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(Austin Statesman)   In a case of knowing her role woman steals a bottle of MD 20/20 to visit boyfriend in jail where she put him earlier in the evening. Stay weird Austin   (statesman.com) divider line 35
    More: Dumbass, Cedar Park, Alicia Walicke, Mad Dog  
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2014-08-17 03:55:11 AM  
"'Walicke advised her boyfriend was arrested earlier that evening by Cedar Park Officers and it was her fault so she wanted to make things right and go to jail,' according to the warrant."

Too much goodness here.  Any fool who says this isn't the all-around most desirable female to fark up in the last 72 hours will leave me no choice but to wave my tiny internet fist.
 
2014-08-17 04:44:00 AM  
I'm of the belief that if you are to steal booze, you shouldn't steal the cheap stuff.
 
2014-08-17 04:45:51 AM  
Austin is farking horrible. If you're going to Texas, and determined to go to a big city, go to Ft.Worth.
 
2014-08-17 04:59:37 AM  
Williamsom County is more of a Round Rock-ish kind of thing,but the area up there is easily confused. I remember working construction jobs there after hours,  going along 620 in long stretches of nowhere, until you hit I-35. the DFW area, only to shop, and San Antonio, even more scary than it was 3o years back.
 
2014-08-17 05:09:08 AM  
Whoa....Talk about tainted love.
 
2014-08-17 05:11:12 AM  
I guess she had just started trying to hide the bottle when they caught up with her.

NSFW
 
2014-08-17 05:39:04 AM  
Ah, Austin... one of the places  encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com goes when it needs a break from Florida.


Gotta appreciate the girl, though...
media.cmgdigital.com... cute and stupid.
 
2014-08-17 05:50:11 AM  
I guess he didn't get his Slurpee.
 
2014-08-17 05:50:32 AM  
Did she get to see her boyfriend in jail or not?
The article left me hanging... I mean besides telling us that she was a suicidal cop bitting biatch under the influence of a unknown substance. It must be true love.
 
2014-08-17 05:53:08 AM  

robohobo: Austin is farking horrible. If you're going to Texas, and determined to go to a big city, go to Ft.Worth.


I kinda like Austin.
//Loved the museum
// Suicidal nutbag slamming his plane into the building next to me kinda screwed up my lecture, but ... hey... museum
 
2014-08-17 05:57:29 AM  

robohobo: Austin is farking horrible. If you're going to Texas, and determined to go to a big city, go to Ft.Worth.


I agree. If you're thinking about moving to Austin, don't. We don't have the infrastructure to support you, and we're quickly running out of water.
 
2014-08-17 06:09:10 AM  
"Walicke advised her boyfriend was arrested earlier that evening by Cedar Park Officers and it was her fault so she wanted to make things right and go to jail,"

So is "advised" a new metaphor for "told cops"?  I can't keep up with the youngin's and their slang.
 
2014-08-17 06:09:49 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: robohobo: Austin is farking horrible. If you're going to Texas, and determined to go to a big city, go to Ft.Worth.

I agree. If you're thinking about moving to Austin, don't. We don't have the infrastructure to support you, and we're quickly running out of water.


Or maybe you and your hippie friends, Californians, wanna be musicians, couch dwellers, and the rest of you hipster scum GTFO so hopefully it can become a city worth being proud of again.
 
2014-08-17 06:14:35 AM  

LonMead: Ah, Austin... one of the places  [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 54x11] goes when it needs a break from Florida.


Gotta appreciate the girl, though...
[media.cmgdigital.com image 188x235]... cute and stupid.


Probably won't be cute for too long. Her skin, and obviously her behavior, appears to be showing signs of early stages of a serious meth habit.
 
2014-08-17 06:21:22 AM  

VonSchmegalton: Tyrone Slothrop: robohobo: Austin is farking horrible. If you're going to Texas, and determined to go to a big city, go to Ft.Worth.

