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(The New York Times)   Get ready for the next big fad diet from Michelin-starred chef Joël Robuchon and the acupuncturist and neuropharmacologist Dr. Nadia Volf. Farkers should probably skip goji berries as they stimulate libido   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Dr. Nadia Volf, happiness, cherries, serotonin, recipes  
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2014-08-16 01:58:00 PM  
4 votes:
Fad diet? Here's one:
2014-08-16 03:05:59 PM  
2 votes:
If you want to lose weight, there are several reliable ways. Loss of limb is quite common, and effective. A diet high in fecal matter is also usually fairly effective.
2014-08-16 12:53:00 PM  
2 votes:
Stimulate LIbido?  I'm already masturbating non-stop all weekend, what else do you want from me?
2014-08-16 02:31:16 PM  
1 vote:

Boo_Guy: Does the new diet involve chicken?
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De chicky in der basky!
2014-08-16 02:09:41 PM  
1 vote:
Sorry, I only take diet advice from the undisputed experts in the field: overweight, overpriveleged 20-something white women with Gender Studies degrees. Healthy lifestyles are a tool of the Patriarchy, doncha know?
2014-08-16 02:03:28 PM  
1 vote:

2chris2: Goji berries don't stimulate the libido.

If you have your partner stick them up your but they do. have you been eating them? Gross!
2014-08-16 01:14:59 PM  
1 vote:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The rule I've heard is eat more colors: Green, Red, Yellow, Orange. And then avoid white things.

Seems to work well enough. Haven't gained any weight from college.

/Green popsicles totally count

white non-starchy veg are ok. Avoid labels where any sugar-related-thing is added, avoid the words enriched and bleached.

/today is cheat day so poptarts and  a glass of chocolate milk were enjoyed.
2014-08-16 01:11:12 PM  
1 vote:
The two staples of a Michelin diet are Marshmallow Fluff and a hard-to-chew black substance with treads which makes you tired just trying to eat..
2014-08-16 10:15:21 AM  
1 vote:
tl;dr summary of this article:

"I've fallen for every stupid fad diet that's come down the pipeline in the last 20 years and none of them have worked. But this one totally will. For reals. Also, ain't us girls stupid?"
2014-08-16 09:50:05 AM  
1 vote:
I know *exactly* which of my friends will be religiously converted to this. At least the food looks edible.
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