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2014-08-15 04:05:47 PM  
What do they call their gatherings?  Full Circle Jerk?
 
2014-08-15 04:08:17 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-15 04:17:04 PM  
Well that is where the big money is.
 
2014-08-15 04:31:46 PM  
FTFA:
Although Keegan's newly founded religion may sound like a cult, he maintains it's nothing of the sort. All members reportedly have a say in what happens, despite Keegan being at the helm.
"I very much speak what comes through [while] in the collective," Keegan said. "We create a resonance of balance and equality of the crew. When you feel those chakras aligned, there's guided messing coming in. If there is something of spiritual ego within that, it must not exist."


Yeah, it's a cult.
 
2014-08-15 04:34:18 PM  
Sounds like an easy way to round up and bang hippy girls.  You can't be mad at that.
 
2014-08-15 04:40:16 PM  
My friend Amy grew up with him and said he was one of the nicest kids she knew. Shame he turned into a douche.
 
2014-08-15 04:41:30 PM  
"It's a circle; in the centre is now. That's what it's about."

If Earth stood still, it would have mid-day, mid-night, sun-up and sun-down as 4 corners. Each rotation of earth has 4 mid-days, 4 mid-nights, 4 sun-ups and 4 sun-downs.

The sixteen(16) space times demonstrates cube proof of 4 full days simultaneously on earth within one (1) rotation. The academia created 1 day greenwich time is bastardly queer and dooms future youth and nature to a hell.

Ignorance of 4 day harmonic cubic nature indicts humans as unfit to live on earth.
 
2014-08-15 04:41:40 PM  

TheSwizz: Sounds like an easy way to round up and bang hippy girls.  You can't be mad at that.


Yeah, getting the hippy girls together without some kinda angle like this, very much like herding cats...smell is probably worse with the cats, though
 
2014-08-15 04:43:55 PM  
Its a cult, but not a good cult.

Good cults have lava pits that you can lower people down into and skulls everywhere.

Lame.
 
2014-08-15 04:44:46 PM  
Are you the lemon?
 
2014-08-15 04:49:16 PM  

Stile4aly: "It's a circle; in the centre is now. That's what it's about."

If Earth stood still, it would have mid-day, mid-night, sun-up and sun-down as 4 corners. Each rotation of earth has 4 mid-days, 4 mid-nights, 4 sun-ups and 4 sun-downs.

The sixteen(16) space times demonstrates cube proof of 4 full days simultaneously on earth within one (1) rotation. The academia created 1 day greenwich time is bastardly queer and dooms future youth and nature to a hell.

Ignorance of 4 day harmonic cubic nature indicts humans as unfit to live on earth.


All you needs is bad website graphics.
 
2014-08-15 04:50:43 PM  
The movement claims, per a statement on their official website, to be the "home of a conscious social movement, we provide an experimental environment designed to creatively expand consciousness through visual and performing arts, movement classes, workshops, forums and healing therapies."

That actually sounds pretty cool, with very constructive possibilities.

...The timing of those events would later reveal its power and significance in how "synchronicity" helped him discover his true calling.

aaaaand that's where you lost me, Space Cadet. Good luck, though. Cult leadership is good work if you can get it.
 
2014-08-15 04:51:48 PM  

tamsnod27: TheSwizz: Sounds like an easy way to round up and bang hippy girls.  You can't be mad at that.

Yeah, getting the hippy girls together without some kinda angle like this, very much like herding cats...smell is probably worse with the cats, though


Okay: everybody raise your hand if you have your own harem of multiple girls who think you are a divine being and want to do drugs and have sex with you. Anyone???
 
2014-08-15 04:51:51 PM  
Huh. Not Kirk Cameron.
 
2014-08-15 04:53:27 PM  

TheSwizz: Sounds like an easy way to round up and bang hippy girls.  You can't be mad at that.


I wish I had thought of this twenty five years ago.
 
2014-08-15 04:57:02 PM  
Who?
 
2014-08-15 04:58:59 PM  
You know, I think I might be the lemon ...
 
2014-08-15 05:06:11 PM  
Say what you might, but this is going to get him SO MUCH FARKING ASS.

Seriously.
 
2014-08-15 05:13:40 PM  

Anandamide: FTFA:
Although Keegan's newly founded religion may sound like a cult, he maintains it's nothing of the sort. All members reportedly have a say in what happens, despite Keegan being at the helm.
"I very much speak what comes through [while] in the collective," Keegan said. "We create a resonance of balance and equality of the crew. When you feel those chakras aligned, there's guided messing coming in. If there is something of spiritual ego within that, it must not exist."

Yeah, it's a cult.


Not really. Not anymore than any other hippy-dippy New Age horseshiat.
 
2014-08-15 05:14:35 PM  
www.hubbard.org www.galaxypress.com
L Ron Hubbard?
 
2014-08-15 05:14:43 PM  

macross87: Stile4aly: "It's a circle; in the centre is now. That's what it's about."

If Earth stood still, it would have mid-day, mid-night, sun-up and sun-down as 4 corners. Each rotation of earth has 4 mid-days, 4 mid-nights, 4 sun-ups and 4 sun-downs.

The sixteen(16) space times demonstrates cube proof of 4 full days simultaneously on earth within one (1) rotation. The academia created 1 day greenwich time is bastardly queer and dooms future youth and nature to a hell.

Ignorance of 4 day harmonic cubic nature indicts humans as unfit to live on earth.

All you needs is bad website graphics.


Is that the Microsoft logo on his chest in the picture?  That would explain the bad website graphics.
 
