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(NYPost)   Thug wannabe steals woman's cell phone. Woman chases him down and holds him for cops. Kid's mom upon seeing pic of son being detained: "Why is she touching him like that?"   (nypost.com ) divider line
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2014-08-17 01:36:08 PM  
"He's a very good boy," the mother added. "He's just been hanging out with the wrong crowd. I told him he has to stop hanging out with those boys."

No he's a miscreant and you fail at parenting biatch.
 
2014-08-17 01:50:06 PM  
Is this the US version of the Daily Mail?
 
2014-08-17 02:03:37 PM  

2xhelix: "He's a very good boy," the mother added. "He's just been hanging out with the wrong crowd. I told him he has to stop hanging out with those boys."

No he's a miscreant and you fail at parenting biatch.



The other boys are good boys, they've just been hanging around this one.
 
2014-08-17 02:07:00 PM  
"He's a very good boy," the mother added. "He's just been hanging out with the wrong crowd. I told him he has to stop hanging out with those boys."

Yes, but hat worked about as well as you teaching him not to steal phones.
 
2014-08-17 02:13:53 PM  
If his mom can't do it, why doesn't his dad show him the difference between right and wrong?
 
2014-08-17 03:01:31 PM  
White women chasing him early. Well done, kid.
 
2014-08-17 03:04:22 PM  

ultraholland: White women chasing him early. Well done, kid.



You know they go for the bad boys.
 
2014-08-17 03:45:35 PM  
That is one mighty fine comments section.
 
2014-08-17 05:24:53 PM  
If you can be run down by a middle-aged woman wearing wedge heels, you're pathetic.

kidakita: If his mom can't do it, why doesn't his dad show him the difference between right and wrong?


I've got a 70% probable answer
 
2014-08-17 06:32:57 PM  

kidakita: If his mom can't do it, why doesn't his dad show him the difference between right and wrong?


OHHHHHHH DAMN
 
2014-08-17 06:33:30 PM  
Based on the look on his face, that's probably the best hug he's gotten all year, if ever.
 
2014-08-17 06:34:54 PM  
This should be a fun one.
 
2014-08-17 06:35:11 PM  

Relatively Obscure: That is one mighty fine comments section.

  
You were not lying.
 
2014-08-17 06:35:26 PM  
cut off his hand - and send a message to all the other POS gangbangers out there.   The upside is, it's a lot harder to pull the trigger or do a driveby when you only have one hand.  It's obvious jail doesn't work on cases like this. Why not start teaching losers like this there are permanent consequences to stealing and generally being a piece of shiat.

Funny enough I had a 99% sure guess on the race of said thug... I clicked and read the article and that 1% doubt was removed.
 
2014-08-17 06:36:33 PM  
I would let her run me down and hug me.

Though next week he will have a sealed juvie record and shaking down indian stores for blunt wrappers.
 
2014-08-17 06:37:18 PM  
Heh. A whole lot of win in this story.
 
2014-08-17 06:37:26 PM  

""He's a very good boy," the mother added. "He's just been hanging out with the wrong crowd. I told him he has to stop hanging out with those boys.""



He's a good boy, just like Mike Brown was. College material and all.

 
2014-08-17 06:37:56 PM  
Wow subby's racism really shines through like a stream of bat piss illuminated by the moon.
 
2014-08-17 06:37:57 PM  
Vondrich said the teen appeared to be out of shape and handed off the phone to his more nimble pal, who ran off.

But she kept after the slow boy, who was huffing and puffing down Wythe Avenue during the five-block chase.


Is it wrong that I chuckled at this?
 
2014-08-17 06:38:23 PM  
"I was all disoriented," Vondrich told The Post. "My headphones almost came off."

Yeah.  That sounds pretty disorienting.

Relatively Obscure: That is one mighty fine comments section.


The comments are more amusing than the article.
 
2014-08-17 06:38:29 PM  
the government should have done more to help him.
 
