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(TMZ)   Selena Gomez and that angry Canadian beaver have gotten back together. This is not a repeat of last month, of the six months, of the past year or any of the other billions of other times they've been on and off since 2011   (tmz.com) divider line 46
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2014-08-16 12:54:11 AM  
Noooo! I thought she was banging that chick, and it woulda been so hot.
 
2014-08-16 08:04:06 AM  

Bathysphere: Noooo! I thought she was banging that chick, and it woulda been so hot.


You're thinking of Samantha Ronson.
 
2014-08-16 08:07:28 AM  
I'm starting to get the impression that Selena isn't that bright.
 
2014-08-16 08:19:08 AM  
www.claudepate.com
This is madness
 
2014-08-16 08:19:56 AM  
How can we ever be rid of this queef in human form?

I know! Let's send a note to Hamas saying that if they fire a few rockets at Bieber, it'll cause the entire Israeli chain-of-command to collapse!

/don't die a virgin
//dead terrorists are waiting for you
 
2014-08-16 08:20:47 AM  
And just when you thought that hoser bastard couldn't get any more annoying, he starts spouting Bible verses.  Somebody summon Cthulu before they reproduce.
 
2014-08-16 08:30:23 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Bathysphere: Noooo! I thought she was banging that chick, and it woulda been so hot.

You're thinking of Samantha Ronson.


That's not hot.
 
2014-08-16 08:33:28 AM  
 
2014-08-16 09:14:47 AM  
wasn't he "banging models" for the past month ?

Does that overnight-born-again-bad-boy schtick really work with catholic girls ? If so, I've missed quite a lot of opportunities in my time.
 
2014-08-16 09:26:28 AM  

Dancis_Frake: wasn't he "banging models" for the past month ?

Does that overnight-born-again-bad-boy schtick really work with catholic girls ? If so, I've missed quite a lot of opportunities in my time.


Nah, I think it has more to do with her canoodling with that other chick, and not wanting her fans to think she doesn't love the cock anymore. Either that, or they're just mad that a porn star and an MMA fighter are getting more attention on TMZ than they are.
 
2014-08-16 09:42:05 AM  

LectertheChef: Dancis_Frake: wasn't he "banging models" for the past month ?

Does that overnight-born-again-bad-boy schtick really work with catholic girls ? If so, I've missed quite a lot of opportunities in my time.

Nah, I think it has more to do with her canoodling with that other chick, and not wanting her fans to think she doesn't love the cock anymore. Either that, or they're just mad that a porn star and an MMA fighter are getting more attention on TMZ than they are.


And a dead comedian. Because, you know, why? Why did he do that? And, btw, have I told you my depression/suicide story? It's amazeballs.
But newsbreak, after harrassing every person he'd ever known, it comes out that Robin Williams wasn't happy all the time. Want a picture of his corpse?

Hard to compete with that.
 
2014-08-16 09:49:11 AM  
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2014-08-16 10:06:46 AM  

Garko: [img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x333]


Except Fark. A site predominantly populated by middle age nerds is seemingly obsessed with consuming Bieber news. Reading about Bieber, talking about how much we hate Bieber, speculating about Bieber's sex life, it's all Bieber all the time here.

But totally, no 1 curr. I always obsess the most about thing I don't curr about.
 
2014-08-16 10:13:37 AM  
She must like a big dick.
 
2014-08-16 10:17:33 AM  

Jack Lambert's Missing Teeth: Garko: [img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x333]

Except Fark. A site predominantly populated by middle age nerds is seemingly obsessed with consuming Bieber news. Reading about Bieber, talking about how much we hate Bieber, speculating about Bieber's sex life, it's all Bieber all the time here.

But totally, no 1 curr. I always obsess the most about thing I don't curr about.


Not curring so much makes a hard man humble
 
2014-08-16 10:33:22 AM  

ChrisDe: She must like a big dick.


...with a small penis.
 
2014-08-16 10:33:43 AM  
It's OK guys...they're wearing their purity rings
 
2014-08-16 11:12:45 AM  
At this point, they probably deserve each other.
 
2014-08-16 11:15:00 AM  
She has a fantastic taste in men morons.
 
2014-08-16 11:27:50 AM  
This is confusing to me. Selena, you seem like such a nice girl, with your wholesome ways and your adorable, scrunched-up chipmunk face. You're like an ethnic Reese Witherspoon, who doesn't get drunk and belligerent in public. Why Selena, why?
 
2014-08-16 11:35:37 AM  

cryinoutloud: This is confusing to me. Selena, you seem like such a nice girl, with your wholesome ways and your adorable, scrunched-up chipmunk face. You're like an ethnic Reese Witherspoon, who doesn't get drunk and belligerent in public. Why Selena, why?


Well, they both get something out of it. Bieber gets a piece of ass that he doesn't have to pay by the hour for, and Selena is into women.
 
2014-08-16 11:58:31 AM  
She will look back on this guy as her "what the hell was I thinking?" phase.
 
2014-08-16 12:17:26 PM  
I was really hoping her and Vanessa would get together:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-16 12:20:56 PM  
I hate living in a world where this turd gets to hop on that and take it for a ride.
 
