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(Mother Nature Network)   Somewhere out there is an alcoholic who ate a s'mores and said, "Hmmm, I should turn this into an adult beverage"   (mnn.com) divider line 30
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2014-08-17 08:20:03 AM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-08-17 09:33:34 AM  
I get the feeling subby is the type of guy who doesn't leave home without his top button buttoned.
 
2014-08-17 09:39:59 AM  
www.girlswithslingshots.com

Girls With Slingshots did it.
 
2014-08-17 09:40:39 AM  
I am not an alcoholic!

/Alcoholics go to meetings.  I'm a drunk.
 
2014-08-17 09:40:53 AM  
someone needs to die for this.
 
2014-08-17 09:43:46 AM  
Done in one.
 
2014-08-17 09:44:18 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-17 09:48:59 AM  
Last night I discovered that s'mores and stout go great together.
 
2014-08-17 09:56:01 AM  
S'more shots are delicious.

An entire s'more adult beverage? I would be puking in an hour and hungover for a week. No thanks.
 
2014-08-17 09:59:54 AM  

big pig peaches: Last night I discovered that s'mores and stout go great together.


Oh hell yes. Oatmeal stouts and milk stouts are tops.
 
2014-08-17 10:09:19 AM  
I'm puffing on my toasted marshmallow e-cig, so I'm getting a kick.
 
2014-08-17 10:36:39 AM  

Mister Peejay: Done in one.

 
2014-08-17 10:38:11 AM  
Not to be outdone:

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2014-08-17 10:57:38 AM  
Yuck. Marshmallows and chocolate have no place with booze. To each his own, but for me, sugary drinks suck.

Alcohol should only be mixed with bitterness and regret, although a lemon twist is a nice garnish.
 
2014-08-17 10:58:20 AM  
This shot has been around at least a decade. It sucks, but it isn't new.
 
2014-08-17 10:58:41 AM  
Not really a surprise, vodka makers will make any flavor they think will sell, fruit loops, sweet tarts, mountain dew, these from Smirnoff
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2014-08-17 11:05:07 AM  

dookdookdook: [southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 720x405]


Yeah, we're done here.
 
2014-08-17 12:10:55 PM  
I thought this was going to be those toasted marshmallow "shot glasses" filled with kahlua.
At least one nearby brewery garnishes their stout with a toasted marshmallow.
 
2014-08-17 12:34:08 PM  
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2014-08-17 12:55:24 PM  
Didn't New Belgium have a limited snores beer last year or the year before?
 
2014-08-17 12:56:02 PM  
Smores, damn autocorrect
 
2014-08-17 01:04:49 PM  

MrBallou: Yuck. Marshmallows and chocolate have no place with booze. To each his own, but for me, sugary drinks suck.

Alcohol should only be mixed with bitterness and regret, although a lemon twist is a nice garnish.


Erroneous. Umbrella drinks are acceptable on a beach or by a pool.

/mmm, Miami vice
 
2014-08-17 01:44:02 PM  
Adult beverage? Christ. It's a drug delivery system. No matter how you tart it up.
 
2014-08-17 01:45:49 PM  

Earl of Chives: Adult beverage? Christ. It's a drug delivery system. No matter how you tart it up.


Says the bag of chemicals. Sheesh. ;P
 
2014-08-17 01:54:40 PM  
This drinks been around for several years, nothing new here. Make your bartender cry when you tell them they are rimmed with crushed graham crackers and chocolate syrup
 
2014-08-17 02:05:33 PM  
I could never admit to having eaten something called a "s'more". They might be delicious but I'd have to hide away to enjoy one. If someone walked in on me eating one and asked what I was doing I would lie and say that I was having a wank with my grandmother's knickers while watching Mexican donkey porn just to avoid the embarrasment.
 
2014-08-17 02:51:21 PM  
Done in one, finished off in six
 
2014-08-17 04:26:38 PM  

Earl of Chives: Adult beverage? Christ. It's a drug delivery system. No matter how you tart it up.


I bet if you ever get invited to a party, everyone there will be crowded around you hanging on your every word
 
2014-08-17 06:32:01 PM  

Duane Dibbley: I could never admit to having eaten something called a "s'more". They might be delicious but I'd have to hide away to enjoy one. If someone walked in on me eating one and asked what I was doing I would lie and say that I was having a wank with my grandmother's knickers while watching Mexican donkey porn just to avoid the embarrasment.


Then when they saw brown stains around your mouth and marshmallow dribblings on your pants.....
 
2014-08-18 11:07:35 AM  

MrBallou: Yuck. Marshmallows and chocolate have no place with booze. To each his own, but for me, sugary drinks suck.

Alcohol should only be mixed with bitterness and regret, although a lemon twist is a nice garnish.



Thank you for stating what so clearly needs to be said. And often. The sweetest drink containing alcohol that should pass ones lips is a good bourbon, neat. And that better not be anything close to sweet except as in "ahhh, sweet".
 
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