I agree. If you're thinking about moving to Austin, don't. We don't have the infrastructure to support you, and we're quickly running out of water.

Or maybe you and your hippie friends, Californians, wanna be musicians, couch dwellers, and the rest of you hipster scum GTFO so hopefully it can become a city worth being proud of again.


I live in Houston, graduated from UT, and got the fark back ASAP. I'm a very liberal person but the amount of overreacting and laziness by the hipster/dropout community has been giving the city a bad name for a long time. This does not go to each and every person, but get the fark over yourselves. UT jocks are more friendly and welcoming than you pricks, and that says a lot.

/rant over
//just so tired of Austin
///I apologize for sounding like a douche
 
2014-08-17 06:52:49 AM  

VonSchmegalton: VonSchmegalton: Tyrone Slothrop: robohobo: Austin is farking horrible. If you're going to Texas, and determined to go to a big city, go to Ft.Worth.

I agree. If you're thinking about moving to Austin, don't. We don't have the infrastructure to support you, and we're quickly running out of water.

Or maybe you and your hippie friends, Californians, wanna be musicians, couch dwellers, and the rest of you hipster scum GTFO so hopefully it can become a city worth being proud of again.

I live in Houston, graduated from UT, and got the fark back ASAP. I'm a very liberal person but the amount of overreacting and laziness by the hipster/dropout community has been giving the city a bad name for a long time. This does not go to each and every person, but get the fark over yourselves. UT jocks are more friendly and welcoming than you pricks, and that says a lot.

/rant over
//just so tired of Austin
///I apologize for sounding like a douche


Glad when I see some Austin stuff get to break these out.

republicofaustin.comwww.austinchronicle.com
 
2014-08-17 07:11:24 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Know your role Austin, you piece of trash"
 
2014-08-17 07:27:02 AM  

eas81: VonSchmegalton: VonSchmegalton: Tyrone Slothrop: robohobo: Austin is farking horrible. If you're going to Texas, and determined to go to a big city, go to Ft.Worth.

I agree. If you're thinking about moving to Austin, don't. We don't have the infrastructure to support you, and we're quickly running out of water.

Or maybe you and your hippie friends, Californians, wanna be musicians, couch dwellers, and the rest of you hipster scum GTFO so hopefully it can become a city worth being proud of again.

I live in Houston, graduated from UT, and got the fark back ASAP. I'm a very liberal person but the amount of overreacting and laziness by the hipster/dropout community has been giving the city a bad name for a long time. This does not go to each and every person, but get the fark over yourselves. UT jocks are more friendly and welcoming than you pricks, and that says a lot.

/rant over
//just so tired of Austin
///I apologize for sounding like a douche

Glad when I see some Austin stuff get to break these out.

[republicofaustin.com image 797x1500][www.austinchronicle.com image 608x600]


That map is updated since I last saw. I used to be in gay tattoo, now I'm in house flippers. Accurate progression.
 
2014-08-17 07:56:28 AM  
Cute girl but just wasit until she dumps his ass for a better looking bad boy.
 
2014-08-17 08:01:33 AM  
Ah, yes, Mad Dog!  "The Wine of the Century"  They fail to mention that it was the 9th century.
 
2014-08-17 08:06:02 AM  
i762.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-17 08:57:05 AM  

spawn73: I'm of the belief that if you are to steal booze, you shouldn't steal the cheap stuff.


Really, at least grab some Thunderbird.
 
2014-08-17 10:07:44 AM  
Cedar Park is not Austin. It's part of the giant concrete sprawl that is reaching ever closer to Waco.
 
2014-08-17 10:31:36 AM  

eas81: VonSchmegalton: VonSchmegalton: Tyrone Slothrop: robohobo: Austin is farking horrible. If you're going to Texas, and determined to go to a big city, go to Ft.Worth.

I agree. If you're thinking about moving to Austin, don't. We don't have the infrastructure to support you, and we're quickly running out of water.

