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2014-08-17 07:23:37 PM  
Rick J. Jones, 33, of the Frog Level Section of Coalwood
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2014-08-17 11:46:35 PM  
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2014-08-18 12:09:25 AM  
He was great in the movie Hannibal.
 
2014-08-18 12:10:45 AM  

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Taste the rainbow!
 
2014-08-18 12:33:03 AM  
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2014-08-18 02:45:39 AM  
Oh holy fark shiat damn hell fark god jesus

Are they sure they didn't bring in the victim of an assault?
 
2014-08-18 02:46:06 AM  
Almost Hell, West Virginia
 
2014-08-18 02:46:47 AM  
I'll take "Trampled during stabbing" for $200, Alex.
 
2014-08-18 02:47:30 AM  
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2014-08-18 02:49:57 AM  

phlegmmo: Rick J. Jones, 33, of the Frog Level Section of Coalwood
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That's a REAL HARD 33.
 
2014-08-18 02:50:06 AM  
that poor dude, having to go through life like that.......


farkingismybusiness: dookdookdook: [files.doobybrain.com image 600x584]
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Taste the rainbow!


so, so wrong........ am I going to hell w you if I laughed?
 
2014-08-18 02:52:08 AM  
Holy shiat get the guy an epi pen!!
 
2014-08-18 03:00:35 AM  
Arseface?

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2014-08-18 03:07:26 AM  
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2014-08-18 03:08:42 AM  
Hell came to Frogtown
 
2014-08-18 03:09:58 AM  
Looks like he stuck a shotgun under his chin and fired in an unsuccessful suicide attempt.
 
2014-08-18 03:12:13 AM  

zerkalo: Almost Hell, West Virginia


Purgatory.

Beautiful scenery. Wouldn't want to live there. Perfectly happy to visit family though.

/College educated, very intelligent, mostly sane family
//Except my one drunk uncle
///Of course my obligatory drunk uncle's from WV...
 
2014-08-18 03:13:45 AM  

trippycrazy12: Arseface?


Thanks for saving me the trouble of having to post it myself.
 
2014-08-18 03:14:18 AM  

ch3no2: Looks like he stuck a shotgun under his chin and fired in an unsuccessful suicide attempt.


That's exactly what it looks like.   I can tell from the pixels ... and I really have seen a few in my time.
 
2014-08-18 03:15:31 AM  
Frog Level Section of Coalwood

I'm shocked that something like this could happen in such a classy sounding place.
 
2014-08-18 03:19:55 AM  
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2014-08-18 03:30:51 AM  
God dammit! My poor eyes!!?
 
2014-08-18 03:31:02 AM  

dookdookdook: [files.doobybrain.com image 600x584]

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I've seen that picture several times, and I still don't understand how a human being can remain functional missing (presumably) that much of his brain.
 
2014-08-18 03:33:23 AM  
Igor has escaped!
 
2014-08-18 03:34:36 AM  
police sketch is uncanny...
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2014-08-18 04:32:28 AM  

maram500: I've seen that picture several times, and I still don't understand how a human being can remain functional missing (presumably) that much of his brain.


I dunno but dude seems to be okay as much as you could be with that much of that part of the brain missing.
 
2014-08-18 04:39:44 AM  
... and there is why I'll never attempt suicide using a gun. If the attempt fails the result is horrifying, and it seems to fail far too often.
 
2014-08-18 04:40:43 AM  
he must be from innsmouth
 
2014-08-18 04:45:19 AM  

Wolfling: [s1.dmcdn.net image 526x297]


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Penitenziagite !
 
2014-08-18 05:03:43 AM  

Nidiot: ... and there is why I'll never attempt suicide using a gun. If the attempt fails the result is horrifying, and it seems to fail far too often.


I seem to recall there being a website out there once upon a time which was something of a how-to guide.  Among other features, it rated different methods by various criteria, like how likely the method was to fail and how painful or unpleasant the process was.

Keep in mind, however, based on interviews with people who attempted suicide and lived, a lot of people change their minds after it's too late.  I don't mean to judge, but I really can't recommend it.
 
2014-08-18 06:03:55 AM  

zerkalo: Almost Hell, West Virginia


And you know this how ?
 
2014-08-18 06:26:57 AM  
Phill Collins has really hit rock bottom.
 
2014-08-18 06:27:18 AM  

jmr61: zerkalo: Almost Hell, West Virginia

And you know this how ?


