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2014-08-16 09:19:49 AM  
What a HORRIBLE waste of bacon fat!
 
2014-08-16 09:31:18 AM  

ginandbacon: What a HORRIBLE waste of bacon fat!


Pssh... says you! I'm takin' that thing to the moon!
 
2014-08-16 09:34:03 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: ginandbacon: What a HORRIBLE waste of bacon fat!

Pssh... says you! I'm takin' that thing to the moon!


HAHA!!!! Morning Thief!
 
2014-08-16 10:11:35 AM  
Do I have to change my name to bacon grabber to post here ?
 
2014-08-16 11:40:56 AM  
Is it Kosher?
 
2014-08-16 11:45:47 AM  
And then they came for the alcohol, to turn it into fuel.
And I did nothing as I had no alcohol.
And then they came for the bacon, to turn it into fuel,,,
 
2014-08-16 11:46:04 AM  
Bacon for eat!  FOR EAT!

*RsTFA, sees 'bacon grease'*

For cook, but okay.

ginandbacon: What a HORRIBLE waste of bacon fat!


We may need more bacon to make up for the loss, so it's perhaps not all bad.  Something of a sin, granted, but we might be able to balance it out.
 
2014-08-16 11:57:31 AM  

ten foiled hats: Bacon for eat!  FOR EAT!

*RsTFA, sees 'bacon grease'*

For cook, but okay.

ginandbacon: What a HORRIBLE waste of bacon fat!

We may need more bacon to make up for the loss, so it's perhaps not all bad.  Something of a sin, granted, but we might be able to balance it out.


Well, at least it's a bike so it probably gets pretty good MPBF units. If someone ever tried to run an SUV on the stuff, I'd have to skewer them.
 
2014-08-16 12:06:16 PM  
Turbo
Bacon
Motorcycle

That's some genius level shiat.
 
2014-08-16 12:47:42 PM  
Looks good, I like it.  I'd ride the crap out of it.

And I could always use another motorcycle that eats Hogs for breakfast.
 
2014-08-16 01:01:04 PM  
It looks like they started designing a cool looking bike, and just said "aw, screw it" when they got to the seat.
 
2014-08-16 01:28:10 PM  
I think they should sell this concept to police forces that use motorcycles. Pigs riding a bacon-powered motorcycle seems appropriate.
 
2014-08-16 01:34:49 PM  
"runs on biodiesel fuel"

subby, shiatty blog both fail
 
2014-08-16 01:49:53 PM  
Vroom-Vroom!
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2014-08-16 02:30:52 PM  

ginandbacon: What a HORRIBLE waste of bacon fat!


Came here to say this.  Much better would be to pan-fry sliced potatoes with onions.
 
2014-08-16 03:01:10 PM  
I think we can all (or maybe *mostly*) agree that if indeed it ran on *bacon*, that would be a waste of bacon *we* could be eating.

But, as it runs on fuel derived from bacon *grease*, this is acceptable. In fact, refueling the bike makes a damn good excuse to cook more bacon.

(As if we ever need an *excuse*).

/just made two pounds of thick cut Cherrywood smoked bacon for breakfast today, with homemade pancakes and blackberry syrup.
 
2014-08-16 03:57:18 PM  

moike: Looks good, I like it.  I'd ride the crap out of it.

And I could always use another motorcycle that eats Hogs for breakfast.


That's a low bar. I once saw a Vespa smoke a Harley stoplight to stoplight. A Vespa.
 
2014-08-16 04:25:43 PM  
It's no more acceptable to waste bacon grease powering this bike than it would be to use the bacon.

What do you think country gravy is made from? What are you going to put on your biscuits? YOU CAN'T HAVE BISCUITS AND GRAVY WITHOUT GRAVY.

And as anyone who's had a properly-made serving of fresh buttermilk biscuits slathered in perfect country gravy well attest to, THAT is the real star of the breakfast plate. You almost only cook the bacon to get the grease to begin with.
 
2014-08-16 04:34:08 PM  

LectertheChef: moike: Looks good, I like it.  I'd ride the crap out of it.

And I could always use another motorcycle that eats Hogs for breakfast.

That's a low bar. I once saw a Vespa smoke a Harley stoplight to stoplight. A Vespa.


To be fair, you can pack a lot of power into a Vespa...

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2014-08-16 06:16:30 PM  
That story went just as I was submitting the same story.

\\\ \\\Lousy timing.
 
2014-08-16 08:01:53 PM  
I'd love to read you a poem about my vegan bicycle.
 
2014-08-17 01:14:30 AM  
And next week, some hippies will ride it to Denver powered by vegan biodiesel refined from sustainably farmed hemp.

Biodiesel is refined from fats. That motorcycle doesn't care if the fat started out as bacon fat or vegetable oil. Also doesn't care if you pull up to the gas station and fill it up with diesel. Nothing special here, except that someone did a really nice job mounting an automotive diesel engine into a motorcycle frame. Not many diesel powered motorcycles out there.
 
2014-08-17 10:08:49 AM  
Ya'll do know that marijuana produces a fine motor fuel.

"By extracting the juice from the marijuana plant and processing it through a simple process, this scientist has found that you can get half a gallon of fuel, from as little as a couple of pounds, for gas for your vehicle. This fast growing, easy to harvest plant can replace about 50 to 75 percent of our oil requirements without putting a strain on our food supply. "

Git er dun.
 
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