2014-08-16 01:36:03 PM  

TUO3MTA3: I was really hoping her and Vanessa would get together:

[i.imgur.com image 500x700]


Go on...
 
2014-08-16 01:56:41 PM  
Every girls has her type. She, apparently, like talentless diaper dandies. Good for her for being true to herself.
 
2014-08-16 02:12:30 PM  
Does the Beiber still do concerts or recordings anymore, or is he just doing DUI and vandalism arrests these days?
 
2014-08-16 02:30:57 PM  
They have to get back together to make sure their herpes is in alignment still.
 
2014-08-16 02:52:12 PM  

timswar: Every girls has her type. She, apparently, like talentless diaper dandies. Good for her for being true to herself.


The indications are that she likes women. Bieber is just the closest thing to a female she can find in male form.
 
2014-08-16 03:04:14 PM  

jso2897: timswar: Every girls has her type. She, apparently, like talentless diaper dandies. Good for her for being true to herself.

The indications are that she likes women. Bieber is just the closest thing to a female she can find in male form.


Surely she could find a beard that's a little more presentable.
 
2014-08-16 03:46:29 PM  

jso2897: timswar: Every girls has her type. She, apparently, like talentless diaper dandies. Good for her for being true to herself.

The indications are that she likes women. Bieber is just the closest thing to a female she can find in male form.


Is that why her family forced her into rehab? I thought it was the abortion.
 
2014-08-16 05:09:45 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: jso2897: timswar: Every girls has her type. She, apparently, like talentless diaper dandies. Good for her for being true to herself.

The indications are that she likes women. Bieber is just the closest thing to a female she can find in male form.

Is that why her family forced her into rehab? I thought it was the abortion.


That's a straight line about Beebs right there just begging to be put out of its' misery.
 
2014-08-16 05:20:20 PM  
He is saying that he is trying to be a better person.

This deserves the hero tag, not the stupid tag.
 
2014-08-16 05:23:48 PM  

flondrix: Does the Beiber still do concerts or recordings anymore, or is he just doing DUI and vandalism arrests these days?


Yes.
He is currently working on his next album. He had mentioned that in some posts back in June.

It is encouraging that someone worth so much money is still working hard rather than acting like a trustaferian.
 
2014-08-16 05:56:09 PM  
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You know the thing about Selena Gomez ,
she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'.
Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.

And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin'
and the ocean turns red in spite of all the poundin' and hollerin',
and she rips you to pieces.
 
2014-08-16 06:41:44 PM  
I can see a Rihanna/Brown event in their future.
 
2014-08-16 07:09:54 PM  

All Latest: I can see a Rihanna/Brown event in their future.


Yeah, I'm wondering when she kicks his ass and leaves him bleeding on a curb in LA.
 
2014-08-16 07:11:10 PM  

The sofa: He is saying that he is trying to be a better person.

This deserves the hero tag, not the stupid tag.

 
2014-08-16 09:59:32 PM  
My opinion? He took her cherry and she hasn't had enough other sexual experiences yet.
I've seen it happen too many times--especially with "romance always on their brain" young ladies. Which is almost all Latino girls from good families. They just have a whole lot of trouble getting over that first f*ck.
 
2014-08-16 11:25:47 PM  

flondrix: Does the Beiber still do concerts or recordings anymore, or is he just doing DUI and vandalism arrests these days?



It's some kind of new performance art that looks and sound like garbage but is actually profound and nuanced, the rest of us just don't "get it", kinda like rap.
 
2014-08-16 11:27:23 PM  

All Latest: I can see a Rihanna/Brown event in their future.


I predict holocaust event in his future
 
2014-08-17 12:55:44 AM  
Selena Gomez is dating William Shatner's hair?
 
2014-08-17 10:13:48 AM  
Is Bieber angling for a fiance visa when his O-1 gets revoked?
 
2014-08-17 10:51:21 AM  

Meatybrain: Selena Gomez is dating William Shatner's hair?


Bill's hair is older, more mature, and more talented than the Beebster.
 
2014-08-17 05:31:08 PM  

varmitydog: My opinion? He took her cherry and she hasn't had enough other sexual experiences yet.
I've seen it happen too many times--especially with "romance always on their brain" young ladies. Which is almost all Latino girls from good families. They just have a whole lot of trouble getting over that first f*ck.


They weren't taught the difference between having sex the first time, and being made love to the first time.  How many times have women written about building up the first time as some magical, romantic, galactic event, only to have it boil down to poke, pop, and off to the next adventure.
 
2014-08-17 08:00:50 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: varmitydog: My opinion? He took her cherry and she hasn't had enough other sexual experiences yet.
I've seen it happen too many times--especially with "romance always on their brain" young ladies. Which is almost all Latino girls from good families. They just have a whole lot of trouble getting over that first f*ck.

They weren't taught the difference between having sex the first time, and being made love to the first time.  How many times have women written about building up the first time as some magical, romantic, galactic event, only to have it boil down to poke, pop, and off to the next adventure.


Yeah, wimmins be stoopid yo
 
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