Because of all the idiots from there.
 
2014-08-18 07:04:59 AM  
"Frog Level Section"?

Dafuq?
 
2014-08-18 07:10:34 AM  

maram500: dookdookdook: [files.doobybrain.com image 600x584]

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I've seen that picture several times, and I still don't understand how a human being can remain functional missing (presumably) that much of his brain.


Dunno about that guy, but surgeons sometimes take half the brain in a hemispherectomy, and the patients can go on to live normal lives.  (done when one side of the brain is a mis-firing mess of neurons, iirc).

For bonus weirdness, they pack the resulting empty space with sterile ping-pong balls, to reduce sloshing...
 
2014-08-18 07:22:04 AM  
Frog Level Section of Coalwood.

I'd like an explanation for this.
 
2014-08-18 07:23:03 AM  

hillary: He should get something to cover that up.

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2014-08-18 07:47:25 AM  
Holy fark subby.  I thought, 'oh come on, how scary could it be'.  at least my morning wood went away.
 
2014-08-18 07:55:48 AM  
Arrested for bitter beer face?
 
2014-08-18 08:22:14 AM  
The arresting officer...
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2014-08-18 08:30:28 AM  

A Terrible Human: maram500: I've seen that picture several times, and I still don't understand how a human being can remain functional missing (presumably) that much of his brain.

I dunno but dude seems to be okay as much as you could be with that much of that part of the brain missing.



I once saw a documentary on a woman who had some sort of brain disease that 'ate' a vast amount of her brain away. What was left was like just a rim of brain around her skull ie, the middle section had totally disappeared and as such only left a brain doughnut.

The thing was she was absolutely and completely normal - married, kids, university, job etc etc. If I recall, the explanation was that the disease was a gradual one, and as it 'ate' away her brain, the brain itself adapted into using different areas of itself to compensate, even as it left her the brain more resembling that of a doughnut.

I am totally not making this shiat up. I tried to google it but without remembering the fuller details, I'm having no luck. But a similar example of brain adaptability can be found in the procedure of 'hemispherectomy', where they remove one hemisphere of the brain for whatever reason, and leave it at that. The person fucntions normally. You can google that - try to avoid GIS, mind you.
 
2014-08-18 08:36:33 AM  

ciberido: I seem to recall there being a website out there once upon a time which was something of a how-to guide.  Among other features, it rated different methods by various criteria, like how likely the method was to fail and how painful or unpleasant the process was.


You might be thinking of the Hemlock Society.  There was also a book called Final Exit that discussed various methods.

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2014-08-18 08:48:00 AM  
So anyone else wondering how they will do arseface in the preacher movie?
 
2014-08-18 09:05:31 AM  

FlyingJ: police sketch is uncanny...
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First thing I thought of.
 
2014-08-18 09:19:44 AM  
He's trying to make a fist with his face.
 
2014-08-18 09:21:57 AM  
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2014-08-18 09:22:12 AM  

GungFu: A Terrible Human: maram500: I've seen that picture several times, and I still don't understand how a human being can remain functional missing (presumably) that much of his brain.

I dunno but dude seems to be okay as much as you could be with that much of that part of the brain missing.


I once saw a documentary on a woman who had some sort of brain disease that 'ate' a vast amount of her brain away. What was left was like just a rim of brain around her skull ie, the middle section had totally disappeared and as such only left a brain doughnut.

The thing was she was absolutely and completely normal - married, kids, university, job etc etc. If I recall, the explanation was that the disease was a gradual one, and as it 'ate' away her brain, the brain itself adapted into using different areas of itself to compensate, even as it left her the brain more resembling that of a doughnut.

I am totally not making this shiat up. I tried to google it but without remembering the fuller details, I'm having no luck. But a similar example of brain adaptability can be found in the procedure of 'hemispherectomy', where they remove one hemisphere of the brain for whatever reason, and leave it at that. The person fucntions normally. You can google that - try to avoid GIS, mind you.


My wife worked with special needs kids for years and one of her students had a radical hemispherectomy because her brain was outgrowing her skull.
Eventhough she was born with diminished cognitive and motor skills, the surgery had little effect on her.
 
2014-08-18 09:26:07 AM  
You guys should've seen him before the meth lab explosion!
 
2014-08-18 09:29:48 AM  
don't fark with Bluto if you you ain't gots your spinnich
 
2014-08-18 09:45:55 AM  
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