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(SFGate)   If you're the person who dropped off 100 tuxedo cats, the animal shelter would like to have a word with you about getting pets fixed   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 58
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2014-08-18 12:02:37 PM  

That's not a tuxedo cat


this is a tuxedo cat




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2014-08-18 01:42:28 PM  
And this is a tuxedo rat...

mojoimage.com
 
2014-08-18 02:12:56 PM  
If they can produce 100 cats while broken, I don't even want to know how many they'll produce when they're fixed.
 
2014-08-18 02:13:07 PM  
www.animalsgallery.com

Tuxedo bird
 
2014-08-18 02:13:36 PM  
That's a lot of pussy.
 
2014-08-18 02:13:53 PM  
 
2014-08-18 02:14:48 PM  

child_god: That's a lot of pussy.


Sylvester's been busy, obviously.
 
2014-08-18 02:15:44 PM  
People who don't get their pets spade or neutered are idiots and should not own pets.
 
2014-08-18 02:15:48 PM  
That was just his wedding rental inventory. The season is over.
 
2014-08-18 02:15:54 PM  
That must have been one fancy shindig.

Wait until he starts dropping off the torties in ballgowns.
 
2014-08-18 02:16:31 PM  

cretinbob: That's not a tuxedo cat
this is a tuxedo cat


[farm7.staticflickr.com image 500x332]


That is Kitty porn.
 
2014-08-18 02:17:23 PM  
heads all attached?
 
2014-08-18 02:17:46 PM  

www.polyvore.com


RIP Tuxedo Mask

 
2014-08-18 02:18:05 PM  
At least it was the full cat(s).
 
2014-08-18 02:18:26 PM  
I read that as "tuxedoed cats" and expected a much more entertaining story.
 
2014-08-18 02:18:35 PM  

Buttknuckle: People who don't get their pets spade or neutered are idiots and should not own pets.


It's not necessary with barn kitties on large properties. Nature will strike a balance quickly enough without intervention.
 
2014-08-18 02:18:53 PM  
What is this caturday for monday?  Can we have a Cunday tag?
 
2014-08-18 02:19:02 PM  

Buttknuckle: People who don't get their pets spade or neutered are idiots and should not own pets.


Castrated. or spayed.

And yeah, I agree. (Which may be only because I'm allergic as hell, ymmv.)
 
2014-08-18 02:19:33 PM  

Buttknuckle: People who don't get their pets spade or neutered are idiots and should not own pets.


http://www.cartoonistgroup.com/properties/outland/art_images/cg53227 47 652e7f.jpg
 
2014-08-18 02:19:41 PM  

TheGogmagog: What is this caturday for monday?  Can we have a Cunday tag?


That.... doesn't work.
 
2014-08-18 02:25:56 PM  

mama2tnt: Buttknuckle: People who don't get their pets spade or neutered are idiots and should not own pets.

Castrated. or spayed.

And yeah, I agree. (Which may be only because I'm allergic as hell, ymmv.)



No, spade.

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2014-08-18 02:28:55 PM  
but if we have Sam Spade we'll never have any kittens
 
2014-08-18 02:29:50 PM  

Thingster: I read that as "tuxedoed cats" and expected a much more entertaining story.


TFA didn't think to provide us with pictures of what either tuxedo cats OR boxes look like, so this is the story I'm choosing to believe happened.
 
2014-08-18 02:31:29 PM  
Putting on the ritz.
 
2014-08-18 02:33:10 PM  
The article quickly shattered my mental image of 100 cats in little tuxedos, and I leave disappointed.
 
2014-08-18 02:36:39 PM  
what a worthless person.  it takes a sickening level of selfish, lazy idiocy to be oblivious to the drain on a shelters resources- which are never enough as it is- nevermind the welfare of all those kittens who have nowhere to go.  i hope even this piece of crap's own family hates his stupid life.
 
2014-08-18 02:39:07 PM  
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2014-08-18 02:42:42 PM  
THIS is a tuxedo cat!

