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2014-08-15 01:43:05 PM  
furcoatnoknickers.files.wordpress.com

That is all.
 
2014-08-15 01:46:32 PM  
proto-Juggalo says what?

/suck a grenade, asshat
 
2014-08-15 01:58:16 PM  

burialoptions.com
"But wait! Don't pull that trigger yet, Kiss fans. Before you splash your brains all over your wife's favorite Kaftan, make sure to drag your sorry, sad ass over to the computer to order your very own "Kiss Kassket"! Hurry, supplies are running out faster than your sense of self-worth!"

 
2014-08-15 02:14:21 PM  
Gene Simmons is an ass.  I went to go post the link to his 2002 interview with Terri Gross, because it really showcases how completely narcissistic and full of himself he is.  Lo and behold, he's still butthurt and talking trash about Terri Gross 12 years later, so I'll post that link instead:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/12/kiss-gene-simmons-npr-terry -g ross_n_5672201.html
 
2014-08-15 02:17:57 PM  

Blues_X: [furcoatnoknickers.files.wordpress.com image 476x381]

That is all.


I . . .
want to rock and roll
All Niiiiight!
But my prostate hurts!
 
2014-08-15 03:11:11 PM  
A secure person usually has better things to do than spit poison at the less fortunate.
 
2014-08-15 03:15:15 PM  
Observation about depression: It's unwise to share it with people. People don't give a sh*t.
Observation about speaking Goddamned English: Speak whatever language you want unless your in customer service or trying to tell me something.
Observation about celebrities with too much ego and too much money: STFU, asshats.
 
2014-08-15 04:08:10 PM  
movie-dude.co.uk

Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life?

Keep it up.
 
2014-08-15 04:11:37 PM  
Someone should mention this to Lewis Black, and get video of the reaction.
 
2014-08-15 04:21:11 PM  
img1.fark.net Gene Simmons is a dick
 
2014-08-15 04:40:44 PM  
Gene and Ted Nugent should go on tour together.
 
2014-08-15 04:44:45 PM  

fusillade762: Gene and Ted Nugent should go on tour together.


♫ I... want to sh*t my pants all day... and babble every night... ♫
 
2014-08-15 04:55:50 PM  
Are you Gene Simmons? fark you. Kill yourself.
 
2014-08-15 04:55:59 PM  

NutWrench: Blues_X: [furcoatnoknickers.files.wordpress.com image 476x381]

That is all.

I . . .
want to rock and roll
All Niiiiight!
But my prostate hurts!


should probably switch to a vibrating toothbrush, then
 
2014-08-15 04:56:08 PM  
That's it. I'm not buying nay more of his workout tapes.
 
2014-08-15 04:56:43 PM  
Living with depression is akin to living out your life in quiet desperation. When I was 18 I was disinherited by my well-to-do parents after I eloped and married the Latina girl I was dating. My family ensured that no studios would hire me so all of my acting jobs dried up. After years of estrangement, my father and I reconciled and I was reinserted back into his will. When he got sick and no other family member would help, my wife and I sold our house and became his caretaker. I was asked to this by my former siblings. They told me they couldn't be bothered. My youngest sibling was the trustee of my father's estate. When he passed my ex siblings decided to exclude me from his will. My father had left me a larger share of his estate. My ex siblings used extortion and threats against my children to once again remove me from the will. My attorney advised me to just walk away. I could'n't fight against the money they were drawing from the estate to fund upcoming legal battles. The stress caused me to have a major heart attack. I had to take 14 months off from I job I'd held for 12 years. When I was cleared to return to work I was told by my supervisor that he had a younger crew now and I wouldn't fit in. I've found that when you're in your late 50's and if you haven't worked in over a year, your basically screwed, no one will hire you. Bills pile up, eviction notices start arriving and food becomes a luxury. Yeah, I think of suicide every every day. The only thing stopping me is the thought of the effect it would have on my wife and kids. Perhaps, soon, I won't worry about that effect. F**k you Gene Simmons, you don't know Sh*t.
 
