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(The Raw Story)   A strange addiction: Woman named Teddy Bear Paradise can't stop threatening to assassinate presidents   (rawstory.com) divider line 44
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2014-08-15 07:30:46 PM  
We been spendin' most our lives, livin' a Teddy Bear Paradise...
Have threatened the prez once or twice, livin' as Teddy Bear Paradise.
 
2014-08-15 07:35:13 PM  
Mom??!?
 
2014-08-15 07:39:42 PM  
cdn.abclocal.go.com

Looks more like Grumpy Cat.
 
2014-08-15 07:48:48 PM  
those eyes.... are soulless lumps of coal.
 
2014-08-15 08:00:01 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: We been spendin' most our lives, livin' a Teddy Bear Paradise...
Have threatened the prez once or twice, livin' as Teddy Bear Paradise.


Can't stand those Secret Service guys, livin' as Teddy Bear Paradise.
Using my return address wasn't wise, livin' as Teddy Bear Paradise
 
2014-08-15 08:14:43 PM  
And there are some cynical people out there who think the spirit of bipartisanship is dead.

/I don't usually like to make fun of the mentally ill but when I do, it's idiots like this.
 
2014-08-15 09:59:57 PM  
She's no Squeaky, that's for sure.
 
2014-08-15 10:07:47 PM  

Gulper Eel: She's no Squeaky, that's for sure.


Sarah Jane had Moore of an impact...
 
2014-08-15 11:22:17 PM  
Giving yourself a hot stripper name doesn't make you a hot stripper.
 
2014-08-15 11:29:13 PM  
Still at large:
www.thelookingspoon.com
www.examiner.com
I usually try not to threadshiat but what the hell, it's Friday.
 
2014-08-15 11:35:14 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: We been spendin' most our lives, livin' a Teddy Bear Paradise...
Have threatened the prez once or twice, livin' as Teddy Bear Paradise.


OK that sounds like a Lana Del Rey song. Is that off the new album?
 
2014-08-15 11:42:57 PM  

Boo_Guy: Still at large:
[www.thelookingspoon.com image 499x646]
[www.examiner.com image 442x720]
I usually try not to threadshiat but what the hell, it's Friday.


Yeah. But you know - we could never really cleanse our culture of all the violence and hostility, and sick minds are like sponges. They wander around looking for nasty things to soak up, and invariably find them. Any individual voice in the chorus of whaargaarbl is just that - only one voice of many.
Just ....don't....look!
 
2014-08-15 11:49:25 PM  
A GIS search for Teddy Bear Paradise turned up a link to an incredibly disturbing Jehova's Witness blog that is far more farked than anything I've seen a while.

The link


From the page:

img.fark.net

"Demonised Teddy - Fact or Fiction?
Let's take a look at some of the facts...
"
 
2014-08-16 12:08:08 AM  

fusillade762: [cdn.abclocal.go.com image 850x478]

Looks more like Grumpy Cat.


Yep.

d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net
 
2014-08-16 12:13:24 AM  

with great power comes great insanity: I_Am_Weasel: We been spendin' most our lives, livin' a Teddy Bear Paradise...
Have threatened the prez once or twice, livin' as Teddy Bear Paradise.

OK that sounds like a Lana Del Rey song. Is that off the new album?


Coolio, or the (better) version by Weird Al.
 
2014-08-16 12:18:07 AM  

fusillade762: [cdn.abclocal.go.com image 850x478]

Looks more like Grumpy Cat.


Saw the stripper name and "56" and decided that was enough.

www.funniestmemes.com
 
2014-08-16 12:30:31 AM  
This is the second time O'Neal has threatened to assassinate a sitting President

BECAUSE DURR BOTH SIDES ARE BADDDDD
 
2014-08-16 12:47:48 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: We been spendin' most our lives, livin' a Teddy Bear Paradise...
Have threatened the prez once or twice, livin' as Teddy Bear Paradise.


And we're done here.
 
2014-08-16 12:57:20 AM  
i229.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-16 01:12:40 AM  
She looks happy.
The kind of happy where you chew on peoples faces.
The world needs more happy people.
 
2014-08-16 01:29:46 AM  
Teddy Bear Paradise is a good band name.
 
2014-08-16 01:32:36 AM  
"Breaker 1-9, is anyone there?
Come on back truckers and talk to Teddy Bear"

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-16 01:33:09 AM  

fusillade762: Looks more like Grumpy Cat.


Mixed with a bit of Limecat.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-16 01:36:34 AM  

Hector Remarkable: [i229.photobucket.com image 525x278]


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-16 01:52:10 AM  
$100 says she has over 50 cats.
 
2014-08-16 02:05:08 AM  
At least she is non-partisan and honest, she has my vote.
 
2014-08-16 03:40:30 AM  

GrailOfThunder: with great power comes great insanity: I_Am_Weasel: We been spendin' most our lives, livin' a Teddy Bear Paradise...
Have threatened the prez once or twice, livin' as Teddy Bear Paradise.

OK that sounds like a Lana Del Rey song. Is that off the new album?

Coolio, or the (better) version by Weird Al.


Based off Stevie Owner's Pastime Paradise...
 
