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(WSBTV)   Me: Drew, you are obviously drunk. Drew: i DON'T CARE   (wsbtv.com) divider line 35
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2014-08-16 08:34:18 AM  
Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
 
2014-08-16 09:29:25 AM  
Was this the exchange before deleting the politics queue?
 
2014-08-16 11:40:37 AM  
Shocker: Alcohol Makes You Care Less


Ric Romero reporting.
 
2014-08-16 11:41:06 AM  
The piano has been drinking
 
2014-08-16 11:41:42 AM  
I couldn't care less.
 
2014-08-16 11:48:27 AM  
Is this when the worthless bastard started putting ads inside the threads on mobile, even for TF members?
 
2014-08-16 11:49:37 AM  
Oh, I care. It's just that I care in more subtle ways. Like when I stumble into your heirloom vase and chip the rim. If I weren't drunk, I might give you money or something. But how impersonal is that? That's like saying, here suck my giant, thin, rectangular cock that's covered in the symbols of the Illuminati and cocaine residue. Instead, because I care more subtly, I might smush that chipped off piece back into place with a little bit of my Trident chewing gum to hold it in place. Plus, I have to pee and the bathroom's occupied, so well, this is convenient.
 
2014-08-16 11:53:39 AM  
I care about getting more alcohol.
 
2014-08-16 11:56:36 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: The piano has been drinking


Go home, piano.
 
2014-08-16 12:08:19 PM  

LesserEvil: I couldn't care less.


I could, but it's early and I haven't started the hard stuff yet.
 
2014-08-16 12:09:44 PM  
I got a beer in my left and and my shocker in the right.
 
2014-08-16 12:11:23 PM  

xanadian: Was this the exchange before deleting the politics queue?


I keep hearing about this, but does anyone have the details of what happened?
 
2014-08-16 12:20:54 PM  

grumpfuff: Shocker: Alcohol Makes You Care Less


Ric Romero reporting.


THIS.  Christ on a crutch, how obvious does this need to be?
 
2014-08-16 12:22:30 PM  
If you mean careless, hell yeah. All I have is plastic wear..glasses, plates, bowls...cause I done broked all the other ones. And guess what? I couldn't CARE LESS!
 
2014-08-16 12:24:48 PM  
A single drink. Truly a proper measure of what happens when you booze it up and wake up the next morning with consequences of actions you don't remember taking.

zulius: xanadian: Was this the exchange before deleting the politics queue?

I keep hearing about this, but does anyone have the details of what happened?


Okay, you are aware that headlines are submitted and the admins choose to greenlight the headlines they choose to hit the main page? Well, Drew got drunk one Friday night and deleted (not just redlit) everything in the queue that was slated for the Politics tab. Not even TotalFarkers could access them anymore, they were just gone. He then instagreened his own headline telling us all to go out and have a life 'cuz it was Friday night and why the hell were we messing around on the internet (well, that's the gist).
 
2014-08-16 12:27:09 PM  
I really, really need a breathalyzer for my internets.
 
2014-08-16 12:28:42 PM  
For anyone who's been to Vegas knows this, and the pure oxygen they pump in is just bonus.
/sit nearest to the bar and gamble if getting smashed is your goal
 
2014-08-16 12:34:33 PM  

zulius: xanadian: Was this the exchange before deleting the politics queue?

I keep hearing about this, but does anyone have the details of what happened?


What's to tell.

Drew, while drunk, wiped the politics tab clean, and told everybody to go and play outside.
 
2014-08-16 12:41:24 PM  

Mrs.Sharpier: The piano has been drinking


Love that song...very nice
 
2014-08-16 12:43:22 PM  

zulius: xanadian: Was this the exchange before deleting the politics queue?

I keep hearing about this, but does anyone have the details of what happened?


Back in June, 2010 he got really, really, really drunk & went nuclear on the entire politics queue. Here's the thread, but be warned that it has over 5,200 comments so it will take some time to load.
 
2014-08-16 12:56:35 PM  

megarian: I really, really need a breathalyzer for my internets.


Funny, I thought you were a breathlizer for the internets.
 
2014-08-16 01:00:03 PM  

megarian: I really, really need a breathalyzer for my internets.