2014-08-15 04:57:27 PM  

fusillade762: Gene and Ted Nugent should go on tour together.


and nuke the first concert site from orbit
 
2014-08-15 04:58:03 PM  
He has a new television show and football team to promote.
 
2014-08-15 04:58:26 PM  

vudukungfu: That's it. I'm not buying nay more of his workout tapes.


I didn't know you were Scottish.
 
2014-08-15 04:58:35 PM  
Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx, 55, commented on the shocking quotes during his radio show Sixx Sense, saying, "I like Gene. But in this situation, I don't like Gene. I don't like Gene's words. There is a 20-year-old kid out there who is a KISS fan and reads this and goes, 'You know what? He's right. I should just kill myself.'"

I guess we should worry about that one 20 year old KISS fan. Someone should point him to some decent music.
 
2014-08-15 04:59:00 PM  
Gene Simmons is a creep.  He actually looks less scary with his kiss makeup on.
 
2014-08-15 05:00:28 PM  
FTA: There is a 20-year-old kid out there who is a KISS fan and reads this and goes, 'You know what? He's right. I should just kill myself.

If you're a 20 year old KISS fan in 2014...

The reason you should kill yourself IS NOT because Gene Simmons says to.
 
2014-08-15 05:01:20 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx, 55, commented on the shocking quotes during his radio show Sixx Sense, saying, "I like Gene. But in this situation, I don't like Gene. I don't like Gene's words. There is a 20-year-old kid out there who is a KISS fan and reads this and goes, 'You know what? He's right. I should just kill myself.'"

I guess we should worry about that one 20 year old KISS fan. Someone should point him to some decent music.


Maybe the kid is depressed because of the state of modern music.
 
Bf+
2014-08-15 05:01:35 PM  
"I do not intend to defend myself here and now, by listing the myriad charities and self-help organizations I am involved with"

Oh go fark yourself, Gene.
 
2014-08-15 05:01:37 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx, 55, commented on the shocking quotes during his radio show Sixx Sense, saying, "I like Gene. But in this situation, I don't like Gene. I don't like Gene's words. There is a 20-year-old kid out there who is a KISS fan and reads this and goes, 'You know what? He's right. I should just kill myself.'"

I guess we should worry about that one 20 year old KISS fan. Someone should point him to some decent music.


Yeah, no wonder this person is suicidal.
 
2014-08-15 05:01:46 PM  

imspartacus: Yeah, I think of suicide every every day.


There are people in this world who are on the verge of starving, get shot at as a daily routine and live in their own filth who don't think of suicide.
 
2014-08-15 05:02:25 PM  
If I had Gene Simmons' helmet hair I would kill myself.
 
2014-08-15 05:02:44 PM  
Because when you want sage advice, you ask Gene Simmons.
 
2014-08-15 05:02:52 PM  

dittybopper: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx, 55, commented on the shocking quotes during his radio show Sixx Sense, saying, "I like Gene. But in this situation, I don't like Gene. I don't like Gene's words. There is a 20-year-old kid out there who is a KISS fan and reads this and goes, 'You know what? He's right. I should just kill myself.'"

I guess we should worry about that one 20 year old KISS fan. Someone should point him to some decent music.

Maybe the kid is depressed because of the state of modern music.


Why? It's all better than KISS.
 
2014-08-15 05:03:40 PM  
"There is a 20-year-old kid out there who is a KISS fan"

Okay, let me interrupt there... that's a bit unlikely, but okay... sorry, carry on.

"and reads this"

Okay so now he's a 20 year old Kiss fan AND he can read? This is stretching credulity.

"and goes, 'You know what? He's right. I should just kill myself.'"

20 years old and a fan of Kiss? Maybe he is right.

/I jest... he's definitely right.
 
2014-08-15 05:03:53 PM  
He sounds depressed.
 
2014-08-15 05:04:08 PM  

derpes_simplex: Gene Simmons is an ass.  I went to go post the link to his 2002 interview with Terri Gross, because it really showcases how completely narcissistic and full of himself he is.  Lo and behold, he's still butthurt and talking trash about Terri Gross 12 years later, so I'll post that link instead:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/12/kiss-gene-simmons-npr-terry -g ross_n_5672201.html


When he told Terry she wanted to fark him I actually gasped.
 
