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(Washington Post)   It takes a very special kind of douchebag to rob two 12-year-olds running a lemonade stand   (washingtonpost.com ) divider line 55
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2014-08-15 01:43:45 PM  
The suspect, who appeared to be in his late teens, was described as a white male with olive skin, dark hair and a thin mustache, according to authorities. He was wearing light blue shorts and no shirt, authorities said.

GIS for "man with olive skin thin mustache no shirt "
i.dailymail.co.uk
But what a mustache it is
 
2014-08-15 02:10:14 PM  
The kid was kinda asking for it

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2014-08-15 02:30:12 PM  
www.gb64.com


That was never coverd.
 
2014-08-15 03:27:11 PM  
Lemonade douche is probably acidic and sticky.
 
2014-08-15 04:20:05 PM  
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2014-08-15 04:22:42 PM  
No it doesn't. Any run-of-the-mill douchebag could've pulled off that heist.
 
2014-08-15 04:24:11 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: No it doesn't. Any run-of-the-mill douchebag could've pulled off that heist.


FTA: "were robbed by a teenager,"

Yep, sounds about right.
 
2014-08-15 04:24:46 PM  
But that's where the money is.
 
2014-08-15 04:24:58 PM  
A retarded bag of vinegar?
 
2014-08-15 04:26:55 PM  
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
Pic of the suspect.
 
2014-08-15 04:28:05 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
As a lawyer I have nothing better to do than shut down children's lemonade stands. Damn I love my job!
 
2014-08-15 04:29:42 PM  
I guess I shouldn't of done that?
 
2014-08-15 04:29:45 PM  
Something something lemon tree
 
2014-08-15 04:30:26 PM  

Walker: GIS for "man with olive skin thin mustache no shirt "


I pray that those words in that order will never ever be in my search history.
 
2014-08-15 04:35:42 PM  
I have two kinds of olives.
I have green olives.
I have black olives.
Space alien or schwartzer?
'Cause I'm all out of guesses.
 
2014-08-15 04:38:36 PM  

Thai_Mai_Xhu: I have two kinds of olives.
I have green olives.
I have black olives.
Space alien or schwartzer?
'Cause I'm all out of guesses.


www.comicbookmovie.com
 
2014-08-15 04:43:26 PM  
What to do with the lemons life handed them...what to do???
 
2014-08-15 04:43:56 PM  
Don't judge me Subby, you don't know me, you don't know my situation....
 
2014-08-15 04:44:36 PM  
Sounds like a larf.


When life gives you lemons, make robberaid
 
2014-08-15 04:45:28 PM  
Wanted for questioning...

barbaradenny.com
 
2014-08-15 04:47:48 PM  
Po-po in Furguson would know how to handle it.
 
2014-08-15 04:47:52 PM  
Whoa. Some bad karma there. He's coming back as a clam. Definitely.
 
2014-08-15 04:57:25 PM  
Snarkiness aside...

It really is sad.  Too few children today have any entreprenurial spirit...or even want to get out from in front of the computer/tv/gaming system.  Hate it that these kids tried and got the shaft.  Yeah, it is the real world...but dammit they tried!!

If I knew where to send it... I would give them 20 bucks.

Farker's addresses are not acceptable recipients.
 
2014-08-15 05:00:43 PM  
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2014-08-15 05:06:57 PM  
Probably high on the marijuana.
Drugs are not a victimless crime.
 
2014-08-15 05:08:51 PM  
images.ibsys.com
 
2014-08-15 05:16:25 PM  
Here's hoping the robber ends up yiffing in Hell with the Curries, due to a clerical error.
 
2014-08-15 05:17:50 PM  

TommyDeuce: Here's hoping the robber ends up yiffing in Hell with the Curries, due to a clerical error.


Furries not Curries god damned autoerotic correct
 
2014-08-15 05:24:13 PM  
Where is the Ferguson SWAT Team when a job comes along suitable to their talents?
 
2014-08-15 05:28:22 PM  
When I was 11-12 years old I had a paper route.....yes, I'm old.   That paper route taught me all kinds of things.  For one, there are quite a few putative adults who will not think twice about robbing a 12 year old.   Oh, it was on that route that I saw my first real, live bush.......and I mean bush (it was the 70s), but that's another story.
 
2014-08-15 05:31:40 PM  
Olive skin?

