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(TMZ)   Apparently, Katharine McPhee never got the memo about not dipping your pen in company ink   (tmz.com) divider line 37
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2014-08-17 01:24:01 PM  
I'm pretty sure most women don't have "pens".
 
2014-08-17 01:51:23 PM  
Who?
 
2014-08-17 01:59:33 PM  
I wonder if anyone will mention dipping it in her pink or stink?
 
2014-08-17 02:08:13 PM  
So she is a whore I have never heard of.
 
2014-08-17 02:12:48 PM  
I especially like the comment about how you can't turn a ho into a housewife.
 
2014-08-17 02:16:34 PM  
I'd like to work with her.
 
2014-08-17 02:18:25 PM  
Kat's booty's gotten bigger. I like it.

/Only in person in Birmingham who wasn't voting for Taylor Hicks that season.
//American Idol just didn't attain escape velocity from the Noughts.
 
2014-08-17 02:19:20 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-08-17 02:29:02 PM  
She is the only American Idol contestant I ever voted for.

During her season, they had an all-Queen episode.  My wife is a huge IDOL fan, and I happened to watch
the first 5 minutes of the show, then excused myself, but not before I said that I'd vote for whoever sang
"WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER" from the HIGHLANDER soundtrack.  I figured no one on the IDOL
staff would be sufficiently into the ouvre of Queen to include this fairly obscure track.

About half an hour later, I heard my wife bellow "TURN ON THE TV!", only to see Ms. McPhee do a
reasonable rendition of the song, and I had to live up to my boast.

Still:  Who wouldn't vote for someone like this:

cdn02.cdn.justjared.com
 
2014-08-17 02:31:57 PM  
Apparently Archie McPhee never got the memo about building a company off of itching powder, punching nun puppets, and horsehead masks.
 
2014-08-17 02:34:13 PM  
She can be hot. But yesterday I literally bumped into a girl who looked like done-up KMcP, and I though, meh. I'm getting old, I guess.
 
2014-08-17 02:54:46 PM  

humanshrapnel: Who?


She's an ugly nanny played by Emma Thompson as far as I know.
 
2014-08-17 03:01:02 PM  
I was in LA once waiting to have brunch at a restaurant that didn't take reservations.  There was a line and probably a 15-20 minute wait.  Katherine showed up with her entourage, waltzed in front of everyone, and sat herself. Several moments later, I saw her getting up and leaving again.

Apparently management told her they didn't care who she was, if she wanted to eat she had to get in line like everyone else.  Made my day.
 
2014-08-17 03:18:04 PM  
Interesting body language in those photos. The guy isn't into it.
 
2014-08-17 03:36:57 PM  

MadAzza: Interesting body language in those photos. The guy isn't into it.


Well, I suspect there might be less to this story than TMZ would have you think. Check out one of the photos:

ll-media.tmz.com

So, they're playing grab-ass on set in front of the crew in the middle of a street in the middle of the day... while filming the new series. Maybe that was all for a scene and they just were having fun with it - and not really some salacious PDA or something.
 
2014-08-17 03:47:35 PM  
Votefortheworst.com was just getting started and was quick to expose McPhee outside the Idol bubble as an industry plant. AI tried their darndest to get her to win but nothing could stop the Soul Patrol.
 
2014-08-17 04:17:51 PM  
Best memory of Katharine McPheel.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-17 04:31:52 PM  
...what the hell will she do if she co-stars with Neil Patrick Harris?

Be in a project that has good singing, for once?
 
2014-08-17 05:22:34 PM  

brap: Apparently Archie McPhee never got the memo about building a company off of itching powder, punching nun puppets, and horsehead masks.


Or being a magical nanny.
 
2014-08-17 05:45:36 PM  
Yeah, but her dad's novelty catalog is great.
 
2014-08-17 05:53:05 PM  
I'm pretty sure most women don't have "pens".

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-17 05:53:13 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: I'm pretty sure most women don't have "pens".


Maybe Subs knows something we don't.....?
 
2014-08-17 06:24:37 PM  
Is that what it's called? I did that with a part-timer back in '86. When we split up and she was then hired on full time it was a bit...awkward.

//Did I commit adultery if only SHE was married at the time? How's that work?
 
2014-08-17 06:57:06 PM  

PetuniaPumpkin: I was in LA once waiting to have brunch at a restaurant that didn't take reservations.  There was a line and probably a 15-20 minute wait.  Katherine showed up with her entourage, waltzed in front of everyone, and sat herself. Several moments later, I saw her getting up and leaving again.

Apparently management told her they didn't care who she was, if she wanted to eat she had to get in line like everyone else.  Made my day.


Wasn't The Ivy, was it?
 
2014-08-17 07:05:51 PM  

Kurmudgeon: I'm pretty sure most women don't have "pens".

