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(People Magazine)   Are Coldplay's Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence dating? *sarcastic thumbs up, nods head, mouths "oh yeah, right"*   ( people.com) divider line
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2014-08-15 07:35:54 PM  
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2014-08-15 07:37:57 PM  
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2014-08-15 07:40:41 PM  
www.nooooooooooooooo.com
 
2014-08-15 08:21:10 PM  
bsc.omg-squee.com
 
2014-08-15 08:33:14 PM  
I'm pretty sure J.Law's got higher standards than that.

/call me, Jen
 
2014-08-15 08:56:28 PM  
Martin is known for chasing after and hooking up with Asian women.In fairness, Lawrence is a step up from Goopy...
 
2014-08-15 09:04:15 PM  
Gwyneth Paltrow is going to have a hard time not cursing around her drinking water.
 
2014-08-15 09:30:24 PM  
Lulz. Martin-Lawrence

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2014-08-15 09:40:42 PM  
I've dated above my pay grade before, good for him.
 
2014-08-15 10:55:22 PM  
37/2 + 7 + 25.5

Chris Martin is violating the rules, but I guess they're different for "rock" stars.
 
2014-08-15 10:56:17 PM  

Mugato: I've dated above my pay grade before, good for him.


Out-kicked your punt coverage?
 
2014-08-15 10:58:23 PM  

TheXerox: Martin is known for chasing after and hooking up with Asian women.In fairness, Lawrence is a step up from Goopy...


Yes, I would certainly say so.
 
2014-08-15 11:04:27 PM  
As if we needed another reason to feed him to the god living in the volcano.
 
2014-08-15 11:09:49 PM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: 37/2 + 7 + 25.5

Chris Martin is violating the rules, but I guess they're different for "rock" stars.

rich people

The rules never apply when you are rich
 
2014-08-15 11:15:43 PM  

Triumph: Martin-Lawrence



"That's not how it works."

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DOCTOR: Amelia, from now on I shall be leaving the kissing duties to the brand new Mister Pond.
RORY: No, I'm not Mister Pond. That's not how it works.
DOCTOR: Yeah, it is.
RORY: Yeah, it is.
 
2014-08-15 11:17:03 PM  
Can you imagine how saccharin his next album is going to be, if this is true? Be the second leading cause of diabetes.
 
2014-08-15 11:17:53 PM  
Now if we could get Shailene Woodley to date the singer from Radiohead. YorkWood?
 
2014-08-15 11:29:59 PM  

Tellingthem: Occam's Disposable Razor: 37/2 + 7 + 25.5

Chris Martin is violating the rules, but I guess they're different for "rock" stars. rich people

The rules never apply when you are rich


The only rule for rich guys is "I keep getting older, they stay the same age."
 
2014-08-15 11:34:01 PM  
You know, I hate the whole "OMG they were flirting, are they dating?" shiat these sites do. Do none of these writers ever consider the possibility that they could just be farking, or that he was flirting with her so he could try to fark her? Why does dating have to enter the equation? You don't see articles like this for most rock stars and their groupies.
 
2014-08-15 11:53:29 PM  
I really hope for her sake they're not dating.  She could do SO much better.
 
2014-08-15 11:53:30 PM  

Tellingthem: Occam's Disposable Razor: 37/2 + 7 + 25.5

Chris Martin is violating the rules, but I guess they're different for "rock" stars. rich people

The rules never apply when you are rich


Like, say, the Constitutional right to be presumed innocent until proven guilty? Funny how that rule doesn't apply to the rich in Farkistan. If you make enough money and are accused of a crime you should immediately be thrown into the slammer and get ass-raped by Bubba, whereas a poor person should be entitled to the best legal defense pro bono and fark you if you have any suspicions that he might be guilty.
 
2014-08-15 11:56:49 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Tellingthem: Occam's Disposable Razor: 37/2 + 7 + 25.5

Chris Martin is violating the rules, but I guess they're different for "rock" stars. rich people

The rules never apply when you are rich

Like, say, the Constitutional right to be presumed innocent until proven guilty? Funny how that rule doesn't apply to the rich in Farkistan. If you make enough money and are accused of a crime you should immediately be thrown into the slammer and get ass-raped by Bubba, whereas a poor person should be entitled to the best legal defense pro bono and fark you if you have any suspicions that he might be guilty.