Young mobster, they should have paid protection.
 
2014-08-15 05:38:16 PM  

TommyDeuce: Here's hoping the robber ends up yiffing in Hell with the Curries, due to a clerical error.


ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-08-15 05:39:37 PM  
Actually he taught them rather cheap but valuable life lessons, not the least of which is not to trust everyone, don't hand strangers cash, some people are crap, etc.
What a jerk though! I second the motion to give the Fergie Po-po's an APB...
 
2014-08-15 05:40:44 PM  
Ironically, their goal was to make enough money for matching Glocks.
 
2014-08-15 06:01:57 PM  
Fark: The city doesn't issue a citation for lack of permits.
 
2014-08-15 06:04:51 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: [www.gb64.com image 320x200]


That was never coverd.


I was talking to someone about that game earlier this week...it's the simple pleasures that work :)
But, my mind went to:
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-15 06:07:55 PM  
What was his Fark handle?
 
2014-08-15 06:19:37 PM  
Well, at least he didn't kidnap them...
 
2014-08-15 06:30:39 PM  

Fissile: When I was 11-12 years old I had a paper route.....yes, I'm old.   That paper route taught me all kinds of things.  For one, there are quite a few putative adults who will not think twice about robbing a 12 year old.   Oh, it was on that route that I saw my first real, live bush.......and I mean bush (it was the 70s), but that's another story.


Go on.........
 
2014-08-15 06:33:22 PM  
Wanted for questioning.

wodumedia.com
 
2014-08-15 06:33:23 PM  

roc6783: What to do with the lemons life handed them...what to do???


Get their engineering degree to make combustible lemons and BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN
 
2014-08-15 06:34:54 PM  
...with the lemons
 
2014-08-15 08:13:43 PM  

TOSViolation: [images.ibsys.com image 640x480]


Are they in porn yet?
 
2014-08-15 08:27:23 PM  

Oysterman: roc6783: What to do with the lemons life handed them...what to do???

Get their engineering degree to make combustible lemons and BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN


While you hit the coveted corner spot on my Fark Bingo card, you missed the free space (party) and the middle row (make lemonade, you asshole).
 
2014-08-15 09:15:15 PM  

MagSeven: TOSViolation: [images.ibsys.com image 640x480]

Are they in porn yet?


One was on Tosh.0.  Does that count?
 
2014-08-15 09:23:54 PM  
Need to find this little shiat and make sure he never reproduces.
 
2014-08-15 11:59:44 PM  
A white male with olive skin you say?
 
2014-08-16 02:00:34 AM  

TOSViolation: [images.ibsys.com image 640x480]


I was surprised this took so long to show up here.
 
2014-08-16 08:12:28 AM  
Just teaching them a life lesson. Next time, pack heat.
 
2014-08-16 09:29:31 AM  

i_dig_chicks: Fissile: When I was 11-12 years old I had a paper route.....yes, I'm old.   That paper route taught me all kinds of things.  For one, there are quite a few putative adults who will not think twice about robbing a 12 year old.   Oh, it was on that route that I saw my first real, live bush.......and I mean bush (it was the 70s), but that's another story.

Go on.........


The bush story?

One of the houses where I made a delivery was an old Victorian that had been hacked into a two-family.  The staircase to the second floor was added to the side of the house, and was covered with a canopy.  I delivered papers to both apartments.  On the second floor lived a Jersey Italian woman of about 25 or 26.  She was as dumb as a post, so I assumed the paper was for her Jersey Italian live-in boyfriend who always had something very nasty to say to me.  Well anyway, this chick was hawt.  Long curry dark hair and gravity defying boobs that stuck out like torpedoes....it was the 70s so lots of chicks didn't wear bras.

Friday was collection day.  I walked up the stairs, rang the bell and waited a while.  When no one answered I started back down the stairs.  At that point Torpedo Girl opened the door and stepped out on to the landing.   She was wearing a short terry cloth bath rob that came down about mid-thigh and her hair was wet.  She said to me, "Come on back, I have your money."   She was standing on the edge of the landing.  As I started back up the stairs I could see up her bath robe.....their it as was in all its furry, young 1970s glory.  When I got to the top of the stairs my head was spinning.  My hand was shaking when I reached to take the money.  She said, "Thank you."  I was like, "No problem, THANK YOU!"

/I miss the 70s
 
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