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(National Post)   German man who looks like Satan himself, implanted horns and all, is shocked... shocked I tell you that he was denied entry into Dubai   (news.nationalpost.com) divider line 152
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2014-08-18 09:48:59 AM
Because no one in Dubai is superstitious.

Writing's on the wall.
 
2014-08-18 10:19:46 AM
The club opened in 2011 and promises a little bit of everything: "Stilt walkers, midgets, contortionists, tattooed dancers, jugglers, drummers ... magicians and fire eaters,"

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-18 11:21:51 AM
I bet he sets off the metal detectors at the airport.
 
2014-08-18 11:23:19 AM
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2014-08-18 11:24:18 AM
Which one's Rolf? The one with all the shiat in his face?
 
2014-08-18 11:24:36 AM
The neck tats.

That's what did it.
 
2014-08-18 11:25:10 AM
But I thought Obama is Satan. That's what people on the internet tell me all the time.
 
2014-08-18 11:25:30 AM
That picture ... wow.

Do what you want, live and let live and all that, but holy bananas, a little personal hygiene!

How many inflamed, irritated, potentially infected areas do you want to sport while traveling internationally?
 
2014-08-18 11:26:02 AM

cgraves67: I bet he sets off the metal detectors at the airport.


Can't have the likes of Metallica or Black Sabbath in a place like that.
 
2014-08-18 11:26:08 AM
Why the fark would you want to go to that middle eastern shiathole, anyway?
 
2014-08-18 11:27:04 AM
why would he want to go there? they would burn him at the stake for being a sorcerer.
 
2014-08-18 11:27:23 AM
"Buchholz has a record 453 piercings, many of them on his face and genitals"

Having a pee must be quite the adventure for him.
 
2014-08-18 11:27:40 AM
That man has a lot of cranial accessories, and gets filed under "trying to hard".
 
2014-08-18 11:28:52 AM
Lets see.  Denied entrance to Dubai.... "I'm never coming back to Dubai"

I don't think the government of Dubai cares that he's never coming back.  Unless his net worth has a lot more 0s on the end that I think it does they don't really care about him or anybody.
 
2014-08-18 11:28:59 AM
Just trying to imagine how that face would look if he ever caught Ebola. It would look like a facial, bloody Niagra Falls.
 
2014-08-18 11:29:03 AM
Even without all that shiat on his face he'd still be a bad enough looking person for me to hope he gets denied entry to whatever country i'm in at the time.

Ugly people who try to hide it with this crap, or distinguish themselves in other ways to draw attention away from the ugliness are the worst. Why can't we just put them all on an island somewhere?
 
2014-08-18 11:29:38 AM
Give the man a tetanus shot.
 
2014-08-18 11:29:55 AM
Germany probably doesn't want him back either.

/That looks terribly uncomfortable to wear every day.
 
2014-08-18 11:30:18 AM
Well tardmitter, he was invited by a business in Dubai and as the article says, foreigners of all types come to Dubai and party and wear all kinds of revealing attire.
So yeah, he was shocked.
 
2014-08-18 11:30:19 AM

Slaxl: Even without all that shiat on his face he'd still be a bad enough looking person for me to hope he gets denied entry to whatever country i'm in at the time.

Ugly people who try to hide it with this crap, or distinguish themselves in other ways to draw attention away from the ugliness are the worst. Why can't we just put them all on an island somewhere?


The island of some doctor?
 
2014-08-18 11:30:44 AM

Slaxl: Even without all that shiat on his face he'd still be a bad enough looking person for me to hope he gets denied entry to whatever country i'm in at the time.

Ugly people who try to hide it with this crap, or distinguish themselves in other ways to draw attention away from the ugliness are the worst. Why can't we just put them all on an island somewhere?


Because they'd have to live with you and that'd be a fate worse than death.
 
2014-08-18 11:31:08 AM
I kind of want to hear that man whistle.
 
2014-08-18 11:31:14 AM
I'd like to see him get an MRI.
 
2014-08-18 11:31:42 AM
They did him  a favor.  A stuperstitious mob would have beheaded him within the day.
 
2014-08-18 11:32:26 AM
Christ, he must dribble all over whenever he eats or drinks anything. I'm all for facial piercings, but his seem horribly impractical.
 
2014-08-18 11:35:14 AM
i was assured by the tattoo'd lame-os on fark that everyone would accept him with open arms. what, they didnt? HOW DARE THEY!
 
2014-08-18 11:35:29 AM

BenJammin: They did him  a favor.  A stuperstitious mob would have beheaded him within the day.


I'm amused at the thought of some Jihadi slipping a disk in his back trying to hoist that much metal into the air.
 
2014-08-18 11:36:16 AM
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PAY ATTENTION TO ME AS I PLACE MYSELF IN SITUATIONS
           WHERE PEOPLE WILL PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
 
2014-08-18 11:37:21 AM
Dear Germany,

Please keep this citizen, no country wants him....

P.S. WHAT THE FARK IS WITH THIS shiat!


