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(New York Daily News)   Pregnant woman gives birth while trying to enroll her 4 year-old son in preschool   (nydailynews.com) divider line 32
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2014-08-17 02:41:42 AM  
Enroll the new kid while you're at it.
 
2014-08-17 03:32:28 AM  
Sounds like those are lucky kids to have such a dedicated mother.

Congrats to the family on a healthy baby boy.
 
2014-08-17 03:47:06 AM  
I'm glad it was a pregnant woman, otherwise that would have been really awkward.
 
2014-08-17 04:01:52 AM  
Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science
 
2014-08-17 04:05:08 AM  
I am starting to doubt the veracity of the people who visit this website
 
2014-08-17 04:11:51 AM  

fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science


Wow.  Angry much?   Also, I didn't see anything in the article about it being a religious preschool.

You're a sad, strange little poster.
 
2014-08-17 04:18:02 AM  

fisker: I am starting to doubt the veracity of the people who visit this website


I am beginning to doubt your understanding of the word "veracity".
 
2014-08-17 04:21:07 AM  
This is a test right?
 
2014-08-17 04:22:40 AM  
3! 3 brown children,  ha-ha-ha!
img3.wikia.nocookie.net

/got nothing
 
2014-08-17 04:45:55 AM  

fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science


You do know the progress of a delivery is very unpredictable? In most countries, the hospital would send you home if you came in with early stage contractions.

Of course, in the US I assume you always get admitted because $$$
 
2014-08-17 04:50:39 AM  

Boo_Guy: 3! 3 brown children,  ha-ha-ha!
[img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 432x290]

/got nothing


I've heard a story about a white kid being born in Houston, but I think it's just an urban legend.

/this woman was already pregnant again on her way home
 
2014-08-17 05:17:06 AM  

granolasteak: fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science

Wow.  Angry much?   Also, I didn't see anything in the article about it being a religious preschool.

You're a sad, strange little poster.


It wasn't. Another article said she gave birth at Fisher Elementary School in Pasadena, Texas. And it's a public school.
 
2014-08-17 05:28:45 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: Boo_Guy: 3! 3 brown children,  ha-ha-ha!
[img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 432x290]

/got nothing

I've heard a story about a white kid being born in Houston, but I think it's just an urban legend.

/this woman was already pregnant again on her way home


This kind of racist nastiness is disgusting.
 
2014-08-17 06:10:18 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: granolasteak: fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science

Wow.  Angry much?   Also, I didn't see anything in the article about it being a religious preschool.

You're a sad, strange little poster.

It wasn't. Another article said she gave birth at Fisher Elementary School in Pasadena, Texas. And it's a public school.


Pasadena, Texas...
The only place in the world that when you fart; you roll up the car window.
 
2014-08-17 06:11:10 AM  
When my mother was in labor with my brother, she wanted to go get ice cream. Her friends, who she called, took her straight to the hospital. Dad, a fireman, was at work at the time.
 
2014-08-17 06:25:25 AM  
What's with the Sappy tag? More like nasty that this broad has 3 kids already but is so stupid she can't figure out that when you're in labor you don't have time to dilly dally.
 
2014-08-17 06:29:15 AM  

opiumpoopy: fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science

You do know the progress of a delivery is very unpredictable? In most countries, the hospital would send you home if you came in with early stage contractions.

Of course, in the US I assume you always get admitted because $$$


In the US, it's generally five to seven minutes between contractions before you go to the hospital. As soon as you figure out you're in labor, most people would be smart enough to stay home until it reaches the five minutes apart stage.
 
2014-08-17 08:00:54 AM  
"They had to wrap the newborn in school T-shirts because there was nothing else to swaddle him in."

Baby is already destined to be a hipster.
 
2014-08-17 08:03:43 AM  
Meanwhile, pre school will charge her double....
 
2014-08-17 08:51:46 AM  

skinink: "They had to wrap the newborn in school T-shirts because there was nothing else to swaddle him in."

Baby is already destined to be a hipster.


Hey man, I was born in a cow shed and lay swaddled in a manger before it was cool.

I'd tell you the village name but you'd not have heard of it.
 
2014-08-17 11:02:19 AM  

daffy: When my mother was in labor with my brother, she wanted to go get ice cream. Her friends, who she called, took her straight to the hospital. Dad, a fireman, was at work at the time.


When I was in labour, I wanted to go through the drive-thru at McD's because they had egg nog milkshakes and I REALLY wanted one. My husband thought that was a bad idea (he was right, I had surgery later on). I didn't get one until a month later and was very disappointed.
 
2014-08-17 11:10:13 AM  

fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science


Second (and third and fourth and ...) labor goes by much faster than the first one.   From the start of contractions to the final push can be just a couple short hours if the mother has delivered before.
 
2014-08-17 12:06:57 PM  

FizixJunkee: fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science

Second (and third and fourth and ...) labor goes by much faster than the first one.   From the start of contractions to the final push can be just a couple short hours if the mother has delivered before.


Just forget about it. It's pretty clear that this website doesn't get when people are joking anymore including its admins.

Jesus Christ.

Ambivalence: fisker: I am starting to doubt the veracity of the people who visit this website

I am beginning to doubt your understanding of the word "veracity".


