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2014-08-15 01:41:57 PM  
Isn't profanity protected speech?
 
2014-08-15 01:51:59 PM  

ginandbacon: Isn't profanity protected speech?


The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
 
2014-08-15 01:52:29 PM  
Yes but you can count on Constitution toting people to not have a clue and arrest people for stuff they don't like. Happens everyday
 
2014-08-15 01:59:15 PM  

doyner: ginandbacon: Isn't profanity protected speech?

The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.


Finish your coffee.
 
2014-08-15 02:01:31 PM  
What's the matter here?
 
2014-08-15 02:03:54 PM  
South Carolina. Always on the wrong side of everything. Including free speech it seems.

First state to declare its secession from the Union.

First shots of the Civil War were in SC when Confederate batteries began shelling Fort Sumter
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Until the 1868 presidential election, South Carolina's legislature, not the voters, chose the state's electors for the presidential election. South Carolina was the last state to choose its electors in this manner.

As of 2012, South Carolina had the lowest percentage among all states of women in state legislature at 10.0%

South Carolina was one of several states that initially rejected the Nineteenth Amendment (prohibits any United States citizen from being denied the right to vote on the basis of sex). The South Carolina legislature later ratified the amendment on July 1, 1969.

On July 1, 2000, South Carolina became the last state to remove the Confederate flag, from over its statehouse.

Many, many more examples.
 
2014-08-15 02:04:22 PM  
What a mess.  "The women both apologized to each other."

Cops were overzealous, lady whiner was a tattletale, the cussing mom was a complete piece of shiat for handling her business with her husband like that.  In public, we all play happy families.  Didn't she get the memo?
 
2014-08-15 02:08:46 PM  

granolasteak: What a mess.  "The women both apologized to each other."

Cops were overzealous, lady whiner was a tattletale, the cussing mom was a complete piece of shiat for handling her business with her husband like that.  In public, we all play happy families.  Didn't she get the memo?


I'm telling!
 
2014-08-15 02:31:48 PM  

edmo: Yes but you can count on Constitution toting people to not have a clue and arrest people for stuff they don't like. Happens everyday


time to beat them to death with the 1ST AMENDMENT
seriously
 
2014-08-15 02:34:16 PM  

Theaetetus: granolasteak: What a mess.  "The women both apologized to each other."

Cops were overzealous, lady whiner was a tattletale, the cussing mom was a complete piece of shiat for handling her business with her husband like that.  In public, we all play happy families.  Didn't she get the memo?

I'm telling!


The Fark filter has prevented granolasteak from being arrested.

ALL HAIL shait AND boobies!
 
2014-08-15 02:40:14 PM  
South Carolina only exists to make North Carolina look sane. Since NC has stepped up their game lately it is time for SC to get in gear.
 
2014-08-15 02:53:35 PM  
I thought it was bad when a mom got arrested for letting her child go to the park to play alone, but this manages to top even that.

You should not get to precious-snowflake other people's children. Stick to farking up your own.
 
2014-08-15 04:00:32 PM  
I don't have any memories of my parents from when I was a kid NOT communicating with loud profanity
 
2014-08-15 04:38:36 PM  
The parental controls password on my kids' Kindles is "littleshiats."
 
2014-08-15 04:38:59 PM  
What if I name my kid "shiathead"

"Don't squash the bread, shiathead."
 
2014-08-15 04:39:17 PM  
And the kids said..."Hey you f'n pig, why the F you wanna F around with our Biatch, go get a real job lazy a$$ bastich.
BTW, yer mama still giving those 3 for a dollar beejays under the railroad trestle?
Serving and protecting the phook out of you since Hector was a pup!
 
2014-08-15 04:39:51 PM  
Well damn they would have given my dad the chair then.
 
2014-08-15 04:40:04 PM  

Diogenes: What's the matter here?


I'm tired of the excuses everybody uses. He's your kid. Do as you see fit.
 
2014-08-15 04:40:09 PM  
It's one thing to complain to someone because you think it's wrong to use profanity in front of children.  You'd be within your right to confront someone with a gripe like that.  But to call the cops on her for it?!  WTF is that about?  And why did the cops even respond?!
 
2014-08-15 04:41:02 PM  
99.9% chance she didn't get arrested for swearing in front of her children. She got arrested for copping an attitude with the boys in blue.
 
2014-08-15 04:41:51 PM  
Thanks, Obama!
 
2014-08-15 04:41:56 PM  
I watched Porky's with parents. I was eight.

/loved my parents
 
2014-08-15 04:42:01 PM  
I am so flippin' screwed...
 
2014-08-15 04:42:15 PM  

AlHarris31: What if I name my kid "shiathead"

"Don't squash the bread, shiathead."


Hey, you made a rhyme.
 
2014-08-15 04:42:36 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: I don't have any memories of my parents from when I was a kid NOT communicating with loud profanity


no shiat.  until i was seven i thought my name was "you little sonofabiatch"
 
2014-08-15 04:42:59 PM  
You know I gotta say, if I was some cop that called out to a bumblefark 'burb grocery store, and when I got there, as ridiculous as I thought two WASPie soccer moms could get, I found out it was for swearing about squished bread?

I'd probably be looking to arrest someone too.
 
2014-08-15 04:43:19 PM  
Merde!

It's not swearing if no one understands it.
 
2014-08-15 04:43:50 PM  

granolasteak: What a mess.  "The women both apologized to each other."

Cops were overzealous, lady whiner was a tattletale, the cussing mom was a complete piece of shiat for handling her business with her husband like that.  In public, we all play happy families.  Didn't she get the memo?


It doesn't say the little whiner lady called the police.  Whining is also protected speech.

What kind of idiot puts frozen pizza on top of bread?
 
