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(Fox 21 News)   Man arrested for bowhunting a deer at car dealership   (fox21news.com) divider line 39
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2014-08-16 12:06:38 AM  
Police said a deer had been struck by an arrow.

The deer was found and so was the suspect, Byers.


Well, how was the deer?
 
2014-08-16 01:05:15 AM  

fusillade762: Police said a deer had been struck by an arrow.

The deer was found and so was the suspect, Byers.

Well, how was the deer?


Delicious.
 
2014-08-16 04:05:51 AM  
Fark deer. Nothing but rats with hooves.
 
2014-08-16 06:35:04 AM  

fusillade762: Police said a deer had been struck by an arrow.

The deer was found and so was the suspect, Byers.

Well, how was the deer?


Euthanized.
 
2014-08-16 06:36:17 AM  
I wish someone would come into my yard and hunt these damn things.  They just stand there 3 feet from me looking at me and munching on my flowers.  Until I shoot them in the ass with my BB gun...
 
2014-08-16 06:39:21 AM  
a deer at a Lexus auto dealer in Motor City.

Lexus? That's not a squirrel-crushing, deer-smacking, driving machine!
 
2014-08-16 06:40:14 AM  
Why didn't he wrassle it  to death using his skills?
 
2014-08-16 06:42:38 AM  

oukewldave: I wish someone would come into my yard and hunt these damn things.  They just stand there 3 feet from me looking at me and munching on my flowers.  Until I shoot them in the ass with my BB gun...


Three feet? Why not choose a double-handed sword and scream "there can only be one!" while you cut off its head?
 
2014-08-16 06:48:20 AM  

UsikFark: oukewldave: I wish someone would come into my yard and hunt these damn things.  They just stand there 3 feet from me looking at me and munching on my flowers.  Until I shoot them in the ass with my BB gun...

Three feet? Why not choose a double-handed sword and scream "there can only be one!" while you cut off its head?


Too messy.  And might scare the neighbor kids.
 
2014-08-16 06:53:40 AM  
Are we sure that he just wasn't trying to help Marshall Lucky?
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"Hi, friends. Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Cars, where we're lowering inflation not only by fighting high prices, not only by murdering high prices, but by blowing the living sh*t out of high prices!"
 
2014-08-16 06:54:33 AM  
"Police said a deer had been struck by an arrow.
The deer was found and so was the suspect, Byers......."


......unfortunately all were killed in a hail of police gunfire. It was coming right at them.
 
2014-08-16 07:02:06 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: Fark deer. Nothing but rats with hooves.


And longer legs, larger bodies, occasional antlers, and shorter, fluffy tails. But, yeah, I agree--deer and rats are similarly adorable (and kind of silly).
 
2014-08-16 07:03:01 AM  
That is quite possibly the most homoerotic sport on earth, right there.
 
2014-08-16 07:05:56 AM  
fark deer... They're the whole reason for lyme disease.
 
2014-08-16 07:10:02 AM  

LonMead: Are we sure that he just wasn't trying to help Marshall Lucky?
[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 350x517]
"Hi, friends. Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Cars, where we're lowering inflation not only by fighting high prices, not only by murdering high prices, but by blowing the living sh*t out of high prices!"


I haven't seen that in a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqHZWdFVyyQ

(a few NSFW words)
 
2014-08-16 07:11:57 AM  
I was expecting this to be a story about some guy shooting arrows into a Chevy Impala.
 
2014-08-16 07:21:09 AM  

PunkTiger: I was expecting this to be a story about some guy shooting arrows into a Chevy Impala.


4.bp.blogspot.com
"I will BURN the first biatch to try this!"
 
2014-08-16 07:23:51 AM  

Smoking GNU: PunkTiger: I was expecting this to be a story about some guy shooting arrows into a Chevy Impala.

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"I will BURN the first biatch to try this!"


Okay that was my LOL for the morning. Not only becuase I got the reference, but because he has such a goofy grin on his face.

Thank you.
 
2014-08-16 07:34:40 AM  
Getting a kick etc.

Looking out my window watching deer eat my vegetation as I type.

If my yard was bigger I could bow hunt them. I think you need something like 200 feet or yards clearance from your neighbors though. And my yard is big but not that big.
 
2014-08-16 07:37:15 AM  

jwookie: fark deer... They're the whole reason for lyme disease.


No, they are not. Lyme disease is spread by ticks. While ticks use deer as hosts for blood, they do not pick up Lyme from them. Mice, fox, and other animals also act as hosts for the ticks that spread Lyme.
 
