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(Gawker)   Man abused position as hospital nurse to amass large collection of human penises taken from bodies of dead patients. What a dick   (gawker.com ) divider line
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2014-08-18 11:47:34 AM  
You can't just go running around ripping off other people's dicks, to make a giant dick ship
 
2014-08-18 12:00:22 PM  
What the shiat am I looking at? Tell me that's a pickle jar.
 
2014-08-18 12:16:05 PM  
You want a cock? I can get you a cock, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Hell, I can get you a cock by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with foreskin. These farking amateurs...
 
2014-08-18 12:19:16 PM  
Who among us hasn't looked down while pushing a gurney down to the morgue and thought "you won't be need that?"
 
2014-08-18 12:20:02 PM  
If you ever go to a party at this guy's place, stay away from the cocktail wieners.
 
2014-08-18 12:28:08 PM  
He'd already eaten most of them.
 
2014-08-18 12:32:41 PM  

James!: He'd already eaten most of them.


No, only a bag.
 
2014-08-18 12:33:03 PM  
A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector" has been arrested for allegedly abusing his position as a hospital nurse to amass a large collection of human dicks

For more information on the large collection of human dicks, please visit  https://beta.congress.gov/members
 
2014-08-18 01:10:56 PM  
If this guy ever says that you should EABOD, it might not be just an insult--it might be an offer.
 
2014-08-18 01:19:54 PM  
 
2014-08-18 01:45:28 PM  
mojoimage.com
 
2014-08-18 02:01:10 PM  
Pickle Incident II: The Croatian De-penising Affair (Special Collector's Edition)
 
2014-08-18 02:26:46 PM  
So what'd you use the dicks for?
I made these.
You made wallets?
Nope suitcases. Here, rub it.
 
2014-08-18 02:27:19 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector"


That's the best name they could come up with? WTF
 
2014-08-18 02:28:38 PM  

Headso: I_Am_Weasel: A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector"

That's the best name they could come up with? WTF


Maybe it's funnier in Croatian
 
2014-08-18 02:28:47 PM  

Headso: I_Am_Weasel: A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector"

That's the best name they could come up with? WTF


Shall Fark rename him?
 
2014-08-18 02:28:51 PM  

UncleDirtNap: So what'd you use the dicks for?
I made these.
You made wallets?
Nope suitcases. Here, rub it.


Well...more of a carry on bag really.
 
2014-08-18 02:28:54 PM  

cretinbob: You can't just go running around ripping off other people's dicks, to make a giant dick ship


Are you saying I don't know dick?
 
2014-08-18 02:29:05 PM  
That takes a lot of balls.
 
2014-08-18 02:29:43 PM  

Prevailing Wind: UncleDirtNap: So what'd you use the dicks for?
I made these.
You made wallets?
Nope suitcases. Here, rub it.

Well...more of a carry on bag really.


Only the light tan ones.
 
2014-08-18 02:29:49 PM  
scene7.samsclub.com

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
2014-08-18 02:30:25 PM  
Oh sure, you cut off one penis and it's a "sex reassignment surgery". You cut off 10, and suddenly it's "you monster" this and "whered you get that meat cleaver" that....
 
2014-08-18 02:30:36 PM  
This is the only think I think of when I think of penis and Croatia:

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-18 02:30:40 PM  
I wonder if he ever used them as action figures and made them fight.
 
2014-08-18 02:30:41 PM  
What a Jack.....ermmm... off
 
2014-08-18 02:30:59 PM  
Was he trying to make luggage from a wallet?
 
2014-08-18 02:31:08 PM  
Well, to be fair, it's not like they were going to be using them or anything.
 
2014-08-18 02:31:51 PM  
i hope that one day when i pass my penis can go on to live forever

in a jar

but i'd want my own jar

no gay stuff
 
2014-08-18 02:33:03 PM  
Have you ever wondered if after getting a lopitoffectomy do they ever have the penis plasticized and use it on themselves as a dildo?  These are the kinds of questions I wish I could have asked George Carlin.  He would have loved running with that.
 
2014-08-18 02:33:24 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I wonder if he ever used them as action figures and made them fight.


cock fight with the kung fu grip

though i think the original package has lost some resale value
 
2014-08-18 02:34:25 PM  
"You need to relax.", They told him.
"Get a hobby.", They said.
"Maybe a collection."
Now who's laughing.
 
2014-08-18 02:37:17 PM  

bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

 
2014-08-18 02:37:22 PM  
He picked a peck of pickled penis.
 
2014-08-18 02:38:24 PM  
I'm sure he'll ask the judge for a stiff sentence. Wood not the hospital have kept a closer eye on this member of their team? I bet they have a limp excuse.
 
2014-08-18 02:38:29 PM  
what tipped them off?
 
2014-08-18 02:38:39 PM  

cretinbob: You can't just go running around ripping off other people's dicks, to make a giant dick ship


dvdmedia.ign.com
 
2014-08-18 02:40:36 PM  
Sure, when a GUY does it... but if a woman did that we'd call her a slut.
 
