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(KOAT Albuquerque)   Apparently, among the highlights to be found at Albuquerque's zoo are puddles of visitor urine   (koat.com) divider line 20
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2014-08-17 12:07:33 AM  
That's just the way things go...in AAAAAA-AAAAAAALLLLBUQUERQUE

www.albinoblacksheep.com
 
2014-08-17 12:15:47 AM  
What? Polar bears are scary...
 
2014-08-17 02:27:20 AM  
"It's kind of gross, but as I say, I think it's something that'll happen in most heavily visited places," said zoo curator Bill Aragon.

No, Bill, that doesn't happen in most heavily visited places.  Why would you even say something like that?
 
2014-08-17 02:34:14 AM  
Alert me when they start flinging their poop.

/monkey see
//monkey do
 
2014-08-17 02:36:09 AM  
The place needs more non-paved areas if they're getting puddles. More restrooms wouldn't hurt, either.
 
2014-08-17 02:39:03 AM  
I was there about a decade ago and the Albuquerque Zoo's polar bear exhibit and their cougar "enclosure" were spectacular.

(I made it to the restroom, honest.)
 
2014-08-17 02:40:43 AM  

aenemated.com



/or 100
 
2014-08-17 02:50:49 AM  
How do they know it's visitor urine?

I think it's a zoo employee gone rogue.
 
2014-08-17 02:58:23 AM  
You know, some people are willing to pay extra for that.
 
2014-08-17 03:37:53 AM  

zerkalo: Alert me when they start flinging their poop.

/monkey see
//monkey do


Lots of animals mark their territory with urine scent. The visitors are only doing what comes naturally.
 
2014-08-17 04:03:37 AM  
I lived in that town for a while.  The entire place is a gawddamned hole.

 Most of the zoo animals walk the streets.

 The rest of the zoo animals drive Police cars.

 (they deserve each other, trust me)

 If it was possible to entirely forget the experience, I would.

 I did not know it was entirely possible to waste space in New Mexico, but that town does.

 (Farmington, NM draws a close second. I saw a guy get stabbed in the head at a bar there for borrowing a Bic lighter without asking)

 In my years in NM, I never once saw a person wash their hands. Never, ever. Not once.

(and people ask me why I will not eat "Mexican Food")

 I am glad Albuquerque is not in the United States.

www.fugly.com
 
2014-08-17 06:30:57 AM  
I don't know why people are so surprised about this.

The somalians  here do this all of the time. They just hold their curtains out away from their bodies, squat a little bit and piss where ever they are.

On the street, at Wal~Mart (on the carpet even), at school, every where.

If you say anything, you are a racist.
 
2014-08-17 07:20:07 AM  
How much sauerkraut are these people eating for breakfast?
 
2014-08-17 07:55:21 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: How much sauerkraut are these people eating for breakfast?


I HATE sauerkraut!  That's all I'm really trying to say.
 
2014-08-17 10:35:10 AM  

ItchyBrother: I lived in that town for a while.  The entire place is a gawddamned hole.

 Most of the zoo animals walk the streets.

 The rest of the zoo animals drive Police cars.

 (they deserve each other, trust me)

 If it was possible to entirely forget the experience, I would.

 I did not know it was entirely possible to waste space in New Mexico, but that town does.

 (Farmington, NM draws a close second. I saw a guy get stabbed in the head at a bar there for borrowing a Bic lighter without asking)

 In my years in NM, I never once saw a person wash their hands. Never, ever. Not once.

(and people ask me why I will not eat "Mexican Food")

 I am glad Albuquerque is not in the United States.

[www.fugly.com image 450x358]


I love New Mexico but Alb is... went to this salsa club (pretty sweet) and as we're walking in notice police in riot gear staged on the street like the Lions are gonna win the Super Bowl. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...
 
2014-08-17 10:36:31 AM  

lack of warmth: Mr. Shabooboo: How much sauerkraut are these people eating for breakfast?

I HATE sauerkraut!  That's all I'm really trying to say.


Seriously. I'm mostly German but damn don't try to feed me some rotten cabbage. WTF is wrong with you?!?
 
2014-08-17 12:25:34 PM  
Ricky Spanish.
 
2014-08-17 12:33:36 PM  
Congratulations, Albuquerque, on finding a way to make the zoo an even more depressing place.
 
2014-08-17 12:59:50 PM  
Must be the blue meth
 
2014-08-17 02:26:07 PM  
It's a zoo.  There's piss and shiat all over the place.  A little more won't make a difference.

/I DO NOT go to zoos.
 
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