Why? Did you flash us and I missed it?
 
2014-08-16 01:04:46 PM  

vudukungfu: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.


Not nearly enough FFoY references on Fark.
 
2014-08-16 01:06:18 PM  

vudukungfu: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.


Glad to see that got covered so quickly.
 
2014-08-16 01:09:46 PM  

lockers: megarian: I really, really need a breathalyzer for my internets.

Funny, I thought you were a breathlizer for the internets.


Not Anymore.

There was an incident.
 
2014-08-16 01:10:29 PM  

SDRR: megarian: I really, really need a breathalyzer for my internets.

Why? Did you flash us and I missed it?


66.98% chance.
 
2014-08-16 01:13:09 PM  

Saborlas: A single drink. Truly a proper measure of what happens when you booze it up and wake up the next morning with consequences of actions you don't remember taking.

zulius: xanadian: Was this the exchange before deleting the politics queue?

I keep hearing about this, but does anyone have the details of what happened?

Okay, you are aware that headlines are submitted and the admins choose to greenlight the headlines they choose to hit the main page? Well, Drew got drunk one Friday night and deleted (not just redlit) everything in the queue that was slated for the Politics tab. Not even TotalFarkers could access them anymore, they were just gone. He then instagreened his own headline telling us all to go out and have a life 'cuz it was Friday night and why the hell were we messing around on the internet (well, that's the gist).


Lol.

Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
 
2014-08-16 01:15:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-16 01:23:00 PM  
I'm having a shot now.......
i1280.photobucket.com
Carry on.
 
2014-08-16 01:23:12 PM  

Saborlas: A single drink. Truly a proper measure of what happens when you booze it up and wake up the next morning with consequences of actions you don't remember taking.

zulius: xanadian: Was this the exchange before deleting the politics queue?

I keep hearing about this, but does anyone have the details of what happened?

Okay, you are aware that headlines are submitted and the admins choose to greenlight the headlines they choose to hit the main page? Well, Drew got drunk one Friday night and deleted (not just redlit) everything in the queue that was slated for the Politics tab. Not even TotalFarkers could access them anymore, they were just gone. He then instagreened his own headline telling us all to go out and have a life 'cuz it was Friday night and why the hell were we messing around on the internet (well, that's the gist).


He nuked the greenlit stuff in the politics tab too.
 
2014-08-16 02:29:14 PM  
It also makes you dumber.

I realized this after I quit. I was a pretty heavy drinker starting at about 5:00p everyday hitting the bourbon hard until midnight or so.

For about 1/2 of my day (awake hours) was spent tipsy to very drunk.  So, half of the thoughts during that day came from an inebriated mind.

And the mornings I was pretty hung over so that couldn't be considered 100% normal, either

Now I second guess anyone who drinks (or any drugs) on a regular basis.
 
2014-08-16 02:35:20 PM  

vudukungfu: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.


This is NOT a chawade, now twy that again, this time, with feeeeeering.....
 
2014-08-16 05:18:58 PM  

megarian: I really, really need a breathalyzer for my internets.


Why? We know you're always drunk.

/you can probably safely assume that about the rest of us
 
2014-08-16 08:29:24 PM  

uber humper: It also makes you dumber.

I realized this after I quit. I was a pretty heavy drinker starting at about 5:00p everyday hitting the bourbon hard until midnight or so.

For about 1/2 of my day (awake hours) was spent tipsy to very drunk.  So, half of the thoughts during that day came from an inebriated mind.

And the mornings I was pretty hung over so that couldn't be considered 100% normal, either

Now I second guess anyone who drinks (or any drugs) on a regular basis.


lol up until the 3rd sentence I thought you were referring to the politics tab.
 
2014-08-17 07:06:25 AM  

uber humper: It also makes you dumber.

I realized this after I quit. I was a pretty heavy drinker starting at about 5:00p everyday hitting the bourbon hard until midnight or so.

For about 1/2 of my day (awake hours) was spent tipsy to very drunk.  So, half of the thoughts during that day came from an inebriated mind.


Every time I feel uncomfortable with how much I drink and start to think about not drinking for a while, I read a Fark thread and realize I'm doing fine, I'm just a lightweight weekend drunk. Thanks! :D
 
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