2014-08-18 02:41:27 PM  
Appearing in a Serbian news account, this is a warning to all Croatians that you may be disappointed in the size of Beograd penises if you brave the four-hour wait at the border.
 
2014-08-18 02:42:36 PM  
More honest than a "gun collector."
 
2014-08-18 02:43:05 PM  
Is a group of penises like, a gaggle of penises? Or a flock?
 
2014-08-18 02:43:49 PM  

Somaticasual: Oh sure, you cut off one penis and it's a "sex reassignment surgery". You cut off 10, and suddenly it's "you monster" this and "whered you get that meat cleaver" that....


Why just throw away a perfectly good penis? Besides, they didn't need them anymore anyway...being dead and all that.
 
2014-08-18 02:44:20 PM  
Cockwomble
 
2014-08-18 02:44:54 PM  
W * T * F ????????
 
2014-08-18 02:46:27 PM  

CleanAndPure: Cockwomble


No joke is funny if you have to explain it but " cockwomble" is a common British insult.

Wombles is an old kids show about creatures that clean up rubbish and recycle things.


The man should be known as the cockwomble
 
2014-08-18 02:50:49 PM  
This is nuts ! What a dick move. He really should get the shaft.
 
2014-08-18 02:52:03 PM  
www.banderasnews.com
 
2014-08-18 03:09:08 PM  
If he throws one at someone is it assault with a dead weapon?
 
2014-08-18 03:13:31 PM  
I drove through Slav Brod on my way to Bosnia in 1996 for the NATO mission!
 
2014-08-18 03:19:06 PM  
is this a machismo thing?  then fine.  your cocks are massive.  i am in awe of your huge cocks.
 
2014-08-18 03:25:55 PM  
At $17 apiece they add up pretty quickly.
 
2014-08-18 03:32:38 PM  

Combustion: Is a group of penises like, a gaggle of penises? Or a flock?


A pride?
 
2014-08-18 03:33:12 PM  
"Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick."


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-18 03:38:44 PM  
He was clearly framed by Your Mom
 
2014-08-18 03:50:12 PM  
Mr. Brown: .........It's all about this cooze who's a regular fark machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?

Mr. White: A lot.
 
2014-08-18 04:00:14 PM  

HighlanderRPI: [www.banderasnews.com image 330x208]


If that's where I think it is, then thanks for stealing my thunder....

http://phallus.is/en/
NSFW.
 
2014-08-18 04:02:15 PM  

upload.wikimedia.org

Ed Gein Peen?

 
2014-08-18 04:03:24 PM  
The stuff of nightmares, that is.
 
2014-08-18 04:05:54 PM  
This guy was doing it wrong. In the USA, doctors have found it much more profitable to harvest penile tissue from living patients and resell it as skin grafts with a high street value. It's a perfect crime. The only one who's been busted for it was a guy stealing the end product earlier this year.
 
2014-08-18 04:29:33 PM  

Combustion: Is a group of penises like, a gaggle of penises? Or a flock?


Either a Gargle, or a Eabod.
 
2014-08-18 04:34:38 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: Combustion: Is a group of penises like, a gaggle of penises? Or a flock?

Either a Gargle, or a Eabod.


A bowl.
 
2014-08-18 04:36:12 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Optimal_Illusion: Combustion: Is a group of penises like, a gaggle of penises? Or a flock?

Either a Gargle, or a Eabod.

A bowl bag.

ftfm
 
2014-08-18 04:38:06 PM  
It's probably an acquired taste like gator jerky.
 
2014-08-18 04:41:10 PM  

Combustion: Is a group of penises like, a gaggle of penises? Or a flock?


According to  http://www.amazon.com/Crash-Rhinoceroses-Dictionary-Collective-Nouns/ d p/1559210966 the proper collective noun is a clutch of penises, apparently.

However, I prefer to refer to them as a congress.
 
2014-08-18 04:47:28 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Have you ever wondered if after getting a lopitoffectomy do they ever have the penis plasticized and use it on themselves as a dildo?  These are the kinds of questions I wish I could have asked George Carlin.  He would have loved running with that.


I knew a guy who became a girl and she told me that he donated the organ to a female who wanted to become a male. I hope I got all that gender terminology correct.

I am left wonder what this guy was doing with a bunch of dicks. I am finding it hard to think of anything he could have been using them for or any mental desire.
 
2014-08-18 04:49:34 PM  

wellreadneck: Combustion: Is a group of penises like, a gaggle of penises? Or a flock?

A pride?


A murder.
 
2014-08-18 04:58:42 PM  

silverjets: W * T * F ????????


Making them into necklaces for Danny McBride?
 
2014-08-18 05:06:16 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: Combustion: Is a group of penises like, a gaggle of penises? Or a flock?

Either a Gargle, or a Eabod.


The eabod is used for trading on the commodities market.
 
2014-08-18 05:33:22 PM  
I dunno why folks are upset.

Personally when I pass on, I'd like to know that mine will end up inside someplace wet.

/Quite a change from its current status
 
2014-08-18 05:56:00 PM  

Zasteva: Sure, when a GUY does it... but if a woman did that we'd call her a slut.


ummmmm, i thought we are not supposed to use that work anymore...
 