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-18 02:51:41 PM  
dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2014-08-18 02:59:29 PM  
Is tired of your shenanigans:
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2014-08-18 03:14:52 PM  
At least they all appeared to be in good condition.

/I have had a weakness for tuxedo cats
//but my Spidey and my Chess and my Sharkey are all gone now
 
2014-08-18 03:33:27 PM  
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Those poor kitties.  I hope they find a good home, Tuxedo Cats are adorable!

/Kira, age 6
//She's not a morning person
 
2014-08-18 03:40:24 PM  

The Southern Logic Company: [i.imgur.com image 850x479]

Those poor kitties.  I hope they find a good home, Tuxedo Cats are adorable!

/Kira, age 6
//She's not a morning person


Love her Charlie Chaplin moustache!
 
2014-08-18 03:47:50 PM  
To the person who dropped off the tuxedo cats:  Really, we have enough now.  What we would like is about nine dozen cat tuxedos for the other toms  for the big Fall Formal coming up in about a month.  All colors and styles are welcome, though shirts that are too ruffle-y tend to wear out fast, and kibble gets lost in there.
 
2014-08-18 03:57:49 PM  

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: THIS is a tuxedo cat!

[img.fark.net image 850x637]


His kind, selling their lies all over Cheron.
Let this be your last litterbox.
 
2014-08-18 04:01:29 PM  
Not amused.

i1181.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-18 04:45:10 PM  

TheGogmagog: What is this caturday for monday?  Can we have a Cunday tag?


That tag is for a different kind of pus^H^H^Hkitty.
 
2014-08-18 04:46:26 PM  
Meanwhile, the father and his newfound wealth and free time:
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2014-08-18 04:49:55 PM  
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not impressed.
 
2014-08-18 04:57:12 PM  
img.fark.net

Left side white markings to balance out the right side markings above.
 
2014-08-18 04:58:41 PM  
Somebody please kill this asshole.
 
2014-08-18 05:01:34 PM  

Buttknuckle: People who don't get their pets spade or neutered are idiots and should not own pets.


Spayed, moran.

/I keed
 
2014-08-18 05:34:50 PM  
Tuxedo beetle
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2014-08-18 05:43:20 PM  
Absolutely terrible, according to the local shelter Tuxedo's are really hard to get rid of, they're not a very popular breed.
 
2014-08-18 06:02:01 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
not amused.
 
2014-08-18 06:17:51 PM  
i12.photobucket.com
Noah likes to dress up to spend time on Calculus.
 
2014-08-18 06:24:16 PM  
img360.imageshack.us

Shocked I tell you
 
2014-08-18 07:20:32 PM  
I don't understand why this is such a problem for them.  First time, maybe.  But after the second or third time, didn't it occur to them to put a camera or two on the area that takes a good enough image to record the license plate?  Give the plate to the police with evidence of dumping the animals, police go have a talk and write up a report which contains the person's name/address, shelter requests copy of report, done and done.

Also, that's not a goddamn tuxedo cat.   This is a goddamn tuxedo cat:

thegraphicsfairy.com
 
2014-08-18 08:02:36 PM  
Something tells me a certain song needs to be put on a continuous loop for the tux cat lady...assuming these are all her cats to begin with.  (And yes, with over 100 tux cats, and ONLY tux cats, one has to start thinking of a possibility that the woman is mentally ill and may be catnapping tux cats.  Article doesn't mention tux cat ages, for one...)
 
2014-08-18 08:11:25 PM  
Smeggy Smurf:It's not necessary with barn kitties on large properties. Nature will strike a balance quickly enough without intervention.

I respectfully disagree. Cats are very efficient predators (they're very difficult to naturally eradicate, even by other predators) and will continue to breed regardless of family ties, even if all the other males from past litters are run off. Only thing that stops them is consistent culling, either through sterilization or a continuous (and often emotionally exhausting) effort of euthanizing (or "killing," as the case would be here) litter after litter of kittens.
 
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