Settle down Beavis, no one said a farking thing about anything to do with actual laws. Go take that shiat where it belongs, the outhouse that is the politics tab.
 
2014-08-16 12:02:59 AM  
ugh, another katie holmes/tom cruise thing.  she loved him 10 yrs ago when she was a kid and now can put him on her to-do list.  celebrity is really farked up.
 
2014-08-16 12:06:16 AM  

PillsHere: I really hope for her sake they're not dating.  She could do SO much better.


Stopped by to say this same thing.
 
2014-08-16 12:08:48 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Tellingthem: Occam's Disposable Razor: 37/2 + 7 + 25.5

Chris Martin is violating the rules, but I guess they're different for "rock" stars. rich people

The rules never apply when you are rich

Like, say, the Constitutional right to be presumed innocent until proven guilty? Funny how that rule doesn't apply to the rich in Farkistan. If you make enough money and are accused of a crime you should immediately be thrown into the slammer and get ass-raped by Bubba, whereas a poor person should be entitled to the best legal defense pro bono and fark you if you have any suspicions that he might be guilty.


www.firedaily.com
 
2014-08-16 12:17:55 AM  
don't like. he's ew.
 
2014-08-16 12:56:40 AM  
He seems like a sleaze bag for some reason.
 
2014-08-16 01:17:52 AM  
I have never wanted to punch a guy so bad before.
/grrrrr
 
2014-08-16 01:33:24 AM  
This is just a diversionary tactic to get us to stop talking about Ferguson
 
2014-08-16 01:33:42 AM  

Alunan: [bsc.omg-squee.com image 211x245]


There's always one that feels obligated to explain the obvious joke.
 
2014-08-16 01:35:16 AM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: 37/2 + 7 + 25.5

Chris Martin is violating the rules, but I guess they're different for "rock" stars.


amandashoesmaker.files.wordpress.com

Rules keeping you from sleeping with Jennifer Lawrence are meant to be broken.
 
2014-08-16 02:04:01 AM  

lindalouwho: PillsHere: I really hope for her sake they're not dating.  She could do SO much better.

Stopped by to say this same thing.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-16 03:08:00 AM  

lindalouwho: PillsHere: I really hope for her sake they're not dating.  She could do SO much better.

Stopped by to say this same thing.


Okay...now name the hot women out there who couldn't do better than the person they're with.
 
2014-08-16 04:07:28 AM  
I want to shove my penis in her turdcutter while jammed a taser to the back of her neck.
 
2014-08-16 04:40:35 AM  
I hate when Coldplay comes on Alt Nation. I say to my radio: Coldplay is mainstream by definition. This is the antitheses of alternative.

Then I switch over to the Boneyard, and there's Ted Nugent. Then over to Hair Nation for some Great White.

Then I seriously (no pun intended) consider cancelling my Sirius account and getting a bluetooth receiver.
 
2014-08-16 05:54:02 AM  
Or maybe JLaw is just flirting with him in public because she's a troll and knows it will piss of Gwen 'Help Me, It's A Carbohydrate!' Paltrow. Now that would be hilarious.
 
2014-08-16 07:11:11 AM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: 37/2 + 7 + 25.5

Chris Martin is violating the rules, but I guess they're different for "rock" stars.


The rule clearly states you may subtract 1 year for every million dollars you have in the bank.
 
2014-08-16 07:33:00 AM  
Well, at least he don't have to knit his breakfast no more.
 
2014-08-16 07:43:12 AM  
First two times I saw the headline I thought it was jennifer Lopez. I was wondering why the comments didn't make sense.
 
2014-08-16 08:18:10 AM  
If true, he certainly traded up.
 
2014-08-16 08:44:37 AM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: 37/2 + 7 + 25.5

Chris Martin is violating the rules, but I guess they're different for "rock" stars.


You didn't put enough quotes over """""rock""""".
 
2014-08-16 09:51:28 AM  

Triumph: lindalouwho: PillsHere: I really hope for her sake they're not dating.  She could do SO much better.