2014-08-18 06:05:31 PM  

Wolfmanjames: HighlanderRPI: [www.banderasnews.com image 330x208]

If that's where I think it is, then thanks for stealing my thunder....

http://phallus.is/en/
NSFW.


Do the museum guides accept tips?
 
2014-08-18 06:23:10 PM  

Profedius: I knew a guy who became a girl and she told me that he donated the organ to a female who wanted to become a male. I hope I got all that gender terminology correct


The medical term is "addadicktome".
 
2014-08-18 06:29:38 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Zasteva: Sure, when a GUY does it... but if a woman did that we'd call her a slut.

ummmmm, i thought we are not supposed to use that work anymore...


True. Is this was a female doctor , would we be able to have tw*t in the headline?

Woman abused position as hospital nurse to amass large collection of human uteruses taken from bodies of dead patients. What a tw*t   (jezebel.com)
 
2014-08-18 06:36:35 PM  

robocopy: Optimal_Illusion: Combustion: Is a group of penises like, a gaggle of penises? Or a flock?

Either a Gargle, or a Eabod.

The eabod is used for trading on the commodities market.


That explains much about wall street
 
2014-08-18 07:03:49 PM  

Profedius: Smeggy Smurf: Have you ever wondered if after getting a lopitoffectomy do they ever have the penis plasticized and use it on themselves as a dildo?  These are the kinds of questions I wish I could have asked George Carlin.  He would have loved running with that.

I knew a guy who became a girl and she told me that he donated the organ to a female who wanted to become a male. I hope I got all that gender terminology correct.

I am left wonder what this guy was doing with a bunch of dicks. I am finding it hard to think of anything he could have been using them for or any mental desire.


I think this might be BS. I'm almost positive that during a M-F reassignment, they use the tissue to make the new vagina.
 
2014-08-18 07:26:39 PM  
So we're surprised a guy known as the penis collector had jars of dicks?
 
2014-08-18 07:45:35 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-18 08:39:58 PM  
Was he having them mounted to a wall for climbing? And if so, does he also sniff candles?

th08.deviantart.net
 
2014-08-18 08:44:36 PM  

Profedius: Smeggy Smurf: Have you ever wondered if after getting a lopitoffectomy do they ever have the penis plasticized and use it on themselves as a dildo?  These are the kinds of questions I wish I could have asked George Carlin.  He would have loved running with that.

I knew a guy who became a girl and she told me that he donated the organ to a female who wanted to become a male. I hope I got all that gender terminology correct.

I am left wonder what this guy was doing with a bunch of dicks. I am finding it hard to think of anything he could have been using them for or any mental desire.


Buiding a dick ship to return to dick planet.  Don't ask me why.  I was simply hired for a job.

content9.flixster.com
 
2014-08-18 10:06:18 PM  

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 250x144]


this looks like misogyny to me.
 
2014-08-18 10:31:08 PM  
We knew daddy was very ill, but I thought he might pull through after overhearing the  nurse tell him he had a healthy looking penis.
 
2014-08-18 10:40:59 PM  
His career has been circumsized.
 
2014-08-18 11:25:51 PM  
You don't think he was... Dicking around do you?
 
2014-08-18 11:38:46 PM  
this thread useless without pricks?
 
2014-08-19 12:02:03 AM  

poison_amy: Profedius: Smeggy Smurf: Have you ever wondered if after getting a lopitoffectomy do they ever have the penis plasticized and use it on themselves as a dildo?  These are the kinds of questions I wish I could have asked George Carlin.  He would have loved running with that.

I knew a guy who became a girl and she told me that he donated the organ to a female who wanted to become a male. I hope I got all that gender terminology correct.

I am left wonder what this guy was doing with a bunch of dicks. I am finding it hard to think of anything he could have been using them for or any mental desire.

I think this might be BS. I'm almost positive that during a M-F reassignment, they use the tissue to make the new vagina.


1. A transformer would never lie to you. They are well-grounded, honest, sensible people.

2. It's pretty easy to just stitch a fully-functional penis right on top of the old vajingo. Like a cover on a manhole. No hormones, no nothing.
 
2014-08-19 05:15:45 AM  
Prepare to harvest the lower horn.

media.steampowered.com
 
2014-08-19 09:51:23 AM  

poison_amy: Profedius: Smeggy Smurf: Have you ever wondered if after getting a lopitoffectomy do they ever have the penis plasticized and use it on themselves as a dildo?  These are the kinds of questions I wish I could have asked George Carlin.  He would have loved running with that.

I knew a guy who became a girl and she told me that he donated the organ to a female who wanted to become a male. I hope I got all that gender terminology correct.

I am left wonder what this guy was doing with a bunch of dicks. I am finding it hard to think of anything he could have been using them for or any mental desire.

I think this might be BS. I'm almost positive that during a M-F reassignment, they use the tissue to make the new vagina.


I am pretty sure you are right, well I know you are. I watched the M-F surgery last night and they do use the penis.
 
2014-08-19 03:42:19 PM  
image.bayimg.com

www.spin.com
 
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