatian De-penising Affair (Special Collector's Edition)
2014-08-18 01:10:56 PM  
2 votes:
If this guy ever says that you should EABOD, it might not be just an insult--it might be an offer.
2014-08-18 06:23:10 PM  
1 vote:

Profedius: I knew a guy who became a girl and she told me that he donated the organ to a female who wanted to become a male. I hope I got all that gender terminology correct


The medical term is "addadicktome".
2014-08-18 04:41:10 PM  
1 vote:

Combustion: Is a group of penises like, a gaggle of penises? Or a flock?


According to  http://www.amazon.com/Crash-Rhinoceroses-Dictionary-Collective-Nouns/ d p/1559210966 the proper collective noun is a clutch of penises, apparently.

However, I prefer to refer to them as a congress.
2014-08-18 04:02:15 PM  
1 vote:

upload.wikimedia.org

Ed Gein Peen?

2014-08-18 03:33:12 PM  
1 vote:
"Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick."


4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-08-18 02:52:03 PM  
1 vote:
www.banderasnews.com
2014-08-18 02:42:36 PM  
1 vote:
More honest than a "gun collector."
2014-08-18 02:40:36 PM  
1 vote:
Sure, when a GUY does it... but if a woman did that we'd call her a slut.
2014-08-18 02:38:29 PM  
1 vote:
what tipped them off?
2014-08-18 02:38:24 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure he'll ask the judge for a stiff sentence. Wood not the hospital have kept a closer eye on this member of their team? I bet they have a limp excuse.
2014-08-18 02:37:22 PM  
1 vote:
He picked a peck of pickled penis.
2014-08-18 02:33:03 PM  
1 vote:
Have you ever wondered if after getting a lopitoffectomy do they ever have the penis plasticized and use it on themselves as a dildo?  These are the kinds of questions I wish I could have asked George Carlin.  He would have loved running with that.
2014-08-18 02:31:51 PM  
1 vote:
i hope that one day when i pass my penis can go on to live forever

in a jar

but i'd want my own jar

no gay stuff
2014-08-18 02:29:49 PM  
1 vote:
scene7.samsclub.com

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2014-08-18 02:29:05 PM  
1 vote:
That takes a lot of balls.
2014-08-18 12:28:08 PM  
1 vote:
He'd already eaten most of them.
2014-08-18 12:19:16 PM  
1 vote:
Who among us hasn't looked down while pushing a gurney down to the morgue and thought "you won't be need that?"
2014-08-18 12:00:22 PM  
1 vote:
What the shiat am I looking at? Tell me that's a pickle jar.
 
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