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 440x296]


He did say "most"
 
2014-08-17 07:49:19 PM  

darch: PetuniaPumpkin: I was in LA once waiting to have brunch at a restaurant that didn't take reservations.  There was a line and probably a 15-20 minute wait.  Katherine showed up with her entourage, waltzed in front of everyone, and sat herself. Several moments later, I saw her getting up and leaving again.

Apparently management told her they didn't care who she was, if she wanted to eat she had to get in line like everyone else.  Made my day.

Wasn't The Ivy, was it?


Whoa...yes it was!
 
2014-08-17 07:59:10 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: She is the only American Idol contestant I ever voted for.

During her season, they had an all-Queen episode.  My wife is a huge IDOL fan, and I happened to watch
the first 5 minutes of the show, then excused myself, but not before I said that I'd vote for whoever sang
"WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER" from the HIGHLANDER soundtrack.  I figured no one on the IDOL
staff would be sufficiently into the ouvre of Queen to include this fairly obscure track.

About half an hour later, I heard my wife bellow "TURN ON THE TV!", only to see Ms. McPhee do a
reasonable rendition of the song, and I had to live up to my boast.

Still:  Who wouldn't vote for someone like this:

[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 717x1222]


I can't imagine what kind of depravity I would have to sink into that would cause me to watch such crap as Am. Idol. It's a scourge on the country.
 
2014-08-17 08:56:50 PM  

PetuniaPumpkin: I was in LA once waiting to have brunch at a restaurant that didn't take reservations.  There was a line and probably a 15-20 minute wait.  Katherine showed up with her entourage, waltzed in front of everyone, and sat herself. Several moments later, I saw her getting up and leaving again.

Apparently management told her they didn't care who she was, if she wanted to eat she had to get in line like everyone else.  Made my day.


Only if she was the Queen of Soul.
 
2014-08-17 09:06:41 PM  
Well fly me with balloons...
 
2014-08-17 09:27:51 PM  
wow she got plump below
 
2014-08-18 01:27:40 AM  

JJRRutgers: Votefortheworst.com was just getting started and was quick to expose McPhee outside the Idol bubble as an industry plant. AI tried their darndest to get her to win but nothing could stop the Soul Patrol.


Eeek. Are you a Worster?
 
2014-08-18 03:14:33 AM  
Her wiki page shows her at SDCC. Why the fark is this woman at a comicon? I just don't feel like I'm missing anything anymore if that's what SDCC is now.
 
2014-08-18 07:45:27 AM  

PetuniaPumpkin: darch: PetuniaPumpkin: I was in LA once waiting to have brunch at a restaurant that didn't take reservations.  There was a line and probably a 15-20 minute wait.  Katherine showed up with her entourage, waltzed in front of everyone, and sat herself. Several moments later, I saw her getting up and leaving again.

Apparently management told her they didn't care who she was, if she wanted to eat she had to get in line like everyone else.  Made my day.

Wasn't The Ivy, was it?

Whoa...yes it was!


Been there a bunch. Wonderful food and the staff/management do not give a FARK about celebrity. Everyone waits on line like everyone else. Last time I was there, Chris Rock waited behind me.

/csb
 
2014-08-18 09:44:46 AM  

jmr61: DjangoStonereaver: She is the only American Idol contestant I ever voted for.

During her season, they had an all-Queen episode.  My wife is a huge IDOL fan, and I happened to watch
the first 5 minutes of the show, then excused myself, but not before I said that I'd vote for whoever sang
"WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER" from the HIGHLANDER soundtrack.  I figured no one on the IDOL
staff would be sufficiently into the ouvre of Queen to include this fairly obscure track.

About half an hour later, I heard my wife bellow "TURN ON THE TV!", only to see Ms. McPhee do a
reasonable rendition of the song, and I had to live up to my boast.

Still:  Who wouldn't vote for someone like this:

[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 717x1222]

I can't imagine what kind of depravity I would have to sink into that would cause me to watch such crap as Am. Idol. It's a scourge on the country.


We're way way beyond American Idol being the worst thing on television.
 
2014-08-18 12:05:23 PM  

JJRRutgers: Votefortheworst.com was just getting started and was quick to expose McPhee outside the Idol bubble as an industry plant. AI tried their darndest to get her to win but nothing could stop the Soul Patrol.


Wasn't she a Scientologist at the time?
 
2014-08-18 02:05:11 PM  
OK so I had to look her up and found out she will be in a show called scorpion which I have seen ads for. What I don't get is why the shows title is in HTML closing tags. Is this some joke that I don't get?
 
2014-08-18 10:19:11 PM  

CMYK and PMS: OK so I had to look her up and found out she will be in a show called scorpion which I have seen ads for. What I don't get is why the shows title is in HTML closing tags. Is this some joke that I don't get?


They're crime-fighting nerds.
 
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