/this guy is trying to hard to become a cause
//bet he is curious why ladies dont talk to him either.
/// Farking slashies
 
2014-08-18 11:37:29 AM
Anyone who would choose to look like that is obviously has some degree of mental illness.
 
2014-08-18 11:38:00 AM
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Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the Devil. Other than that, though, it's been a good day
 
2014-08-18 11:38:21 AM

Fern Crest: That picture ... wow.

Do what you want, live and let live and all that, but holy bananas, a little personal hygiene!

How many inflamed, irritated, potentially infected areas do you want to sport while traveling internationally?


Ear gages stink to high heaven, and so do piercings if not taken care of properly. That man's face (and his heavily pierced genitalia) must stink like thousands of bacterial colonies, which is a good reason to deny entry. The black magic thing is just stupid, but religion isn't known for its sophistication.
 
2014-08-18 11:38:48 AM

Prevailing Wind: I kind of want to hear that man whistle.


How would you not hear him whistle.  He probably sounds like a walking calliope.

Also, with all that crap in his face wouldn't you think he would wear some sort of outlandish eyeglasses and not some buy-one-pair-get-one-free nerd specs from Lenscrafters??
 
2014-08-18 11:40:29 AM

The Repeated Meme: Slaxl: Even without all that shiat on his face he'd still be a bad enough looking person for me to hope he gets denied entry to whatever country i'm in at the time.

Ugly people who try to hide it with this crap, or distinguish themselves in other ways to draw attention away from the ugliness are the worst. Why can't we just put them all on an island somewhere?

The island of some doctor?


The Island of Doctor Moron, in this guys case...
 
2014-08-18 11:41:51 AM
Well, as odd and funky as that may be, he always has his fall-back plan of being a semi-conductor.
 
2014-08-18 11:41:56 AM

blatz514: The club opened in 2011 and promises a little bit of everything: "Stilt walkers, midgets, contortionists, tattooed dancers, jugglers, drummers ... magicians and fire eaters,"

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2014-08-18 11:43:44 AM
Dude looks nothing like Satan.  He just looks crazy as shiat.  And in less PC places in the world, the moron and the psycopath may be denied entry.  Or at least have a chaperone.

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2014-08-18 11:46:18 AM
It looks like eating would be a very unpleasant experience for this guy.

The club opened in 2011 and promises a little bit of everything: "Stilt walkers, midgets, contortionists, tattooed dancers, jugglers,drummers ... magicians and fire eaters,"

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-18 11:46:43 AM
he is remarkably well shaved for someone with that much metal in his face.
 
2014-08-18 11:47:20 AM

Witness99: Fern Crest: That picture ... wow.

Do what you want, live and let live and all that, but holy bananas, a little personal hygiene!

How many inflamed, irritated, potentially infected areas do you want to sport while traveling internationally?

Ear gages stink to high heaven, and so do piercings if not taken care of properly. That man's face (and his heavily pierced genitalia) must stink like thousands of bacterial colonies, which is a good reason to deny entry. The black magic thing is just stupid, but religion isn't known for its sophistication.


Unless he spends hours each week removing and sanitizing each piercing and carefully washing out the areas of the skin with the punctures.  But I'm guessing he doesn't.
 
2014-08-18 11:47:35 AM
amindtat:
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*shakes an angry fist*
 
2014-08-18 11:47:40 AM

Prevailing Wind: I kind of want to hear that man whistle.


Put him in a wind tunnel
 
2014-08-18 11:48:18 AM
I've learned from the Tatted-Up Yet Successful IT Professionals (TM) on Fark that every one of those piercings and tats is meaningful to him and commemorates something important.
 
2014-08-18 11:50:55 AM
Keep this guy out of Liberia.  Talk about a disease vector.  Holy hell.
 
2014-08-18 11:51:52 AM
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2014-08-18 11:52:38 AM
Hire him to walk around high mountain trails to draw lightning away from hikers.
 
2014-08-18 11:53:18 AM
Dubai I will never come back!!!


I'm fairly certain that's what they are hoping.

What an ugly person. Just completely devoid of any aesthetic value. He could have saved a lot of time and money and just thrown acid in his own face.
 
2014-08-18 11:53:41 AM

busy chillin': Which one's Rolf? The one with all the shiat in his face?


No, that's Trudi, man. That's my WIFE.
 
2014-08-18 11:53:43 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Why the fark would you want to go to that middle eastern shiathole, anyway?



I did back in May....but it was just a detour on my way back home from Europe.

/9 hour layover at the airport.
//Had used miles to fly first and business on Emirates.
///Holy shiat.
////A rare occasion when you want a flight to last longer.
 
2014-08-18 11:57:15 AM

Slaxl: Even without all that shiat on his face he'd still be a bad enough looking person for me to hope he gets denied entry to whatever country i'm in at the time.

Ugly people who try to hide it with this crap, or distinguish themselves in other ways to draw attention away from the ugliness are the worst. Why can't we just put them all on an island somewhere?


Ah, Poe, you never fail to baffle and confound me.
 
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