2014-08-15 04:44:01 PM  

AlHarris31: What if I name my kid "shiathead"

"Don't squash the bread, shiathead."


www.tickld.com
 
2014-08-15 04:44:37 PM  

Ker_Thwap: granolasteak: What a mess.  "The women both apologized to each other."

Cops were overzealous, lady whiner was a tattletale, the cussing mom was a complete piece of shiat for handling her business with her husband like that.  In public, we all play happy families.  Didn't she get the memo?

It doesn't say the little whiner lady called the police.  Whining is also protected speech.

What kind of idiot puts frozen pizza on top of bread?


Apparently her farking husband.
 
2014-08-15 04:44:44 PM  
I'd farking tell busybody gladis cravitz to fark off and tell the cops to fark off and tell the judge if I can't farking swear, I'm farked.
 
2014-08-15 04:44:48 PM  
 "I didn't harm nobody. I didn't hurt nobody."


No you didn't; but, indeed, your grammar is arrest-worthy.

/at least they didn't shoot you in the back.
 
2014-08-15 04:45:40 PM  
She was arrested for disorderly conduct, not swearing, although I am sure her reaction to being told to no curse probably involved cursing even more.
 
2014-08-15 04:46:04 PM  
The only use for South Carolina is as a place to go when you're fleeing a hurricane in Florida.

Otherwise, it's white trash redneck central. No thanks. I'll never go back if I can help it.
 
2014-08-15 04:48:07 PM  
utter[ing], while in a state of anger, in the presence of another, any bawdy, lewd, or obscene words or epithets

Let he who is without sin go f*ck himself straight in the f*cking ass with a goddamned pineapple
 
2014-08-15 04:48:12 PM  
This is the second time I've seen this today - the first time was on FB.
In both cases, the implication was that the woman was arrested for dropping the F bomb in front of children.

She got arrested for disorderly conduct with the police.  Not for cursing.

This is how stories get so screwed up in the view of the general public.  People believe and spread what they want, regardless of the actual facts.
 
2014-08-15 04:48:51 PM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-08-15 04:49:20 PM  
While I don't like people swearing in front of kids, particularly my kids, arresting them is completely out of line.
 
2014-08-15 04:49:54 PM  

meat0918: She was arrested for disorderly conduct, not swearing, although I am sure her reaction to being told to no curse probably involved cursing even more.


And fark your religious police infringing on my right to free speech. Just because you dont' think that dead jesus would say fark doesn't mean he did not say fark. He said fark to mary when he was farking her in the ass.

/may as well get your money's roth for the single charge of disorderly conduct. your farking honor.
 
2014-08-15 04:52:02 PM  

vudukungfu: meat0918: She was arrested for disorderly conduct, not swearing, although I am sure her reaction to being told to no curse probably involved cursing even more.

And fark your religious police infringing on my right to free speech. Just because you dont' think that dead jesus would say fark doesn't mean he did not say fark. He said fark to mary when he was farking her in the ass.

/may as well get your money's roth for the single charge of disorderly conduct. your farking honor.


www.lolwut.com
 
2014-08-15 04:52:13 PM  
I don't think Jesus ever used the F word.  He spoke Ancient Aramaic.  Besides, I doubt the word had been invented yet.
 
2014-08-15 04:52:38 PM  
I would be pretty farking disorderly too if some dumbass called the cops because I used a "bad" word. What the fark. Words don't hurt anybody, sticks do.
 
2014-08-15 04:55:47 PM  
Why was the very helpful photo of a Kroger store facade taken by a worm?
 
2014-08-15 04:56:58 PM  
Am I the only one raised in the South that grew up knowing that if my parents swore, it was my final warning?

....and quite often they skipped the warnings entirely? My parents would have been arrested for corporal punishment in the bread aisle.

Nowadays? Shoooooot. If I move to the Carolinas remind me to save half my paycheck for bail, thanks to my hyperactive kid.
 
2014-08-15 04:57:15 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

/ Wanted for questioning
 
2014-08-15 04:58:00 PM  

meat0918: She was arrested for disorderly conduct, not swearing, although I am sure her reaction to being told to no curse probably involved cursing even more.


This woman probably yells at her husband and child(ren) all the time. I used to live a few doors up from someone like that. Talk about a depressing situation. As for the arrest: This doesn't have anything to do with protected speech. This is about inappropriate behavior in a public place. Apparently, this woman's parents didn't raise her properly. She doesn't know how to behave, and now she's getting a dose of reality. When she's alone with her family, she's probably a b*tch on wheels. That crap doesn't cut it out in public places. I wish this kind of arrest would happen more often.
 
2014-08-15 04:58:10 PM  
I think this child has expressed a common reaction to that. [NSFW]
 
2014-08-15 04:58:49 PM  

durbnpoisn: It's one thing to complain to someone because you think it's wrong to use profanity in front of children.  You'd be within your right to confront someone with a gripe like that.  But to call the cops on her for it?!  WTF is that about?  And why did the cops even respond?!


Reading between the lines:  woman #1 says "stop crushing the farking bread" to hubby, Woman #2 refuses to mind her own business, and tells #1 to stop saying "fark".  #1 tells #2 to mind her own farking business, much shouting ensues and the grocery store calls the cops.  Crushed bread woman probably continued to yell, and the cops carted her away.
 
2014-08-15 05:00:37 PM  
If you seek Amy.
 
2014-08-15 05:01:49 PM  
Non vulgarity based solution. Make hubby eat farking sandwiches with the bread shaped like flat broken dog biscuits while you and the kids use the virgin square slices for you sandwiches. Laugh and point at him, then put squirrel feces on his precious pizza when you serve it to him.
 
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