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(Gawker)   Man abused position as hospital nurse to amass large collection of human penises taken from bodies of dead patients. What a dick   (gawker.com) divider line 87
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2014-08-18 11:47:34 AM
You can't just go running around ripping off other people's dicks, to make a giant dick ship
 
2014-08-18 12:00:22 PM
What the shiat am I looking at? Tell me that's a pickle jar.
 
2014-08-18 12:16:05 PM
You want a cock? I can get you a cock, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Hell, I can get you a cock by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with foreskin. These farking amateurs...
 
2014-08-18 12:19:16 PM
Who among us hasn't looked down while pushing a gurney down to the morgue and thought "you won't be need that?"
 
2014-08-18 12:20:02 PM
If you ever go to a party at this guy's place, stay away from the cocktail wieners.
 
2014-08-18 12:28:08 PM
He'd already eaten most of them.
 
2014-08-18 12:32:41 PM

James!: He'd already eaten most of them.


No, only a bag.
 
2014-08-18 12:33:03 PM
A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector" has been arrested for allegedly abusing his position as a hospital nurse to amass a large collection of human dicks

For more information on the large collection of human dicks, please visit  https://beta.congress.gov/members
 
2014-08-18 01:10:56 PM
If this guy ever says that you should EABOD, it might not be just an insult--it might be an offer.
 
2014-08-18 01:19:54 PM
 
2014-08-18 01:45:28 PM
mojoimage.com
 
2014-08-18 02:01:10 PM
Pickle Incident II: The Croatian De-penising Affair (Special Collector's Edition)
 
2014-08-18 02:26:46 PM
So what'd you use the dicks for?
I made these.
You made wallets?
Nope suitcases. Here, rub it.
 
2014-08-18 02:27:19 PM

I_Am_Weasel: A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector"


That's the best name they could come up with? WTF
 
2014-08-18 02:28:38 PM

Headso: I_Am_Weasel: A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector"

That's the best name they could come up with? WTF


Maybe it's funnier in Croatian
 
2014-08-18 02:28:47 PM

Headso: I_Am_Weasel: A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector"

That's the best name they could come up with? WTF


Shall Fark rename him?
 
2014-08-18 02:28:51 PM

UncleDirtNap: So what'd you use the dicks for?
I made these.
You made wallets?
Nope suitcases. Here, rub it.


Well...more of a carry on bag really.
 
2014-08-18 02:28:54 PM

cretinbob: You can't just go running around ripping off other people's dicks, to make a giant dick ship


Are you saying I don't know dick?
 
2014-08-18 02:29:05 PM
That takes a lot of balls.
 
2014-08-18 02:29:43 PM

Prevailing Wind: UncleDirtNap: So what'd you use the dicks for?
I made these.
You made wallets?
Nope suitcases. Here, rub it.

Well...more of a carry on bag really.


Only the light tan ones.
 
2014-08-18 02:29:49 PM
scene7.samsclub.com

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
2014-08-18 02:30:25 PM
Oh sure, you cut off one penis and it's a "sex reassignment surgery". You cut off 10, and suddenly it's "you monster" this and "whered you get that meat cleaver" that....
 
2014-08-18 02:30:36 PM
This is the only think I think of when I think of penis and Croatia:

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-18 02:30:40 PM
I wonder if he ever used them as action figures and made them fight.
 
2014-08-18 02:30:41 PM
What a Jack.....ermmm... off
 
2014-08-18 02:30:59 PM
Was he trying to make luggage from a wallet?
 
2014-08-18 02:31:08 PM
Well, to be fair, it's not like they were going to be using them or anything.
 
2014-08-18 02:31:51 PM
i hope that one day when i pass my penis can go on to live forever

in a jar

but i'd want my own jar

no gay stuff
 
2014-08-18 02:33:03 PM
Have you ever wondered if after getting a lopitoffectomy do they ever have the penis plasticized and use it on themselves as a dildo?  These are the kinds of questions I wish I could have asked George Carlin.  He would have loved running with that.
 
2014-08-18 02:33:24 PM

Satanic_Hamster: I wonder if he ever used them as action figures and made them fight.


cock fight with the kung fu grip

though i think the original package has lost some resale value
 
2014-08-18 02:34:25 PM
"You need to relax.", They told him.
"Get a hobby.", They said.
"Maybe a collection."
Now who's laughing.
 
2014-08-18 02:37:17 PM

bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

 
2014-08-18 02:37:22 PM
He picked a peck of pickled penis.
 
2014-08-18 02:38:24 PM
I'm sure he'll ask the judge for a stiff sentence. Wood not the hospital have kept a closer eye on this member of their team? I bet they have a limp excuse.
 
2014-08-18 02:38:29 PM
what tipped them off?
 
2014-08-18 02:38:39 PM

cretinbob: You can't just go running around ripping off other people's dicks, to make a giant dick ship


dvdmedia.ign.com
 
2014-08-18 02:40:36 PM
Sure, when a GUY does it... but if a woman did that we'd call her a slut.
 
2014-08-18 02:41:27 PM
Appearing in a Serbian news account, this is a warning to all Croatians that you may be disappointed in the size of Beograd penises if you brave the four-hour wait at the border.
 
2014-08-18 02:42:36 PM
More honest than a "gun collector."
 
2014-08-18 02:43:05 PM
Is a group of penises like, a gaggle of penises? Or a flock?
 
2014-08-18 02:43:49 PM

Somaticasual: Oh sure, you cut off one penis and it's a "sex reassignment surgery". You cut off 10, and suddenly it's "you monster" this and "whered you get that meat cleaver" that....


Why just throw away a perfectly good penis? Besides, they didn't need them anymore anyway...being dead and all that.
 
2014-08-18 02:44:20 PM
Cockwomble
 
2014-08-18 02:44:54 PM
W * T * F ????????
 
2014-08-18 02:46:27 PM

CleanAndPure: Cockwomble


No joke is funny if you have to explain it but " cockwomble" is a common British insult.

Wombles is an old kids show about creatures that clean up rubbish and recycle things.


The man should be known as the cockwomble
 
2014-08-18 02:50:49 PM
This is nuts ! What a dick move. He really should get the shaft.
 
2014-08-18 02:52:03 PM
www.banderasnews.com
 
2014-08-18 03:09:08 PM
If he throws one at someone is it assault with a dead weapon?
 
2014-08-18 03:13:31 PM
I drove through Slav Brod on my way to Bosnia in 1996 for the NATO mission!
 
2014-08-18 03:19:06 PM
is this a machismo thing?  then fine.  your cocks are massive.  i am in awe of your huge cocks.
 
2014-08-18 03:25:55 PM
At $17 apiece they add up pretty quickly.
 
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