2014-08-16 07:43:21 AM  

jwookie: fark deer... They're the whole reason for lyme disease.


Well, not quite the WHOLE reason.

There's Ixodes scapularis and borellia partying too.

/ yummy venison
 
2014-08-16 07:46:12 AM  

hardinparamedic: That is quite possibly the most homoerotic sport on earth, right there.


I work with a female international archer.

Other than avoiding serious disputes with her, what assumptions should I be making about her?
 
2014-08-16 07:49:41 AM  

opiumpoopy: hardinparamedic: That is quite possibly the most homoerotic sport on earth, right there.

I work with a female international archer.

Other than avoiding serious disputes with her, what assumptions should I be making about her?


She volunteered as tribute?
 
2014-08-16 07:57:09 AM  
I took my wife hunting with me and bought her a custom made hunting outfit. 

She thought the antlers on the hat were really cute.
 
2014-08-16 08:09:16 AM  

opiumpoopy: hardinparamedic: That is quite possibly the most homoerotic sport on earth, right there.

I work with a female international archer.

Other than avoiding serious disputes with her, what assumptions should I be making about her?


I was referring to the sport of rolling around with sweaty, oiled men in tights.
 
2014-08-16 08:11:59 AM  
I have to admit that steaks walking right in to your yard certainly makes breaking the law very tempting but I think my neighbors would freak
 
2014-08-16 08:12:35 AM  

kindms: I have to admit that steaks walking right in to your yard certainly makes breaking the law very tempting but I think my neighbors would freak


How about if you offered to cut them in on the deal too
 
2014-08-16 08:12:44 AM  
I read this headline as "Man arrested for bowhunting cat at car dealership"

/need coffee
//might have been the worst caturday
 
2014-08-16 08:15:13 AM  

oukewldave: I wish someone would come into my yard and hunt these damn things.  They just stand there 3 feet from me looking at me and munching on my flowers.  Until I shoot them in the ass with my BB gun...


Count your blessings, in Montgomery County, Maryland, it's illegal to hunt, period. The place is so thick with deer that people cover their gardens with steel nets, and the deer still eat them.
The county is 99% suburbia, and the hooved rats just mill around in the streets.
 
2014-08-16 08:20:54 AM  
I don't see a problem. A car dealership is the perfect place to dodge darts.
 
2014-08-16 08:31:05 AM  
If you're going to hunt deer in an urban environment, doing it with a bow is the safest method.
 
2014-08-16 08:50:08 AM  

Fool_Marquis: oukewldave: I wish someone would come into my yard and hunt these damn things.  They just stand there 3 feet from me looking at me and munching on my flowers.  Until I shoot them in the ass with my BB gun...

Count your blessings, in Montgomery County, Maryland, it's illegal to hunt, period. The place is so thick with deer that people cover their gardens with steel nets, and the deer still eat them.
The county is 99% suburbia, and the hooved rats just mill around in the streets.


Not because suburban sprawl has eaten up their habitat or anything.
 
2014-08-16 10:03:07 AM  
Maybe he was just a big fan of the movie?
 
2014-08-16 10:49:02 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: Fool_Marquis: oukewldave: I wish someone would come into my yard and hunt these damn things.  They just stand there 3 feet from me looking at me and munching on my flowers.  Until I shoot them in the ass with my BB gun...

Count your blessings, in Montgomery County, Maryland, it's illegal to hunt, period. The place is so thick with deer that people cover their gardens with steel nets, and the deer still eat them.
The county is 99% suburbia, and the hooved rats just mill around in the streets.

Not because suburban sprawl has eaten up their habitat or anything.


Suburban sprawl has actually increased there habitat. Deer like to forage at the forest edge, which is basically what most suburban areas are.
 
2014-08-16 12:00:37 PM  
www.mydogspot.com

// out of leopards and pointed sticks
 
2014-08-16 12:23:26 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: Fark deer. Nothing but rats with hooves.


Elk taste better.
 
2014-08-16 01:10:17 PM  
Everyone knows you hunt deer at tractor dealerships. Get a clue.
 
2014-08-16 02:54:16 PM  
There was a short-lived 'reality' show about some guys bow hunting in the Connecticut suburbs. Some funny stuff.

Chasing Tail
 
2014-08-16 04:49:23 PM  
What kind of white-trash bullshiat is thi....

Oh
 
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