2014-08-15 05:18:12 PM  

TheSwizz: Sounds like an easy way to round up and bang hippy girls.  You can't be mad at that.


If you are a former teen hearthrob and movie star, you shouldn't need to create your own religion to get laid.
 
2014-08-15 05:32:05 PM  

TheSwizz: Sounds like an easy way to round up and bang hippy girls.  You can't be mad at that.


You've pretty much described the purpose of founding every organized religion.
 
2014-08-15 05:33:22 PM  
you know, I remember never thinking, "whatever happened to that guy"?
 
2014-08-15 05:34:10 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-15 05:39:49 PM  
It sounds like someone just discovered weed.
 
2014-08-15 05:48:50 PM  
The Instagram Religion
 
2014-08-15 05:49:58 PM  
He wanted Full Circle as a band name, but no one would be in a band with him. A cult is the next best thing.
 
2014-08-15 06:16:50 PM  
A cult is all about the practices, not the doctrine. Given what's in the article, it's difficult to tell if they enforce a brainwashing diet, stress positions for hours on end, forced wakefulness, charging for services beyond costs, ostracization, disassociation from the community, and the like.
 
2014-08-15 06:17:12 PM  

Stile4aly: "It's a circle; in the centre is now. That's what it's about."

If Earth stood still, it would have mid-day, mid-night, sun-up and sun-down as 4 corners. Each rotation of earth has 4 mid-days, 4 mid-nights, 4 sun-ups and 4 sun-downs.

The sixteen(16) space times demonstrates cube proof of 4 full days simultaneously on earth within one (1) rotation. The academia created 1 day greenwich time is bastardly queer and dooms future youth and nature to a hell.

Ignorance of 4 day harmonic cubic nature indicts humans as unfit to live on earth.


ct.fra.bz
 
2014-08-15 06:19:46 PM  
It's just a scam to sell more of his slippers.

ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-08-15 06:48:37 PM  

gfid: Who?


First thing I thought of .
 
2014-08-15 07:30:28 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: TheSwizz: Sounds like an easy way to round up and bang hippy girls.  You can't be mad at that.

If you are a former teen hearthrob and movie star, you shouldn't need to create your own religion to get laid.


Unless you get fat. Then life gets difficult.

One of my best friends in college was beautiful. Just stunning to look at. When I was with him, we got special treatment from girls AND guys. It was amazing -- free upgrades, special tours, VIP seating. Now he's fat and married, and people ain't so accommodating these days.
 
2014-08-15 07:41:48 PM  
"You don't want to die a virgin, do you?"
 
2014-08-15 07:44:39 PM  
Who?

/was never that attractive
 
2014-08-15 07:59:23 PM  

Anandamide: FTFA:
Although Keegan's newly founded religion may sound like a cult, he maintains it's nothing of the sort. All members reportedly have a say in what happens, despite Keegan being at the helm.
"I very much speak what comes through [while] in the collective," Keegan said. "We create a resonance of balance and equality of the crew. When you feel those chakras aligned, there's guided messing coming in. If there is something of spiritual ego within that, it must not exist."

Yeah, it's a cult.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-15 08:00:12 PM  
uproxx.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-15 09:41:50 PM  
Yeah, let's not call a movement that extols the spiritual advantages of artistic and educational pursuits a "religion."
It'll just get the evangelical dodo birds squawking about how teaching anything in public school beyond the three R's is a "religion" and thus equal to their shtick.
 
2014-08-15 10:21:14 PM  

TheSwizz: Sounds like an easy way to round up and bang hippy girls.  You can't be mad at that.


This^ Those girls smell like sandalwood and patchouli. I miss them and I want them to come back. Oh wait... I'm old. They only exist for me while I'm dreaming. I hope for posterity that they will always be around.
 
2014-08-15 11:38:34 PM  
"Full circle", because "Make sure the joint gets passed full circle" wouldn't fit on the pamphlet.
 
2014-08-16 12:19:31 AM  

italie: "Full circle", because "Make sure the joint gets passed full circle" wouldn't fit on the pamphlet.


Thou shalt not bogart.
 
2014-08-16 04:13:57 AM  

RottenEggs: gfid: Who?

First thing I thought of .


I was hoping for Corey Feldman.
 
2014-08-16 06:21:45 AM  

AlHarris31: Its a cult, but not a good cult.Good cults have lava pits that you can lower people down into and skulls everywhere.Lame.


Give them some time, lava pits don't grow on trees.
Also, the only 2 Cults I care about.
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ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-08-16 09:05:56 AM  

lindalouwho: italie: "Full circle", because "Make sure the joint gets passed full circle" wouldn't fit on the pamphlet.

Thou shalt not bogart.


Doritos would make the perfect communion wafer tie in.

//Starting to like this church.
 
2014-08-16 10:30:12 AM  

Arkanaut: Huh. Not Kirk Cameron.


I was hoping for this too. Then all the True Christians (TM) could go their own way and leave the rest of us to worship in peace.
 
2014-08-16 10:31:42 AM  

Smashed Hat: RottenEggs: gfid: Who?

First thing I thought of .

I was hoping for Corey Feldman.


Haim could play the part of the messiah.

/Too soon?
 
2014-08-16 11:28:25 AM  

Savage Belief: Smashed Hat: RottenEggs: gfid: Who?

First thing I thought of .

I was hoping for Corey Feldman.

Haim could play the part of the messiah.

/Too soon?


It's been more than three days. It's about time.
 
2014-08-16 11:11:07 PM  
Him?  Teen Heart Throb?  The only I thing I saw him in was "10 Things I Hate About You" with Heath Ledger.
So I'm going to go with "no".
 
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