Ain't THAT the truth?

granolasteak: fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science

Wow.  Angry much?   Also, I didn't see anything in the article about it being a religious preschool.

You're a sad, strange little poster.


Was I farking talking to you? Think about it. No, try again..... OK, NOW you get it.

Bathia_Mapes: granolasteak: fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science

Wow.  Angry much?   Also, I didn't see anything in the article about it being a religious preschool.

You're a sad, strange little poster.

It wasn't. Another article said she gave birth at Fisher Elementary School in Pasadena, Texas. And it's a public school.


Let me get this straight.....

You guys came up with this all on your own? You guys couldn't possibly or even reasonably understand that the shiat I was saying was sarcastic?

Bathia, you are an admin.

Shame on you.
 
2014-08-17 01:43:33 PM  

fisker: You guys came up with this all on your own? You guys couldn't possibly or even reasonably understand that the shiat I was saying was sarcastic?


When no one gets your "joke," perhaps you didn't tell it very well.
 
2014-08-17 02:08:30 PM  

Forty-Two: fisker: You guys came up with this all on your own? You guys couldn't possibly or even reasonably understand that the shiat I was saying was sarcastic?

When no one gets your "joke," perhaps you didn't tell it very well.

"Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science"


did you really think I was serious?
 
2014-08-17 02:10:36 PM  

Forty-Two: fisker: You guys came up with this all on your own? You guys couldn't possibly or even reasonably understand that the shiat I was saying was sarcastic?

When no one gets your "joke," perhaps you didn't tell it very well.


No, for real. I am seriously asking. Did you think I was being factual in ANY way when I made that comment?

Am I farking losing my mind? What is happening to this website?
 
2014-08-17 02:14:59 PM  
I thought that this website was supposed to be a way out of this.

Where one can talk and be completely facetious.
 
2014-08-17 03:49:22 PM  

opiumpoopy: fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science

You do know the progress of a delivery is very unpredictable? In most countries, the hospital would send you home if you came in with early stage contractions.

Of course, in the US I assume you always get admitted because $$$


I know first-hand how unpredictable labor is. When, my stepmother's water broke, we rushed her to the hospital, where she crowned just as the doctor walked into the room. The doctor quickly snapped on his gloves, turned around, and out popped my baby sister. We teased my stepmother for years about a possible career in the NFL.

Of course, my own mom turned to me and basically said, "Oh sure, SHE gets to pop one out after only a few minutes, but YOU had to put me through 18 hours before you come out."
 
2014-08-17 04:59:46 PM  

fisker: Forty-Two: fisker: You guys came up with this all on your own? You guys couldn't possibly or even reasonably understand that the shiat I was saying was sarcastic?

When no one gets your "joke," perhaps you didn't tell it very well.

No, for real. I am seriously asking. Did you think I was being factual in ANY way when I made that comment?

Am I farking losing my mind? What is happening to this website?


Relax.  A lot of people get castigated for telling jokes that are in poor taste.
 
2014-08-17 06:15:44 PM  

fisker: FizixJunkee: fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science

Second (and third and fourth and ...) labor goes by much faster than the first one.   From the start of contractions to the final push can be just a couple short hours if the mother has delivered before.

Just forget about it. It's pretty clear that this website doesn't get when people are joking anymore including its admins.

Jesus Christ.

Ambivalence: fisker: I am starting to doubt the veracity of the people who visit this website

I am beginning to doubt your understanding of the word "veracity".

Ain't THAT the truth?

granolasteak: fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science

Wow.  Angry much?   Also, I didn't see anything in the article about it being a religious preschool.

You're a sad, strange little poster.

Was I farking talking to you? Think about it. No, try again..... OK, NOW you get it.

Bathia_Mapes: granolasteak: fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science

Wow.  Angry much?   Also, I didn't see anything in the article about it being a religious preschool.

You're a sad, strange little poster.

It wasn't. Another article said she gave birth at Fisher Elementary School in Pasadena, Texas. And it's a public school.

Let me get this straight.....

You guys came up with this all on your own? You guys couldn't possibly or even reasonably understand that the shiat I was saying was sarcastic?

Bathia, you are an admin.

Shame on you.


Hey. lighten up. My sarcasm meter is in the shop. :-D
 
2014-08-17 11:57:43 PM  

FizixJunkee: fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science

Second (and third and fourth and ...) labor goes by much faster than the first one.   From the start of contractions to the final push can be just a couple short hours if the mother has delivered before.


I was in labour for 4 days and pushed for 2 hours with my first son. Second time around, 10 hours of labour, 2 minutes of pushing. By the time I got to the hospital, there was no time for drugs. Which made me very sad. I really wanted to try morphine.
 
2014-08-18 01:02:29 AM  

jamieleighc: FizixJunkee: fisker: Why couldn't she get her retarded Christian ass to a doctor in time? farking science

Second (and third and fourth and ...) labor goes by much faster than the first one.   From the start of contractions to the final push can be just a couple short hours if the mother has delivered before.

I was in labour for 4 days and pushed for 2 hours with my first son. Second time around, 10 hours of labour, 2 minutes of pushing. By the time I got to the hospital, there was no time for drugs. Which made me very sad. I really wanted to try morphine.


I'm really sorry, I am.

Please, you guys. I was joking. I am sorry. I don't understand anything anymore
 
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