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2014-08-17 02:44:39 AM  
Who is this Parson's chap?
 
2014-08-17 03:04:42 AM  
Jim Parson's what denies he's engaged?
 
2014-08-17 03:40:58 AM  
[ witty, sharp comment about 's ]
 
2014-08-17 03:58:47 AM  
At least it's not Jim Parsons'. That would be confusing to nail down.
 
2014-08-17 04:03:15 AM  
Maybe the eye in the sky told him he wasn't ready yet.
 
2014-08-17 04:15:38 AM  
Since I can't think of a witty comment about the headline fail, I'll just say that it's kind of nice that we've now progressed to the point where tabloids are making up engagement stories for gay actors instead of the olden days when it was just actors denying tabloid stories about their gayness.
 
2014-08-17 04:23:52 AM  
media.giphy.com
 
2014-08-17 04:52:15 AM  

GonzoNihilist: [media.giphy.com image 500x333]


Stop lying.
 
2014-08-17 05:07:54 AM  
imagizer.imageshack.us

NICE AD PLACEMENT!
 
2014-08-17 05:20:00 AM  
the modmin could've @ least added a "Bazinga!" to the headline
 
2014-08-17 05:37:03 AM  
I keep getting him confused with Jim Rash, so I came here expecting a "Community" thread and pictures of Alison Brie.
 
2014-08-17 06:30:19 AM  

Bucky Katt: Who is this Parson's chap?


First thing I thought of .
 
2014-08-17 06:53:46 AM  

Ball Peen Hammer Laxative: Maybe the eye in the sky told him he wasn't ready yet.


Don't say words you're gonna regret...
 
2014-08-17 08:20:32 AM  
Maybe this is just my vagina talking but isn't it kind of douchey to tell the world you're not engaged to your long time partner as if being so would be stupid and shiatty?  I can understand dispelling a rumor but that can't be a good feeling for the boyfriend.


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-17 08:30:48 AM  
He's 41? Dang. Must have that Ron Howard mutation.
 
2014-08-17 09:15:17 AM  
"Why don't he come out already?" "I know a guy that know a guy who he sex with!"
Am I doing it right for the entertainment tab farkers who think EVERY male actor is in the closet?
 
2014-08-17 09:39:47 AM  
I wish I didn't know this, but I do. You're reading this, so now you know that I know and I know you know that this Parsons guy is not engaged, despite rumors.

I didn't even know the rumor the existed.
 
2014-08-17 09:45:09 AM  
Did I do that?!

I love his catch phrase.
 
2014-08-17 10:07:12 AM  
Maybe his boyfriend isn't a fan of LAUGHTRACK or NERD BLACKFACE!
 
2014-08-17 10:15:30 AM  

Omnis_evil_twin: Maybe this is just my vagina talking but isn't it kind of douchey to tell the world you're not engaged to your long time partner as if being so would be stupid and shiatty?  I can understand dispelling a rumor but that can't be a good feeling for the boyfriend.


[31.media.tumblr.com image 245x138]


Or it could be that they want privacy, and by saying publicly they're not, nobody's snooping around for some dish on a possible wedding.

I told absolutely nobody (but my witnesses) that I was getting married until after I  was married.  Saved me from a metric farkton of drama.  Perhaps he just wants the same.
 
2014-08-17 10:19:02 AM  
He'll just build him a man when he wants one.

/ antici . . .
//
///
\\\\ . . . pation!
 
2014-08-17 10:21:06 AM  

maxx2112: He'll just build him a man when he wants one.

/ antici . . .
//
///
\\\\ . . . pation!



Arrgh . . . whaddya mean "throwing away non image."  You farking uploaded it, ya piece of shiat server!

Someone spill the Maker's Mark again?


media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com


/ hot
// no, not like that
/// nttawwt
 
2014-08-17 10:24:09 AM  

Ball Peen Hammer Laxative: Maybe the eye in the sky told him he wasn't ready yet.


Sauron?
 
2014-08-17 10:25:30 AM  
So...nozinga?
 
2014-08-17 10:59:11 AM  
I don't understand why this was made into an article.
 
2014-08-17 11:03:51 AM  

rynthetyn: Since I can't think of a witty comment about the headline fail, I'll just say that it's kind of nice that we've now progressed to the point where tabloids are making up engagement stories for gay actors instead of the olden days when it was just actors denying tabloid stories about their gayness.


Coupled with "now gay actors have to fend off engagement rumors like straight actors".
 
2014-08-17 11:04:47 AM  

FlyingJ: the modmin could've @ least added a "Bazinga!" to the headline


"What difference, at this point, does it make?"

/ Oh,... Bazinga ?....................Nevermind.
 
2014-08-17 11:08:00 AM  

Six_By_Nine: Omnis_evil_twin: Maybe this is just my vagina talking but isn't it kind of douchey to tell the world you're not engaged to your long time partner as if being so would be stupid and shiatty?  I can understand dispelling a rumor but that can't be a good feeling for the boyfriend.


[31.media.tumblr.com image 245x138]

Or it could be that they want privacy, and by saying publicly they're not, nobody's snooping around for some dish on a possible wedding.

I told absolutely nobody (but my witnesses) that I was getting married until after I  was married.  Saved me from a metric farkton of drama.  Perhaps he just wants the same.


This this and this.

