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(International Business Times)   A bag full of cat heads has been found next to a road full of Indian restaurants. Worryingly, we don't know where the rest of the cat went. Or do we?   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 91
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2014-08-18 08:57:17 AM
complaints about fly-tipping in the Ruhsolme area.

fly-tipping? Dammit Brits, speak English.
 
2014-08-18 09:30:29 AM
A bagful of cat heads?? Who does that?

It's completely nonsensical.  The head is the tastiest part of the cat, and here this guy is just throwing them away.
 
2014-08-18 09:47:00 AM
Here curry, curry, curry
 
2014-08-18 10:09:38 AM

abhorrent1: complaints about fly-tipping in the Ruhsolme area.

fly-tipping? Dammit Brits, speak English.


I would have thought with their 6 legs and low center of gravity, that would be nearly impossible.
 
2014-08-18 10:11:17 AM

MrBallou: abhorrent1: complaints about fly-tipping in the Ruhsolme area.

fly-tipping? Dammit Brits, speak English.

I would have thought with their 6 legs and low center of gravity, that would be nearly impossible.


Even the goddamned flies expect 15%
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-18 10:26:02 AM
Cat heads, cat heads, roly-poly cat heads. Cat heads, cat heads, eat them up. Yum!
 
2014-08-18 11:02:26 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: abhorrent1: complaints about fly-tipping in the Ruhsolme area.

fly-tipping? Dammit Brits, speak English.

I would have thought with their 6 legs and low center of gravity, that would be nearly impossible.

Even the goddamned flies expect 15%


Well, they do deliver your disease and filth quickly, but when they just hover around the table constantly, I'm actually inclined to tip less.
 
2014-08-18 12:04:16 PM
Oh, we KNOW where they went. We surely do, uh-huh...


kitty-cat heaven?
 
2014-08-18 12:19:42 PM
cat heads
cat heads
roly poly cat heads
eat em up
yum
 
2014-08-18 12:21:17 PM
what's wrong with cathead's?

http://www.food.com/recipe/cathead-biscuits-257924

ohhh......yeah, nevermind
 
2014-08-18 12:21:45 PM

MrBallou: MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: abhorrent1: complaints about fly-tipping in the Ruhsolme area.

fly-tipping? Dammit Brits, speak English.

I would have thought with their 6 legs and low center of gravity, that would be nearly impossible.

Even the goddamned flies expect 15%

Well, they do deliver your disease and filth quickly, but when they just hover around the table constantly, I'm actually inclined to tip less.


Perhaps if you offered them some advice on how better to earn their dues...
 
2014-08-18 12:21:50 PM
already working on avenging his fallen brothers and bringing this sick fark down:

www.boxwapper.info
 
2014-08-18 12:22:11 PM
Sounds like we need a map of the cat.  Get Feynman in here.
 
2014-08-18 12:22:42 PM

unyon: A bagful of cat heads?? Who does that?

It's completely nonsensical.  The head is the tastiest part of the cat, and here this guy is just throwing them away.


They do make a nice stock.

/simmer down
 
2014-08-18 12:23:30 PM

unyon: A bagful of cat heads?? Who does that?

It's completely nonsensical.  The head is the tastiest part of the cat, and here this guy is just throwing them away.


application.denofgeek.com
 
2014-08-18 12:24:28 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Here curry, curry, curry


edge.liveleak.com
 
2014-08-18 12:24:49 PM
Meh. Less cats is fine by me.
 
2014-08-18 12:25:28 PM
Cat-bowling is much easier without the rest of the cat.

/then it just becomes "cat tossing" which is not a euphemism, sicko
 
2014-08-18 12:25:57 PM
How is cutting the heads off cats "animal cruelty"? I thought beheading was one of the least cruel ways to kill something? Were they just poorly lopped off or something? Evidence that it took multiple swings?
 
2014-08-18 12:26:32 PM
So THAT'S where I left them
 
2014-08-18 12:26:48 PM
what's that in the road, cat heads?
 