2014-08-17 06:38:32 PM  
thenypost.files.wordpress.com

subdued by the dreaded purple nurple
 
2014-08-17 06:38:53 PM  

clancifer: Mail


No, that's the Daily News. The Post comes in close, though; more like the Sun.
 
2014-08-17 06:39:27 PM  
What right does she have to assault him like that? I demand a justice rally to have her arrested!
 
2014-08-17 06:39:27 PM  
In the mind of Democrats, the are ALWAYS the victim.
 
2014-08-17 06:39:44 PM  
thenypost.files.wordpress.com

if it weren't for the car, i would've sworn the picture was from the 80s
 
2014-08-17 06:40:23 PM  

accelerus: cut off his hand - and send a message to all the other POS gangbangers out there.   The upside is, it's a lot harder to pull the trigger or do a driveby when you only have one hand.  It's obvious jail doesn't work on cases like this. Why not start teaching losers like this there are permanent consequences to stealing and generally being a piece of shiat.

Funny enough I had a 99% sure guess on the race of said thug... I clicked and read the article and that 1% doubt was removed.


Gorram that, and where's his little shiatbag friend? I'm glad to see he's being charged with grand larceny, but I'd prefer to see a violent crime indicator added, since he forcibly grabbed the woman in order to steal her property. Farking trash.
 
2014-08-17 06:41:13 PM  
Middle-aged white woman in wedges ran him down.
Middle-aged white woman in wedges held him down.
He handed phone off to buddy, whom he'll now have to rat out.
Bad choice of attire for thugging/and or booking photo

All in all, I'd say he failed the initiation.

/gangs still have initiations, right?
 
2014-08-17 06:41:47 PM  
"He's a very good boy," the mother added. "He's just been hanging out with the wrong crowd. I told him he has to stop hanging out with those boys."

*rolls eyes*

Yea,  they're all good little boys,  just hanging with the wrong crowd.

This is becoming a meme or stereotype it's said so often now.
 
2014-08-17 06:42:35 PM  

accelerus: cut off his hand - and send a message to all the other POS gangbangers out there.   The upside is, it's a lot harder to pull the trigger or do a driveby when you only have one hand.  It's obvious jail doesn't work on cases like this. Why not start teaching losers like this there are permanent consequences to stealing and generally being a piece of shiat.

Funny enough I had a 99% sure guess on the race of said thug... I clicked and read the article and that 1% doubt was removed.


Uhhh....that's because "thug" has become a coded way for racist sacks of crap like yourself to say the n-word.
 
2014-08-17 06:42:40 PM  

Mrbogey: What right does she have to assault him like that? I demand a justice rally to have her arrested!


It's called Unlawful Imprisonment, and yes, she could be charged. Making a citizen's arrest is not a wise thing to even think about.
 
2014-08-17 06:42:51 PM  

clancifer: Is this the US version of the Daily Mail?


YES.  NYP is a rag.
 
ecl
2014-08-17 06:43:28 PM  
Stormfront must be slow.
 
2014-08-17 06:44:08 PM  
"...if he hollers, let him go"
 
2014-08-17 06:44:39 PM  
I'd have sex with that mom....if you know what I mean.
 
2014-08-17 06:44:41 PM  

Djorra: Wow subby's racism really shines through like a stream of bat piss illuminated by the moon.


Please enlighten us how subby's headline is racist.
 
2014-08-17 06:44:51 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 720x480]

subdued by the dreaded purple nurple


Comment of the day. +eleventy
 
2014-08-17 06:44:53 PM  

calbert: "...if he hollers, let him go"


My momma told me to pick the very best one and the very best one was apparently that guy.
 
2014-08-17 06:45:08 PM  
Dude, if you're so overweight that a woman in heels can run your ass down, maybe you should rethink trying petty theft
 
2014-08-17 06:45:31 PM  
Oh! we're playing Bridge!!
I'll open with Four Spades

He was just walking back from the liquor store wearing gang colors after stealing a box of Philly blunts and some Skittles for his sizzurp wearing a hoodie while trying to ride B.A.R.T.  His previous 9 convictions have no difference in the matter, his own mother testified that he was a good boy.

