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(Weird Asia News)   For 25-years one man has walked backwards in the name of world peace. What a good sole   (weirdasianews.com) divider line 47
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2014-08-17 10:31:38 AM  
And for 25 years there's been more or less constant war here and there and everywhere.

So either its not working, and he's wasted 25 years, or it is working and he's the only thing standing between us and Armageddon.
 
2014-08-17 11:07:50 AM  

doglover: And for 25 years there's been more or less constant war here and there and everywhere.

So either its not working, and he's wasted 25 years, or it is working and he's the only thing standing between us and Armageddon.


Or we just need to wake up.
 
2014-08-17 11:09:10 AM  
Not to snark too hard - gentle lunatic sincerity doesn't always deserve mockery, but ...

I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas
 
2014-08-17 11:12:19 AM  
Clearly someone else has been walking forward in the name of war, thus negating the effect.
.
 
2014-08-17 11:13:58 AM  

doglover: And for 25 years there's been more or less constant war here and there and everywhere.

So either its not working, and he's wasted 25 years, or it is working and he's the only thing standing between us and Armageddon.


Im thinking that he just likes walking backwards and needed an excuse that nobody would question. Furries and Bronys could try this too.

"Hey looka me! Im wearing a fursuit for world peace!"

"You go bro! Im watching cartoon ponies FOR WORLD PEACE!"
 
2014-08-17 11:14:12 AM  

doglover: And for 25 years there's been more or less constant war here and there and everywhere.

So either its not working, and he's wasted 25 years, or it is working and he's the only thing standing between us and Armageddon.


Maybe he's been preventing interplanetary war.  Ever think of that?
 
2014-08-17 11:17:52 AM  

lifeboat: doglover: And for 25 years there's been more or less constant war here and there and everywhere.

So either its not working, and he's wasted 25 years, or it is working and he's the only thing standing between us and Armageddon.

Maybe he's been preventing interplanetary war.  Ever think of that?


That works until the Orks show up. Because in the Grim Dark Future there is only war.

Wait.... maybe he has psionic powers and his belief in peace is counteracting the Orks belief in war...
 
2014-08-17 11:19:24 AM  
 
2014-08-17 11:23:17 AM  
what an idiot
 
2014-08-17 11:23:49 AM  

doglover: And for 25 years there's been more or less constant war here and there and everywhere.

So either its not working, and he's wasted 25 years, or it is working and he's the only thing standing between us and Armageddon.


That, and it took 25 years for anybody to even hear of him.
 
2014-08-17 11:24:37 AM  
I've been masturbating for world peace for over 3 decades. And I'll keep 'batin for 3 decades more if necessary. I'm committed. Knew this was life-long endeavour.

#BateForWorld Peace
 
2014-08-17 11:24:58 AM  
Has he reached his goal yet? Maybe he should rethink his methods and try walking forwards?
 
2014-08-17 11:29:23 AM  

doglover: And for 25 years there's been more or less constant war here and there and everywhere.

So either its not working, and he's wasted 25 years, or it is working and he's the only thing standing between us and Armageddon.


In America , we have an entire political party dedicated to more war by going backward. So they've obviously turned his deeds against him.
 
2014-08-17 11:36:32 AM  
Ponies are a lot better than walking backwards for world peace.

"Don't shoot guys in the back, drink cider with Applejack." Or something.
 
2014-08-17 11:41:45 AM  
Seems to be working like a mother-farker.
 
2014-08-17 11:42:37 AM  
I read the headline using the movie trailer voice over guy's voice.
 
2014-08-17 11:48:57 AM  

Wamphyr: I read the headline using the movie trailer voice over guy's voice.


In a world...

Where war is the only constant...

Only one man stands...

Between us and Armageddon...

Coming...

This Summer...

One Step Back
 
2014-08-17 11:55:39 AM  

GungFu: I've been masturbating for world peace for over 3 decades. And I'll keep 'batin for 3 decades more if necessary. I'm committed. Knew this was life-long endeavour.

#BateForWorld Peace


Have you considered combining the two activities? (nsfw)
 
2014-08-17 12:05:56 PM  
(: !yad ecin a evaH
 
2014-08-17 12:24:42 PM  
That's the way it works! Everyone walk backwards for Peace!
 
2014-08-17 12:41:30 PM  
I don't know if he has any arch enemies, but I bet this man has been the butt of many jokes.

/now I feel like a heel
 
2014-08-17 12:44:24 PM  
So is he coming or going?
 