2014-08-18 12:26:54 PM

unyon: A bagful of cat heads?? Who does that?

It's completely nonsensical.  The head is the tastiest part of the cat, and here this guy is just throwing them away.


A future serial killer lacking the keep/eat what you kill commitment?
 
2014-08-18 12:27:34 PM
Managed to escape

cdn.ymaservices.com
 
2014-08-18 12:27:39 PM
responding to complaints about fly-tipping in the Ruhsolme area.

I have heard of cow tipping, but I would think you would have to be a goddamn ninja to sneak up and knock over a fly.
 
2014-08-18 12:28:44 PM
img.fark.net

/obilg
 
2014-08-18 12:30:17 PM
What a street of cat heads may look like:

www.americansinfrance.net
 
2014-08-18 12:30:24 PM
Well, I do think fly tipping would take less effort than cow tipping. Now I'm going to take a nap.
 
2014-08-18 12:30:47 PM
modelshipworld.com
Looks like the work of a disgruntled shipwright.
 
2014-08-18 12:31:02 PM
Meow mix, indeed.
 
2014-08-18 12:31:22 PM
they were building a catheadral
 
2014-08-18 12:32:24 PM
Someone is feline deranged out there.
 
2014-08-18 12:32:49 PM

Empty H: Meh. Less cats is fine by me.


This is Fark. GTFO!
 
2014-08-18 12:32:57 PM

ZAZ: Cat heads, cat heads, roly-poly cat heads. Cat heads, cat heads, eat them up. Yum!


Beat me to it.


* shakes tiny fist *
 
2014-08-18 12:33:40 PM
Police suspect it was the work of racists, or possibly the Wong Family who own three restaurants in the next street over and are known to have a long-running feud with the Indian Restaurant District.
 
2014-08-18 12:34:41 PM
Did you ever think when you eat Chinese,
It aint pork or chicken but a fat siamese

Yet the food tastes great, so you dont complain.
But thats not chicken in your chicken chow mein.

Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfields on my fork.
Hes purrin here on my fork.

Theres a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and youll never know,
Once they wrap it up in dough, boy.
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
Theres two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or two,
When I swear I heard it mew, boy.
And that is when I knew,

Theres a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin there at noon.
They say that its beef or fish or pork
But its purrin there on my fork.
Theres a hair-ball on my fork
 
2014-08-18 12:35:17 PM

unyon: A bagful of cat heads?? Who does that?

It's completely nonsensical.  The head is the tastiest part of the cat, and here this guy is just throwing them away.


That's why I always save them for last. After eating some pussy, I get head.
 
2014-08-18 12:37:32 PM
I do like some cat head biscuits.
i273.photobucket.com

also I wouldnt mind some head from this Kat
i237.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-18 12:38:18 PM
Cat cheeks are the best part.
 
2014-08-18 12:38:46 PM
This sounds like something my father in law would do.

//Never met him, he's crazier than a shiathouse rat
 
2014-08-18 12:39:11 PM
You know, there is more than one way to skin those.
 
2014-08-18 12:39:21 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Here curry, curry, curry


That joke is one hundred feet too long.
 
2014-08-18 12:39:43 PM
c1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-18 12:39:52 PM
Honey, that wasn't what I meant when I said I needed more head or I was leaving you.
 
2014-08-18 12:40:35 PM
The cats reincarnated, duh. They're probably dogs or goats or something now.
 
2014-08-18 12:40:37 PM
What kind of pussy would do such a thing?
 
2014-08-18 12:41:46 PM

fappomatic: Managed to escape

[cdn.ymaservices.com image 460x300]





Heil Catler?

img.fark.net

 
2014-08-18 12:41:56 PM

monoski: What kind of pussy would do such a thing?


I hope he is feline pretty bad about his actions now.
 
2014-08-18 12:42:05 PM
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-18 12:42:06 PM
Steve into did it!
 
2014-08-18 12:43:39 PM
tobyallensequential.files.wordpress.com
 
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