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(Fark)   The hot, sweaty, dog days of summer are upon us, which is why it's important to keep hydrated with the cool, refreshing taste of the Fark Weird News Quiz   ( fark.com) divider line
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2014-08-15 01:00:12 PM  
In the spirit of always starting right, want to thank the Farkers who have given their time to make this happen. Your quizmasters this week are phlegmmo, meow said the dog, Sinto, and Sim Tree. Thanks as always, gentlemen.
 
2014-08-15 01:01:16 PM  
Winners of last week's quiz:

Shotgun Justice 1015
Oakenraven 995
PeddlerOfBombast 967
duckbutter 959
BogglePlayingChicken 927
wxboy 925
Grebuloner 914
Wasilla Hillbilly 914
Xanadone 912
Maegmariel 910

Lots of good scores, impressive showing.
 
2014-08-15 01:01:58 PM  
Easy Quiz for ya:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/355
 
2014-08-15 01:09:31 PM  
I'm #2!
rofessorkowalski793
dj_bigbird742
 
2014-08-15 01:13:30 PM  
Final Score:
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 651
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (80 seconds)

professorkowalski   793
dj_bigbird   742
Bob Falfa   651
jasonvatch   633
Once and Future Lurker   613
MissFeasance   471
leehouse   449
Unfreakable   0


Woo! I'm #3! I'm #3!
 
2014-08-15 01:15:47 PM  
I keep hoping to see MissFeasance run away with it one week.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-15 01:28:20 PM  
I'm briefly in the lead. In related news, I'm astonished it's Friday already because I haven't done anything useful yet this week.
 
2014-08-15 01:28:44 PM  
Final Score:

8 out of 11 correct, total points = 751
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (76 seconds)

ZAZ 936
the Mole of Production 910
professorkowalski 793
texdent 751
dj_bigbird 742
cretinbob 734
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben 722
Bob Falfa 651
jasonvatch 633
Once and Future Lurker 613
 
2014-08-15 01:36:44 PM  
Whoa, I must be slacking off at work this week.

Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 933
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (76 seconds)

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

ZAZ 936
Walker 933
the Mole of Production 910
professorkowalski 793
texdent 751
dj_bigbird 742
cretinbob 734
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben 722
wxboy 656
Bob Falfa 651
 
2014-08-15 01:44:10 PM  

Unfreakable: Thanks as always, gentlemen.


He is totally making the jokings of the gender of me you all. This is merely the joke which has the insides.
 
2014-08-15 01:50:54 PM  
Top 10 biatches!

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

the Mole of Production907
SundaesChild830
Literally Addicted824
Once and Future Lurker788
wxboy753
Shakespeare's Monkey705
casey.lurvs.bacon641
plmyfngr417
sboyle1020308
meow said the dog 0
 
2014-08-15 01:52:48 PM  
I was away the entire week and didn't go to Fark once. Somehow that equates to my best score ever.
 
2014-08-15 01:59:21 PM  
35 clicks; will post to 15 Aug 2014 at 11:55 PM (9 hours from now)


I hope it doesn't take quite that long.

: )
 
2014-08-15 02:20:36 PM  
8/11
8/10

Productivity: Super-light.

School's back all right!

/would be interesting to see a Farkette take a title here
 
2014-08-15 02:47:36 PM  
Fark that, I know it's only August, but Fall is around the corner!
 
2014-08-15 03:07:06 PM  
Hard: 8 out of 11 correct, total points = 693 (130 seconds)
Easy: 9 out of 10 correct, total points = 782 (143 seconds)

Hmm. Slow and sloppy. I heard if you go back to skool, they can help you read the educmacations better. I should to learn me a book.
/well done, quizzinators. Just because I'm goofing off doesn't mean I can get away without paying attention.
 
2014-08-15 03:09:40 PM  
Hot? It's like 65 here today. Off to take the quiz.
 
2014-08-15 03:15:03 PM  
Woo Hoo!!

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
too_amuzed1049
ZAZ936
Walker933
the Mole of Production910
Joelogon840
cgraves67821
Nefarious806
AlaBolt797
professorkowalski793
DanZero757
 
2014-08-15 03:15:44 PM  
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 711

I just totally guessed at a couple of these . . .
 
2014-08-15 03:30:09 PM  
717 - felt bad I missed a couple..
/slaps own hand
//bad Farker
 
2014-08-15 03:37:23 PM  
I've stopped trying for the top spots, and going for the lowest score I can without having been on Fark most of the week.  That said, I think I nailed my goal:

Hey, you finished! Here's your results:
Final Score:
1 out of 11 correct, total points = 40
Total time elapsed:
6 minutes (371 seconds)

Beat that, suckers!  I'm the #1 loser right now!
 
2014-08-15 03:39:50 PM  
It's a sweltering 73 degrees in NY today..
 
2014-08-15 03:45:03 PM  
986! Slow week at work....
 
2014-08-15 03:52:14 PM  
Holy shiat, I made the top ten ! Wow.


/// It's sad this is the highlight of my day.
 
2014-08-15 03:52:55 PM  
Spend way too much time on Fark.
 
2014-08-15 03:54:39 PM  
Another week of sucking at this
 
2014-08-15 04:06:57 PM  
i have shamed my family. not even gonna post my scores, they were that bad.
 
2014-08-15 04:22:08 PM  
Beyond great.
Final Score:
1 out of 11 correct, total points = 91
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (134 seconds)

Also it's been getting pretty cold here, actually.
 
2014-08-15 05:20:18 PM  
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 559

/Meh.
 
2014-08-15 06:40:57 PM  
11/11 for 1019

I'm willing to admit that I picked the funniest for at least 4 questions. It isn't like I knew everything.
 
2014-08-16 11:00:09 AM  
This thread has totally wandered off from "hot 'n sweaty." So here:

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2014-08-16 12:51:20 PM  

FirstDennis: This thread has totally wandered off from "hot 'n sweaty." So here:

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Good man!
 
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