/again, just like opposite-sex couples in the industry
 
2014-08-17 12:04:31 PM  

rynthetyn: Since I can't think of a witty comment about the headline fail, I'll just say that it's kind of nice that we've now progressed to the point where tabloids are making up engagement stories for gay actors instead of the olden days when it was just actors denying tabloid stories about their gayness.


That's nothing. He's only pretending to be gay so he can get work in Hollywood. That guy is just his beard.
 
2014-08-17 12:19:38 PM  
Great, he'll get married, settle down, get fat, lose his edge, and subsequently no Big Bang movie. Hulk Sad...
 
2014-08-17 12:21:00 PM  
I loved that episode where he was socially awkward.  It was better than that episode of Raymond where Ray's wife got mad.  It reminded me of that one time on Friends where Joey said something stupid.
 
2014-08-17 12:26:10 PM  
Jim Parsons - ANTI-GAY MARRIAGE!
 
2014-08-17 12:30:04 PM  
The show is annoying and his character is annoying but if he's with someone and they're happy then good on him.
 
2014-08-17 12:34:57 PM  
Is he gay?
 
2014-08-17 12:44:18 PM  

GonzoNihilist: [media.giphy.com image 500x333]


Well, people who go to the trouble of posting stupid GIFs do obviously.
 
2014-08-17 12:56:39 PM  
Oh.  I get it.  We all needed to know this because he's gay.  Because EVERYTHING gay needs to be greenlit on fark even if it's a link to a nonsensical article alerting people to the fact that some gay guy isn't engaged to some other gay guy.

What the fark, fark?
 
2014-08-17 01:06:39 PM  

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: Oh.  I get it.  We all needed to know this because he's gay.  Because EVERYTHING gay needs to be greenlit on fark even if it's a link to a nonsensical article alerting people to the fact that some gay guy isn't engaged to some other gay guy.

What the fark, fark?


you said gay four times.
 
2014-08-17 01:08:11 PM  
Getting a million bucks an episode and in a community property state? Yeah I'd be not getting married.

/or wanting a ring depending on who's got the job.
 
2014-08-17 01:09:52 PM  

BalugaJoe: Is he gay?


are you blind and deaf?
 
2014-08-17 01:39:47 PM  

maxx2112: maxx2112: He'll just build him a man when he wants one.

/ antici . . .
//
///
\\\\ . . . pation!


Arrgh . . . whaddya mean "throwing away non image."  You farking uploaded it, ya piece of shiat server!

Someone spill the Maker's Mark again?


[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 650x366]


/ hot
// no, not like that
/// nttawwt


He did Rocky Horror?  I didn't know that, that's awesome!
 
2014-08-17 01:41:33 PM  

BalugaJoe: Is he gay?


Does a cat got an ass ?
 
2014-08-17 03:20:01 PM  

RottenEggs: BalugaJoe: Is he gay?

Does a cat got an ass ?


More importantly, does it touch the table when it sits on it?
 
2014-08-17 03:44:32 PM  

Omnis_evil_twin: Maybe this is just my vagina talking but isn't it kind of douchey to tell the world you're not engaged to your long time partner as if being so would be stupid and shiatty?  I can understand dispelling a rumor but that can't be a good feeling for the boyfriend.



In a romantic comedy it'd end up that the boyfriend did it in the hopes of getting him to pop the question. Most likely it's just something a publicist "accidentally" said out loud near a gossip rag journalist in the hopes of gaining media coverage.
 
2014-08-17 03:56:55 PM  

solo89: Jim Parsons - ANTI-GAY MARRIAGE!


Okay, THAT would have been a funny headline.
 
2014-08-17 03:57:53 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: Oh.  I get it.  We all needed to know this because he's gay.  Because EVERYTHING gay needs to be greenlit on fark even if it's a link to a nonsensical article alerting people to the fact that some gay guy isn't engaged to some other gay guy.

What the fark, fark?

you said gay four times.


Fark really likes gay.
 
2014-08-17 04:03:51 PM  

whither_apophis: Getting a million bucks an episode and in a community property state? Yeah I'd be not getting married.

/or wanting a ring depending on who's got the job.


Just wait until gay palimony starts up. I have been saying all along that lawyers were behind pushing gay marriage through so fast. follow the money.
 
2014-08-17 04:07:51 PM  

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: Oh.  I get it.  We all needed to know this because he's gay.  Because EVERYTHING gay needs to be greenlit on fark even if it's a link to a nonsensical article alerting people to the fact that some gay guy isn't engaged to some other gay guy.

What the fark, fark?


The article never said the word gay. The headline didn't say gay. All it talked about was one person in a relationship denying that they were already engaged to the other.

You are the one making it about "GAY". What the fark difference does it make, and how is it any different that the 1000 other articles TMZ publishes about couples??
 
2014-08-17 04:22:34 PM  

Bucky Katt: Who is this Parson's chap?


He's the guy who does the Niles from Frasier impression and makes more per episode than you or I will ever see.

/was it a hate crime to say that?
 
2014-08-17 04:46:13 PM  

Mugato: Bucky Katt: Who is this Parson's chap?

He's the guy who does the Niles from Frasier impression and makes more per episode than you or I will ever see.

/was it a hate crime to say that?


Not unless liking Frazier is hate worthy.
 
2014-08-17 04:46:59 PM  

Huh.  I thought Jim and Todd got married last year, just before Paleyfest.  Jim's wearing a ring here:


i759.photobucket.com
 
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