2014-08-15 05:04:41 PM  
He's going about it the wrong way, and I can see why from his prospective, but he's still an asshole and wrong. He's saying these people of privilege need to shut the fark up because their lives really aren't that bad. And for the most part even people with shiat in this county still have it better than most of the world. But they are suffering from a disorder so of course they aren't going to see that and just tough it out, they can't. Unless your life really is shiat, like you've been found guilty of some horrible crime or you are suffering from a terminal illness, then it's not a bad idea to just end it, otherwise hopefully you'll get help.
 
2014-08-15 05:05:56 PM  
Whenever I see someone with the last name Simmons, I always picture this guy instead;

www.richardsimmons.com
 
2014-08-15 05:06:41 PM  

rbuzby: Gene Simmons is a creep.  He actually looks less scary with his kiss makeup on.


I think the cute little bun he likes to wear in costume softens him up a bit.
 
2014-08-15 05:07:30 PM  

no.

 
2014-08-15 05:07:31 PM  

derpes_simplex: Gene Simmons is an ass.  I went to go post the link to his 2002 interview with Terri Gross, because it really showcases how completely narcissistic and full of himself he is.  Lo and behold, he's still butthurt and talking trash about Terri Gross 12 years later, so I'll post that link instead:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/12/kiss-gene-simmons-npr-terry -g ross_n_5672201.html


From that link: Simmons took particular umbrage with Gross mistakenly calling his band "the KISS."

I feel like "the KISS" should become A Thing. In Gene's honor.
 
2014-08-15 05:08:35 PM  
imspartacus:

"Living with depression is akin to living out your life in quiet desperation."


So it's like living in England?
 
2014-08-15 05:08:46 PM  
"F**k you, then kill yourself"

And definitely do it in that order.
 
2014-08-15 05:10:14 PM  
I was never impressed by Kiss's "talent."
 
2014-08-15 05:10:37 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: imspartacus: Yeah, I think of suicide every every day.

There are people in this world who are on the verge of starving, get shot at as a daily routine and live in their own filth who don't think of suicide.


Congratulations. You've hit upon one of the unknown factors that make depression so hard to treat.

Go drink your Budweiser.
 
2014-08-15 05:12:17 PM  
I used to think about it in my 20's, sat around holding a gun to my head. Nobody ever had any advice to give other than that sort of thing.

Nobody cares about suicidal people, I think people mostly want others to die. I recommend doing lots of drugs.
 
2014-08-15 05:12:50 PM  
Gene Simmons is the mayor of douche nozzle town. If anyone needs to kill themselves, it's him. Oh and Kiss blows donkey balls. My wife dragged me to see them some years back. Their music is terrible, the show sucked and their fans are second only to Rush fans the retard scale.

/oh, kiss is coming to town?
//better go gas up the IROC and wash my mullet.
 
2014-08-15 05:13:11 PM  
All of the above, +, he is a shiatty musician.
 
2014-08-15 05:14:40 PM  
img.fark.net\

This is what I am wearing at work right now.

Someone said it was disrespectful to Robin Williams .. I told them I was in support of his rights to self-terminate... They walked away confused.
 
2014-08-15 05:15:29 PM  
I have depression and just can't get worked up about this.

He says stuff for attention. Eh. Things happen.

/why, yes, I am medicated
//how'd you know?
 
2014-08-15 05:15:43 PM  
I can never forgive him.

Not for some stupid words a washed up has-been said.  Rather, what he has done to the once lovely and always talented Shannon Tweed.

EBOD for that Gene
 
2014-08-15 05:15:44 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: imspartacus: Yeah, I think of suicide every every day.

There are people in this world who are on the verge of starving, get shot at as a daily routine and live in their own filth who don't think of suicide.


It's almost as if depression is a mental illness and not a response to your life situation and environment.
 
2014-08-15 05:16:00 PM  
OK.

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-08-15 05:16:24 PM  

leonel: Whenever I see someone with the last name Simmons, I always picture this guy instead;

[www.richardsimmons.com image 150x242]


I was confused for a second too.
 
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