Stopped by to say this same thing.

[i.imgur.com image 850x850]



Ok...that really did make me lol. Nice.
 
2014-08-16 10:50:19 AM  

The Flexecutioner: ugh, another katie holmes/tom cruise thing.  she loved him 10 yrs ago when she was a kid and now can put him on her to-do list.  celebrity is really farked up.


Oh come on, like you wouldn't do the same thing if you had a chance.

/Well not my childhood to do list
//Except Robert Downey Jr, he's still on the list
 
2014-08-16 10:58:55 AM  
If only half of what I've heard about Paltrow is true, this is just the universe paying Martin back for not strangling her.

"Ok, you didn't commit murder so you can have a few months with Jennifer"

/of course, if everything I've heard is true, a small taste of Lawrence (followed by a soul crushing dump) could be punishment for *not* killing Paltrow.
 
2014-08-16 11:04:31 AM  
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I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
 
2014-08-16 12:29:22 PM  

The Flexecutioner: ugh, another katie holmes/tom cruise thing.  she loved him 10 yrs ago when she was a kid and now can put him on her to-do list.  celebrity is really farked up.


There is 20 years between me and Jennifer Lawrence, and I would date her in a heartbeat. I don't see anything "farked up" about two adults dating.
 
2014-08-16 12:30:49 PM  

Dragonflew: The Flexecutioner: ugh, another katie holmes/tom cruise thing.  she loved him 10 yrs ago when she was a kid and now can put him on her to-do list.  celebrity is really farked up.

There is 20 years between me and Jennifer Lawrence, and I would date her in a heartbeat. I don't see anything "farked up" about two adults dating.


They let 4-year-olds posts here?
 
2014-08-16 12:40:55 PM  

LonMead: Dragonflew: The Flexecutioner: ugh, another katie holmes/tom cruise thing.  she loved him 10 yrs ago when she was a kid and now can put him on her to-do list.  celebrity is really farked up.

There is 20 years between me and Jennifer Lawrence, and I would date her in a heartbeat. I don't see anything "farked up" about two adults dating.

They let 4-year-olds posts here?


I knew I should have slashied that with "/four years old". I was totally planning to.
 
2014-08-16 12:42:00 PM  

if_i_really_have_to: The Flexecutioner: ugh, another katie holmes/tom cruise thing.  she loved him 10 yrs ago when she was a kid and now can put him on her to-do list.  celebrity is really farked up.

Oh come on, like you wouldn't do the same thing if you had a chance.

/Well not my childhood to do list
//Except Robert Downey Jr, he's still on the list


it's rare for dudes to have a thing for women 10-15 yrs older than them based on childhood crushes.  If it had been me when I was 23 (1997) Im not sure who that would be.  I cant think of who in the 10yrs-older-than-me crowd i would have had a crush on back then.

And yeah, if I was chick-rock musician and it was JLaw ... with the fist of an angry old man yelling at clouds.  I wish I was a former teenage heart throb who abandoned things like shame a long time ago.  Thanks for my rural bible-belt upbringing, Mom.

/NOT!
 
2014-08-16 12:50:54 PM  

The Flexecutioner: if_i_really_have_to: The Flexecutioner: ugh, another katie holmes/tom cruise thing.  she loved him 10 yrs ago when she was a kid and now can put him on her to-do list.  celebrity is really farked up.

Oh come on, like you wouldn't do the same thing if you had a chance.

/Well not my childhood to do list
//Except Robert Downey Jr, he's still on the list

it's rare for dudes to have a thing for women 10-15 yrs older than them based on childhood crushes.  If it had been me when I was 23 (1997) Im not sure who that would be.  I cant think of who in the 10yrs-older-than-me crowd i would have had a crush on back then.

And yeah, if I was chick-rock musician and it was JLaw ... with the fist of an angry old man yelling at clouds.  I wish I was a former teenage heart throb who abandoned things like shame a long time ago.  Thanks for my rural bible-belt upbringing, Mom.

/NOT!


I'm 27 and there's still some women I liked as a kid and teen who I'd still do in a heartbeat. i.e. Salma Hayek (Good mother of mercy), Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Jessica Alba (6 years isn't a lot right?), etc.
 
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