2014-08-17 12:45:06 PM  
Mani Gump.
 
2014-08-17 12:46:05 PM  
World peace is a dream of the naive.
 
2014-08-17 12:47:56 PM  

GungFu: I've been masturbating for world peace for over 3 decades. And I'll keep 'batin for 3 decades more if necessary. I'm committed. Knew this was life-long endeavour.

#BateForWorld Peace


You too? Why, maybe there are even more of us!
 
2014-08-17 12:49:01 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: World peace is a dream of the naive.


Nihilism is a failure to understand the ultimate reality.
 
2014-08-17 12:49:49 PM  

Coming on a Bicycle: GungFu: I've been masturbating for world peace for over 3 decades. And I'll keep 'batin for 3 decades more if necessary. I'm committed. Knew this was life-long endeavour.

#BateForWorld Peace

You too? Why, maybe there are even more of us!


Me three! Also, your username is the tits!
 
2014-08-17 12:59:11 PM  
well, India does needs some food.  I think people just confused this for his need for whirled peas.  still, it won't mattar.
 
2014-08-17 12:59:31 PM  
Is his name Birkenstock? DNRTFA
 
2014-08-17 01:17:22 PM  

Oneofthesedays: Agent Smiths Laugh: World peace is a dream of the naive.

Nihilism is a failure to understand the ultimate reality.


Is that where the boss of the internet lives?
 
2014-08-17 01:21:09 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-17 01:22:37 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Oneofthesedays: Agent Smiths Laugh: World peace is a dream of the naive.

Nihilism is a failure to understand the ultimate reality.

Is that where the boss of the internet lives?


I hope you have a wonderful day. :)

/honestly
 
2014-08-17 01:33:54 PM  
Maybe he should have spent that time being a diplomat.
 
2014-08-17 02:34:48 PM  
So... About as useful as praying for peace... or using the "Like" button.
 
2014-08-17 02:38:17 PM  

Badgers: So... About as useful as praying for peace... or using the "Like" button.


I just smart and funny buttoned your post! Take that smartypants!
 
2014-08-17 02:47:16 PM  
Submitter hyphenated "25 years". What a bad righter.
 
2014-08-17 02:50:22 PM  
Next thing you know, retarded government officials, or wives of elected officials, will start pushing Hashtag campaigns in an effort to influence world events.
 
2014-08-17 02:59:10 PM  
In 1966 I met the "Peace Pilgrim;" she walked 118,000 miles from 1949 to 1981, it is estimated she crossed the country more than 20 times.

Ironically, she was killed in a traffic accident while as passenger in someone else's car.
 
2014-08-17 03:11:24 PM  

I was thinking of a different Indian...


i34.photobucket.com


/hopes somebody gets the reference

 
2014-08-17 03:15:41 PM  

stamped human bacon: I was thinking of a different Indian...
[i34.photobucket.com image 800x335]
/hopes somebody gets the reference


Little Big Man?
 
2014-08-17 03:52:28 PM  
Has it worked?
 
2014-08-17 03:55:35 PM  

stamped human bacon: I was thinking of a different Indian...
[i34.photobucket.com image 800x335]
/hopes somebody gets the reference


"Old Lodge Skins: This boy is no longer a boy. He's a brave. He is little in body, but his heart is big. His name shall be Little Big Man.
"
Little Big Man - 1970
 
2014-08-17 05:15:28 PM  
i180.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-17 09:03:16 PM  
This guy is lame. But I hear that if you can make America go ass-backwards, they will give you a Nobel peace prize...
 
2014-08-17 09:44:40 PM  

Oneofthesedays: Little Big Man?


oobiedoobie: Little Big Man - 1970


Yay!
 
2014-08-17 10:11:21 PM  

itsaidwhat: This guy is lame. But I hear that if you can make America go ass-backwards, they will give you a Nobel peace prize...


That's not how he got it...

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-17 11:11:30 PM  

GungFu: I've been masturbating for world peace for over 3 decades. And I'll keep 'batin for 3 decades more if necessary. I'm committed. Knew this was life-long endeavour.

#BateForWorld Peace


Like an idiot I actually searched this hashtag to see if it was a thing.  Only 1 hit, but looks like your idea predates twitter, and you were scooped by the British royalty.

"Queen Elizabeth opened the fall session of Parliament today with a pledge that 10 resources and wealth of the British Commonwealth of Nations would be thrown into the bate for world peace"

http://www.newspapers.com/newspage/22081754/   << In the "OCR text" area
 
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