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(US Food and Drug Administration)   Oregano immediately recalled over Salmonella risk. Finally, a sage decision that didn't take much thyme   (fda.gov) divider line 21
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2014-08-17 11:13:09 AM
I see the FDA is finally cumin around on this issue.
 
2014-08-17 12:02:29 PM
The spice must make your colon flow.
 
2014-08-17 12:07:28 PM
I must say, this is the first time I've ever looked at my spice rack for inspiration for puns.

/Fortunately, with this recall, there's another terror gone?

//Okay, okay, I'm still working on it.
 
2014-08-17 12:44:52 PM
This thread will be peppered with puns, in an a-salt on our minds.
 
2014-08-17 12:59:10 PM
Uh spices are naturally anti-bacterial. That's not magical and guaranteed to work, but how does oregano end up septic? Raw sewage as overhead irrigation?

Also, depending on which way the wind blows I can smell this factory outside my house. I hope this isn't a marjoram scandal for them, I hope this is anise olated incident. Older lady down the street named Rose Mary and her husband Basil work there. We would lose a bunch of jobs around here if they were to cloves.

But cutting corners is a problem in any big business, trying to make money the wrong way is a perennial cinnamon.
 
2014-08-17 01:02:02 PM

bingethinker: This thread will be peppered with puns, in an a-salt on our minds.


Most of these aren't puns, but quips, a cinnamon for pun.
 
2014-08-17 01:03:39 PM
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On the case....
 
2014-08-17 01:17:45 PM

zamboni: I must say, this is the first time I've ever looked at my spice rack for inspiration for puns.

/Fortunately, with this recall, there's another terror gone?

//Okay, okay, I'm still working on it.


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2014-08-17 01:38:29 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: Uh spices are naturally anti-bacterial. That's not magical and guaranteed to work, but how does oregano end up septic? Raw sewage as overhead irrigation?

Also, depending on which way the wind blows I can smell this factory outside my house. I hope this isn't a marjoram scandal for them, I hope this is anise olated incident. Older lady down the street named Rose Mary and her husband Basil work there. We would lose a bunch of jobs around here if they were to cloves.

But cutting corners is a problem in any big business, trying to make money the wrong way is a perennial cinnamon.


Capt Pedantic here, oregano is a herb, so basically a very tasty leaf. Spices are seeds, roots, or barks that have been processed in some way, drying and grounding usually.
 
2014-08-17 01:52:49 PM

whither_apophis: Fark like a Barsoomian: Uh spices are naturally anti-bacterial. That's not magical and guaranteed to work, but how does oregano end up septic? Raw sewage as overhead irrigation?

Also, depending on which way the wind blows I can smell this factory outside my house. I hope this isn't a marjoram scandal for them, I hope this is anise olated incident. Older lady down the street named Rose Mary and her husband Basil work there. We would lose a bunch of jobs around here if they were to cloves.

But cutting corners is a problem in any big business, trying to make money the wrong way is a perennial cinnamon.

Capt Pedantic here, oregano is a herb, so basically a very tasty leaf. Spices are seeds, roots, or barks that have been processed in some way, drying and grounding usually.


So, how do you explain "Spice," the synthetic marijuana, which is mostly herbs. Kidding.

Actually, I was going to post something similar, but the I realized that:

a) no one cares in a Fark thread, a pun's a pun
b) most of us know that already
 
2014-08-17 01:59:50 PM

zamboni: whither_apophis: Fark like a Barsoomian: Uh spices are naturally anti-bacterial. That's not magical and guaranteed to work, but how does oregano end up septic? Raw sewage as overhead irrigation?

Also, depending on which way the wind blows I can smell this factory outside my house. I hope this isn't a marjoram scandal for them, I hope this is anise olated incident. Older lady down the street named Rose Mary and her husband Basil work there. We would lose a bunch of jobs around here if they were to cloves.

But cutting corners is a problem in any big business, trying to make money the wrong way is a perennial cinnamon.

Capt Pedantic here, oregano is a herb, so basically a very tasty leaf. Spices are seeds, roots, or barks that have been processed in some way, drying and grounding usually.

So, how do you explain "Spice," the synthetic marijuana, which is mostly herbs. Kidding.

Actually, I was going to post something similar, but the I realized that:

a) no one cares in a Fark thread, a pun's a pun
b) most of us know that already


Yeh, I wasn't trying to curry favor from anyone.
 
2014-08-17 02:44:44 PM
When the oregano hits the anise...
 
2014-08-17 03:01:00 PM
What the fark does the US spray on their 'erbs and vegetables?

I mean, we get salmonella scares in the UK - but from processed meat products as The Lord intended.

/ poop
 
2014-08-17 04:01:16 PM

opiumpoopy: What the fark does the US spray on their 'erbs and vegetables?

I mean, we get salmonella scares in the UK - but from processed meat products as The Lord intended.

/ poop


Birds poop everywhere, dude.
 
2014-08-17 06:46:16 PM
oregano?  some of these must be duplicates
 
2014-08-17 07:31:24 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: oregano?

"A spice rack!

'Oreh-GON-o,' What the hell?"

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2014-08-17 08:43:48 PM

zamboni: I must say, this is the first time I've ever looked at my spice rack for inspiration for puns.

/Fortunately, with this recall, there's another terroir gone?

//Okay, okay, I'm still working on it.


It depends on geography.
 
2014-08-17 09:24:36 PM
I hear they're also having trouble with parsly.
 
2014-08-18 10:33:18 AM
Hopefully that will keep the risk at bay.
 
2014-08-18 04:39:14 PM
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?  Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme......
 
2014-08-18 04:40:43 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: oregano?  some of these must be duplicates


You know about oregano....it's next to the washingtoni and the idahohoho.
 
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