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2014-08-18 12:27:56 PM  
Aww, I was hoping for every death of Quentin Tarantino. Slightly disappointed.
 
2014-08-18 01:07:00 PM  
So is there a list of every foot fetish scene? Cause that would probably beat the death scenes by a good 15 minutes.
 
2014-08-18 01:48:33 PM  
Every reason why I'll never watch a Tarantino movie in under five minutes
 
2014-08-18 01:57:00 PM  
Didn't Tarantino make a vampire movie as well?
 
2014-08-18 02:00:27 PM  

pup.socket: Didn't Tarantino make a vampire movie as well?


He wrote From Dusk till Dawn,Robert Rodriguez directed it.
 
2014-08-18 02:08:50 PM  

Mugato: pup.socket: Didn't Tarantino make a vampire movie as well?

He wrote From Dusk till Dawn,Robert Rodriguez directed it.


Ah, I see. I thought it was his because he was in it.
 
2014-08-18 02:17:18 PM  
Oh, uh...sounds fascinating, but no thanks.
 
2014-08-18 04:02:01 PM  
He's made 6 movies that are roughly 2 hours long, so that's approximately 12 hours of movie time. And in those 12 hours there are only five minutes of someone dying. It's interesting because he is accused of making violent movies. This accusation is now debunked. There's probably more death and violence in Guardians of the Galaxy than in all of Tarantino's movies combined.
 
2014-08-18 04:53:53 PM  
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2014-08-18 06:07:49 PM  

Jingle Strangle: He's made 6 movies that are roughly 2 hours long, so that's approximately 12 hours of movie time. And in those 12 hours there are only five minutes of someone dying. It's interesting because he is accused of making violent movies. This accusation is now debunked. There's probably more death and violence in Guardians of the Galaxy than in all of Tarantino's movies combined.


Well I think the geysers of blood and severed limbs and general apathy to human suffering in Tarantino movies makes quality > quantity in the violence dept.

/loves Tarantino
//except Death Proof
///and maybe Inglorious Basterds
////okay, loves 1990s Tarantino
 
2014-08-18 07:46:15 PM  
Im sure I could sit through 5 minutes of his foot fetish...several times.
 
2014-08-18 08:33:06 PM  
That was a lot more boring than I expected
 
2014-08-18 11:09:36 PM  

Jingle Strangle: He's made 6 movies that are roughly 2 hours long, so that's approximately 12 hours of movie time. And in those 12 hours there are only five minutes of someone dying. It's interesting because he is accused of making violent movies. This accusation is now debunked. There's probably more death and violence in Guardians of the Galaxy than in all of Tarantino's movies combined.


Must have been impressive editing to cut down the deaths of all the Crazy 88s to less than 5 minutes by itself.
 
2014-08-19 08:38:07 AM  

Mugato: pup.socket: Didn't Tarantino make a vampire movie as well?

He wrote From Dusk till Dawn,Robert Rodriguez directed it.


I loved that movie,

I agree with Tarantino - you don't even know it's some sort of horror flick until it's halfway through.

Make more movies like that, dammit!
 
2014-08-19 10:44:25 AM  

gfid: Mugato: pup.socket: Didn't Tarantino make a vampire movie as well?

He wrote From Dusk till Dawn,Robert Rodriguez directed it.

I loved that movie,

I agree with Tarantino - you don't even know it's some sort of horror flick until it's halfway through.

Make more movies like that, dammit!


They gave away the vampire thing in the marketing. If I didn't know it was a vampire flick going in, it would have been a hundred times better. Still a great movie.
 
2014-08-19 11:11:58 AM  

Mugato: gfid: Mugato: pup.socket: Didn't Tarantino make a vampire movie as well?

He wrote From Dusk till Dawn,Robert Rodriguez directed it.

I loved that movie,

I agree with Tarantino - you don't even know it's some sort of horror flick until it's halfway through.

Make more movies like that, dammit!

They gave away the vampire thing in the marketing. If I didn't know it was a vampire flick going in, it would have been a hundred times better. Still a great movie.


I walked into that movie on a date where we were late for another movie we had wanted to see. We checked the title, saw it was Tarantino and were shocked when the crime caper took a swerve. It WAS glorious.
 
2014-08-19 02:06:25 PM  
I still cant believe he was banging Mira Sorvino.  He is ugly as sin and she was a major babe and she was devastated when HE dumped HER.  What bizarro-world does that happen in?  Damn.  (yes, im already guessing any number of responses to that open-ended question.  newsflash, it's rhetorical.)
 
2014-08-19 10:01:13 PM  

The Flexecutioner: I still cant believe he was banging Mira Sorvino.  He is ugly as sin and she was a major babe and she was devastated when HE dumped HER.  What bizarro-world does that happen in?  Damn.


That is bizarre indeed. Didn't know those 2 factoids.
 
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