Or maybe you and your hippie friends, Californians, wanna be musicians, couch dwellers, and the rest of you hipster scum GTFO so hopefully it can become a city worth being proud of again.

I live in Houston, graduated from UT, and got the fark back ASAP. I'm a very liberal person but the amount of overreacting and laziness by the hipster/dropout community has been giving the city a bad name for a long time. This does not go to each and every person, but get the fark over yourselves. UT jocks are more friendly and welcoming than you pricks, and that says a lot.

/rant over
//just so tired of Austin
///I apologize for sounding like a douche

Glad when I see some Austin stuff get to break these out.

[republicofaustin.com image 797x1500][www.austinchronicle.com image 608x600]


thank you for the posters. and for reminding me why i never moved back to austin. i owned in the house flippers area many years ago and made good money flipping one house. it wasn't called flipping then and i didn't do it deliberately but damn it was the best investment ever.
 
2014-08-17 10:39:17 AM  
Is Mad Dog 20/20 slang? I thought that was the real name.
 
2014-08-17 10:58:53 AM  

Apos: Whoa....Talk about tainted love.


Nice. My parents had the vinyl. :)
 
2014-08-17 11:02:13 AM  

Oneofthesedays: Apos: Whoa....Talk about tainted love.

Nice. My parents had the vinyl. :)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGXpDhNAO1Y

The original is the best though.
 
2014-08-17 12:05:29 PM  

eas81: VonSchmegalton: VonSchmegalton: Tyrone Slothrop: robohobo: Austin is farking horrible. If you're going to Texas, and determined to go to a big city, go to Ft.Worth.

I agree. If you're thinking about moving to Austin, don't. We don't have the infrastructure to support you, and we're quickly running out of water.

Or maybe you and your hippie friends, Californians, wanna be musicians, couch dwellers, and the rest of you hipster scum GTFO so hopefully it can become a city worth being proud of again.

I live in Houston, graduated from UT, and got the fark back ASAP. I'm a very liberal person but the amount of overreacting and laziness by the hipster/dropout community has been giving the city a bad name for a long time. This does not go to each and every person, but get the fark over yourselves. UT jocks are more friendly and welcoming than you pricks, and that says a lot.

/rant over
//just so tired of Austin
///I apologize for sounding like a douche

Glad when I see some Austin stuff get to break these out.

[republicofaustin.com image 797x1500][www.austinchronicle.com image 608x600]


Graphics are Awesome!

As a Wilco resident, I'm getting a kick out of this touching love story.
 
2014-08-17 12:19:40 PM  

theorellior: Cedar Park is not Austin. It's part of the giant concrete sprawl that is reaching ever closer to Waco.


This. Did the submitter not even read the article they submitted? Willful stupidity is not a good thing for anyone.
 
2014-08-17 12:28:05 PM  
I wouldn't do that in Williamson County. They're likely going to give her 10-20 years for stealing that bottle. 30-40 once they find the meth.
 
2014-08-17 01:02:50 PM  
Point of order
Md 20/20 is marketed to white trash
Thunderbird for other ethnic groups
 
2014-08-17 01:46:27 PM  
Austin used to be a hell of a lot weirder. And a hell of a lot better.

Stay the fark out, go move somewhere else. And take some of these new farkheads with you.

/out of water, public transportation and weird.
//overbrimming with hipster transplants, traffic and a housing bubble about to farking explode in epic proportions.
///3 is traditional.
 
2014-08-17 02:20:33 PM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-17 04:29:08 PM  

AngryDragon: [img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 624x352]


Hi Angry,

Could you explain this graphic to me? I have never seen it before.
 
2014-08-17 05:11:08 PM  

orclover: //overbrimming with hipster transplants, traffic and a housing bubble about to farking explode in epic proportions.


If there's something quintessentially Austin, it's a housing bubble.
 
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