/ Should have gone 4 NT
 
2014-08-17 06:45:31 PM  

DubyaHater: I'd have sex with that mom....if you know what I mean.


Hopefully you threw the tissue away and cleared your browser history afterwards.
 
2014-08-17 06:45:53 PM  
the elites have told nonwhites in 1000 ways that whites are fair game, that whites may be attacked. Why?

Because nonwhites are the economic weapons of the corporations in their war to push down wages and fragment the will of the people.
 
2014-08-17 06:46:21 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Mrbogey: What right does she have to assault him like that? I demand a justice rally to have her arrested!

It's called Unlawful Imprisonment, and yes, she could be charged. Making a citizen's arrest is not a wise thing to even think about.


Oh please,  the little turd assaulted and stole from her,  no one's even thinking about this being unlawful imprisonment.
 
2014-08-17 06:46:23 PM  
Future Trayvon Martin/Michael Brown in training...complete with the usual Black Parent Denial "he's a good kid"

Wonder when the Black Racists/White Guilt Liberals start threatening this woman...and call for the New Black Panthers to arrest her?
 
2014-08-17 06:46:39 PM  

Boo_Guy: "He's a very good boy," the mother added. "He's just been hanging out with the wrong crowd. I told him he has to stop hanging out with those boys."

*rolls eyes*

Yea,  they're all good little boys,  just hanging with the wrong crowd.

This is becoming a meme or stereotype it's said so often now.


When I was 18 I had "borrowed" two cars and was caught dealing acid and weed.

My mother wrote a letter to my father in South America.

"I know you have not been in his life, and while I love him and he is a brilliant kid, he can be a sociopath with a smile on his face who loves hanging out with the wrong crowd.  I am going to send him to Colombia to see if you can put him on the right path, because otherwise he will die in the streets"

I still have that letter. And I was sent to Colombia in 88 with bombs, cars, house blowing up, and I was a gringo kid who could not at that time speak spanish.

It turned my shiat around, and my mother who is my best friend and will take a bullet for me, will not ever lie for me or blame my personal failings on others.
 
2014-08-17 06:47:17 PM  

satbeach32: Djorra: Wow subby's racism really shines through like a stream of bat piss illuminated by the moon.

Please enlighten us how subby's headline is racist.


Because subby said "thug". Which according to ThunderPelvis is a way of calling someone a bad bad name.
 
2014-08-17 06:47:19 PM  
I'm calling shenanigans.

The woman in that photo did not just sprint 5 blocks and then strggle with that boy.  No sweat, sunglasses and headphones still in place, hair not messed up.  The boy doesn't look so out of shape he can't outrun a woman in heels, certainly looks strong enough to fight her off.  His face is wet but arms and chest are dry.  Story might (MIGHT) be true but photo, at least, is fake.
 
2014-08-17 06:47:44 PM  
"He's a very good boy," the mother added

yes... this phrase pops up in every story about every black youth who gets arrested/killed while committing a crime.

No, your child isn't a "good boy"... he's a criminal. you are a shiatty mother.
stop apologizing for/defending the degenerate segment of your demographic, and maybe the other demographics won't continue to lump you all together as "nothing but thugs and criminals".
 
2014-08-17 06:47:49 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Mrbogey: What right does she have to assault him like that? I demand a justice rally to have her arrested!

It's called Unlawful Imprisonment, and yes, she could be charged. Making a citizen's arrest is not a wise thing to even think about.


I doubt it. She witnessed the crime (obviously). She pursued the suspect, raised the hue and cry, apprehended him without violence and held him for the authorities. Sounds like a perfectly good citizens arrest
 
2014-08-17 06:48:00 PM  

Nemo's Brother: In the mind of Democrats, the are ALWAYS the victim.


So you don't believe she's a victim. Interesting. She made up the story and picked on some random black person to cover for her lost phone. Not a victim.
 
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