2014-08-16 03:41:05 AM  
*Wonder's
 
2014-08-16 07:56:51 AM  
"Sentencing has been set for Nov. 7 and she faces up to five years in a federal prison, U.S. prosecutors said."

It's just a hunch, but I think she might go to a mental institution instead. And that's just for the name, let alone the death threats.
 
2014-08-16 08:10:29 AM  
Dammit, now I've got Weird Al singing in my head....
 
2014-08-16 08:52:29 AM  

derpes_simplex: A GIS search for Teddy Bear Paradise turned up a link to an incredibly disturbing Jehova's Witness blog that is far more farked than anything I've seen a while.

The link


From the page:

[img.fark.net image 300x300]

"Demonised Teddy - Fact or Fiction?
Let's take a look at some of the facts... "


Yeah, that sounds about right.

I was raised southern baptist and my mom would tell me satan was in everything. She never did the theatrics like that, but holy shiat, everything she didn't like was the devil. Until I dropped religion, she had me believing coffee was for satanists. Coffee.
 
2014-08-16 09:34:10 AM  

Wyalt Derp: It's just a hunch, but I think she might go to a mental institution instead. And that's just for the name, let alone the death threats.


Maybe they'll give her a scholarship to the SouthWest School of Broadcasting Science, where she'll become the next big Rush Limbaugh, smoke cigars, visit exotic lands to meet young boys.
 
2014-08-16 09:45:03 AM  
What show does she host on Fox?
 
2014-08-16 09:54:35 AM  

whidbey: This is the second time O'Neal has threatened to assassinate a sitting President

BECAUSE DURR BOTH SIDES ARE BADDDDD


Is that what you took from that? Wow, you really are a Democrat cheerleading white knight.

They put that on there because it's relavent to the story. This lady, with a crazy name, threatened the president and it isn't the first time she threatened a president. The other could've been Clinton, too, you know.

Not everything has to be "BSABSVR". Not all victims are Democrat.
 
2014-08-16 10:29:15 AM  
If you go out in the woods today you'd better not go alone
If you go out in the woods today you'll wish you had stayed at home
For every kook that ever there was
Is out to shoot the Preznit because
Today's the day that Teddy Bear has her picnic
 
2014-08-16 10:40:53 AM  

FatherDale: Dammit, now I've got Weird Al singing in my head....


How is that a bad thing?

/walked into RiffTrax Godzilla, heard Yoda playing and knew it was going to be good
 
2014-08-16 11:42:44 AM  

Bondith: FatherDale: Dammit, now I've got Weird Al singing in my head....

How is that a bad thing?

/walked into RiffTrax Godzilla, heard Yoda playing and knew it was going to be good


"Gloryhole of the gods!"

/Riffzilla was awesome!
//It actually did say Riffzilla on my credit card stub!
 
2014-08-16 12:11:16 PM  
i1279.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-16 02:26:58 PM  
I saw the part about correcting it from "women" to "woman" at the bottom of the story and thought, nope, still two letters too long to describe...that.
 
2014-08-16 03:47:11 PM  

machoprogrammer: Not everything has to be "BSABSVR


It sure is with you. Anyone else who feels differently is supporting "my team" or is a "cheerleading white knight."

God I wonder how many Republicans attitudes like yours have elected. The Dems might not be perfect, but we sure as shiat should have been electing them the past 15 years. In droves.
 
2014-08-16 04:07:25 PM  

whidbey: machoprogrammer: Not everything has to be "BSABSVR

It sure is with you. Anyone else who feels differently is supporting "my team" or is a "cheerleading white knight."

God I wonder how many Republicans attitudes like yours have elected. The Dems might not be perfect, but we sure as shiat should have been electing them the past 15 years. In droves.


You are the one who equated "This is the second time O'Neal has threatened to assassinate a sitting President" to them defending Republicans. That is the definition of being a blind partisan.

Especially considering the first time this person made a threat, the president could've been Clinton.
 
2014-08-16 07:10:44 PM  
She sounds like a real bogey.
 
2014-08-16 11:47:07 PM  

machoprogrammer: whidbey: This is the second time O'Neal has threatened to assassinate a sitting President

BECAUSE DURR BOTH SIDES ARE BADDDDD

Is that what you took from that? Wow, you really are a Democrat cheerleading white knight.

They put that on there because it's relavent to the story. This lady, with a crazy name, threatened the president and it isn't the first time she threatened a president. The other could've been Clinton, too, you know.

Not everything has to be "BSABSVR". Not all victims are Democrat.


You really need to check the calibration on your sarcasm detector.
 
2014-08-17 12:11:32 AM  

machoprogrammer: whidbey: machoprogrammer: Not everything has to be "BSABSVR

It sure is with you. Anyone else who feels differently is supporting "my team" or is a "cheerleading white knight."

God I wonder how many Republicans attitudes like yours have elected. The Dems might not be perfect, but we sure as shiat should have been electing them the past 15 years. In droves.

You are the one who equated "This is the second time O'Neal has threatened to assassinate a sitting President" to them defending Republicans. That is the definition of being a blind partisan.

Especially considering the first time this person made a threat, the president could've been Clinton.


B- but Clinton? Rly?
;)
 
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