James!: He'd already eaten most of them.
I_Am_Weasel: A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector"
Headso: I_Am_Weasel: A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector"That's the best name they could come up with? WTF
UncleDirtNap: So what'd you use the dicks for?I made these.You made wallets?Nope suitcases. Here, rub it.
cretinbob: You can't just go running around ripping off other people's dicks, to make a giant dick ship
Prevailing Wind: UncleDirtNap: So what'd you use the dicks for?I made these.You made wallets?Nope suitcases. Here, rub it.Well...more of a carry on bag really.
Satanic_Hamster: I wonder if he ever used them as action figures and made them fight.
Somaticasual: Oh sure, you cut off one penis and it's a "sex reassignment surgery". You cut off 10, and suddenly it's "you monster" this and "whered you get that meat cleaver" that....
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